What's the difference between a lawyer and a catfish? one's a scum-sucking bottom feeder, the other is a lawyer

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A husband and a wife were having a conversation: Woman: Why is the baby on fire? Man: I dont know. Woman: BUY ME SHOES!!!!!!

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Why did the cookie go to the doctor? Because he was eaten alive!!!

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Why are Pirates called Pirates? Because the word originates from the term Pirata which means 'sea attacker' in Latin.

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Watch me whip, watch me nae nae

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How was the copper wire invented? 2 Jews pulling on the same penny!

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I agree to the terms and conditions

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What did the man say to his wife while having sex? I don't know.

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why did the couple sell their house? their children were all raped and then murdered in it and they cant stand the memories

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Horse walks into a bar... Bartender says It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

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Why did the black man cross the road? He was chasing the chicken

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Q: Whats horny and likes your leg? A: My dog.

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What's the difference between apples and oranges? You can't wash a window with a spade.

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why did the feminist cross the road? to suck a dick

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Why did hitler cause the holocaust? YOLO

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i saw amango it splootered

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How many babies does it take to tile a roof? Depends how thinly you slice them

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Why did Susie fall off the swings? She had no arms. Knock! Knock! Who's there? Not Susie.

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What is black and white and has 4 wheels? A zebra, I lied about the wheels

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What do you call a black man with big cuts on his arms? You call an ambulance to help him!

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What did one muffin say to the other muffin? I don't know what they said, but one muffin, had a knife.

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What do you call a black man driving a plane? A pilot, you racist.

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A horse walks into a bar, the bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse being a horse and doesnt understand english is confused and scared by its surroundings it gallops away knocking over a few tables.

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Why do sharks swim in salt water? Pepper water makes them sneeze! Why do whales swim in salt water? They can't survive in fresh water.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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