What do you get when a fat kid eats a donut... A Heart Attack.

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What the small boy with no arms or legs get fro christmas???? cancer

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I hear eating an apple a day keeps the other apples in check.

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Joe Paterno walks into a bar...he should've walked into a police station and filed a report.

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What happened to your face It got hit by a bus By cheyenne

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I saw a number three walking past me in the street the other day and I thought to my self that's odd.

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is the glass of milk half empty or half full it is scientifically proven that these are the same thing. Choosing one over the other is like saying that 1/2 does not equal 1-1/2. A normal person would just see this as an ordinary glass of milk.

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I took your mother out for a classy steak dinner. I decided not to call her agian because we weren't very compatible and the conversation was very superficial.

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Why did the boy eat the chips? Because he was hungry

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what is the difference between oral and anal? anal makes your day and anal makes your whole weak

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Knock knock Who's there? The Gestapo. Get in the van.

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What's bigger than a breadbox? Whitney Houston's coffin.

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whats a muslims name with a bomb to his chest Whatever his name is HAHAHAHAHAH

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What's the difference between a sewer pipe and a French fry? A lot

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A man approaches an attractive young woman at a party. He asks her if a rag smells like chloroform and proceeds to hold the rag up to her face. She passes out, the man takes her into a nearby bedroom and rapes her. He casually leaves the party. He will most likely continue this vile act for years to come.

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jews

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do u like chicken ? ....no good...cuz its for black people.

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Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue If I Had A Brick I Would Throw It At You

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Speaker 1: Why did the chicken cross the road? Speaker 2: Why? Speaker 1: Every member of your immediate, nuclear, and extended family simultaneously contracted Chronic Obstructive Pulmonary Disease (COPD) while being beaten, maimed, raped, tortured, and molested by a deranged serial killer during the sinking of the Titanic, eventually bleeding to death and allowing child rapists to eat their dead bodies.

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What do you call a woman who is addicted to crack, has a light mustache and huge saggy tits, has had 4 kids with 4 different fathers and makes her living giving hand-jobs behind the bus station? Mom.

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look im not better than you, your a ten im a two your a queen im a fool you got looks i got scares u got talent i got beuty to its a win win

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What did Sammy get for Christmas? Raped.

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Roses are red The grass is green I want you in my bed If you know what I mean.

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Why did the man walk into the grocery store? Because he had run out of peanut butter

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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