- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't Joey play with the other kids on the playground? Answer: He was dead

What did the doctor say to his wife? We have grown apart over the years, I want a divorce.

Yo momma so fat that they've diagnosed her with type 2 diabetes and she has an extremely elevated risk of heart disease. You should really encourage her to try and eat better and get more exercise.

Three drunk llamas wearing sombreros are walking down the street. They walk in silence, lost in their own thoughts.

What do you get when you throw a piano down a mine shaft? A flat minor.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd probably put all the labials, coronals and dorsals in separate places sorted into plosives, nasals and fricatives, with the vowels at the beginning sorted by their relative IPA chartings, to make it more logical and easily attainable to foreigners.

Gay people: "Quit calling Justin Bieber gay, we don't want him either."

Is this the Krusty Krab? Yes.

Why did the ANTI-JOKE book cry? -It wasn't funny

What is the difference between a ginger and a pile of bricks? nothing. nothing at all.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Rocky was chasing him

How do you stop a baby flying 100mph? a shovel

A guy walks into a bar, and says, "The Aristocrats!"

Q: How many lightbulbs does it take to screw in a dog house, if your parents are a washing machine and a dryer? A: Trick Question, dog houses can't fly!

Whats worse then dieing and going to hell? Waking up and going to school.

How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? With teamwork and coordination, each could place one foot on the seat, and they can all stand up using each other for balance and support. The fact that they are gay in unimportant.

Q: What's so funny about medical records? A: You're not the one dying.

So Superman walks into a bar right, WRONG, Superman flies into bar

What happened to the girl that thought she was a mermaid? She drowned, humans can't breathe under water.

A blonde, redhead, and a brunette are chatting outside a casino. The brunette directs a joke towards the blonde. "What's the difference between cotton candy and pork chops?" The blonde has heard the joke prior to this encounter and correctly completes it with sign language because she is deaf.

Why did the catholic preist take all the little boys out in the woods? They were going on a camping trip.

What did one apple say to the other? Nothing, it is scientifically proven that apples can't talk.

whats the difference between a black man and a cat? you dont run from a cat

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