How many footballs fit in a glass of liquid. none, this football is HUGE!!!

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Ask me for £1000 Can I have £1000 No get a job

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Why did humpty dumpty fall off a wall? Well it turns out that he was a raging psycopath. to add on, he was also a suicidal

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what is worse - this joke or the last one? what is worse still - sex what is worster - nothing that's not a real word what is wurst? a type of sausage

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Why does Rebecca Black like Friday? Because it's the start of the weekend

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bad at poetry Show me your titties

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What is a kangaroos favorite desert? The outback

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what happens when you throw a green rock into a yellow pond. it makes a spash.

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hat did the fridge say to the oven your hot baby \

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(Mortal Kombat Annihilation) Princess Kitana: "Mother, you're alive" Sindel: "Too bad you, will die" (Troll 2) "They're eating her. And then they're gonna me. Oh my gawwwwwwwwd." (The Room) Johnny: I did not hit her, it's not true! It's bullshitt! I did not hit her! [throws water bottle] Johnny: I did *not*. Oh hi, Mark. Mark: Oh, hey Johnny, what's up?

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Yo momma's so poor, she needs to work 2 jobs to support her family.

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why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know but some black man is starting up his deep-frier on the other side

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what do you get with a bulldog and a shi-tzhu 2 dogs.

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Why did Fred fall off the bike? He was a shoe.

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Why did the hobo break both of his arms? He didn't like them.

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What do blind people see when they close one eye? Nothing.

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Why do Teenagers, mostly girls between the ages of 12-17 love Justin Bieber? Because he promotes himself worldwide and makes sure that girls know who he is thus creating a fan base that will be large enough to promote his career, which ensures him a safe financial future.

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Why did the chicken Cross the road? Because a Blackman was chasing his dinner

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A gorilla walks into a bar and orders a banana martini. The bartender thinks this is quite strange, but then realizes he is dreaming. He awakes and tells his wife about it. His wife tells him to go to sleep. The bartender is now sad because he realizes his marriage is in shambles

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whaT DID HEVEN SAY TO THE FRIDGE hAVE YOU GOT A COLD

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Why couldnt rex bark??? because he was a fish!

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2 biggest lies I have read and agree to the Terms of Service - View Terms of Service and That baby dont look like me

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A Black man walks into the Dentist's office, because he cares about his hygiene.

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who is smarter than a human? a nerd

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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