- Anti Joke

What do you call two black people in the same sleeping bag? A newly married couple on their camping adventure honeymoon.

A Jew, a Christian and a Muslim are on a plane to France. When they arrive in Paris one will go visit a friend who recently found inspiration in the many magical streets of the city and is in the middle of a year abroad. Another will search for a job and home to support himself and any future family that he might choose to have in the future. The last will check into a hotel and proceed to have a wonderful time seeing all the sights that Paris has to offer.

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? She was a loaf of bread.

What did the Firefighter say to his crew when they put out the fire.... - Let's go home.

Why did the man ask the IPhone to marry him He was smoking weed

Knock knock, Who's there? The constable. Your husband was killed in a car crash.

when u cant say fuck say firetruck because it starts with f and it ends with uck ?firetruck?

Why did the black man cross the road? To rape the girl on the other side.

What's the difference between a person who can differentiate an anti-joke from a joke and one who cannot? Other than being able to tell the difference between the two types of humour, it is impossible to tell, as no further information is given.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I'm not quite sure, but I just realized that my new pair of boxer briefs has ripped along the seam. Oh, and earlier this morning, I stubbed my toe pretty bad. The nail is all purple and the toe is all swollen, it was bleeding profusely until I put three bandages over the wound. It's still throbbing with pain. Oh, and also, a few months ago, I lost my job. It wasn't because I was constantly late or anything, it was more because as a server, I had been required to lift trays and stand and walk for the entirety of my shift. The only problem is, that about a year ago, I was involved in a serious car accident (once again, an occurrence that had not been due to my own actions). This car accident severed my spine in the L5 region. I can now barely walk for long periods of time, I find it impossible to run, I can no longer play sports and enjoy being a 21 year old male. I am in constant pain and it affects my breathing, my legs, the rest of my back, and also my teeth (due to the neurological connections dealing with the spinal cord). I am now currently looking for a new job, a more suitable job, to help sustain my hectic lifestyle. No, it is not a lifestyle of parties and what not, it is merely the lifestyle of living under roof and owning a used car. I have an alcoholic mother and my childhood was devoid a father. I raised myself, and to this day, I still have no family to help me through my financial struggles. I need nearly 2000 dollars in less than a week in order to pay all my bills, have my car fixed, and eat for another month. The only problem is, I have a dollar and 58 cents to my name. I wish I was this chicken, crossing roads, and what not, not just to get to the other side, but to live a better life. But, one can only wish.

A blond, a brunet, and a red head jumped off a bridge. Which one hit the ground first? In order to solve this problem you would first need to figure out witch of the three had more of a body mass. Then you would need to calculate the accretion in case one brought along a cow. However, in the end the outcome is always the same: 3 dead bodies on impact and 3 mourning families.

What's worse than a fly in your soup? Cancer.

Why are people in Africa dying? because the majority of them have a lack of food and fresh water which effects their health.

why is caleb mears sucha perv? becasuee its calebbbb ahahahahahahah

What did the commentor say when he saw the "waht's worse than finding a worm in your apple...the holocaust." joke? I am offended to your cruel referance to worms.

What's white, wet, and loved by women? A polar bear cub.

A: How many women does it take to screw in a light bulb? Q: None! They shouldn't have to...

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Whats green and fluffy? Your mom.

Why did the girls hair catch on fire her neighbor bullied her

What did the man before he was executed? Nothing. He was already executed before he said something.

Your mumma's so ugly. Period.

What do you call a guy who likes men? Gay

Why did the girl go to Jupiter? To get more stupider

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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