Two cows were in a feild, one said "moo" and the other said "i was going to say that!"

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Oh..wait...that's actually an anti-joke already...

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Bible Fact0idz: "Something Drink my blood and consume my flesh and live forever something" Jesus- dead age 30something alcoholism liver problems and diabeetus at time of death, crucified and not been seen since, return pending? Classified Alcoholic. Moral: "YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH!"

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what has two legs, and is red? half a cat.

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What did Ann Frank say when she dropped her icecream Nothing because she was captured by Natzis

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What's the difference between a baby and my trampoline? I take my boots off before i jump on my trampoline. . .

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What do you call a fat guy running on the street? Nothing because you should respect his effort trying to improve his health.

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Q: whats the difference between a t.v and a dead baby? A: i don't have a t.v in my garage

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kennah campion when she talks

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A man walks to a bar and sees a very hot blonde sitting across the room. Turns out it was actually a blonde man and they both had a wonderful night because they were both homosexual.

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What does these 3 words all have in common? terrifiant, hrollvekjandi, Przera?aj?ce They all mean the same thing describing Ian! CREEPY

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"Ask me if I'm a tree!" "Are you a tree?" "No."

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Ask me if i'm a tree. Are you a tree? No. okay? Why did the chicken cross the road? why? because its motor skills allowed it to cross. dude, seriously? What did Jimmy's grandmother get him for Christmas? What?. Nothing she died two years ago. that's horrible. When did she die? On his birthday. Dude, stop! Wait how did she die? Fine, How? She was driving down the road and swerved to miss a chicken. oh. And what did she hit? UGGG What? Thankfully not me. because I wasn't the tree. :0 oooooooooooooh

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Why can't black people swim? Because there are sharks in the lake.

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Cripples are lame.

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What's worse than burning your tongue drinking hot chocolate? Being shanked by a homeless man.

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why dont i play socker because im not waering socks

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a man walked into a bar and ordered a beer. The Bartender says okay, here you go.

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Why did the black man fall down? A guy pushed him.

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Stripper went to strip club to ask for work. - It was closed

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Why was the man afraid of the fish? He had ichthyophobia.

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"Good Morning, I'm Dr. Pepper" "Like the drink?" "Huh... yes... just like the drink" Would you mind to sit right here Mr..... "Nike" "Oh, just like the shoes" "How do you dare!"

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Why Cant michael J Fox draw a perfect circle? Because he is dying of Parkinson's disease.

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