What do you call a chicken with the head of a shark? A genetic anomaly.

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- How do you save a black man from drowning? - I don't know - Good!

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A Frenchman an Italian and an American were setting in a bar drinking and talking. The Frenchman said he made love to his wife five times last night. She said if I died she would never get married again. The Italian said said he made love to his wife ten times last night and that she said if he ever died she would kill her self. They asked the American how many times he made love to his wife last night. He said I'm a widower. She died in the 9/11 attacks.

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There is a Asian a black guy and a white guy the black guy loves apples the white guy loves pears and the Asian loves Macaroni the white guy gets a apple the black guy gets a pear and the Asian has no lunch so the black guy kills the white guy for the apple and the Asian kills the black guy because he is hungry

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What is worst than a black guy hanging on a tree. A burnt black guy hanging on a tree

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roses are red violets are blue pornhub is down ya mums facebook will do

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, most chickens are held on farms, but those that do roam free are afraid of automobiles so therefore they wouldn't go near a road at all. But if the chicken was located in a deserted town there would be no traffic, so then it would be able to cross freely over any road there and not get injured or mortally wounded.

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I just flew in from New Zealand, and boy am I tired. It was a really long flight and I found it incredibly difficult to sleep in those seats, so I didn't bother and kept myself awake watching in-flight films the whole way.

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you go to cvs and theres a robber trying to shoot everyone and the cashier says do you have a rewards card

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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Why did Gavin kill Harley. Because his voices told him to.

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What happens when you give a guinea pig a cherry? He turns into satan.

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How many nazis does it take to kill 1.2billion Jews? No one cares anymore it was 60 years ago \(._.\) (/._.)/

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Why was 6 afraid of 7 7 eight 9

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What do you call a woman with one leg shorter than the other? Whatever her name is.

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Why couldn't the woman give her sister a present? Because she just got eaten by zombies.

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"George? I wanna tend da wabbits, George" - Lennie Smalls

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Knock Knock Fuck off. I am new here. I do not know anyone here.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she was hit by a refrigerator.

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What do you get when you cross an ugly hobo and a diabetic? Don't talk about your mom like that.

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What happened to Kanye West when he interrupted a KKK ritual meeting? He was promptly hung from a tree for being a negro.

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Why did the prestigious college accept the Native American student? Trick question, Native Americans don't exist anymore.

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Your mom is so fat her daily calorie intake is dangerously above the recommended 2000 per day.

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What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong WALKS on the moon. Michael Jackson rapes little boys

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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