What color was the black guy's skin? Brown

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Why did the blonde arrest the man? Because he brutally murdered his wife and children.

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ok so ive been pondering for a while now for a joke to submit and here is what ive got, tell me what you think: quif stain

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What do you call a black guy driving a plane? A terrorist.

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What did the dead man say to his best friend? Nothing.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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What gets wetter as it dries? Sarah Jessica Parker

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You are so ugly that for Halloween you had to trick or treat by phone.

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A boy in Bible class was poking a girl in front of him with a pencil. Atfer, maybe ten minutes of this, she was asked "Sarah, what did Eve say to Adam after they had had twenty-seven children" The boy poked her with the pencil again. She stood up, and said "I think we have enough kids Adam."

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Abbie has head so far up her arse, it just LOOKS like it's coming out her neck.

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Richard Nixon walks into a bar. Everyone is thrilled to meet a former President of the United States who returned from the grave.

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Q: If Ann has 5 apples and she gives Michael 2 apples, and then Jason comes and rapes Ann. How many apples does Ann have left? R: Who the hell cares, she needs to go to the police.

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I was taking a major shiit in the bathroom stalls at the college and someone walked in on me, talk about awkward

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Chuck Norris was so good at karate that he held the middle weight world title for 6 years and was named fighter of the year by Black Belt Magazine. He also used his talents to start a successful acting and advertising career.

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Why did the Mexican steal a pack of tortillas? To feed his family. He didn't have the necessary funds to pay for it.

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once upon a time a guy thought he wrote an original anti joke but it wasnt

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ur gey

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Did you hear about the guy who had his head chopped off? He's dead.

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Teacher: What is 1+1? Student: 2 Teacher: Next time raise your hand before answering a question.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU..

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What did the girl say to her ex? Fuck you.

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