How did the black man get a nice car? He spent 8 years of his life getting a doctorate so he could be hired at a job that will pay for his desired vehicle.

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If life hands you melons you might be dyslexic

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Q: Why does Billy get bullied at school? A: Because he has Down's Syndrome

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Why did Jenny fall off her bike? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Jenny

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knock knock who's there ... '*Opens the door slowly* SUPRISE BUTT SEX!

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What's the difference between a pelican? 28, because elephants have 4 legs.

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If people are freaking out about this Kony guy I cant wiat to see the look on their faces when they check in my crawl space.

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How do you help a one-armed man down from a tree? Wave.

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A Mexican and a black man are in a car. Who's driving? The black man, because he was the designated driver for the night and was being helped by his good friend, Paco the Mexican, to quit his alcohol addiction. The AA meetings and rehab clininc were failing and he had lost his job. Jamaal, the black man, is now attending night school and holding down a part-time job at his local Baha Fresh. paco is very proud of him.

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roses are red, no one gives a shit, get back in the kitchen and bring me my chicken dips!

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What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

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Why does everybody look at the foreign boy strangely? Because he was ugly

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What make's a constuction worker drop's his hammer? MC Hammer moves.

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whats the difference between a frog and a toad ones a frog

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Joey: hey bobby who you talking to? Bobby: oh yeah I forgot to tell you your mom died.

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You know what's real bullshit? That stuff that comes out of a bull's ass.

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Two Jews walk into a pub. They don't order a ham sandwich.

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What happened to the pleasure robot he pleasured someone in the pussy

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knock knock come in

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Variants: :) I will always assist you in whatever you want. :( I want to kill you all by myself! Sense? Non? Fuck? Mind? Fission Mailed? Impossible Mission.

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What do you get when you cross an elephant with a giraffe? A really f*cked up hybrid.

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Whats hard and long and used to penetrate women? A hypodermic needle.

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Where did Jenny go after the explosion? Everywhere

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Why can't Hellen keller drive? Because she's a woman.

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