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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the black kid get for Christmas? An X-box, a sweater and some socks.

How many black basketball players does it take to change a lightbulb? One. They're all rather tall therefore they can reach the light source with ease.

Q.What did the homeless kid get from santa? A. Play Doe. Because he was a good boy. Q.what did the Rich Kid get form santa? A Coal. Because he was a bod boy. The rich kid then got mad and threw the coal at the homeless kid hitting him on the head which killed him of enturnaly bleeding.

Q: Why did sally fall off the swing? A: Because she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there Not Sally! How did Sally die? She couldn't figure out how to open the fridge

Why can't black people swim? Because there are sharks in the lake.

What was going through the minds of the Sandy Hook victims? Bullets.

What is worse than being killed in a car crash? Having your girlfriend in the car with you.

Knock knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo "who"? Boo Radley. I live down the street.

Who wants water? I do.

Why did the woman cross the road? Better yet, why is she out of the kitchen

what does a jet and plane have in common? the letter "e"

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead become stranded on a desert island. As they are searching for food and shelter, they come across a mystical-looking lamp. They rub the lamp, but nothing happens because genies don't exist.

A priest, a rabbi, and a minister walk into a bar. The rabbi survives.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It had gotten out of its coop.

An American, Mexican, and Chinese men are each asked to throw something off a cliff that they have too much of. The Chinese threw off rice. The Mexican threw off tacos. And the Americans.. Well.. They threw off the Mexicans.

what did the crow say do the dead gazelle? - nothing the crow ate it

A blonde rubs a lamp hoping to find a genie that will grant her 3 wishes. It didn't happen.

What do you call a bird that can't fly? an ostrich

Yar! What be a pirate's favorite football team? The Steelers. I'm originally from Pittsburgh.

What is stupid, black and high? A stupid black kite.

A black guy and a Mexican are sitting in a car who's driving??? The Cops

A squirrel walks up to a tree and says: "I forgot to store nuts for winter, now i am dead."

Why did the bus driver tell the black man to get to the back of the bus? Because all the seats up front were full and its dangerous to stand in a moving vehicle

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