Why did t chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock, knock. Who's there? The chicken

What did the man think as the foul baseball flew rapidly toward his face? Oh man, I thought my tickets were to an NBA game.

Three black men walk into a gas station and don't steal anything.

Knock knock? Who's there? Interupting Doctor? Interupting Doc... You have cancer

Why did you mom shop at Wal-Mart? She had a coupon

Why did a little kid's mom let go of his hand? John Wilks Booth shot her

"Good Morning, I'm Dr. Pepper" "Like the drink?" "Huh... yes... just like the drink" Would you mind to sit right here Mr..... "Nike" "Oh, just like the shoes" "How do you dare!"

Knock Knock Who's There Lettuce Lettuce who? Lettuce down the street building his new garage

What do you call a black man in church? Religious

When life hands me beef, I make lemon stew.

What did the three best friends say to eachother? We are all best friends

What did the prisoner get for Christmas? A lethal injection.

Q. How many men did it take to build a wall? A. None, the wall is already built.

What's worst than being stung by a bee? being stung by two bees. what's worst than that? The Holocaust. What's worst than that? being stung by three bees.

Your moms so fat she struggles to to everyday tasks

Why didn't the 1 month old chicken cross the road? Because by that time it's already a Mcnugget.

Dries Roelvink walks into a bar...

What's the difference between a cow? Trick question—cows eat carrots!

Ask me if i'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

flashback 2010 bears vs. packers vs. bears- why did'nt the packers want to go to soldier field? because they didnt want to pass another 6 flags!

Why did the black homeowner default on his house? He was paying significantly more in mortgage than the actual market value of the home, since he purchased his property before the housing bubble. He carried out a cost/benefit analysis and derived the conclusion that he was effectively destroying his own wealth by paying his mortgage bills.

What do you call someone who can legally murder? OJ Simpson

What is the answer to life, universe and everything? Nothing.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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