- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the book say to it's reader? What are you stupid? People who read can't hear!

golf is so gay i mean look at what they name the different clubs 3 wood 4 wood 5 wood 6 wood just give it a beat and you got a catchy song

What's blue and looks like water? Yes.

Grandpa loved a good joke, he died laughing. The doctor said it was a severe stroke probably brought on by smoking aggravated by high cholesterol and high blood pressure.

A:how many notzies dose it change a light bulb B:none they made the jewish do it. :(

Why do ducks have flat feet? To stomp out forest fires Why do elephants have flat feet? To stomp out flaming ducks

What did the Mexican shoe salesman say to the man? Excuse me, do you whih way to main street?

why does my face bleeding theres an axe in it

How do you confuse a terrorist? Speak another language other than Arabic

There was a papa tomato, a mama tomato, and a baby tomato. Coincidentally, it was also Tuesday.

What do you call it when a multiple personality disorder person masturbates? Rape.

whats the difference between this joke and other jokes other jokes have a punch line

It is wrong to strip a homeless man of his clothes and chew his face off. Note to self: Explain this to someone before they have taken bath salts.

What did the father say to his child Christmas morning? you're adopted

your mommas so fat she jumped for joy and got stuck

What did the black man say after he swallowed the bicycle? He didn't say anything. Swallowing a bicycle is physically impossible.

Why was the little girl crying Someone therew a dump truck at her

Why did the blonde fall off the cliff? She was blind and deaf so she never knew where to go, and her parents kicked her out for her problems. It is a sad situation that noone wants to go through

Why did the Mexican jump of the roof? Because he had a serious meth addiction that was destroying his family and he could not live with the awful things he did to get his fix.

What do you call a alcaholic walking down the street..... Roadkill

What is worse than 10 babys in 1 garbage can? 1 baby in 10 garbage cans.

Why did the white policeman shoot all the black people in a house and not the white people Because the black guys were holding the white guys hostage

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