- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Get out".

what happened to the frog that had a car accident, nothing it's dead

What did one door say to the other door? - Nothing, doors can't talk

Why was timmy live on the streets? His parents didnt have the money to abort him!! HaHa

Why did the black woman have an affair? Because she had an unsatisfying sex life, her old husband was boring, and she was curious about being with other men.

What do you call a woman with one leg shorter than the other? Whatever her name is.

Why did the White man scream when he saw a Black man? Because he was scared.

a man walks into a bar... he was shot to death because he was a slave during the 1910s

roses are grey violets are grey im a dog

CJISTHEBEST Sticks and stones may break my bones because i have osteoperosis.

A horse walks into a bar. He politely holds the door for a young woman.

Knock Knock! Who's there? I don't remember the rest of the joke but your mom's a whore.

how do you make a baby stop crying? but hot coals down its throat

"Hey baby, did it hurt when you fell from up there?" "Waaaaaaahhhhh..." "Ok, let me kiss it better."

why did the man reverse time? because his girlfriend died,also this man was super

Whats the difference between a Jew and a boy scout? Boy scouts come back from camp.

A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? An alive one at the bottom eating its way up.

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven three twelve. Am i doing it right?

A blond, brunet, and redhead were stranded on an island. With in a week they all died of starvation.

Why did the student go to university? To pursue a higher education.

A guy walks into a bar, unfortunately for him, he walked in on a huge bar fight and managed to get the hell knocked out of him as he entered the door.

What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

A horse enter a bar, and the barman says: "why the long face?" The horse has cancer

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