- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you kill a dumb blonde? Stab them in the chest 43 times.

How do you tell a bunch of Chinese people apart? Go up to each one and ask them their first and last names. The chances of any of them being the same is quite slim, giving each person their own identity.

You can't choose your family, so choose someone else's.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse says nothing because it is a horse and doesn't understand English. It gets confused about it's surroundings and gallops out of the bar, upending a few tables along the way.

I have to tell yo people a story and you have to answer it. Q/S(Story):There once was a boy by the name of aids. He had aids because he had aids. He dad had aids, his mom had aids his whole family had aids. How did he die? A: He got hit by a bus you heartlest basterd.

What do you call a white man sitting between two black men on a bus? A group of three people having a friendly conversation about the upcoming football season.

A piece of paper got wet. I stuck it over the fireplace to dry off, but it lit on fire.

What do a Jew and a whale have in common? They're both Jewish. Except the whale.

Why do bees fly? Because evolution made them

Steve is getting paid $29.50 to bounce a ball Steve is getting fired monday

Why was the baby crying? He had just witnessed his parent get brutally murdered.

Okay.. So a dyslectic man walks into a bra...

What do you call the birth of George Lucas? Terrible, abdominal pain for his mother.

Yo momma's so poor, she needs to work 2 jobs to support her family.

Why do people carry around spoons? Because they like to do them

T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 1: Who is it? ...... next house T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 2: Who is it? ...... next house T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 3: Come in.

what do you get with a bulldog and a shi-tzhu 2 dogs.

What's white and can't jump? A fridge.

Screw it you write the joke.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Most poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

All dogs are mammals. All cats are mammals. Therefore, all dogs are cats.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, My grandmother has degenerative brain disease, We may need to euthanise her.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting stabbed.

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

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