- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a pig that knows karate? A pig, because even if a pig could learn karate its still a pig.

A grandfather clock fucked my bicycle!

What happened to the woman driver who drove to Tesco? Due to the pleasant traffic conditions, she arrived slightly earlier than expected and she finished her weekly shop in forty minutes. She returned home, once again in good traffic and ate a delicious lunch of sausages and chips.

the awkward moment when you kill everyone in school and blame it on the fat kid

Do you know why this joke isn't funny. It's punchline is bad.

Your mom is so retard that she needs "special help" from medical professionals. :3 <33

Three men were on a plane. One chucked an apple out the window. Unfortunately, due to the low pressure outside, all the men were sucked out the window.

Wanna know a secret? I didn't read or agree to the terms and services

Q. What do you call a man with a shovel in his head? A. An ambulance due to the fact that he has a rather serious head wound.

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

What did the fat kid eat for dinner? Salad, he's on a diet.

What do you call a black teen on Maury Povich? A mother.

Me:Oh wait, I got a joke! Friends:Oh boy, what is it? Tell us! Me:..my grandma died.. Everyones silent Some random guy:Oh haha, I get it! Me:Shut up, you have no friends. Some random guy: Oh........

How can you ruin someone's day? Tell them their mother has cancer. No really, I found out my mom has cancer a week ago.

Q: Why shouldn't you walk under a ladder? A: Because it could fall on top of you. Be a reasonable human being and just fly OVER the ladder.

Why did the kid get a bicycle for his birthday? Cause his father is a respectable parent who loves his child.

what happend when 3 white guys and 3 black guys try out for a basketball team? They all made it because you need 5 people on the team and it is good to have an extra person on the team in case some one gets hurt, fouled out, late for the game or dies.

Whats white and sticky? Glue.

Whats the best part about having sex with 25 year olds? There 20 of them.

What burns like hell? Gonorrhea.

What's worse than dropping you're ice cream? Getting your face mauled off by a German Shepard.

Why did the man kill his friend? How am I supposed to know

Steve asks Dave if he likes fish sticks. Dave says yes. Steve asks Dave if he likes to put fish sticks in his mouth. Dave says yes again. They both agree to buy some, prepare them, and eat them, as fish stick are tasty, convenient, and mildly nutritious.

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