What's blue, white and red all over? Not a duck.

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what do you call a old guy who touches children? my dad

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What's got 2 thumbs and a massive penis? A body parts collector I know called Harold Fortescue

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What did the muslim do at the airport? He bought a ticket to New York and proceeded to fly there to mourn his brother who was killed during the terrorist attacks on 9/11.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. The Clouds are white. Thank God I am too.

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Knock knock whose there alzheimers alzheimers who get in the van

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One time there was a guy who jumped off a bridge and died

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A clown walking down the steet, trips -Ryan Vallee

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Q. What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A. Cancer

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What human can fly without holding any thing (exept cloths i dont like inapropeate jokes i dont know it a very intresting quesiton

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"bluar blah blah blarRR/ the stupid pointless part" dead people/ animals/ objects can't talk/ drive/ operate compueter, lol I'm so focken funni

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What bouriquet got to do open HIS FACEBOOK!

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What happens to a blonde girl who is buying drugs off of a drug dealer? Nothing, she was an undercover police officer trying to arrest said drug dealers on the street.

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PPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEENNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN cil you have such a dirty mind

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So three black men walk into a bank, one of them uses the ATM, they all proceed to the exit after he is done.

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on a scale from voldemort to nigel thornberry, how big is your penis?

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What happens if you're caught strangling a purple leprechaun? You are taken to a mental institution because you have schizophrenia

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple.

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roses are red violets are blue wanna hear a joke? WNBA....

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What is the defference between Obama and an American? Obama doesn't have a birth certificate.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 beat the crap out of 8.

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A black man wearing a belt. Oh, he has a shoelace!

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How many black basketball players does it take to change a lightbulb? One. They're all rather tall therefore they can reach the light source with ease.

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yay for the idiot that posted "whats white, sticky and yummy? milk". WTF dude? milk has never been sticky and good at the same time and its never going to be. infact, ive never known milk to be sticky, maybe after such a long period of being spoiled the milk becomes somewhat sticky, but your attempt at creating a perverted joke that wasnt in anyway funny or even close to being correct was so poor i feel the need to post this and hope you read it and decide returning to school would be beneficial to the rest of your life. I guarantee everyone who reads your post about milk being sticky is thinking something pretty similar to what i am.

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