why was the little boy screaming. he realized he was an asian

How many drugs does it take for Eminem to sing in a live concert? Enough.

Why couldn't Jesus get a driver's license? Because automobiles did not exist 2000 years ago.

A Jew, an Irishman and a Russian walk into the bar and the bartender says, "Get the Hell out."

Knock Knock Whos there 9/11 nine eleven who? You said you would never forget...

How can you know your roommate is gay? His dick has the taste of shit

What happened to the boy with cancer? He died

why did the girl chug her tub of frosting? she had no spoon

what did the hammer do on the test -he nailed it.

Why did the chicken cross the road?

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

What did the cat say to the other cat? Meow

“When life gives you lemons, don’t make lemonade. Make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don’t want your damn lemons, what the hell am I supposed to do with these? Demand to see life’s manager! Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson lemons! Do you know who I am? I’m the man who’s gonna burn your house down! With the lemons! I’m gonna get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that burns your house down!”

How do you starve a Mexican? You stick him in a secure room and deprive him of food resources

What's the difference between a blonde and a carrot? One's a human, the other's a vegetable.

why did the black man fall down the stairs? he was blind, do to loss of vision from cancer

Why did the pregnant Mexican cross the border? Nobody knows. She was shot down on site.

womans rights...

Men's rights

Who's gay? Justin Beaver

Q: What is strange about Arabs? A: Very little.

What happened to the gay guy? He died of aids...

Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he is quite wealthy.

What's worse than leaving the maternity ward with the wrong child? Being a parent.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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