- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Four blondes began their road trip from NYC to Europe and promptly drowned.

What fires shots? A gun

Q: How do you turn lights on and off? A: With a switch

boling water: why is it taking so long for you to get hard? egg: sorry, it's just because i recently got laid by a chick.

What sits on a shelf and says hey im a book? A person who thinks hes a book.

A Irish leaves and bump in to a really tall the Irish sorry boss

What's a worse place to be besides the friendzone? On your grandmas lap crying because your parents just died in a car crash.

Wanna hear a clean joke? A little boy took a bath with Bubbles. Wanna hear a dirty joke? Bubbles is the name of the man.

Hey i just met you, and this is crazy, i have amnesia, i'm Skepta

Why couldnt hellen keller drive because she was a women

What did the black man buy at the store? Nothing he has no money

What did the fat man say to the other far man Hey your fat

Women, "Did just pinch my ass!?" Man, "Yes." Women, "Oh, alright then."

What's worse than aids? Being a virgin.

Yo mama so fat when she goes to the gym, she makes her trainer skinnier.

Emily Scarpello...Fat Couch

You know whats funny? Women's rights

Q. why did the girl fall off the swing? A. Because she had no arms.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your BANANA.

Why couldn't the turtle swim? Because he went too close to an oil spill, the petroleum got into his mouth and coated his lungs and he is now dead.

I did it. the Bulls fan Took a few hours on Microsoft word. then I copy and pasted it on this!

what smells like red paint, looks like red paint and is called red paint? A pear, i lied about everything i just said

What's the difference between a black man and a bench? The bench isnt going anywhere.

Q: What's red and bad for your teeth A: A brick

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