Ok soo theres a Jewish Guy, a Christian Guy and a Gay Guy. The Jewish Guy goes Amen The Christian Guy goes Ámen The Gay Guy goes Ammeeeennn

when tempuratures get to high the elderly will start to DIE :( ;O

A guy walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face?" The guy didn't respond because he was deaf.

Why do women have boobs? So you've got something to look at while you talk to them. That's sexist... I'm sorry.

So a guy gets drunk and walks into a gay bar by accident He then yells I LOVE PENIS!!!!! everyone yells oh yeaaaaaaaaaa

How do you make Justin Bieber cry? You take away his marijuana.

One day a baby hit himself on the head with a stuffed animal. I lied, it was a brick, so he died.

Why couldn't the old man see the Moon? Because he was blind and it was daytime.

Whats 9 plus 10? 19

What is lil Wayne's real name? Dwayne micheal carter jr.

Jo Brand no longer looks like a ball sack draped over a football.

scraggle is in you pillow case

What happened when the princess kissed a frog. Warts, all over her lips

Q: which is easier to unload a truck of dead babies or a truck of alove babies? A: dead babies cause u can use a pitchfork

Why didn't the jew spend his paycheck? He wanted to save money for the future

Why did the slut suck a dick? Because she's a slut.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has Stevie Wonder.

Why was it sad for black guys drove off a cliff? There two more seats

This man was known to beat his wife alot, To the car door to open it for her...

If you don't see banners here, it doesn't mean they are not there...

why was six afraid of seven? because seven threatened to kill him and his family.

What's worse than seeing Helen Keller behind the wheel of a car? Being run over by Helen Keller.

The police shouldn't have cars. They should use skateboards and use flowers as their gun. When they catch a criminal in the act, they have to hug him before sending him to prison

My mom told me and my brother to lean up on a commercial...we were watching netflix

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