- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the little kid bullied? Because kids are goats.

My ex wife looks like a pitbull.

Why does the Pentagon have twice as many toilets built as is legally obliged? Racial segregation

A horse walks into a bar. Bartender says, "What'll it be?" The horse never replied.

whats annoying and won't go away?. Aids.

Everytime God shuts a door, he opens a window... ...But I am the Goddamn locksmith!

Did u know that every 60 seconds in Africa a minute passes by?

what do kids take their lunch in to school. that depends if they buy lunch at school... otherwise they bring it in a lunchbox...

AND THE GAME BEGINS ANEW!

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: This is actually a really good question which leads me to wonder why the farmer let the chicken out in the first place.

What did the boy with cancer get for his birthday? Roses on his tombstone.

Why was the girl running? She had to catch her bus.

What do Jews and gays have in common? They both would have been killed during the Holocaust.

A man walks into a bar. He has had a tough day at work and unwinds with a beer. He goes home to his loving family. He makes love to his wife that night. It's good but not great.

Your mum so ugly that she isn't married

Hey I just met you and this is crazy this song doesn't rhyme penis

a jewish man walks into a wall with an erection. what hits first? his erection

Q: why did the white man buy a burge A: cuz he was hungry

What's the difference between a hooker and an onion? You don't have to cook an onion to eat it.

Yo mamma's so fat she attracts other matter with a force proportional to the product of their masses divided by the square of the distance.

What is funnier than 24? If you think numbers are funny then you could have a mental illness and that isn't quite funny.

Jesus Christ

Knock knock. Who's there? Just use the peephole. I am.

whats the best anti joke ever? mine you dipshit

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