- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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dad said he had to drop the kids off at the pool what does that mean mom? honey it means dad has to take a shit beacuase shit looks like retarded black kids with down sydrome

rozes r read violots r bue i cannt soell causse ima bliend

What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Nothing, he died.

My wife was diagnosed with cancer yesterday. Yeh I didnt find it very funny either.

why did the chicken cross the road? it wanted to why did the bubble gum cross the road? it was on the chickens foot

What has two legs and is red all over? Half a dog.

Knock Knock Who's there It's me open the door

A cheeseburger and fries walk into a bar. The bartender says "sorry, we don't serve lunch"

Did you hear about the man with the bicycle? He was 2 tired.

An Irishman walks into a bar. He died of alcohol poisoning that day

roses are red violets are blue the sugar bowls empty so is your head

How do you poop without it splashing? clench clench, release, clench clench, release, clench, release, clench, release.

Knock knock. Who's there? Bob, your neighbor. Okay, come in.

Chris is hairy

Fat? Jesse Z

How did the hairless cat braid its hair? It didn't, it was hairless. Also, cats do not have opposable thumbs.

Q: a man in a camry runs over his wife. who's fault is it? A: toyota and their breaks.

What happened when Johnny fell off of his bike? He suffered a very tragic and fatal brain hemorrhage resulting in a lower population by a minute percentile that is undetectable by the US Census.

Bugs dance, so do ants, Oh my glob it’s Adventure Time!

What did the homeless man find on the side of the street? A pile of dead babies.

What's it called when an abusive alcoholic father iguana has trouble connecting with his wayward teenage drug addict son iguana, while at the same time the mother iguana doesn't come home till late hours and constantly calls her daughter iguana a slut? Reptile Dysfunction.

Why didn't the pregnant, pro-choice woman have an abortion? It was a planned pregnancy.

What did Batman say to When they were heading to the Batmobile Robin get in the batmobile.

Why is our country going downhill? Because going uphill is harder.

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