Two men are walking down the street. They both don't make eye contact and continue walking.

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A man walks into a bar. He has a nice drink and leaves.

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What did the librarian say to the rude man who was talking very loudly? The librarian said "shhh keep it down."

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What's worse than a fake bomb? Do I really have to answer that?

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What do you calk a dirty mexican? a hard working gardener

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what did George Washington say to his men before crossing the Delaware river? Get in the boat.

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Kid 1 "Man this is the hardest poop i've ever taken." Kid 2 "Maybe it's because you ate the Happy Meal toys." Kid 1 "You know what? I think you're right. Commotion ensues as the toilet bowl fills with blood as the action figure has cut the inside of his large intenstine. He is screaming in pain. Kid 2 reacts quickly getting him to the hospital just making it in time before Kid 1 passes out. Thankfully he survives but has to get shrgery. Meanwhile, the family dog Buster decides to drink the blood poop water from the bowl and dies from poisining.

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Why did the student fail his test? He forget to study for it the night before.

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why did the elephant cross the road? It was the chickens day off

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What's black and white and red all over and can't go through a revolving door? A nun with a spear stuck in her head.

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*The doctor walks in* Knock knock. Whos there? Doctor. Doctor Who?

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what did little johnny get his grandfather for christmas?nothing his grandfather died on thanksgiving

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What happened when Glen jumped off a building? The rope snapped his neck. He died.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, MAKE ME EAT LEMONS, I ATE U!

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how do you know when you've had too much to drink? . . . when you're dead.

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Ice cream rules kids are great how thinks of this? Michael Jackson

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What did Santa Claus get for Christmas? Santa isn't real.

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Josh brown loves Jessica Potts from Dylan xoxo

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What can a pizza do that a Jew can't? Pizzas can't do anything, so the answers are infinite.

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A black guy, a Mexican, an Arab and a white guy walk into a room and embrace cultural diversity.

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Yo momma so fat she has more chins than a Chinese phonebook. Chins in a phonebook? I don't get it.

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My mom always said that jumping in a pile of leaves was fun! That was before a 20 foot long iguana bit her head off...

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends on how hard you throw them.

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Whats the difference between right and left? I stabbed your mom with my left hand.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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