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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't the lady answer the phone? She is deaf and mute.

Q:Why did the boy drop his ice cream? A: A terrorist threw a refrigerator at him then slapped the ice cream out of his hand

What happened to the boy who stalked the pretty girl? His father raped him and he died in a house fire induced by his overwhelmingly sick love for the taliban

What did the jew say to hitler? SURPRISE!! IM YOUR NEW DADDY

Q: Whats different about pizza and jewish people? A: Pizzas don't scream in the oven.

A kid walks into the car and the dad says, "Wear your seatbelt".

What happened to the girl that thought she was a mermaid? She drowned, humans can't breathe under water.

How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at him.

Why was the blonde so dumb? She had a severe case of dyslexia, which made it difficult to study.

Hey i just met you and this is crazy but your adopted banana

What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? A pilot.

IKR! and I hear rondo and wade were in a fight too!

What has hands but can't clap? - A Quadraplegic

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worse than Nickelback? Nothing. -Win G.

Everyone believes in something. If you believe "you'll have another drink," you may be an alcoholic.

Your mom is so fat her daily calorie intake is dangerously above the recommended 2000 per day.

How many apples do you end up with if your dog is a golden retriever who got raped by a giant scorpion? A jail

dont be races! be like mario he is a italian plumer , he works for a white princess , catches coins like a jewish guy and he jumps like a black guy.

An alligator crawled into a bar Animal control is promptly called and he is released in a nearby lake

a horse walks into a bar the bartender says "why the long face?" the horse does not say anything because its a horse and horses cannot talk.

What's Black, white, green, and red? To bloody zebras fighting over a pickle

dalas rof rezilitref taerg a si citsalp. Read it from right to left.

What happened to the child drowning in a pool? He was saved by the well-trained lifeguard.

Lol! The connection timed out. Double D`s they kill my back so I am gonna get them reduced someday, and sure because it gets really itchy otherwise.

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