What do you get when you cross a dog with a cat? Nothing, it is impossible to mix 2 different animals

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Q: WHAT IS THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN A SKINNY PERSON AND A JESSE? Answer: THE SKINNY PERSON IS VERY LEAN AND THE FAT PERSON IS VERY JELL-OUS

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Why was Billy no mates? He had no friends.

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"Ask me if I'm a tea pot" "Are you a tea pot?" "No" Try this on your friends

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rodents are bed violents are glue i have lysdexia and short attention spa

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What did the deaf girl get for Christmas? Nothing, she was Jewish

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What was in the magical purple teapot? Two dying pelicans.

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"Knock knock!" "Who's there?" "Red." "Red who?" "Red any good books lately?" Suddenly, the séance lost credibility.

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What do you call it when the Doctor goes back in time to meet himself? A pair o' Docs. What do you call it when Shaquille O'Neil goes back in time to meet himself? Shaquille O'Neil can't go back in time.

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I wouldn't consider the Titanic sinking to be a disaster, ????It is better down where it is wetter under the sea! ????.

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What would you do for a Klondike bar? Pay a reasonable sum of money.

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Q: What does Jerry Sandusky and bills have in common? A: They both come in the mail

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What did jimmy say when his brother had been mean to him all day and he was about to get a straw and his brother took the last one? That was the last straw!

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An old friend of mine had an idea. "Socks, but for your hands." I laughed until the day I heard he died of chaffed penis.

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I touch my sons dick XoXo Wendy.

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There were two mufins in an oven. They did not say anything because muffins are incapable of speech.

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Yamum is so poor that she has trouble supporting herself and paying her own bills. Subsiqeunetly she had her electricity and home phone cut off, not that she would have any use for a home phone with her electricity cut off anyway. She sits on her bed and cries herself to sleep each night and has been thrown into depression due to her spiraling financial debts of which she can see no end to. This has led to several attempts to take her own life to hopefully finally find a way out of her misery and debt.

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What did the fish say after it's head was cut off? Nothing, it was a fish.

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Why did the boy have to ride the bus? Because both his parents died.

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Why did the girl fall off the stage? Someone shot her.

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A blind man walked into a bar. Quite literally.

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what does pedobear get for christmas ? nothing he's the one giving love to all kids .

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What's worse than breaking a leg? Breaking two legs.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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