Why did the asain fail his tests? They weren't math tests...

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who are we kidding, when have you ever seen a chicken crossing a road?

Why did the toilet paper roll down the hill? ... To get to the bottom.

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Ask me if I want an orange. Do you want an orange? No.

What's worse than a worm in your apple? Two worms in your apple.

Why did dallin fall off the swing he got hit by jds big penis

if you have 5 oranges and 15 ice cubes, how many pancakes can you fit on the roof? red, because aliens dont wear shirts.

Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because it is humanly impossible to draw a perfect circle.

Roses are red, violets are blue, i got a boner, from looking at you

Why did the man yell? Cause he wanted to!

why did Sarah fall off the swing? she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? not sarah

What was little Sarah's last Words to johnny before he got hit by the bus??? Can i have your ice cream.

What can hurt you if you pee on it? A rabid grizzly bear

An American, a Mexican, and a black guy all walked into the same bar. Why did the 'BEWARE OF METAL BAR' sign have to be in japanese?!

A Chinese man fails a math test

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

What did the man screem before he crashed his car? i dont know, he died.

What was the black woman doing in the kitchen? She was simply washing her hands after eating dinner.

Why are black people afraid of chainsaws? Because chainsaws are potentially dangerous weapons that may inflict bodily harm.

I don't trust stairs. They're always up to something.

Jesus can can WALK on WATER, but Chuck Norris can SWIM in it.

there was a lesbian, a bi-sexual and a homosexual at a wine bar having a drink.......They had a great night

How many apes does it take to put in a light bulb 3

Anti Joke

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