- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Jeez Bill, how drunk was I last night? You took my pet parakeet, threw it at my daughter's piggy bank and yelled "ANGRY BIRDS!!!!"

A fish walks into a bar. He proceeds to talk the bartender. "Blub blub blub" The fish sitting next to him whispers to the bartender. "What is he talking about." The bartender shrugs.

What's black, white, and red all over? And interracial man with multiple stab wounds.

Why did Poppy lose at sports day? Because she had a heart attack and died.

Why is Sophie incapable of Lifeguarding correctly? Because she only has limited use of all of her senses , especially hearing,

What is brown, creamy, and tastes like gravy? gravy.

Q: How many lightbulbs does it take to screw in a dog house, if your parents are a washing machine and a dryer? A: Trick Question, dog houses can't fly!

What do you call a over weight woman? Fat bitch.

what is green and has wheels grass i lied about the wheels

How does it change many dyslexics take to a lightbulb.

knock knock. who's there? no one. no one who? no one who?

The chicks at the bar last night were do hot. The girls weren't half bad either

Roses are c0ck violets are vag this joke is for george i like it like that<3xxxx

I used to say "I used to be an adventurer like you but then I took an arrow to the knee" like you but then I took an arrow in the knee.

Why couldn't the pirate go to the movies? He had scheduling conflicts

you give like i give lomain

What's black and white and red all over? The Nazi Flag in WW II

Keith figured gasoline burns, doesn't it? He was wrong.

Santa Claus, the Easter Bunny, and a Lepricon were driving 100 MPH towards a brick wall and crash into it. Who survived? No one, they all died due to the rate of velocity that the car was traveling at.

What did the man say to his wife while having sex? I don't know.

A small mexican boy saves up enough money to buy his very own skateboard. His mother is dead.

Guys, I think I'm gonna apply to join the Crips. My SAT score is a 2050, and their average score is a 2200. My GPA, however, is a 4.6, and their average is only a 4.2. Do you guys think that they will take me? Or should I try and apply for the Bloods?

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