Who cut the cheese? It's sliced so evenly.

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Who threw beer on livvy barnett? Cam irwin.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are stupid. It most likely starved to death when it got stuck in a hole.

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What's the difference between jumping off of a 2 story building and a 20 story building? You're more likely to die from the latter.

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On September 11th 2001, A worker of North twin tower man woke up to find his dog had chewed on his brand new phone. He went down stairs and realized his kitchen window had been broken. Getting ready to leave for work and saw his radio had been stolen out of his car. After finally making it to work and settling down in his office he spilled coffee on his lap. Enraged, the man yelled, "How could today get any worse!?"

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What do you call the man with no arms or legs, swimming in the bay? Bob.

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A man walks into a library and asks to borrow a book on suicide The librarian gives him permission and he leaves the library with the book in hand.

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Knock knock who's there atch watch who? bless you

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Why did the ground beef taste funny? Because little Timmy fell in the grinder.

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Why didn't the busy San Francisco business man hear his alarm clock ring this morning? A nuclear bomb blast occurred 700 meters from his front door. The estimated blast radius was approximately 100 square miles. Naturally, his alarm clock didn't make it.

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WHAT HAS MAN BOOBS THE SIXE OF JUPITER BOMBER NEVILLE

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I knew a little girl once. She was ate before she was seven.

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I had a chocolate chip cookie today, thats it, just a chocolate chip cookie.

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There are 2 cannibals eating a guy well one starts at the head and the other one starts at the feet the one at the head says to the other on how you doing down there and he said ohhh having a ball you!!!!

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What's oily and smells like smegma? Kevin Crummy

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What's the difference between a Gay Man and a Straight Woman? Anatomy.

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Why can't the black guy read? Because he's blind.

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What happens when a drunk driver meets a stoned driver? A head on collision

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Why are black people afraid of chainsaws? Because chainsaws are powerful machines, capable of dismemberment and death when wielded by someone who wishes to cause harm

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Why did John not like his chocolate? It wasn't chocolate it was poop.

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Why were 50 police officers in the supermarket? A tsunami had struck and they were cleaning out hundreds of bodies

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What do u get when you mix a young asian woman and a black man? Tiger Woods

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roses are red, violets are blue... thats what they tell me because im blind

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why Is the teen's sock crusty? he stepped in the glue that his little sister was using for her art project.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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