"Why is Barney purple and green?" "Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way"

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A bra walks into a dyslexic man.

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what did the unicorn say to the centaur? nothing because neither exist

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A kid walks into a bar, everyone fled the bar because they were all afraid of goats

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How do you kill a black man wearing a bullet proof turbin? Shoot him anywere other then his turbin.

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Have you seen Hellen Keller's children? No. They look just like her.

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What do you get when you cross a badger and a paper bag? The badger is cross of course but the bag is inanimate and can't be angered.

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Q: why did Suzie drop her ice cream? A: because she got hit by a bus.. Q:knock knock who's there? A: not Suzie

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What's the difference between a baby and a trampoline? I actually take my shoes off when I jump on the trampoline.

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How do you know you're crazy? Consult the pink pheasent to your left

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Roses are red Violets are blue Grass is green Skies are blue

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Why did the Chicken become a medium? To talk to the other side.

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Have you seen stevie wonders new piano? No Well it's really nice

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I'm trying to find out how many people in the world have Alzheimers, do you? No. Bananas.

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Want to hear a joke? Too bad.

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Who is that? That is my daughter, She likes climbing trees.

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What long black and tasty? Licorice

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What fruit is used to make apple juice? Apples

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Q: What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor ? A: The holocaust

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"Knock-knock." "Come in, sorry that the doorbell is broken."

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Why did the chicken cross the road? For a legitimate reason

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AAAnd that did not totally send a rush of sweet endorphin's up my spine, I think myself of as really really blunt, I value individualism rather than complete assimilation, I think that, if people want to hear my opinion, they ask me, and if they want to hear what they want to hear, they can ask... Pff, anybody else. I end up insulting a lot of people literally asking for it, but moments like these make it all worth it. I am also extremely superstitious, the catchphra states "Grain of salt" so I wont take your comment completely... I am just screwing around...

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If pro- is good or favored and con- is bad, then why do people favor the constitution and stay away from prostitution?

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Why is the old lady crying? I threw a fridge at her.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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