- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's black and sits at the top of the stair case? Stephen hawking in a house fire.......

Why did Lucy fall off the swing set? Because she died. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Lucy.

What's a pirate's favorite video game? Pirates lived in a time before such technology existed

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding out your boyfriend's gay

whats worse than getting hit whit a baseball? getting hit by a train

What's the difference between a good anti joke, and a bad anti joke? There literally is no good anti joke.

What is the opposite of a joke ? Racism

hey i just met you and this is crazy but here is my gun so get in the van

What do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangaroo? Don't be ridiculous. First of all, scientifically this is near impossible and secondly, what use would a kangaroo with wool be? Sheepdogs would become obsolete and they would be a nightmare to shear. Imbecile.

A good antijoke? Going to the last few pages of the "Popular" antijoke section....

Wanna hear a joke? Me neither.

Why couldn't the blonde have kids? She had Ovarian Cancer.

Knock Knock -Who's there? No one -Ok

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being chased by a pack of wolverines and decided the best idea was to run away, and this decision just happened to involve him crossing a road.

Why did the Asian student do well in school? Because he worked hard and studied everyday

Roses are red , Violets are blue You little dumb ass bitch Ain't fuckin' with yoouuuuuu

How do you poop without it splashing? clench clench, release, clench clench, release, clench, release, clench, release.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got a gun, get in the van.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the cock was on the other side.

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

Why can't bob fix it? I through a frige at him.he died.

There were two bagels sitting on a table in Denny's. One bagel turns to the other and says, "So how did that job interview go?" The other replies, "It went great, thanks".

roses are red, violets are blue, im a bad poet, text me. LMFAO

Q: How do you get a blonde out of a tree? A: Throw a moneky at her

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