Why did the legless person roll down a hill? Because he was in a wheelchair

Why was the man afraid of the fish? He had ichthyophobia.

Why was the girl unhappy with her male teacher? Because he gave her a bad grade...and raped her the night before.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got a smoke dectecter, You died in a fire

What did the Dad say when his daughter murdered everyone Tea you're grounded

What is the definition of child abuse? Ms Bazan

Dont joke about the holocaust. My grandfather died there, he fell off the guard tower.

Want a fight? You Spelt F**K wrong O.o

What did the fish say when he swam into a wall? ouch.

Blind jokes are not funny! I just don't see the humor in them

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bad at poetry Show me your titties

Mr Mac reminds me that no matter how hard you try you will always lose your hair

homosexual rights to marriage

What doesn't kill you makes you stronger....... unless it is a nonkiller disease that makes you extremely weak :D

Jimmy Saville

That awkward moment when a loved one dies.

How many infants does it take to paint a house? Forty-Seven.

Why was the woman so hot? she was on fire

what is the meaning of life? i dont know, but im fairly sure its not 42

Why did the baby stop crying? I hit him with a brick.

Vegeta, what does the scouter say about his power level? I can't remember... :(

Guy 1: Hey look under there Guy 2: Under what inanimate object that is physically visible and made up of atoms

what happened to the girl that didn't forward the threatening chain text to ten people? nothing.

There are two parrots sitting on a perch. One parrot says to the other parrot, "Do you smell fish?"

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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