- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why can't Amy ride on the rollercoaster? Because she's under the height limit.

The child was fired from his job.

What do black people and bananas have in common? 50% of their DNA

How do you start a riot in Mexico? Roll a penny down the street.

What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown suit.

A man used a ruler to measure his foot, it was size 11

How do you make a firefighter happy? Give him a blowjob and 10 million dollars.

A Jew, black person, and Mexican jump out of a plane, which one falls first? Who cares they all died

Knock Knock Who's there? You have AIDS.

A: That's a catchy song! B: You know what else is catchy? A: What? :) B: Herpes. Awkward silence.

Why did suzie fall off the swing? Cause she had no arms. Why didn't she get back on the swing? cause she had no legs. Why didn't anyone help her up? Cause she had no friends. Why did she stay their all night? cause she had no family.

A guy walks into a psychiatrist's office covered only in Saran Wrap. He asks the doctor, "The strip of metal teeth is missing from the box, so could I borrow your scissors?"

wanna hear a cat joke? just kitten

When life throws you melons, You probably won't catch them.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It had a heart attack. Why did the baby fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the monkey

"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Will farrow now gimme your hentai"

How do you knock up a Catholic girl? Put your penis into her vagina without wearing a condom.

three lesbians on a plane they were all responsible and had sex when they got home and not on the plane

Q: Why couldn't the little girl ride a bike? A: Because she didn't have legs.

what's red and has seven feet? the red man who had seven feet as a result of a serious genetic mutation

Have u ever noticed why a Police car siren isnt as loud as an ambulance siren? Do u know why that is? Because i dont, and i would like to know because my over active and curious brain is pounding through my skull and throbbing with question and wont stop until i know the answer!

Why did a blond killed herself? She couldnt find a corner in a round room.

Why did the man walk instead of taking the bus? Because he felt like getting a heathy workout.

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