Roses are brown Violets are brown I should probably water My garden soon.

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Lol, first of all all I watched was something called Chobits many years ago, and while I know what hentai is, I cant say I watch that a lot or not really at all no... A peek but, its just too weird for me, they all look like cute kids with deformed bodies or something. What? You into Nerds now? Why cant I just wear my contacts and look somewhat less alien?

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a man rides on his horse to rohde island and back. he rode on Friday and returned on Friday. damn, that's one fat horse

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Ask me if I am a tree. "Are you a tree?" No.

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why did the cow cross the road because pigs were not flying i had to write it hurts

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There once was a girl who took away my source of entertainment. Her name was Nicole.

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Whats the difference between a kangaroo and a kangeroot ? Ones a marsupial. The others a Geordie stuck in a lift.

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Why would Maria not have sex with Liam? Because she is Danish and doesn't shave and therefore is self-conscious

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra. Fortunately, the bra was on display in a clothing store and was not actually being worn at the time.

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What is the funniest shirt Emil heskey has ever worn? A shirt that had this joke on it

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How many beavers does it take to paint a house blue? 0, beavers cant paint.

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An asian man walks into a bar and lights a cigarette. He is politely asked to leave due to smoking being prohibited indoors.

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Why did the African boy die? He was denied any antibiotics to heal his severe case of mono and AIDS, and was living on dirty water and dirt.

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My closet is like the wardrobe to Narnia, accept my closet isnt a portal into a magical world.

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Q. How many grains of rice can you fit in an egg? A. Fire extinguisher.

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Ask me if I'm wearing pants. Are you wearing pants? Yeah.

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What's worse than finding half a suicide tablet in your apple? Finding half a worm.

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What do you call a black drug dealer? A black man that works as a drug dealer

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What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup? You can't drown babies in roast beef.

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Did you know there was a black man in my family tree? He married my aunt.

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God is real.

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Yo momma so fat she has more chins than a Chinese phonebook. Chins in a phonebook? I don't get it.

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why did the feminist cross the road? to suck a dick

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moonshine most none americans think its just when the moon shines we have another story

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