- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mama so fat she often lays awake at night wondering if you father is happy with their sex life. He isn't.

wanna hear a joke? i dont like kids wanna hear a lie? im typing with two hands wanna hear a another? my hand isnt on my weiner

what's inflation? a hollow cost.

A jew walked into a bar Hitler said.... A jew walked out of a concentration camp

You know you're a redneck when you come from a rural area and behave as such.

A classic (apologies if it's been posted before): A woman was riding the bus home after a day of shopping. Suddenly she jumped up, shouting "may aspirins! My aspirins!" The driver replied: "You probably left them on the counter at the drugstore."

stinky boner

Knock Knock Who's There No-one your not very popular

It's likely that very few people will read this.

A grandfather clock fucked my bicycle!

Roses are red My balls are blue Get off Unless You want too

Why did the chicken cross the road? it doesn't matter, it got turned into KFC before it crossed.

Q: Why was the little boy late for school? A: His face was stapled to a wall.

Your mothers so stupid she is retaking her college courses so she can get a better job and support her family.

What do you get when you cross a badger and a paper bag? The badger is cross of course but the bag is inanimate and can't be angered.

Doctor: Why the long face? Elephant Man: That's not my face that's a tumor.

A my dog was a rappa. He recorded a hit. But it had no lyrics, because he is a dog.

- Knock, knock. -- How many dead babies does it take to cross the street and walk into a bar? - That's an odd question to ask to a visitor. -- Your mom.

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick.

Bill: Hey Bob guess what? Bob:What? Bill: your adopted

what is purple and smells like poop? very weird looking poop

Joseph Coney could die... or worse... he could do anything but that....

A paraplegic walks into a bar.

roses are black violets are black i am blind

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