What's sad about a girl getting hit in the face with a shovel? The shovel got dented..

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what do you call justin bieber having sex baby baby baby oh

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Knock Knock. Who's there? The police. You're under arrest. The police you're under arrest who? Sir, if you don't open up the door we're going to have to open it ourselves. We have a warrant for your arrest. Sir if you don't open up the door we're going to have to open it ourselves we have a warrant for your arrest who? Sir we are authorized to use deadly force. If you don't comply we will shoot to kill. Sir we are authorized to use deadly force if you don't comply we will shoot to kill wh-

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A man walks into his cubicle and sits down. After a long day of work, he goes home and happens to die whilst eating dinner.

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how do you make a cat get out of a tree you shot it

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Two girls were taken away mysteriously in the night. The next day, no one cared because they were orphans.

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speacking of cheese... steve jobs died

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What did the boy with cancer, no arms, and no legs get for his birthday? Nothing he was dead.

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Why couldn't the 13 year old get into the pirate movie? He has cancer and is dying in the hospitable.

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why did the teacher quit her job and become a musician? Because her class was very mean to her and growing up she had always wanted to play music

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If u give brandon a stick he will most likely poke u

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a man walks into a bar... he was shot to death because he was a slave during the 1910s

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What's smelly and Dirty? Someone who hasn't shower in a reasonably long time.

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Q:why did jimmy fall of a swing? A:Because someone threw a fridge at him

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How do you find the richest person in Mexico? You get the census of income per citizen and see who is at the top.

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Why did the blonde run into a screen door? Because screen doors are difficult to see when one is running at full speed

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What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't scream in the oven.

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a penguin biked to a bakery he walked in and asked for buns the baker said how many 12 or 13 the penguin said it don't matter I brought my bike

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How do you starve a black man? Take away his current food stocks, and means of income.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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Why did the pumpkin when orange is not a letter in Spanish? Because moon shoes are der milf

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Q: what do you call a mushy green circle that tastes good? A: An avocado

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What do you call a horse with two legs? A kangaroo

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