Why are lawers are so scared of Jerry bryant? Because he bites

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? wheres my tractor

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side XD

Why did the black man go through the window of the house? He left his keys inside

Why was the chicken sad Thanksgiving

Why? Because.

What does? 42

Whats bad about being a black jew? You have to sit in the back on the oven.............

haha women's rights.....what a joke.

Say, "I have a really nice knock knock joke, but you have to start." To someone. They say knock knock You say who's there! and walk away.

Why was the little boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face! -Lets go Mets

Whats alive and drowning? your new born baby you just threw in the river

Why was the boy in front of the adoption center sad? He lost his lolly-pop.

Q: What's green and has four wheels? A: A green car.

What's more absurd than a goldfish astronaut? A jew that cares about palestinians

Whats worse than a man who has had a hard day at work, he goes to a bar and gets drunk, he goes home and beats his wife? I his wife was fat and had cancer

Why was the boy adopted........ because hes grandad

whats worse than having the flu? having cancer

Whats worse than Sandy Hook Massacre? 9/11

why did the boy fall off his bike? because his mum through a fridge at him

What do you call a duck playing a trombone? Hallucinations

When life gives you lemons you make orange juice so people will say "How the hell did you do that?"

Bill: Hey Bob guess what? Bob:What? Bill: your adopted

men, men like men= men+bed

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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