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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't the blonde dial 911? The battery on her phone is dead and she needs to recharge it. (Good thing there's no emergency.)

Knock, knock who's there? Not your Dad, because he left and created a better family.

How many days can a pelican whisper? Pelicans can't whisper.

A musician without any music walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Who do you think you are, a hobbit?" The musician without any music says,"yeah" and turns into a hobbit

What did Rachel (the columbine girl) get for her birthday?? Nothing she's dead.

What do a Siamese cat and a birch tree have in common? Both exist.

Q: What did the boy do when his mom asked him to put away his clothes? A: Yes. PS: If that wasn't funny to you, then go f**k off. You clearly don't have any sence of humor and you should see someone about that, like a mental health doctor.

What is small, cries a lot, and moves at high speeds? A baby stapled to a car.

The kid next door was running around shouting spells and carrying a wand. ''I bet you'd love to be like Harry Potter!'' I told him. ''Yes!'' he exclaimed. So I killed his parents and locked him under the stairs.

Roses are stools, Violets are bums, sugar is knit, thank you, LSD.

What has two legs and is red all over? Half a dog.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

whats worse than nailing 8 babies to 8 trees? nailing 1 baby to 8 trees.

Once upon a time there was a young teenager who was bullied a lot. She died 100 years ago.

Why was the blonde confused? Because someone was dressed in a chicken costume throwing pinecones at her.

Whats the difference between a black man and a bucket of shit? The bucket.

What did the little girl say to her mother? Nothing, the previous day the little girl was kidnapped and rapped by two 40 year old men and was eventually decapitated...she will never speak to her mother again.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Penis.

whats brown and sticky? Doody

What's dry and unpleasant to eat? Sand.

A man walks into himself. He is revealed.

Stripper went to strip club to ask for work. - It was closed

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

Why was the Mexican man in the rich man's garden? Because he enjoys flowers.

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