- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the African boy die? He was denied any antibiotics to heal his severe case of mono and AIDS, and was living on dirty water and dirt.

What did the Insomniac, Dyslexic Priest do? He stayed up all night wondering if there really is a Dog.

did you hear about the dyslexic journalist? he employed an assistant to double check his work. They worked really well together.

Did you hear the joke about the vacuum? It sucks.

Q: Why was the little girl cowering in a closet in a corner. A: Because there was a murderer/rapist in her house with her oarents gone.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue,All you HATERS of J. Bieber, Go suck your MOTHER.

Why was the school girl called a dork. Because a whale penis is called a dork, and she identically resembles a giant aquatic dick.

What's more boring than watching grass grow? Watching grass not grow.

What's worse than falling out of a tree and landing on a dog? Rape.

Man- Where can I find a book on the holocaust Book keeper- Have you tried comedy? Man- no I havent Book keeper- good it won't be there

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because grass don't eat meat.

What do the Africans have for breakfast? Nothing.

What do you call an alligator in a circus? Testicular Cancer.

Q: What did the Jew get for Christmas? A: Nothing you dumbass, Jews don't celebrate Christmas.

Chip and Dale walk into a bar. Chip is black now.

Why did the girl stop running? Because she is in a wheelchair and will never walk again

The word "Walter" is never funny.

What is black and blue and red all over? A woman that just learned a valuable lesson.

I'm a burrito... With a big shirt.

A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. The priest has his papers but the rabbi is sent to a concentration camp.

Don't chop the dinosaur daddy! OK.

Q: Whats the best part of a bald pussy? A: After you put the diaper back on you perv!

Why did the monk shave his head? So he's more aerodynamic.

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