Four blondes are driving to Disneyland, as they finally got to Florida, they read a sign that said "Disneyland: left" so they turned around and headed home.

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So you keep your knowledge sharp do you? When it comes to hypnosis and such?

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Whats the worst thing your parents could ever do to a teenager? Take there phone.

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How many squirrels does it take to change a lightbulb? 42.

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Why did Justin Bieber wake up Lady Gaga? He needed to ask her a question.

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Q: What did the prostitute ask the officer? A: Where were you stationed? I have a lot of respect for our boys in the Middle East.

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Q: What do you get when you mix root beer with a cloud? A: Nothing, you idiot.

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How many orangoutangs does it take to screw in a light bulb? 16; mongoloid

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Whats the difference between Amanda and Brittaney spears? Nothing, they are both worthless sluts

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Worms don't like apples.

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Watch he thinks he can out wit me watch adams next joke it will suck sooooo bad

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Why am I telling you this joke? Because the person who did it before me mentioned that he enterted this, agreed to the Terms of Service and clicked submit - but missed out that he also typed in the capcha. Mine said: never quit.

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Q:What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: Where's my tractor?

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Wanna hear a joke about my penis? Oh wait I shouldn't tell you, it's too long

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Once upon a time there was a king who had a daughter. She eventually grew up and contracted aids got run over by a bus and shit her pants..

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Why was the boy sad? I don't know, what do think I am? An umbrella? Why would you even think FOR A MOMENT that it's OK to just ASK me random stuff? Do you have ANY IDEA who I am?! I'm your worst nightmare, and if you ever ask me ANYTHING without permission again, or so help me I will drown the nearest pet goldfish. P.S. His cat died.

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Why did the boy climb the tree? To get to the top. - Driiiftz

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If your dying how would you avoid getting eaten alive by sharks or rip to shreds by a T-Rex? Fall on a sword

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Doctor I have a headace! The doctor was dead.

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What's the difference between Jews and pizza? God likes pizza

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Friend's are like pinguins, they both die when you stab them in the heart.

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Why did Sally fall off of the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally

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A man walks in a bar he talks to the bartender aand he tells him a joke about him and hs friends. how do you find out his name? You killl the bartenders friends and family untill he talks.

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Two men were standing on the 34th floor of a 65 floor building. They were trapped in a office with one window. here is their conversation: guy1: oh no what should we do??? guy2: I don't know!! this is awful!!! guy1: I have children and a loving wife!!! guy2 walks to the window sill and leans over. guy1: what are you doing? there is more to life we can get through this!! guy 2 jumps out the window guy 1 runs to the window sticks his head out and yells "MAKE MINE CHOCOLATE!!!"

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