- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the broom say to the vacuum cleaner? "Your mom sucks."

If I was in a room with hitler Osama bin laden and Justin bieber and a gun with 2 bullets. I would shoot Justin bieber twice

Why couldn't Dumbo fly? Because he had just been killed by an African Poacher, and dead elephants can't fly. This is very sad.

Why is Wednesday a bad day? Because at some point, Monday will come around again.

What did the mute guy say to the deaf guy? Hi. He said it in sign language.

why did the chicken cross the road? it wanted to why did the bubble gum cross the road? it was on the chickens foot

Why couldn't the blonde count to 70? because 69 was a mouth full:)

Why aren't there Olympics in Mexico? Idk Because everyone that can run jump or swim are already across the boarder.

whats hairy and crys your mom

knock knock whos there the game i lost the game

If a red house is made out of red bricks, and a blue house is made out of blue bricks, what is a green house made out of? Green bricks.

Women outside of the kitchen.

A fish swims into a bar The town is flooded and thousands are dead

Blind jokes are not funny! I just don't see the humor in them

What did the Republican say after he got off the ferris wheel but before he went on the roller coaster? "Boy, that ferris wheel sure was fun! Now I will ride the roller coaster!"

Roses are red, Violets are blue, In Soviet Russia, Poem writes you.

Whats more funny than 1 bomb on 8 babies? 8 bombs on 1 baby.

moonshine most none americans think its just when the moon shines we have another story

So a guy with no legs and no arms is on his death bed. He asks to sky dive one time before he dies.

What do you do if you see a Mexican riding a bike? Say "Hello." It is polite.

Waitress: Would you like to have a drink? Customer: (Looks at the drink's menu) Hmmmm... What are my choices? Waitress: Yes and no.

What's worse than discovering a hornet's nest next to your house? Being raped.

What do you get when you mate a rhino with an elephant? Nothing. This mating cannot produce offspring.

Whats the difference between dinosaurs and skittles? Dinosaurs were killed out hundreds of thousands of years ago when skittles on the other hand are sugery candy that people eat when they are craving a sweet treat

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