- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Most poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

Why is the world going to end on 9 December 2014? I don't know why, but IT IS

What is the worst part about eating a vegetable? Eating the wheelchair too.

Why did Rachel fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Rachel.

What did the bird say to the other bird? Nothing because birds can't talk.

Q: Whats the first thing you see when you wake up? A: I don't know.

Roses are red, Violets are purple.

What do you call a black priest? Father, and then whatever his name happens to be.

Hitler: A jew walked into a bar... jokes, it was a gas chamber

A man walked into a bar. He got drunk and left.

What's worse then finding a worm in ur apple? Nothing it sucks and it's a waste of an apple

There was a a round house with no corners.How many corners were there? 100 ,I never said that that it had to be that house.

antonio has a penis head.lol

What is funny about civil and women's rights? Nothing, they are very serious matters.

Why did Jim get hit by a train? Because he was standing in the tracks.

Why did the lamborghini drive off the cliff? Because the person driving was a fridge

Why did the chicken cross the road? You reading another one of these again?

What do you call a big house full of dead people? My family

Roses are red violets are blue. I'm falling in love with you.

Why couldn't little Billy fall asleep. Because Billy didn't have any counting skills to be able to coins sheep

A man is at the doctor's office and the doctor says to the man: "I'm sorry sir, you have AIDS and Alzheimer's disease." The man says: "Well, at least I don't have AIDS!"

In Soviet Russia, people commonly suffered under the might of the communist juggernaut. It was unpleasant.

what do you call an anoying ginger? jimmy overby

Why couldn't the cat drink his milk? Because his ears were stapled to the floor.

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