- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Quarters look shiny, Brass beats Copper, Dish is better, So enjoy the hopper. DIrect TV, is forever alone. Kinda like you, when your on your phone!

Does Geico really save you 15% or more on car insurance? No, it's a scam.

so today, i was walking along, and i noticed that it was sunny outside.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He realized he was in the ghetto

What do u call a joke with no punchline? A joke with a kickline

Why did the elephant get on the roof? To jump in the pool.

Two chinese friends are chatting, and one says ????????? His friend says ??????? After that, the first one says ???????????, and you keep reading this like if you understood chinese.

Q:why did the guy go to the doctor? A:I dunno, he must have gone for a good reason

A priest, a rabbi, and a muslim cleric walk into a bar. In Syria. Dead children.

What happened When The lion asked the dog of a soda can? The giraffe who is taller the lion or the whos the fastest?

Why did the lion get lost? Because the jungle is massive

Yo mammas so fat she wears big clothes!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Cancer

A black man walks out of a store. He was carrying a receipt.

There was a bunch of kids on a bus. One boy yelled "Look a squirrel!" Nobody saw it because he's dyslexic

Go away still nothing to see

What was the blind man doing on the bridge? Getting struck by lightning.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Not Suzy!!

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She got shot in the head by her drunk step-dad.

2 men were in a bar, One was talking to the other, "I was walking down the street someone fell." "ha" "isis it true?" "What" "isis" and a bomb went off and they all died

How do you starve a black man? Take away his current food stocks, and means of income.

How do you get a tissue to dance. You don't.

Three drunk llamas wearing sombreros are walking down the street. They walk in silence, lost in their own thoughts.

How many unicorns does it take to change a lightbulb? Unicorns do not use lightbulbs, their technology (magic) is way too advanced to waste fossil fuels and pollute the air. Also, you can't change a lightbulb with hooves. ;)

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