- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have alzheimers. Cheese on toast.

What do you call a mexican with a driveable lawnmower? Rather wealthy.. He must have a secure job to pay for a home with a lawn, and a lawnmower.

Whats the difference between Qantas and Malaysia Airlines? Qantas only looses money.

What did the father say to his son, who incidently shot his brother while they were playing with a gun home alone? "It happens." He then hung himself.

Stop driving smart cars you fags

Why did hundreds ofnpeople die in a plane crash? Because the pilot was a salad.

roses are red violets are blue i'm chinese and i don't know a joke pickle.

Why did the woman cross the road? Better yet, why is she out of the kitchen

Who created Apple? Steve jobs.

Do you know what the forest fire got for Christmas? Your house

An old asian woman is driving down the freeway a drunk driver merges into her lane. Everyone is ok because she keeps a safe distance behind.

Why did the man hit the little boy? His brakes failed.

why does Tom Sawyer like apples? He likes their flavor

Variants: :) I will always assist you in whatever you want. :( I want to kill you all by myself! Sense? Non? Fuck? Mind? Fission Mailed? Impossible Mission.

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Guy 1: (to guy 2) Close your eyes, stand on one leg, spin around, and yell "I have never eaten a cucumber!". Guy 2: No. Guy 1: Ok.

What did the orphan do on his birthday? He burned down his orphanage, he hated the place because he was severly abused.

What's so similar about a zombie and a black man? They are both almost human.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Why'd the gay man get fired from the sperm bank? He was repeatedly late to work.

Knock, Knock, Who's there? The IRS.

Roses are red Violets are blue i have aides egg

Your mother is so ugly that her physical appearance causes her to have a low self-esteem.

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