- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Where does Charlie Sheen Shop? Winners

Why do dogs bark? Idk why? Cause there dogs

Sally heard a scream in a dark room and went to go see who it was. Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Sally...

What's the difference between a clever trick and a computer programmer? A clever trick throws you for a loop, and a computer programmer throws you a for loop.

A man walks into a bar. He says ouch.

LET'S PLAY CARDS SHUFFLE THE DECK person with a deck-patio no please don't

Q: what did the old man do to the little boy in his dark cellar while babysitting on a stormy night? A: told him to hold a flashlight because the power went out and he needed to find his electric generator.

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How many Lepers does it take to screw in a lightbulb? People with leprosy should not be doing general house keeping.

Your mother is so fat that I would call her quite fat indeed.

what can jump higher than a tree? anything that can jump because everyone knows that trees cannot jump.

Why are black people afraid of chainsaws? Because chainsaws are powerful machines, capable of dismemberment and death when wielded by someone who wishes to cause harm

roses are blue viloets are red this poem doesnt make sense microwave

What did the apple say to the banana? Nothing, apples can't talk

A man walks into a bar. Another man becomes the Limbo State Champion.

What is the difference between a group of magicians and a cheerleading squad? One has a cunning array of stunts.

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Why did the officer arrest the black man? Because he suspected him of littering. ...and because he was black.

jasper walks into a bar, he sees an elephant and can't believe his eyes. he says "HORGWARSH!"

How many Anne Franks does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, cause she's dead.

you know its foggy outside when you step outside and its foggy outside.

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? Someone left the gate open.

So this chat, the talk on the phone was all a ruse?

AIDS is not a lifestyle it's a choice - and you chose wrong.

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