What happened when the Asian girl got a B on her report card? She committed suicide

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Q:How many Elephants can you fit in a Audi quatro? A:It just sits on a leaf and waits for the autumn... Moral: Just sits on a three and waits for it to turn into four.

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I've always hated people saying "last one there is a rotten egg" because don't you want to be a rotten egg so you don't get eaten?

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What would George Washington do if he was able to talk to all of America? Ask them to dig him up.

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Your mother is so morbidly obese that she greatly exceeds the necessary recommended serving sizes of each meal.

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roses are red violets are blue me + you =the perfect 2

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i have a black person in my family tree he's still hanginh

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How do you get 50 Babies into a phone booth? A blender How do you get them out? Doritos

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What did the french toast say to the french fry? I don't know, I don't speak french.

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roses are red grass is greener get in the bed and suck on my wiener

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A frog walks up to Steve, and says "Hey, Steve." Steve is terrified because a frog knows his name, and is walking.

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What's worse than a dead baby? Two dead babies. What's worse than that? Two dead babies nailed to a tree. What's worse than that? Two dead trees naild to a baby.

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Three blind mice go into a pub, but they are unaware of their surroundings so to derive humour from it would be exploitative.

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This guy went to the store because he needed potatoes. So he asked the clerk where the potatoes were at and she said "Isle fiveeeeeee!" So he went there and there were no potatoes ! hahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahhahahhahahhahahahahahahahahhahahahahahhahahahahahahahhahahahahahhahahajhahahahahhahahhahahhahahahahahahhaahhahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahhahahhahahahahhaahhahahahahahahahahahhahaahhahahahahahahaahhahahahahahhahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahhaahhahaahahahahahhhhahha

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A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

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Whats do Hispanics and Blacks have in common? They are both stereo-typically defined and thus the subject of many popular jokes.

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Why was Michael Jackson so bad at dancing? Because he had a broken leg.

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whats the differnece between a bag of dead babies and a ferarri? nothing ill never have either

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What does a cannibal do after dumping his girlfriend? Procedes with his long difficult hunt to find another companion who accepts him for what he is, without the fear of being eaten.

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Whats so funny about the women bringing fast food home for her family? Nothing shes a single mother who does'nt have time to make food between her two jobs.

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You need to trim these evergreens. Either they are getting low our my van is GROWING!

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too bad about that wild ball, you otherwise played a fantastic softball game

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Rylan Clark

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The diamond one below is hilarious.

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