- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo mamma's so stupid she failed the SAT.

Why did the man apologize to the other man, after he had hit him with an axe? He didn't. The man was dead.

A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He than orders some drinks.

Why the FFUUU did you go back? Because I broke something huur.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Get in the car.

What do you you call a mexican that jumped the border? successful

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead

whats black, then white, then dead all over? Michael jackson

What Did The Kid With No Arms And No Legs Get For His Birthday? A Walking Stick

You do realize that in my home dimension of earth, I am just lying in the sun, typing on the goddamn laptop right? I mean are you retarded OR SOMETHING? I AM THE GODDAMN MORAL MAN! Moral: Honestly though, If I where like running around shouting this, I... Would begin to get slightly worried...

What did the little boy want to be when he grew up? A cone

Q. What do you call a black pilot A. A pilot

How many people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? most likely one unless there is physical disability that makes this person incapable of this action

Q Why did the feminist cross the road? A To suck my dick

What did the little boy get on christmas morning? Cancer.

Why do so many people enjoy these jokes. They are funny

Why was the girl unhappy with her male teacher? Because he gave her a bad grade...and raped her the night before.

What do you call a man who's being followed by 18 black guys? Dave, he's going to work and is stuck in traffic

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

My name's Forrest Gump. People call me Forrest Gump.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It had a heart attack. Why did the baby fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the monkey

No, you would have made me unhappy and yourself miserable, until you truly value who you are, as we that still look up to you to this day, you wont see the greatness within you.

Old Mother Hubbard Went to the cupboard, To give the poor dog a bone: When she came there, The cupboard was bare, And so the poor dog had none. So Old Mother Hubbard was reported for animal cruelty

Why did the black guy seem so black next to a white guy? Because he had more melanin in his skin

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