what do you call a million black people on the moon? a good start

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Whats alive and drowning? your new born baby you just threw in the river

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So, there was two monkeys sitting in a bath tub one says "Hey, could you pass the soap?" the other says "what do I look like a typewriter?"

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How did the seal die? It went clubbing ... Then overdosed on ecstasy, it was very sad.

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why was six afraid of seven? Because seven brutally murdered six's family

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Why was the boy adopted........ because hes grandad

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A jew walked into a bar Hitler said.... A jew walked out of a concentration camp

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What do you say on a date with Uma Thurman? Hey Uma, pass the salt.

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I'll take a Reuben, light sauce, and could you do Provolone instead of Swiss?

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David walks into a bar. Someone shoots him. Now hes dead.

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Hey have you seen Stevie wonders house? No? Don't worry he has'nt either.

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If you just read this, You're dead.

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Once there was a giant Pringle. His family was dead, his wife committed suicide. So one day he was walking to work, when he met a genie! The genie granted him three wishes. The Pringle's first wish was to have lots of money. His second wish was to have his wife back. Before he could complete his wishing, he awoke in a hospital where he was hooked up to life support and was in severe pain. His wife wasn't really dead, but he was out drinking and accidentally walked across a motorway and got hit by a huge lorry.

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What do you call a black guy surrounded by a gang of white guys? I don't know, maybe if you asked him his name you would find out.

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Q: Why did Sarah fall off the swings? A: She had no arms Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Sarah.

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A jew walks into a bar and asked for 5 shots the bartender replies to him "did you and your wife have a fight" "yeah now shes atheist"

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my parents let me say words that start with sh and end in it. shit what else could it be

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Doctor I have a headace! The doctor was dead.

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What did rangler get on anti joke? Thumbs down.

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What's worse than scraping your knee? Getting a needle shoved into your penis and the needle hitting your scrotum so that you are in serious agony for hours and finding out you cannot have kids because of it.

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Your mom is so retard that she needs "special help" from medical professionals. :3 <33

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What is the difference between 1 and 2? 2 is a higher number than 1.

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Why did sally fall off the swing? She had no arms... Why couldn't sally get up? She had no legs Why did no one help sally? Because she has no friends.

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What did David's mom give him for his birthday? Nothing he hasn't seen her in eight years.

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