Why did John not like his chocolate? It wasn't chocolate it was poop.

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After going at it for several minutes, the teenager, with a big grin in his face, finally busted a nut during Thanksgiving dinner and was able to remove the walnut from its shell and enjoy it.

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What makes George Michael gay? The fact he engages in sexual intercourse with other men.

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What is worse than stepping on Lego bare foot? Mass genocide.

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Why did the girl fall of the swing? I hit her with an axe.

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autistic kids rock

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Why do dinosaurs have no friends? Because they are dead

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What did Johnny get for Christmas? Drugs, Johnny was a convicted drug dealer, age 19.

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What time is it when you run out of ice cream? Time to get more ice cream.

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What's better than winning the Special Olympics? ...Not being retarted.

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Why wouldn't Helen Keller be able to drive if she was alive today? She would be inside her coffin not knowing how to get out

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Who's gay? Justin Beaver

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What do you call a black man running really fast down a street? Active.

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"What dosen't kill you makes you stronger" Except losing your arms.

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a horse walks into the bar. the bartender asks why the long face.

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Knock Knock Who's there Your serial killer

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yo momma so fat, Bob's furniture store is having a sale on wednesday at 5:00.

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How did the thief acquire a lamborghini? He has a side job as a lamborghini salesman.

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What did Reed read? A. Read?

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Why should you never push a Mexican off a bike? Because he will file a lawsuit against you in the event of an injury.

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knock knock! who's there? Jim Jim who? Jim Goldenbach

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Yes you better be sorry, I'm gonna suck my mums p e n i s tonight! - Dylan Hodge

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two men where hunting one man shot a deer and ate it, the other man shot the man who killed the deer and made human steaks. a day later he killed his family. and ate them with his dog. he then grabbed the deer that was left in his fridge and used it to make a fire.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well it all began in 1807 when a 7 foot rooster gave birth to a chicken on the sidewalk while purchasing ice cream. Scientists have been intrigued so they went into study with it and won the Nobel prize. This somehow persuaded them to lure the chicken over to the other side by using a lollipop. They threw the lollipop as the chicken crossed the road, hit it in the eye, the chicken spazzed out, jumped in front of a car, teleported to London, and is now a gynecologist.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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