What did the little boy say to a stranger? Nothing. He is very shy, and his parents always said to never talk to strangers.

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q. why did the guy forget what he did at the paty last night? a. because he had short term memory loss

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks what he'd like to drink. The man pulls out his gun, shoots the surprised bartender, and proceeds to execute all the patrons of the bar and finally commit suicide. A post-mortem identification of the man identifies him as a victim of childhood sexual abuse and a diagnosed schizophrenic. There is a nice funeral for all the victims and the media respectfully minimizes exposure of the event.

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Bugsys back back back again with a brand new track cumming on megs back back back with a new boxing cap cap cap, stealing millions from banks having a wank coz hes a lanky cockney mong

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"You can't get past" "I'll get future" dad cri mom cri boy bang girl girl cri women's rites sholdnt exist.

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Why was Eight in court? He was involved in Nine's horrifying disappearance.

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Many people believe that dogs are mammals. They're right

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a cat gets mauled by a dog. it died later that day

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he had heard this joke so many times that it drove him so mad that he grabbed an ice cream, stepped into the road, and was hit by a bus, purposely adding an ironic effect to his death.

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What do you get when you cross two things that are seemingly unrelated? A play on words.

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whats brown and has wings? a stick, i lied about the wings bit

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I like my coffe like my women Without a Penis

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What did Chuck Norris say to the puppy? Aww what a cute dog.

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A rabbi and a priest walk into a bar and order two beers

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How do you confuse a terrorist? Speak another language other than Arabic

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I just sharpened this hatchet Don't make me use it!

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What's worse than dying of boredom? ...Being stabbed.

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How do you wake up your grandmother........ You don't, she had a massive heart attack and died in her sleep

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How do you make a plumber cry? I'm sorry but our princess is in another castle.

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A seal walks into a club. And proceeds to die. Why? The seal isn't able to walk so it was crawling and a man was swinging a club to it's head, so it perished and he could feed his family. The Statement was censored by the FCC

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Knock knock! I'm in the shower, i'll be there in 5 minutes

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How many Norwegians does it take to change a light bulb? Only one. But all the replacements are high-tolerance, long-life and non-dimmable.

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Why didn't the skeleton go to his party? Because he used to be alive and was burned to death by an overturned truck carrying chemical's so his family canceled the party to organise the funeral.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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