- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a gay kid, a horrible singer, and has long hair for a guy? Justin Bieber

what do you call 10 black people in a red car? overcrowded

Three blokes walk into a pub. One of them is a little bit stupid, and the whole scene unfolds with a tedious inevitability

Why did the black man jump off of a bridge? -He was in depression and comitted suicide.

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? On average 2,950, however, this has not been properly tested due to obvious reasons.

What is that smell? I don't know. I'm color blind.

Why did the tomato blush? A tomato's complexion is already red so it simply appears to be blushing

A black guy, a Jew and a Mexican walked into a bar...so I didn't....not because of their race but because I had already spent all of my money at the gay bar.

Two homosexuals walk into a bedroom, and begin to have sex.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, This poem doesnt rhyme And your entire family died trying to fly to your house for Christmas. They crashed into a orpanage for death children. There were no survivors.

What's the name of Hellen keller's dog? She doesn't have a dog, she's blind and deaf and would not be able to give it the adequate amount of care. Additionally, it's morally reprehensible to make fun of Helen Keller.

Why did the duck walk on the moon? Because it was his lifelong goal

SHE GOT A BIG BOOTY SO I CALL HER by her real name because she is a woman and worthy of my respect.

i like my rose red and my diamonds blue your screamin mercy so did ur mom but i killed her to

What do you call 10 black people swimming down a current? A happy family

What's worse than seeing Helen Keller behind the wheel of a car? Being run over by Helen Keller.

What's worse than a broke pencil TWO broken pencilz

What did the black guy say to the white guy? The black guy said, "hello". They then proceeded to have a normal conversation.

y does byonce sing to the left? because black people have no rights

Man 1: Not to be gay or anything, but I really like your shirt, it looks nice on you. Man 2: Not to be gay or anything, but I like men.

Are you made out of silicon, because you are silly and your name is Con.

Roses are brown I likes clouds This joke isn't funny so don't laugh

How do you drown a blonde? Force her head underwater until she can no longer breathe, thus shutting down her brain and killing her.

Whats 1+1? window!

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