- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the difference between a Camel And a Strawberry? A strawberry is red.

What's the one thing America's got but the UK hasn't... School shootings

What did the senator do after he typed he email? He clicked the send button.

Knock Knock Who's there? The Police The Police who? YOU'RE UNDER ARREST! GET DOWN ON THE FLOOR! NOW!

A Chinese man fails a math test

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? A wonderful dairy product that i can not have due to the fact that i do not own it.

What did George Washington say to his men before crossing the Delaware River? "Men, we're crossing the Delaware River."

Knock Knock. who's there? James. well use the doorbell.

What's black and hangs from trees in my backyard? Nothing. Blackberries grow on bushes and I do not condone hate crimes.

I would tell you a joke about a blunt pencil but it's pointless

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side.

Why did Kelsey run out of eggs? Horses don't have much sperm.

If rocks were people, what would you call a bunch of marble rolling down a hill? Rocks don't have the ability to be people.

Man U

How did Whitney huston die? By eating a turkey sasandwich and then put a car jump starter in the bath tub.

Before you insult a man, walk a mile in his shoes. That way, when you insult him, you'll be a mile away, and have his shoes.

Why did the middle-aged lady have a heart attack? Years of heavy smoking, alcohol abuse and lack of exercise had taken its toll on her body, causing it to age prematurely. @JWest

Why did grandma drop the dish? She had a heart attack and died, falling to the ground and thus bringing the plate with her to the floor.

Why did the black man fall down? A guy pushed him.

Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet You have pancreatic cancer

So, a man walks into a bar. Suddenly, the universe around him cracks, unable to sustain the weight of infinite potential punchlines. He tumbles through an empty void amongst shards of his broken reality.

How many Dead Babies does it take fill a phone booth? There is an obvious epidemic going around causing millions of babies to die. This is no laughing matter and the mothers of these babies are probably going through therapy to get over their lost.

There's my tractor.

why is the spine-tailed swift the fastest bird? because its faster than the second fastest bird.

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