What did Batman say to Robin to get in the car? Get in the car.

a potato a chicken and a rooster ate a cat and you just wasted your time

What do you call a hamburger with nothing inside of it? A virgin.

What's the relationship between a frog and a building? They have nothing to do with each other so stop trying to figure out this query.

Why did the girl scream at old people? She had turrets. www.youtube.com/LouisGames www.twitch.tv/KiLM_Ghostz

What do a bike and a duck have in common? They both have handlebars except for the duck.

let me tell u a dirty joke a guy fell in the mud.

Q: Wanna hear a dirty joke? A: A kid fell in the mud.

What did the coat say to the dog? Nothing, the coat was inanimate

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a rabbi and a priest walk into a wall

Scrooge McDuck dives headfirst into his pool of gold coins... He breaks his neck from the impact of the landing and dies.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face?" The horse's mother had terminal cancer

Why did the cab driver talk about the Holocaust? Because he began to shart his pants while singing pocket full of sunshine as a royal blue pancake swerved across the terrain.

What did the boy say to the elders at the senior center? Dayum, you're all ugly!

What say the mirror if i look in it,? He died

everyone dislike the first joke on page one

Did you hear about the three black guys who got run over by a car? No? Neither did Ray Charles!

why can't johnny compete in the track race? because he has no feet.

WARNING: this is a black joke Why does everybody hate darth vader? he is all black

Bugsys back back back again with a brand new track cumming on megs back back back with a new boxing cap cap cap, stealing millions from banks having a wank coz hes a lanky cockney mong

A boy's parents buy him a Wii for Christmas. The boy hangs himself the next day because you need arms to play Wii.

What's worse than seeing Charlie sheen in a Turkish bath house? Watching the direct tv commercial for the 100th time today

What's the difference between unicorns and black people? Years of slavery.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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