What did the the water hose say to the man? Nothing, but the sight of water made the man thirsty and he drank to excess and died from dilution of his blood.

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How do you keep the crime rate down in a black neighborhood? Blow everybody up all at one time.

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im trying to thing of a good joke...oh wait i got one but only one... ok ready?...oh wait...i forgot it again

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Have you heard of the Armenian genocide? No? Me neither.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot. You racist.

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Why did the boy fall over? Because he got hit by a car. Follow forever.art7 on Insta.

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How did freedom die in Europe? It was shot in the chest with a rifle.

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Knock knock! Who's there? Joe Barkley. Joe Barkley who? ...

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Why did the man get go to sleep? He got hit in the face with a hammer.

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Wanna hear a joke about my penis? Oh wait I shouldn't tell you, it's too long

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A platypus walks into a bar. Why is there a butter knife in my basement?

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Once there was a giant Pringle. His family was dead, his wife committed suicide. So one day he was walking to work, when he met a genie! The genie granted him three wishes. The Pringle's first wish was to have lots of money. His second wish was to have his wife back. Before he could complete his wishing, he awoke in a hospital where he was hooked up to life support and was in severe pain. His wife wasn't really dead, but he was out drinking and accidentally walked across a motorway and got hit by a huge lorry.

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How many types of pure breed dogs are there in the world? 701

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Roses are red Violets are blue Grass is green Skies are blue

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Can a rabbit jump higher than a tree? Trees can't jump

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What did the dog say to the Jewish Rabbi? Bark

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Why did the little boy let go of his balloon? Because I was raping his face.

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whats better than 1,000,000 dollars? 1,000,001 dollars

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knock knock WHO'S THERE?! ARE YOU A SEX CRIMINAL?! NO ONE WANTS TO DO THAT TO YOU MUM!

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Joseph Coney could die... or worse... he could do anything but that....

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? Dave. Dave who? Dave proceeds to break into tears as his grandmother's Alzheimers has progressed to the point where she can no longer remember him.

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what did the cat say to the potato? meow

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Why do black people like Black Friday? They can get fairly expensive appliances for a very reasonable price.

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What do you get when a black man crosses a white man on the street? A black man and a white man on the street..

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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