A man walks into his cubicle and sits down. After a long day of work, he goes home and happens to die whilst eating dinner.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He had escaped from his farm and didn't understand the laws of jaywalking.

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Why did the chicken cross the road. Because most living organisms eventually cross some form path that is commonly known as a road. Roads are hard asphalt that is very good for cars and other wheeled road licensed vehicles.

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What did the biker do when he heard about Kony 2012? He became a social activist and did his part by contributing to the cause.

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Two girls are in a car together. The one in the drivers seat is texting while driving. The girl in the passengers seat notices this and tells her the she should put it away in case of a risk of a collision. She apologizes and puts it away and the two of them drive to the store unharmed and continued their normal day.

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What's orange and fluffy? Orange Fluff

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how do you keep an idiot in suspense. I dont' know he still hasn't told me

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What's worse; twelve babies in one trash can or one baby in twelve trash cans?

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Stop making fun of Stevie Wonder, you dont seen what he has.

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What's the easiest way to get a cat out of a tree? Call the fire department and allow them to safely reach the cat and properly extract it from the tree while you watch from below.

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There was a joke, one sentance, and no punchline.

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NO I AM NEROCHAN LEFT!

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Why didn't the new baseball cap fit little Tommy? Because Tommy was decapitated

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Your mom is so fat, that i don't think she's attractive anymore.

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Why was the fat man crying? He was sentenced to the electric chair for a murder he didn't commit.

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Sam murray got home after school one day, he siad hello to his father and possibly played some Avatar on the D.S

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why weren't all the jews wiped out in WW2 the gas bill was too expensive

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Hey, what do you call an absent-minded person? I'm sorry what did you say?

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What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They're all gone!

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How many fingers am i holding up? none, my hand got blown off in Vietnam

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What's louder than a cat stuck in a tree? A foghorn.

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If you don`t see a banner here, it doesn`t mean it wont come back to annoy you whenever it feels like.... P.S, Advertising helps us get rich while permanently harming your ability to focus, Please be understanding! PS: Why the hell do they use capital letters after you know, Commas? its, Weird!

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So a priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. They order some wine and have an enjoyable evening.

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Yo momma is so poor when she went to the bank the teller was like " you have no money."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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