- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened to the child who's mother drank and took drugs while she was pregnant? Dead.

What do you call a bunch of white people walking down a cliff? Avalanche

What did the Germans cook in their giant oven made for cooking jews? Jews.

Q:How many pieces of paper can one tree make? A:Trees cannot make paper, people make paper from trees. So the answer is none, a tree can't make any paper whatsoever.

Why didn't Lucas want to go down the slide? He was scared.

Why was the little boy reluctant to approach his father? Because his father was a rotting corpse.

A princess kisses a frog to aquire a prince.. then gets arrested for beastiality.

Your mama is so fat, we are all seriously concerned about her health.

An elephant walked into a pub and ordered a strong Vodka and Coke. "Long day?" asked the barman. "Yeah. Very. So many people stroking my trunk in my apartment - It's meant to be a private place. I'm scared to go back there. One child said they were going to rape me."

What did the girl tell her abusive boyfriend Girl: You broke my heart! Boyfriend: I'm gonna break your face.

Well, its allright then, just tired that is all, leave it be, I mean what if your wife sees it? What will she think?

Lets just say, that I can tell anyone that my brother is one of the top leaders for Interpol (here in the nation we reside in) and that while I do not have the required education to work for interpol, I have connections with them, which allows me to work, well... Yeah, Central.

Women can vote? WTF

whats worse than dropping your toast butter side down ? being ripped apart from the anus upwards by a large black man

What's better than sex? I have never had sex and, therefor, do not have adequate knowledge of the experience enough to make a comparison to other experiences. You should ask someone who has had sex.

Touche.try eating something, I eat low carb crap when I am too sleepy, and today I guess it works.

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Why couldn't the girl eat her pizza? She had no face.

Knock knock. Who's there? Never mind that. I have a gun and your child. Come out with all your valuables and he won't get hurt.

what's more fun then stapling a dead baby to a fence? ripping it off

The optimist sees the glass as half full. The pessimist sees the glass as half empty. The average American sees a half-finished glass of water that is not flavored and is therefore is not worth any reasonable person's time.

what did little johnny get his grandfather for christmas?nothing his grandfather died on thanksgiving

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