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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is Michael Jackson bad at chess ? Because he is dead.

What is black and blue and doesn't like sex? The 6 year old in my basement.

If your yacht is if moving at 50 knots per hour in a wind tunnel how many leprechauns can you fit in a chamber? Even, because purple is attracted to bestiality.

Person 1: Why does food from Subway taste so good? Person 2: I don't know, why? Person 1: Because their ingredients are fresh. Person 2: Um, OK? Person 1: Yeah, it's all under 18. Person 2: Shit...

Have You Ever Seen Stevie Wonder's New House? No.. Neither Has He.

How do you kill a blond? Stab her repeatedly in her throat

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -Jehovah's Witness. Have you heard the word of God?

What do you call a dog without a bone? Floppy.

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Redcunt? You got to try being nicer if you want a proper answer

tea with milk?

Q: How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? A: None. Woodchucks do not have opposable thumbs and cannot grasp or throw anything, so the point is moot unless they evolve thumbs for the sole purpose of chucking wood.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because the monkey has a very weak cerrebellum.

Math Problem: John has 32 candy bars. He eats 28 of them. What does he have now? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

why did the woman walk into the kitchen? i don't know, but the better question is why she left in the first place.

if you have 2 apples and 3 oranges in one hand, and 4 oranges and 1 apple in the other, what do you have? very large hands.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? At age two, she contracted an illness that left her blind, deaf, unable to speak, and was considered backwards of intelligence. She lived in a dark and hopeless world of her own, rendering her unable to do anything, let alone drive.

why was the cream sad? he was frozen and turned into a popular dessert

Hey i just met you and this is crazy but your adopted banana

A:Whats the air speed velocity of a swallow? B:What an african or English swallow? A:Well I don't know that.

A priest a rabbi and the dalai lama walk into a bar. They decided to order the hotwings...... Why do u care??? : )

You remind me of something What? Monday Why? Nobody likes you

What did the child say after the priest touched him? Thank you for the ashes Father, have a blessed Lenten season.

What's worse than finding a knife in your car? Finding a car in your knife.

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