- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a horse with two legs? A kangaroo

[Set up] [No punch line]

What do the Africans have for breakfast? Nothing.

What did the man on the moon say? Nothing. He died because his supply of oxygen ran out.

What do you get when you put two landsharks together? Three landsharks.

Yo momma so stupid she scored poorly on her SAT's in high school. She couldn't graduate college and now works a dead end job as a waitress.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Irune. Irune who? Irune my life with all this red sand.

A blonde, redhead, and a brunette are about to be executed by a firing squad. Before they shoot the brunette, they ask if she was any last words. “Look, a tornado!” Then they shoot her.

Women's Rights

Stalin and Hitler went to Kmart to buy mini-toothpaste. Because they schleifen schlafanned on their way to the country club.

whats worse than getting caught by a teacher for chewing gum? getting kidnapped by a giant hawk.

If a large bear falls out of a tree, why would a giraffe also eat the cheese?

"Why is Barney green and purple?" "Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way."

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Why can't the blonde dial 911? The battery on her phone is dead and she needs to recharge it. (Good thing there's no emergency.)

What kind of movies do pirates like? They don't know, Somalia doesn't have much of a film industry.

What did batman say to robin before they got in the car Get in the car

Why did the little girl pull her hair out? She didn't, It's a side-effect of the chemotherapy.

How do you acquire a bomb? Go to the bomb store.

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Does it really matter?

Have you see stevie wonders house? No. Neither has he.

"bus driver pressed the horn at my mum and she stuck a finger up at him " Not the first time she's got the horn and shoved a finger up

Roses are red Violets are purple. I just realized that nothing rhymes with "Purple".

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