Could not care less if he is jealous, too busy living it up, anyways thanks for notifying me, and guys, I know I could call up the office and tell you all that you wont get paid if you remain reading my comments, I might not be leading by example today, but I suggest you get back to work, as for the case whose name we do not reveal here, my part is done, yes I know, you can find it under cabinet C in my office, the thick file with the color pictures (the only one with color pictures) And that is why I am taking a break, now please get back to work, as I said I could just call down at every damn office room, but that would be unfair for those that are not on horsecrap network. Thanks people, keep the flag flying. Nero your overlord Fuck formalities, im not at work today.

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Who won the race through the underpass, the black man or the polish man? The black man as he crossed the finish line several seconds earlier.

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Coming this fall, A hilarious movie for the whole family to enjoy, actor Rob Schneider play a very normal man would goes to work everyday to support his family who he loves more than anything in the world, critics are saying that this is the most vulgar slapstick comedy of the year as Rob Schneider teaches his two adopted kids the power of Jesus Christ. Coming this fall... The Nun's Birthday Rated R for excessive nudity of Rob Schneider and an asian hooker.

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Billy and Jeff wanted to go on an adventure so they planned a safari in Africa. Everything was going as planned until they were in a sticky situation: whether to cross a narrow bridge above the crocodiles or not. Billy tells Jeff "Hey whats the worst thing that can happen?" Jeff was diagnosed with cancer and died the next morning.

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A man goes to his doctor and asks: ""What is wrong with me doc? One moment I think I am a teepee, the next moment I a, a wigwam." To which the doctor responds: "I have told you several times sir; you have stage IV pancreatic cancer."

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What's Great and Danish? The Great Dane Kane.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

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Why did the black man go to portugal? Because he was very hard working and needed a vacation.

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whats worse than not being able to hear? not being able to breath fvd n avt were here

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Roses are red Violets are blue We decapitated some little children Now I'm in jail too.

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why did I fall off a tree? cause i wanna to

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Guitar. Guitar who? Violin.

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Yo mama is so hairy! Then only language she speaks is Chinese

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What page are you on The gay page.

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How do you put an elephant in a fridge? Open the fridge door and place the elephant inside. How do you put a giraffe in a fridge? Open the fridge door, remove the elephant, and place the giraffe inside. There is a party at the zoo. All of the zoo animals attend, except one. Which one? The giraffe, because he is in the fridge.

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what's 2 + 2 ? 4, unless you add it up wrong.

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Q-if you are what you eat ,does that make you cannibal? A- yes

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What did one new born baby say to the other new born baby.? Babies don't have teeth therefore they are unable to talk.

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How do you drown a black? - pop their lips

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what is funnier than one dead baby in a dumpster? There is nothing funny about the homicide of a minor, and the murder should be immediately investigated.

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how do i know if my husband is cheating? beat him until he tells you

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why did the blind kid cross the road... because he was sick of being blind

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Knock knock Who's there? Your mom Oh hi mom

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How did Richard the lion heart get his name? From his parents.

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Anti Joke

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