- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Who was the most famous French skeleton? A: Napoleon bone-apart.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: I didn't get to ask. He got hit by a car.

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? You'd run away too if someone left the gate open and you happened to be a dog.

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What did the horse say to the other horse? Nothing, they're both horses

What do you call a black man eating dessert? A man of African ancestry enjoying a sweet treat.

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Q) What's worse than getting a parking ticket? A) The Black Death

There's a Mexican and a black guy in a car... Who's driving? The Cop!!!

How long did the Hundred Years' War last? 116 years.

Why did the black man take the watermelon? Because he bought it, and watermelons are delicious.

Did you hear the one about the deaf guy and the rhinoceros? Neither did he.

How do you get a black man out of a tree? Politely say "Hey you, get out of the tree."

Why did the asian man crash? He fell asleep after a long 18 hour day of driving, plus he was listening to soothing soul music.

Q: What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? A: "Get in the car."

Why did the cow hail a taxi? Because cows can't drive.

What do you call a Pakistani flying a plane. 9/11

A duck walks into a bar. The bartender asks " What'll You Have" The duck doesn't respond because it's a duck.

Q:Whats worse than stubbing your toe? A: Watching a terrorist saw your dads arm off.

Q: Why did the wihte man buy a burger? A: cuz he was hungry

Why did the old man throw the clock out the window? Because he didn't want to go to a store that could repair it, so then he thought that it was better off on his yard where it could compost.

What did the kid with cancer get for christmas? A puppy, but it was left too long in a wrapped up box without air, it quickly suffocated and ruined the kids chirstmas.

Two scientists are working in a lab. The first one asks, "Do you want some sodium?" The second one pours acid into the first one's eyes.

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