What did John say to Paul before they entered the car? "Paul, get in the car."

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Is Barack Obama a dentist, a teacher, or the president of the United States? A dentist. He just happens to have the same name as the president.

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All of these jokes are about white people

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How many Jews foes it take to screw in a lightbulb? 1...like... I'm confused that you... I mean screwing in a lightbulb isn't that hard.

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Your mom is so dirty, She smells.

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If a canoe is stuck in a tree with its headlights on, howmany pancakes does it take to cover the roof of my house? False, snakes don't have armpits!

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Roses are red, Violets are blue; In Soviet Russia, POEM WRITES YOU!

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What's the difference between a picnic table and a Mexican? A picnic table can support a family of four.

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Why did the kid fall off his bike? His mum threw a fridge at him.

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Knock Knock who's there its black george washington.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

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dyslexic's Untie

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Why did the plane crash? Because a tomato was the pilot.

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What has four legs in the morning, two legs at noon, and three legs at night? An experimental animal mutilated then exposed to radiation.

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A man walks into a pet shop. He says to the shopkeeper, "Excuse me, do you have any dogs going cheap?" The shopkeeper replies "We feel that we price our animals reasonably, but the cheapest type of dog we have is £50." The man realises that, unfortunately, he cannot afford a dog so instead he purchases a goldfish. It wasn't the same.

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Why did the Asian man have to sit down to pee? Because he had no legs.

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What do you call a group of black people in a lamboghini..... Unlikely

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Why did the black guy smell fried chicken? He had a brain tumour

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Dries Roelvink walks into a bar...

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When a fat lady walks by what do u think? R u fat or pregnant

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What did the black man see when he looked in the mirror? His reflection.

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pleas help someone is in my house i think hes trying to kill me i'm not even joking.

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Yo mamas so poor, she should probably find a source of consistent payment to support herself.

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roses are red violets are blue, were stuck to gather like superglue in tell you get the flu, then I'm not touching you :)

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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