- Anti Joke

Q: What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? A: Reading re-posts of classic anti jokes posted by lonely teenagers.

What do you get when you mix a Refrigerator with a dog? Nothing. That would be impossible.

Kade was sad. He had finally got a girlfriend when he realized he actually liked men.

A bison trots into a bar. The bartender says, "My pee makes bubbles in the toilet." Amazed by the urination fact, the bison explodes.

Roses are read Vliolets are bloo I cant spell How about you

Your mother is so ugly, her genes were passed down through two generations, and now your children are of a similar caliber of ugliness. I'm so sorry.

How did the fat guy survive the plane crash? Because he still in the food court at the airport.

You know how they say cats have nine lives? They don't.

It's yellow and you'll die when it comes into your eye. A taxi.

Why was the little boy sad? -Because he was on Fire.

Why do dogs bark? Idk why? Cause there dogs

An apple a day keeps the doctor away. Unless your father is a doctor and you live with him.

What's worst than your favorite football team losing the football? Giving birth to a stillborn child.

Have you ever tried ethiopian food Neither have they

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? So it could cause traffic accidents.

What's worse than having a retarded baby? Not having a baby

what did one ocean say to the other ocean? Nothing, They just waved.

Why did god make asians? I dont know. Yah, me niether

Q: What do you call a dear with no eyes A: Nothing - call an animal cruelty service

If you have $5 and Chuck Norris has $5, Chuck Norris now has $10.

Why did the little girl fall off her bike? Because she didn't have any arms