- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Jim Come on in!

So Colton Yepma walks in to Accounting and proceeds to read jokes

Whats white and goes up? a confused snowflake

What do you call a blonde driving the wrong way down the freeway? Well that depends on what her parents named her, or whether she happens to have a nickname of sorts.

Q: Who was the most famous French skeleton? A: Napoleon bone-apart.

Why did Lucy fall off the swing set? Because she died. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Lucy.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares...he didn't make it anyways..

Why are AntiJokes so funny? Because your brain analyses them and makes you laugh.

A man was struck by lightning. What did you think he got super powers or something? No. He died a horrible death

A man went to his doctor and said, "Doctor, every time I hit my hand with a hammer, it hurts!" Then both him and his doctor died; so it didn't matter.

Q: why did the chicken cross the road? A: toothpaste

Two friends sit down at a table for lunch. One, in a very frustrated mood, says to the other, "You know what I don't get?" His friend immediately responds: "Sex."

What you call it when 8 goes over 4? An improper fraction.

there once was a man named china who got stuck in yo mamas vagina he escaped through her butthole minus her butt mole and then died a horrible and painful death

Knock Knock Jehovah's witnesses!

Wanna hear a dirty joke? A little boy falls into the mud Wanna hear a clean joke? He takes a bath with bubbles Wanna hear a dirty joke? Bubbles is Michal Jackson.

A man walks into a store with a faulty washing machine. He provides a valid guarantee receipt at the customer service desk and it is replaced without an issue

How many Cancer patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. Cancer does not affect one's ability to install light bulbs.

Maybe You'll Find Someone Else To Help You... Maybe Black Mesa... That Was A Joke...Haha...Fat Chance...

Why wasn't the elephant allowed to the pajama party? Because he didnt have any pajamas.

Two guys walk into a bar.... OUCH

Who in Tyrone's black family gave him presents on christmas? Not his dad.

What is frowned upon no matter what country you're in? Sex on a plane.

A man entered ten puns into a pun contest, hoping that one of them would win. Unfortunately, he came in third place and was discouraged by his loss.

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