- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy get coal in his stalking. Cause he wants to be a geologist and that's what he asked for.

HOREY SHIT!! OMFG!! I win? Yeah I think so.. Wait. Why am I talking to myself.. Aww not again.. My doctor warned me about this.. D:

what do you call an anoying ginger? jimmy overby

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

What does it mean when people say your mom? it means that there name is Hunter

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread!

Why was there no girl on the swing set? She decided to get off of the swings.

yo momma so fat dora couldn't even explore her!!!

My friend is a famous actor. Fooled you! I have no friends.

Once upon a time there was a man that was exercising and he pulled a muscle and had to have his arm removed. The end.

Whats the difference between a monkey and a baby? Eating a baby tastes better with saltines.

Have u seen stevie wonders new house? No. Niether has he

why did the person cross the road? to catch the chicken

What did Stephen Hawking say to his daughter? Nothing, his illness prevents him from talking. And letting a high-tech wheelchair make human sounds isn't talking!!!

What did the woman say when she ate crabs. This smells like my vagina (This women died slowly from crabs)

What is funny about civil and women's rights? Nothing, they are very serious matters.

What's the difference between my dog and my wife? I respect my dog.

What do you call a black man with no arms? Trustworthy.

In Soviet Russia, you wouldn't have a likely chance of surviving because of Stalin's mass paranoia and total neglect for his fellow man.

i found waldo.

THER ONCE WAS A jueny WITH A TEN FOOT WENNY AND HE WENT TO SHOW IT TO THE LADY NEXT DOOR SHE THOUGHT IT WAS A SNKE SO SHE HIT IT WITH A RAKE AND NOW ITS ONLY FIVE FOOT FOUR!

Why can't a T-Rex masturbate? Because dinosaurs have been extinct nearly 65 million years, due to an asteroid collision with the Earth

mirror mirror on the wall who has the most desire of them all? Matt Daly!

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