- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I hate it when people pour my cereal. They don't know how much I want. They don't know my life. They don't know what I've been through.

Q: What are the best kind of jokes? A: The funny ones.

What did the girl say to her ex? Fuck you.

How do you beat Princess Diana in a car race? Challenge Princess Diana to a car race.

what did katness save her Life? because peter hates her and katness is peaches and peter dies in the titanic because it is gay shut up becky

What do you call a fat cat? Nothing if you are a good person

Why was the chicken sad Thanksgiving

im trying to thing of a good joke...oh wait i got one but only one... ok ready?...oh wait...i forgot it again

Why did the ginger go to hell? Because after all the bullying she endured for her hair color, she felt her only option was to commit suicide.

What did the doctor say to the other doctor? Nothing. I killed them both with a fire axe and proceeded to kill all the patients in the hospital.

If you have 5 bucks and Chuck Norris has 5 buck you both have 5 bucks

Why is the Asian 2nd grader sad? Her best friend was diagnosed with breast cancer. She has 3 weeks to live.

How did 3 fat women fit under 1 small umbrella and not get wet? It wasn't raining!

Why did the horse die? I shot it in the face.

How do you wake up lady gaga? Poke 'er face.

Sally bought a shakeweight. She is an alcoholic and is ruining her family.

whats worst than a trashcan full of dead babies? A baby eating the dead babies.

What junk did she have in her trunk? Mcdonalds because shes fat as hell.

what are the best kind of bees none they sting and hurt like hell

a naked man walks into a bar. he is promptly escorted out because you must have shoes and a shirt to be served

what did Russell wilson get for Christmas a seahawk..

there's a new drink out called the Bin Laden... it consists of two shots and a splash of water

Voldemort's nose is so flat, that it looks like he doesn't have a nose.

what do you call a million black people on the moon? a good start

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