- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a dyslexic boy prays to dog.

I wumbo, you wumbo, he she me,.WUMBO!

Roses are red, violets are blue When I cut you, you bleed

An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

I asked my wife to make me a sandwich. I had forgotten she was dead.

Why did the rooster cross the road? To go play with the other roosters.

A black guy, a Mexican, an Arab and a white guy walk into a room and embrace cultural diversity.

In my country we don't swim, we drown.

Why are white people white? I don't know

Why did the chicken cross the road? There was a worm on the other side. And the more pressing question is why do i watch a chicken in my free time

Whats worse than a creep? ..... Paul sweeney!

Whats faster than a mexican running down the street with your TV? An airplane

Sally has no arms. A: Knock kock? B: Whose there? Not Sally.

What is the cost of an abortion? 1 life

How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at him.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

Why was little timmy crying? He walk in on his dad molesting a minor.

What do you call a fish with one eye? A fish

what's the difference between a virginia, and steve keen? a virginia is,nt a knob

What did Soviet children dream about? Communism.

Why was the black man running? He has to stay fit for the army.

Why did the frog commit suicide? Because his mother was a typewriter

A gay man kisses a gay man and therefore is considered gay.

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