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An African-American is working on math problems and notices an Asian man walking by. The African American asked,"Could you help me out on these math problems?" The Asian man replied, " I have never been good at math."

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was deaf, dumb, and mentally retarded; you sexist fiend.

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How do you make a tissue dance? You give it dance lessons.

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Guy 1: Hey look under there Guy 2: Under what inanimate object that is physically visible and made up of atoms

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what do u call a black guys dick a pogo stick

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Kid: Mom I'm gonna dig a hole all the way to China! Mom: That's sweet but it's impossible dear. You'll get to tired after awhile to go any farther. Also, by any chance you did dig really deep, you would melt and die if you got the the center because the magma will kill you when you get to it. Alright son? Kid: What?

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What do you call a fat computer? Adele :)

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's green and hangs from trees? Leafs

A horse walked into a bar. The bar was part of the fence he was enclosed by.

Yo mama so fat she runs the risk of stroke, heart disease, or diabetes

What do you call a black man driving a plane? A pilot, you racist.

What did the homeless man buy with a dollar? Nothing. He didn't have a dollar.

How do you get a person to jump off a cliff? You push them.

Knock knock. Who's there? To To Who? To Whom.

Q: Why didn't Little Jhonny go to school today? A: There was no school today.

Pickup line: Hey babe, do you work at Mcdonalds? Because I don't have a job, are you hiring?

Why was darren too late for school today...? She got hit by the bus

An African-American is working on math problems and notices an Asian man walking by. The African American asked,"Could you help me out on these math problems?" The Asian man replied, " I have never been good at math."

why did the chicken cross the road? it didn't it got hit by a bus.

what did the black guy say to the white comedian? haha

how to name your chinese kid. throw a spoon dow the stairs

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was deaf, dumb, and mentally retarded; you sexist fiend.

How do you make a tissue dance? You give it dance lessons.

Guy 1: Hey look under there Guy 2: Under what inanimate object that is physically visible and made up of atoms

what do u call a black guys dick a pogo stick

What do you call a fat computer? Adele :)

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