- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A guy walked into a bar a hundred years ago and but a pint of whiskey. He is dead now.?

Q: what's worse then stubing yout toe? A: getting raped by godzilla

Why are you on this sight? You're procrastinating. I am too

Whats black and flys out of a car? Pupies stuffed in a bag.

What time is it when you run out of ice cream? Time to get more ice cream.

What did the boy with cancer, no arms, and no legs get for his birthday? Nothing he was dead.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? I'm a talking banana; what more do you want from me?

How do you put your babysitter in jail? Kill your kid on her shift.

Gentlemen, when she says no, she always means yes. Unless, of course, your rhetoric is of a sexual nature.

Ben: do you want to hear a joke. jack: yh go on then, i bet its funny. Ben: Your future.

what do you call ten white people on a bench ten white people sitting on a bench, possibly eating their lunch

Scenario: Two guys are out hunting. Two guys are walking and a one falls down. The other calls 911 and the guy still standing asks what to do. The person at the hospital told him to make sure his friend was dead, then heard a gunshot. The guy who called said "Now what do I do?"

Roses are red, Violets are blue, MAKE ME EAT LEMONS, I ATE U!

John had 50 candy bars and he ate 45 what does he have...... Diabeaties

roses are red vilits are blue get in the van or i kill you

Your mama's so fat.... Her cerial bowl came with a lifeguard

Yes

Want to hear a dirty joke? A pig fell in the mud…

Why didn't Joey play with the other kids on the playground? Answer: He was dead

Why did the rapper carry an umbrella? Because the weather report said there was a 90% chance of rain, and he didn't want to get his posh new coat wet on the way to the studio

What's the difference between a cow and some dirt? They're the same except for almost everything

Three drunk llamas wearing sombreros are walking down the street. They walk in silence, lost in their own thoughts.

I agree to the terms and conditions

Why did Jim go to the hospital? To get an autopsy.

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