What did one tampon say to the other? Nothing. They were both stuck up bitches

I got 99 problems but a bitch ain't one . Though , I do have cancer .

What did the blind man say to his wife? -would you mind helping me upstairs, for I cannot see.

People really hate it when sentenses don't end the way elephants wear hats

Whats the difference between a black man and a bike? I don't enjoy riding bikes.

what happens when chuck norris loses his hokey-bar? your mother

My closet is like the wardrobe to Narnia, accept my closet isnt a portal into a magical world.

What is the best joke ever? 1D

Which is worse, 9/11 or the holocaust? Biting into an apple and finding a worm.

Why did the little boy fall over. Because someone shot him in the face.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

Q:Wanna know a funny joke? A:Womens Rights

Roses are red Violets are blue There's suppose to be a fourth line.

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Dad always said that laughter was the best medicine. Maybe that's why he died of tuberculosis.

Evan Ramsey hahaha go CAD

Q: how do you get an clown off a unicycle A:You hit it with a police baton

Paper or plastic? Yes...

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a swimming pool? Determined.

Why did the chicken die? Because it was crossing a busy road.

What is a pirates favorite crime? Piracy, which is still a serious problem in today's society.

What did the man say after jumping into a well? He didn't say anything because he died instantly after jumping head first into a dry, 20 foot well. His family mourned for three days.

A couple elopes in Vegas. The next morning while eating breakfast the woman tells her husband she thinks it was a mistake, using her alcoholism as an excuse for her inability to make practical decisions. The man proceeded to cry and called his attorney to arrangea proper divorce.

Scrooge McDuck dives headfirst into his pool of gold coins... He breaks his neck from the impact of the landing and dies.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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