Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't

Why was there no girl on the swing set? She decided to get off of the swings.

whats funnier than throwing a baby off a cliff cathcing him at the bottom with a pitch fork

what came first the chicken or the chips

My cat just died.

A dyslexic man walks into a bar. His own feelings of inadequacy over his learning disability have driven him to drink and is driving a wedge between him and his family

What did the little boy get after falling and hitting his face on the ground? A prolonged nosebleed. And Leukemia.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Your Adopted Deal With It!!!

Why does the Easter Bunny hide his eggs? So nobody finds he's been fucking hens.

Why did the pumpkin when orange is not a letter in Spanish? Because moon shoes are der milf

so a black,Hispanic,chines,white and Asian man walk into a bar and they sat down had a couple drinks and had a good conversation and left as happy as could be

What's the easiest way to make new friends? With Play-Doh.

What happened when the man fell off the boat? He went into the water and was viciously mauled by 5 alligators then ran over by another boat.

What's the scariest thing about the dark? There's a black man in my bed.

Q- if a small quiz is a quizicle then whats a small test A- a testicle

Beans, beans, are good for your heart the more you eat the less hungry you are.

Q: Who would win in a fight, Chuck Norris, or a Tank? A: Chuck Norris, because his hidden fist in his chin gives him 3 fists to the tank's 0.

(Pretend you're an orphan.) Knock knock. Who's there? Not your parents.

What's purple, smells like an eggplant, and looks like an eggplant? An eggplant.

why did the black man rape the little girl? no reason, its just a part of life. oh well

Why couldn't Sally celebrate hollaween? Because she's not allowed to take candy from strangers. Also Sally died a week ago in a car crash.

Who cut the cheese? It's sliced so evenly.

whats black and goes to newy high Manyiel

Why do children go to school? Because they have to learn.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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