Dick Cheney That's the joke

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How does a black guy in debt make money fast at the bank? He applies for a loan and conscientiously works hard to pay off the loan in turn, which he was lucky enough to get at a low interest rate.

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Q: Why couldn't Billy breathe? A: Because when the truck ran over him his lungs were crushed.

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How do you make a boy cry? Pour soup on his head.

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my own dog bit my penis off, it was then put down. it was the worst day of my life.

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I dont think i could ever stab someone, I can barely get a straw through a capri sun

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Q: Why was six afraid of seven? A: seven raped six's mom

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A bar walks into a man

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What's black and white and red all over and can't turn around in an elevator? A nun with a spear through her back

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, horse, we don't serve your kind here." The horse turns around and walks out. 10 minutes later, the horse returns. "Hey horse," says the bartender, "I said we don't serve your kind here!" The horse turns around and walks out. 10 minutes later, the horse returns. "Hey horse, are you deaf? I said we don't serve your kind here!" The horse turns around and walks out, knocking over a stool with his tail.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue if something smells bad, its gotta be you! Roses are red this much is true but violets are purple not f***ing blue!

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Why did the boy jump of the cliff? He was following the others

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what is big white and hurts when it falls on you out of tree? A refrigerator

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Why did the booger throw a fit? Because it was getting picked on.

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What happens when a man goes to college? He gets a degree and graduates most of the time or he fails miserably.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure

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What do you call a Mexican that crossed the border. An Illegal Immigrant.

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roses are red violets are blue i bribed a hobo to eat my poopoo

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Roses are red,Violets are blue, Who the hell are you,Get the hell away

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What sits on a shelf and says hey im a book? A person who thinks hes a book.

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How many dyslexic people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Filing cabinet.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because he was forced, along with thousands of his poultry counterparts, on a march to meet their imminent death at a mass slaughterhouse. Upon being beheaded and processed, the meaty corpse was delivered to a local grocery store and cooked into a wholesome family dinner.

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Why was i sad when 4 black people in a cadillac fell over a cliff. The car blew up...

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What human can fly without holding any thing (exept cloths i dont like inapropeate jokes i dont know it a very intresting quesiton

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