One night, a man was bitten by Dracula. The first thing to come out of his mouth was "Joke's on you, I have AIDS!" Then proceeded to laugh hysterically until Dracula snapped his neck

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A Mexican, a Jew, and a Colored guy walk into a bar, the bartender looks up and says: "What can I get you gentlemen today?"

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Roses are black Violets are black I'm Helen Keller Everything's black

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How did the chicken cross the road? Suicide. There was a graveyard across the street. RIP Mr. Chicken.

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whats worse than the holocaust? nothing

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue I Have ADD ...

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WHY ARE WOMEN SO HARD TO SLEEP WITH? Because the men are always hard while sleeping with them

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What's funny about black people? The fact that they are all in prison for not being visible at night time.

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Modern math questions: If I have 9 apples and you have 12 ice cubes, his many pancakes fit on a roof? Purple, because aliens don't wear hats.

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Navy Seals. *BOOM* *waiting* "Yeah, he's dead." -Navy Seals

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How do you make time fly? You can't, time is the duration of events and therefore cannot "fly".

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How do you kill a blue elephant? With a blue elephant gun. How do you kill a white elephant? No there is no such thing as a white elephant gun. You take it's trunk, then strangle it until it turns blue. Then you shoot it with a blue elephant gun.

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I got 99 problems but a bitch ain't one . Though , I do have cancer .

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two men write a poem one says quack the other says woof what is the middle of the number witch is amazing because who ever is reading this you are beautiful and have chucken food ion your cheek bone connected to the knee cap indeed i shall write on to you guys saying how lovley it is TO MAKE FIRENDS WITH CHICKENS

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Q:how do you save a black guy from drowning A: you shoot him

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What did the tree say to the kite? She got hit by a fridge.

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what happens when you try to believe it's not butter? 34 Indonesian kids lose their job.

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Why did the black man go to portugal? Because he was very hard working and needed a vacation.

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Why did the baby cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken

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friends are like snowflakes. if you piss on them they go away

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Wanna hear a joke? It's here somewhere You looked :D There ain't jokes on Antijoke.com

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How do you put a giraffe in a refrigerator? You open the door, put the giraffe in and close the door. How do you put an elephant in a refrigerator?. . . . . . No! You open the door, TAKE THE GIRAFFE OUT, and put the elephant in. So, the lion calls a meating in the animal kingdom and who's not there? The elephant, he's in the refrigerator. You have to cross a river infested with crocodiles, and you don't have a boat. How do you get across?. . . . . . No! You get in the river and swim across because the crocodiles are at the meating with the lion!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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