What has 389,236,587 arms, has rainbow colored fur, and fornicates on your front lawn? Absolutely nothing. That's pretty much physically impossible.

"hey do you know the date" "58"

Just want to know where I will be dipping my... MANFLESH!

There was this girl who suffered for her whole life and then she died. It was very liberating.

Whats the difference between obama and Michael Jackson? Michael Jackson Is dead

Why did the black man cross the road? He was chasing the chicken

Why did the car break down? Because breakfast was done.

It's weird how two of the SAME jokes can get different ratings.

What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They're all gone!

What's more boring than watching grass grow? Watching grass not grow.

What did 4 Year Old Jonny get for his birthday? Death.

roses are grey violets are grey im a dog

A man named Jake walks into a bar. The bartender says hi jake... The End

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What did I say to the joke? What? Correct.

What do a reindeer and a grape have in common? They are both purple, except for the reindeer.

What did the black man say to the jew at a party Well hello i don't believe we met.

A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He than orders some drinks.

How do you stop a black man from running? You shoot his knee caps.

Why can't black guys eat babby back ribs... Beacause They are black too

why did the chicken cross the road it didnt it got eaten

Why isn't Michael Jackson good at chess? Because he's dead.

What's worse than having a retarded baby? Not having a baby

What's the same between a grape and an airplane? they both have wings but the grape doesn't

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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