- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's fat and round and has a ballsack nose? Mr Chicken

Why did the chicken cross the road? It had gotten out of its coop.

What is your name? My name is Jeff

Chuck Norris farted and... several people looked around uncomfortably, not knowing how to react to the embarrassing situation.

Shakespeare walks into a bar, Having just seen someone that has been dead for over 400 years, the young man in the corner quits his drug addiction; it was clearly messing with his brain.

A Jewish man answered his phone one day. The man on the line said he'd kill him and all his family. The Jewish man then hung up the phone and resumed his everyday life.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the chicken had just escaped from the slaughterhouse where he witnessed the brutal decapitation of his entire family and in his heightened emotional state was unable to map out a safer and more sensible route.

Even dyslexic people attend church and pray to Dog.

If life's a box of chocolates, I'm the dominant male.

Jimmy's mom: Jimmy go do your chores now!! Jimmy: You shut your mouth, whore. Get your smelly ass back in the kitchen!!!

What did one muffin say to the other muffin Holy shit a talking muffin

Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King. After being told politely that Big Macs were served at McDonald's and not Burger King, he walked out and drove to the nearest McDonald's.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? I'm a talking banana; what more do you want from me?

Jemal picks 3 apples. He eats two of them, and then picks 3 more. What color was Jamal?

What's smelly and Dirty? Someone who hasn't shower in a reasonably long time.

An anti-Semite, a Jew and an American walked into the bar. The barman said: "Hi, Sara".

That's not mine! it's bigger and blacker! ...where have i heard this before?

Dylan: "I dont understand anti-jokes"

Why did the man apologize to the other man, after he had hit him with an axe? He didn't. The man was dead.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? ... Well, do you know or not?

What is small, cries a lot, and moves at high speeds? A baby stapled to a car.

the bully said, you're just small fries. the fries couldn't help it someone ordered a small!

knock knock whos there **gunshot ...man that gun show next door is annoying

Christ is a conspiracy

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