- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does a Twihard, a Brony, a Belieber and a Gleek all have in common? They all ruin the Internet.

Roses are red Violets are blue I love you a lot But you're dead and I have unhealthy necrophiliac tendencies

What's better than winning the Special Olympics? ...Not being retarted.

Q. A couple went on a boat. The boat sank. Every single person died, who survied? A. The couple.

My wife is so fat that I find her unattractive.

I was going to write a joke about procrastination, but I haven't gotten to it yet.

What's blue and smells like sky? Sky

A man walks into a bar, orders a drink, drinks it, and leaves.

What did Dave tell me on Tuesday? "It's Wednesday, dumbass."

roses are red poo is poo

What do Ethiopians do on Fridays? Starve.

What do you call a black man approaching your car in uniform whose name happens to be Darius? Officer Darius.

What did little ben get for christmas? A dead grandma

Two muffins are baking in an oven. One turns to the other and says, "Boy, it sure is hot in here!" The other one replies, "OMG, A TALKING MUFFIN!"

Roses are blue, Violets are purple, I like chicken. Do you like chicken?

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Who the hell knows..?

What did the first ant say to the second ant? Nothing. Ants are incapable of communicating via speech.

Guy: I have a gun get in my van Girl: SHOTGUN!

What's white and can't climb trees? A fridge

What's the difference between cancer and my grandmother? She doesn't have cancer.

roses are red violets are blue they really are

Nero7 How are you doing? This is "Eliza" I hope I will be joining, but I cannot reach you by phone, please respond ASAP time is running out.

This one time, at band camp, I played the trumpet.

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