- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mamas so old. When she farted dust came out.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it got out of its cage, was running away from its owner, and crossing a busy street seemed like the most effective way to gain freedom.

What did one lion say to the other lion? Nothing. There was no other lion. This particular lion had horrible social anxiety so he spent most of his time alone, eating buffalo poop and playing World of Warcraft thus further alienating himself from the other lions. He was a very lonely lion.

What did the cow say to the other cow? "Baaa", he had an identity crisis.

Two gay men are seen walking down a street in Texas. Actually now that I think about it homosexuality is pretty much outlawed in Texas. Two gay men are thrown into a Texan Jail where they spend the rest of their lives, cold hungry and alone.

Who has two thumbs and is happy? This girl! You're a girl?

A girl asks her mother, "Mummy, why am i called Rose?" "Because when you were 1 day old a rose petal landed on your head." Another girl asked her mother, "Mummy, why am i called Daisy?" "Because when you were 1 day old a daisy landed on your head" "alualualualalughghphphpphphp" "Shut up fridge"

Why did the chicken cross the road? We will never know because he got hit by a car.

Why was the African American man afraid of dogs? He had a terrible childhood memory of being violently dry humped by a german shepherd.

Why did the girls ice cream melt? She was on fire.

Q: what do you call a mushy green circle that tastes good? A: An avocado

Can we pretend that airplanes in the night sky are like shooting stars? No, we can't.

Whats worse than the Holocaust? Anal

I was about to do an triathlon, but i took an arrow to the knee. It got infected and i promptly died two days later.

Son: Mommy can I have some cookies? Mom: Sure, they're on the top shelf! Son: But I don't have any arms! Mom: No arms, no cookies!

Knock Knock. Who's there? Irune. Irune who? Irune my life with all this red sand.

Doctor doctor, I feel like a pair of curtains!" "Never-mind that, you've got AIDS.

Yo momma so stupid she scored poorly on her SAT's in high school. She couldn't graduate college and now works a dead end job as a waitress.

Why does everybody look at the foreign boy strangely? Because he was ugly

Japan

What did Aladin say to Mulan? Nothing. Although they are both Disney characters, they never appear in the same film, and therefore never communicate.

Knock, Knock Wh- SWAT TEAM GET ON THE F****** GROUND!!!!!!!

why did the other chicken cross the road peer pressure

What happened to the lion which escaped from the zoo? It was successfully recaptured.

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