Why did the fireman wear red suspenders? To honor his father, Jonathan "Red" Hoffner, who was tragically killed in the line of duty. While attempting to save 3 small children in a trailer park fire, the elder firefighter suffered 3rd degree burns over 80 percent of his body. "Red" was rushed to a local hospital and lingered for several agonizing days. He began to rally but a careless error by a night nurse led to his unfortunate demise. His son was psychologically unable to wear anything but red suspenders every day for the rest of his life - not only because of his father's death but also because it was he who had maliciously set the fire in the first place.

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What did the Albino say to the other albino? Due to heredity and our inheritance of Chromosomes causing albinism, We could be displaced in society but luckily, we have eachother. They went home and lived happily. But not ever after. That craps or normal people. (freaking albinos...)

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Why aren't there any painkillers in the jungle? because of the unethical and unscrupulous practices of big pharma

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Two muffins are in the oven. They don't say anything because muffins can't talk. The end.

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Yo momma so ugly that she is unpleasant to look at

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Finn: Jake, why can your body do all of those magical things? Jake: What do you mean? Finn: Oh never mind. And they both proceeded to enjoy a delicious breakfast.

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What if algebra teachers were actually pirates, and they're making us find the X so they can search for buried treasure?

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Haunnaka in 1940's Germany. six thousand people die. in one minute.

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Why did little Annie fall off the swing? Cause her penis was too heavy.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs sky diving? I don't know, but that sounds like a highly improbable circumstance.

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Did you ever hear about that rich Mexican?? No. Yeah, me neither.

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roses are blue violets red im color blind vatalk is gay

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(sniff) (sniff) It smells like gross diarrhea in here... (sniff) (sniff) ... Yeah it does

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What do you get when you pull down your pants in public? Most likely a criminal record for indecent exposure.

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how do you get a giraffe in a refrigerator? open the door and put him in.

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A lawyer walks into a bar, and due to the repercussions of severe head trauma was never able to do so again.

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what's worse than a dead baby in the bathtub? if the baby was named Grace.

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Why couldn't the boy see the pirate movie? Because it was sold out

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So I want to write an Anti-Joke, so I go to the write your own tab and see in the security code box: Which one is a country- fried rice or fried chicken. C'mon, it's definitely fried rice.

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Man#1: Who's John? Man#2: John is John. Who else do you want him to be? Why do you ask stupid questions? Are you naturally this dumb? Do you like the questions I ask? Man#1: (Turns away as he is deeply offended by the man who rudely answered his question.)

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Shah I'm being chased by a man riding instead a pig in a caravan smoking Apparently I'm a man riding on a pig in a caravan smoking

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A Muslim walks into a bar He immediatley turns around and leaves as his religious beliefs forbid consumption of alcoholic beverages.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by a giant scorpian. Whats worse than getting raped by a giant scorpian? Getting tortured to death. Whats worse than being tortured to death? Getting raped by a giant scorpian, and getting tortured to death. Whats worse than that? Getting raped by a giant scorpian, getting tortured to death, and finding a worm in your apple.

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My dog poops u pick it up if i poop ill say f@#% you eat it DumbS%^&

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