What did Helen Keller name her dog? A. Spot

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All dogs are mammals. All cats are mammals. Therefore, all dogs are cats.

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Knock, Knock, Who's there? The IRS.

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Obama = ebola

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It's weird how two of the SAME jokes can get different ratings.

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Boner

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A man walks into a bar and orders a pop because he was a designated driver

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Knock knock. Whose there? No one, I'm trying to tell a knock knock joke.

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Why did the girl fall off of the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

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-How do you kill a douche? -You stab him untill he cries out in mercy and stops moving.

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what did Tim get for Valentimes day? nothing, no such day exists. spell check

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Ashes to ashes, dust to dust, if it weren't for the women our peckers would rust. By:Jhonny Thomas Spikes & Trenton Thomas Prather

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What did the cat say to the other cat? Meow

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denisssssssssssssss

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Why did the accountant die?A terrorist put a bomb under his desk.

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What does it take to make the best anti-joke ever? not this

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Knock knock. Who's there? Not your grandma! Cause she's dead! Come to the funeral

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Why are all the dinosaurs extinct? Because you touch yourself at night,

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Q: Why do blondes wear hoop earrings? A: Those that wear them think that said earrings positively accentuate their physical appearance.

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Two elephants were out flying. Then one elephant said to the other: My grandmother has a pink toothbrush!

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What happened to the Asian who ran into the wall with a boner? He ejaculated his sperm, impregnating the wall. The wall went to the authorities, and the man was charged with rape. He is now serving a 10 year prison sentence, with no possibility of parole.

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Boy: Knock Knock! Girl: Who's there? Boy: It's me, John. Girl: Oh, come in!

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there was a black guy and white guy, they were walking down a street to da bus stop, the bus comes by and says where yall goin and they say 21st avenue street; so they walk away and the black guy says(in a black voice): "wait buses dont talk!"

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Could not care less if he is jealous, too busy living it up, anyways thanks for notifying me, and guys, I know I could call up the office and tell you all that you wont get paid if you remain reading my comments, I might not be leading by example today, but I suggest you get back to work, as for the case whose name we do not reveal here, my part is done, yes I know, you can find it under cabinet C in my office, the thick file with the color pictures (the only one with color pictures) And that is why I am taking a break, now please get back to work, as I said I could just call down at every damn office room, but that would be unfair for those that are not on horsecrap network. Thanks people, keep the flag flying. Nero your overlord Fuck formalities, im not at work today.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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