- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's gay black & Jewish? The Ku Klux Klan

What's easier than a whore? Doesn't matter, your mom's a whore either way.

How do you know there's an elephant in your refrigerator? Look at your refrigerator.

how to you mess with helen keller? Re-arrange her furniture

Q Why did the chicken cross the road? A Because it couldn't fly

What do polar bears have that no other animal has? Polar bear babies.

A banker makes some poor economic investments with other people's money. turns out the people can never get the money back. the banker walks away like nothing happened. the government does nothing to prosecute the man. Somewhere in there his wife leaves him.

What's a worse place to be besides the friendzone? On your grandmas lap crying because your parents just died in a car crash.

So three black men walk into a bank, one of them uses the ATM, they all proceed to the exit after he is done.

Where do cows go in their free time? burger king.

Why did the teenager take a shower? Because she was brutally raped by a serial rapist and felt dirty. Unfortunately for her, she was unaware that she was washing off the prints from her body and the rapist was never found

How many squirrels does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Who cares? Why would a squirrel need to change a lightbulb?

Who has a higher pitched voice than the average man? A woman.

Why does everybody look at the foreign boy strangely? Because he was ugly

Cripples are lame.

How many black people does it take to tar a roof? Just one. Unless he wants to do it in a shorter amount of time and calls a few friends to help him.

Whats worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse then two bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse then the holocaust? Three bee stings.

What happened to the boy with no family? He died in a tragic car accident along with his family

What's black and sits at the top of the stair case? Stephen hawking in a house fire.......

WELCOME TO THE GARLIC BOYS SHOW! So kids, what are we gonna eat today? POTATOES! FUUUUUUU! Moral: You say tomata, I say WROOOOOOOONG, you say cheap I say your mother.

A mother and her child run into the store... The mother opens the door, so the child does not run into the store again.

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