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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way. ernkso

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I recently sent 10 puns to a joke website, hoping that one of them would win a competition. Unfortunately, they were deemed offensive.

Where did Mary go after the explosion? Everywhere.

What word starts with N and ends with R that you never want to call a black person? Neighbor.

Why are black people afraid of chainsaws? Because chainsaws are potentially dangerous weapons that may inflict bodily harm.

What is green and smells like paint? Grass, it doesnt smell like paint, I lied.

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Whats the worst thing a 13 year old could do? Have a Bar Mitzvah in Holocaust Germany.

Why does Tim Teblow love men? Logan Cole told him to.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it did not realize it was a man-made distinction for constructed transportation vehicles and had a coincidental tendency to walk toward the area on the other side to find food or avoid birds flying over.

What do call the time things don't go the way you plan them? Reality. bitch

Why does Michael J. Fox always have his martinis shaken? He thinks they taste better that way.

I fantasize about having sex with a moose

an orange and an apple are both in a fruit bowl, the apple says nothing as its an apple and apple's cant speak its just an apple

Three guys walk into a bar. First guy goes up to the bartender and orders a beer. Second guy goes up and orders 2 beers. Third guy sits down and saves seats for the other two guys.

Roses are gray, violets are gray. I'm color blind.

What do you call a dragon with no wings? a dragon with no wings :(

Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? He needed money to feed his family and to pay for his daughter's college education.

knock knock who's there? banana well that's an odd name. banana then began to break down in tears because his parents were constant drug abusers and gave him that name while they were high

This planking craze is really taking over... my elderly nextdoor neighbour has been planking in her garden for three days straight!

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