Cleveland sports, lebron james' ever receding hairline

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Going up to someone and saying, "my mom is dead and my dad tryd killing himself, can i have a ride home?"

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what did the robot say to the centipede? "Stop being a centipede!" It's funny because the robot doesn't have any arms.

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What is the one thing you can never steal back? Your viginity.

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Why was the fat guy so sad? Because he knew he would die sooner or later, just like every other human being

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How do you make a hormone? Modify bacteria using recombinant DNA technology.

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A boy asks his teacher for a eraser....he was given a blue pen. Turns out he was in space.

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Lukas: can i have a cigarette? Scott: i dont know can you? lukas: may i? Scott: NO

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What's worse than seeing another antijoke with "The Holocaust" punchline repeated? The Holocaust.

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My grandfather died in a concentration camp. He fell off a guard tower and broke his neck.

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person 1. Did you here about the black guy who went to college? person 2.no person 1. either have i whats ironic is that they are both black

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Why did the boy fall over? Because he got hit by a car. Follow forever.art7 on Insta.

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Q: Why did the white mother with a newborn baby lock her car doors? A: Because a black guy walked by.

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like if your cool

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One night, a man dreams that he is a bird that can fly into outer space. The next day the man finds out that his son is a homosexual.

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Why didn't gram-pa give his grandson a Birthday present? Because he had Alzheimer's and forgot about him.

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What's big, black, and impossible to swallow? A parking lot. Among many other things.

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a pan of muffins comes out of the oven one muffin says "hey im really burnt" another muffin says "oh my gosh! a talking muffin!"

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Why was segregation made Illegal? because its more fun to break the law

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Why wouldn't joey pay attention in class? Because he was being raped by a grizzly bear.

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Can a rabbit jump higher than a tree? Trees can't jump

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What did John say to Paul before they entered the car? "Paul, get in the car."

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Why is the old lady crying? I threw a fridge at her.

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What can be smooth but also rough? Endoplasmic Reticulum

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