- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why wasn't the unplugged computer on?

What's worse then the holocaust? Stepping on a lego.

Yo mama so fat she has more chins than the Chinese phone book. A.V.T was here Fred.

Roses are c0ck violets are vag this joke is for george i like it like that<3xxxx

What did the waitress do when the man asked for pizza? She ran away

Have you seen the flock of birds? probably not because they hit a window and all died at impact.

How do you make a fake baby cry -Put batteries in it. How do you make a real baby cry? -Put batteries in it.

a guy was waiting for his date, then she arrived and they went happily to the cinema

If I was in a room with Osama bin laden and george bush, and my friend. And I had a gun with two bullets, I'd shoot my friend twice.

A man is on a military operation, he dies and has a funeral.

Small Penis.

whats the sad part of 4 negroes driving off a cliff? the car couldve fit 5

What's the difference between a trampoline and a cat? I take mu cleats off when I jump on a trampoline.

one day a boy asked a Manican if it had a pulse it didn't

Old Mother Hubbard Went to the cupboard, To give the poor dog a bone: When she came there, The cupboard was bare, And so the poor dog had none. So Old Mother Hubbard was reported for animal cruelty

Why did the kid lose his mom? She was shot.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

My name's Forrest Gump. People call me Forrest Gump.

life is like a box of chocolates... it doesnt last long for fat peopl

What did the alien say to the other alien? It's hard to say. They could use an inefficient form of aural analog communication, or a hyper-advanced form of telepathy. Either way, modern science hasn't brought us far enough to determine.

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What's the difference between an airplane and a cantaloupe? What? Wow your a dumby head.

Did you know that Claire Seiter likes to drinkapplseiter? No. Oh well she does..

There was a a round house with no corners.How many corners were there? 100 ,I never said that that it had to be that house.

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