- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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you pick up 10 students from a school, you buy a pish from the fet store, and then drive to new york whos driving the bus? a fat guy with a level 80 org in world of warcraft

Your moms so fat she struggles to to everyday tasks

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side.

Roses are black Violets are black I would love to see A knife in ur back

Yo mamma so fat she has to have anti biotics to keep her alive

Did you hear the one about Helen Keller? Neither did she.

An anti-Semite, a Jew and an American walked into the bar. The barman said: "Hi, Sara".

Why was the boy sad? Because a freak accident killed his mum his dad his best friend and he lost both his legs and is unable to feed himself

Why did Bill correct Matt when he called him Jim? Because that wasn't his name.

What happens if you're caught strangling a purple leprechaun? You are taken to a mental institution because you have schizophrenia

What did the duck say to the Pope? Quack.

how do you keep an idiot in suspense. I dont' know he still hasn't told me

two kids see a girl naked in the woods They walk away promptly to their homes and tell their mothers.

Why did the bald man go to hospital? Because we was getting chemotherapy

What happened to the pleasure robot he pleasured someone in the pussy

Why was the boy seeing stars? It was night time.

What did the businessman do to get a promotion? He traded oral sex for his male bosses kind heart...

How do you get a clown off of a swing? You throw an axe at its face.

I woke up in bed with someone this morning. I forget why this is a joke, but your mother is a whore.

What's brown and sticky? A black man covered in syrup.

Little Johnny walked into class one day. The teacher announced their would be a pop-quiz on the declaration of independence. Johnny passed. (ic3)

Mack: Hello Jonathan: Hi Mack: My name is Mack, what's your name? Jonathan: My name is Billy Mack: You liar! I'm reading this post at anti-joke.com and whenever you reply, your name shows Johnathan! Johnathan: Well Mack, I guess you broke the 4th wall. By the way, this joke is over in 3, 2, 1...

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