Why was Cinderella so bad at ball? Isn't that sexist, making assumptions about Cinderella's sports capability when you have never seen her play sports before (because she is a fictional character) and then asking why this is true when you have no proof that it is in fact true? But I would guess the correct answer is (if she is bad at ball in the first place) that she never played ball before. Think about it. Why did you have to ask this question at all? Isn't it obvious?

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"Knock Knock." "Who's there?" "I am." "Okay, come in."

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What's the difference between a microwave and hamster? They're both furry except for the microwave

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Roses are black, Violets are black, I'm blind.

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A white guy, a black guy, an asian guy, an indian sit together. Canada

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If life gives you lemons, You throw them as hard as you can at the nearest stranger. If life gives you melons, You're probably dyslexic.

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Why do giraffes have long necks? To connect their bodies to their heads.

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a man was beating his wife his wife asks him to stop he says no and continues beating her

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What do a turtle an a bird have in common? They both fly except the turtle

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what do you do when you see a black man limping across your frontyard? you stop laughing an reload.

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what looks about a computer which has two wheels? a bike. i lied about the computer...

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"Knock knock!" "Who's there?" "Red." "Red who?" "Red any good books lately?" Suddenly, the séance lost credibility.

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What's better than a stick? A stone

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Q: What's worse than a pile of dead babies in a truck? A: A pile of dead babies in a truck with one alive in the middle eating his way out.

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1 little monkey jumping on the bed, he fell off and hit his head. Momma called the doctor and the doctor said, "Your son died of a concussion."

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What is wrong with being a black Jew? You have to sit in the back of the oven.

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Want to hear a joke? No.

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How does a black guy in debt make money fast at the bank? He applies for a loan and conscientiously works hard to pay off the loan in turn, which he was lucky enough to get at a low interest rate.

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Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? He needed money to feed his family and to pay for his daughter's college education.

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Why did the Pakistani man cry when the Nigerian man was killed in a terrorist attack? They were lovers.

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Why did the kid lose his nose? because his brother chopped it off with an axe.

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How many mentally challenged beings does it take to screw in a light bulb? Well one couldn't do it so adding more to the equation will only make it worse sir.

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Roses are red, Violets are purple, not fucking blue.

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Knock Knock... Who's there? Nine... Nine who? Nine Eleven.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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