roses are red violets are blue i smell meth abkfjbekfhbkfsdshjfbkhb

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dyslexia is like gingervitus except they are exactly alike in possible little ways with gigantic raging boners CC

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A blonde and a brunette were hanging onto the edge of a cliff for dear life. The brunette somehow found the strength to climb back up. The blonde was impressed, but had muscular dystrophy so she slipped and fell to her death.

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Yo mamas so fat she hates her life and the example she sets for her children.

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A mass murderer ran into a bar full of people. He first shot a man. What did the man say when the murderer shot him? Nothing, he was hit in the head and instantly died before he could say anything.

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One time i was in north philly and bought milk, then i came home and drank it.

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why does david stutter during meetings. because he smiles till his cheeks hurt

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A man said to a performer performin in a concert,"Go break a leg!". The performer did not respond because he is perfoming.

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Oh, go away

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Do you know why I am excited? I don't know I'm asking you.

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Your Mom The End.

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What did the cow say to the other cow? Moo.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have the Cadillac, Get the Guns

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Why did the boy fail the test? He had down syndrome.

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(Played Basketball for 15 years) I TOLD YOU I'D QUIT WHEN LeBron Gets A RING

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A red-head, a brunette and a blond are trapped on an island 10km from civilization. The red-head swims 1.5km's, but is to tired, so she swims back to the island. The brunette swims 3km's, but is too tired, so she swims back to the island. After watching the first two fail, the blond evaluates the situation and decides that she does not possess the swimming ability required to reach the 5km point (At which swimming back to the island becomes equally as far as swimming to civilization), and instead stays on the island and creates a signal fire out of bits of debris scattered on the island, getting rescued within hours.

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Why does Billy Mays yell? He doesn't, he's dead.

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You should get a new joke book............ because the newest edition has just be released

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Roses are red The grass is green I want you in my bed If you know what I mean.

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What's more funny than an anti-joke? A joke.

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Person1: Man I had the worst day ever. Person2: Worser than the holocaust.

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Knock, knock. After a couple minutes of waiting the man knows that no one is home and leaves.

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A black man sees a watch that he want. He then purchases it with his hard earned money.

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What makes George Michael gay? The fact he engages in sexual intercourse with other men.

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