What is worse than the holocaust paying taxes

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How do you kill a blonde? Stab her with a knife.

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A dancer walks into a barre

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Why can't Benitio Mussolini win the war? Becuase he's dead.

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A little boy was walking down the street when a strange looking van stopped next to him and the man driving asked the little boy where he lived, where his mother was, and if he wanted a puppy because he had some in the back seat.... The boy proceeded to enter the van. The man then handed the child a puppy and promptly drove the boy home.

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Why was the blind man bored? - He was in a coma

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Why did Billy kill Joey? Joey had sex with Billy's wife... and Billy wanted revenge.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says 'Why the long face?' The horse says 'My alcoholism is destroying my family.'

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"Knock Knock." "Who's there?" "I am." "Okay, come in."

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Q. Why did the man walk away from his wife? A. Because he wanted to walk away from his wife.

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What colour is a black man in a freezer black

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What do you call five black me pushing a car? "Very nice young men who helped me when I broke down," according to my grandmother.

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I know that a lot of people don't like morbid jokes, for it isn't everybody's cup of liquidized dead baby.

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Just aids, and gonnoreah, and... Jk, I wont type it here, and I am not "suffering" from nothing, its a condition, it can be a struggle, and yeah it could turn fatal, on the bright side its not contagious (its genetics, flawed genetics) but on the bright side, so far chances are greater of me dying from a giant meteor falling on me as I sleep, than from this... Not disease, genetic flaw, take it from a guy that was born without toenails, has two eardrums and some weird tiny holes on his ears (I can send you a pic of those tiny weird holes, they are not weird, kinda cute I been told and can say so myself) so you calm yet?

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if you have 5 oranges and 15 ice cubes, how many pancakes can you fit on the roof? red, because aliens dont wear shirts.

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what does pedobear get for christmas ? nothing he's the one giving love to all kids .

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Did you hear about the guy that had his entire left side cut off? He's all right now. Dead but all right.

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What did the frog say when it was attacked? Ribbit.

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what do you call an animal thats black and white and red all over? an elephant

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was Hellen Keller.

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how to you mess with helen keller? Re-arrange her furniture

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Where did Little Johnny go when the bomb hit? Everywhere.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he had legs.

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What does a Cuban do when he gets a flat tire? He pulls over and replaces it.

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