Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he is quite wealthy.

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Why did the Indian cross the road? Trail of Tears.

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This boy. We shall call him George. George was skating down the street when he passed the market. George stopped and looked in when he saw this SWEET pair of shoes! They were priced for 20 bucks. So George rushed home and went to his dad who was mowing the lawn. "DAD DAD!" "what?" The dad said. "I FOUND THESE SWEET PAIR OF SHOES! Can you lend me 20 bucks?" His dad shook his head and George ran inside the house and went up to his mom who was washing the dishes. "Mom can you lend me 20 bucks for these sweet shoes?" His mom just looked at him funny and said, "No". Angry, George set off upstairs to his sister's room who was on the computer. "Sis can you lend me...." "GET OUT OF MY ROOM!!" She slammed the door in his face. George sighed and went to his room. But before he got to his door, he saw a 20 dollar bill on the floor. He picked it up and rushed to the store. Once he got the shoes he ran back home to his dad. "Dad DAD! Look at these.." He stopped and saw his dad that was under the lawnmower dead. George shrugged and went inside to his mom. "Mom mom! Look at these...." He stopped and saw that his mom was stuffed in the dishwasher, dead. George sighed and ran upstairs to show his sis. "Hey sis look at...." She was found with her head in the computer screen, dead. So George sighed and walked down to the living room. He plumped on the couch and wondered about how his family died. Then there was a knock on the door. George hesitated. It knocked again. He got up and went to the door. Opened it and out stood a penguin. He stared at the penguin. "What do you want?!" The penguin stared back. What did he say?????? Nothing penguins can't talk.

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Man goes to the doctors, says doctor, im depressed. ive tried everything but i just cant see the bright side of life anymore, it seems empty to me, like theres no point in existing. The doctor certifies the man as clinically depressed and alerts the relevant authorities.

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There's a cat, a dog, a rat and a goat... I don't know how the goat got in there?

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:O <===============3 :===========3 :======3 :===3 :3 It all makes sense now.

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Roses are red Violets are blue This poem is wrong As violets are violet

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How many women does it take to changed a light bulb? 12. 11 to form a committee and 1 to make her boyfriend do it.

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Roses are red Violets are blue If you are reading this Then it must be deja vu

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Why is Tommy dead? Because he died.

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"Why is Barney green and purple?" "Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way."

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Dyslexia ruels!

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who needs to get a different hairstyle to his boyo? josh roberts

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What happened when the Hispanic man dropped his Wollet? He picked it up

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Knock-Knock Who's there? Ketchup. Ketchup who? Ketchup-mustard.

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Why was the little boy laying on the ground unconscious? because I threw a fridge at him.

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Why the FFUUU did you go back? Because I broke something huur.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He than orders some drinks.

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Why was the black man killed? He committed a serious crime and was issued the death penalty.

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What did the litlle boy get for christmas? The toy which he could only dream about. His father got cancer.

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What's brown and seven feet tall? A door

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Why did the woman have an abortion? Because she was raped at the age of 17.

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roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, which is a serious mental disorder in which I have difficulty properly experiencing reality. It should not be confused with multiple personality disorder, which is a completely different disease with different symptoms.

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I will grant you one wish, but it sure as hell isn't coming true!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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