When the mom got home from work, she was very tired. Her 6 year old son asked her nicely to make him a PB&J sandwich. She said sure and made one. Her son was very pleased and ate all of it. He knew he had a great mom. I actually lied above. The mom was killed by three men in hoodies in her back yard. They came inside and also murdered to boy. Worst of all the killers stole all of her food including the rasberries the boy was looking forward to eat. I guess it doesn't matter now since he is unable to eat anymore...

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What's the deal with airline food? Food tastes different on an airplane. The atmosphere dries out your nose, the air pressure numbs 1/3 of your taste buds, and low humidity levels give you cotton mouth. These factors cause the food to taste worse than it normally would.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting a girl pregnant.

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And so he penguin said, The is my most casual outfit!" HAAAW

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Knock knock. I know who is there... What? No, I lied...

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Yo mama got so bad teeth her dentist said she should get them surgicly removed and get lifelike dentures

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Your mama sucks so much dick, it's not funny.

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what do you call a fat black cat and a skinny white dog? Freckles and Spot

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Why didn't the black man make it into heaven? No one did, there is no evidence supporting the existence of an afterlife.

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If I could Rearrange the alphabet, i would put U and Q together.

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Whats red and smells like blue paint? Red Paint.

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I was taking a major shiit in the bathroom stalls at the college and someone walked in on me, talk about awkward

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how do you kill a giraffe? shoot it

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there are two wales chilling at a bar one looks at the other and does a wale call for 2 minutes and the other looks back and say "dude your drunk we gotta go!"

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What do you call a bunch of spics playing soccer? Professional soccer players.

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See what I did here? ;) Ladies, I just need some space okay? Damn Space Invaders... Ijustmetthespaceinvaderstheytookmyspace << DOUBLE MEANING!

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How do you make a Dead Baby Float..... ......With 3 scoops of ice cream and 1 cup of liquid stem cells.

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roses are red violets are blue wendy williams looks like a man roses are red violets are blue i coach penn state pull down your pants

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What did chris say? Nothing, bushes cant talk!

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All of these jokes suck; so I just made one that equally sucks!

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What would happen if Obama got reelected? The economy would turn to shit.

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What's funnier than 3 midgets in a treehouse? A talented comedian.

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why did the black child cry? strange men cut his penis off

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Q. What do you call a blonde in a library? A. Lost.

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Anti Joke

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