Why does Greg steal? Because he is a thief He is also scouse!

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What's the difference between an iPhone and a Samsung Galaxy? Google it, there are many differences.

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A man in a wheelchair walked into a bar. No he didn't.

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Roommate 1: I want to make food but I'm not going to Roommate 2: Why not? Roommate 1: Because I'm tired and lazy.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme But this one doesn't

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What is funny about a man who chews tobacco? Nothing, the man was diagnosed with mouth cancer at a young age and got his jaw removed, he was very upset.

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what is worse than gay sex wiping your ass with sandpaper

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There is a mom a dad and a son, they walk into the museum and the dad is in the bathroom.

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Roses are grey Violettes are grey I am colour blind And I suck at rhymes

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What's worse than the holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

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Why did the black man go to jail? He stole some rice.

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star wars kid

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What happens when you fire a machine gun clip into a jew? You are convicted on first degree murder, and most likely sentenced to jail because you can't afford a good lawyer. Orange jumpsuits are uncomfortable.

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Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Ok good, just checking. It would be a shame for your perishable foodstuffs to go bad.

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A frog and a toad eat a pie and then realize it is weird and then die.

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My wife asked me to prepare our son for his first day of school. He's a ginger so I punched him in the face, and stole his lunch money.

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Why was segregation made Illegal? because its more fun to break the law

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Think of a number, add it by 7, subtract it by 2, and multiply it by 4. Now close your eyes, isn't it dark?

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How do you stop a bus? You try to wave down the bus driver, they're usually nice people who will stop for you if you put in some effort and act appreciative.

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Why did the man have sex with other men? Because he was homosexual.

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Roses are potatoes Violets are potatoes I like potatoes Potatoes.

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awkies when jamie and jacob hook up, and u have to tell the dog..i maen danni that this has been going on for 2 months

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Why did the man not get his licence He was blind

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Why did the baby cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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