- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What do you get if you cross a kangaroo with a sheep? A: A genetic aberration that is an insult to both God and man.

ur left leg is cristmas nd ur right leg is thanks giving can i vist

Q: Why was little Timmy afraid of clowns? A: The one at his birthday party killed his parents.

Whats worse than the Holocaust? Anal

The next person to submit a 'roses are red' 'joke', is cursed to always prematurely ejaculate from here until eternity

What's worse than having a retarded baby? Not having a baby

In the movie Sherlock holms, why is Sherlock Holms gay?? --------------Because he is chasing "blackwood"

My friend was waving a stick around and yelling out spells, so walked up to him and asked "You want to be Harry Potter, don't you?" He replied excitedly "Yeah!!" So i killed his parents and locked him under the stairs.

A Jew walking in the street sees a homeless person asking for charity. He reaches to his pocket, grabs a penny, greets her with a nice smile and gives away the penny.

Allah walked into AK Bar

There's a Mexican and a black guy in a car... Who's driving? The Cop!!!

What's the difference between epistemological pluralism.

Roses are red,violets are blue,hit me once I will break you to Roses are red,violets are blue,I will kick your ass, as hard as to

what do you call a mexican with a rubber blanket cold

Q: What do you brush your teeth with, sit on and sleep in? A: A toothbrush, a chair and a bed

What happened to the boy with cancer? He died.

Why can't Molly ride her bike? Because she has no arms or legs. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Molly.

Friends are a lot like trees They fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe

What's blue, orange, and silver all over? Nothing. That's a ridiculous combination of colors.

Why does Ray Charles always smile? Because he doesn't know he's black.

Why was the man afraid of the fish? He had ichthyophobia.

Why did Maggie shit herself? Because she saw her son.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was jewish and saw a nickel on the other side

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