- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't the policeman stop the bank robbery? He wasn't there

Haikus are simple but sometimes they don't make sense refrigerator.

Knock knock. Whos there. Your landlord. Your landlord who? Bitch, i'm here with your eviction notice you haven't paid rent in weeks

why do some people of all races enjoy American foods? Because they can be extreamly delishus and satisfying to eat. Why dont some people of all races enjoy American foods? Because then we would all be too big to fit on earth.

Guy walks into a bar. He orders a drink called "Vampire poison". The bartender gives him the drink. The man drinks it and dies. No he was not a vampire, he was just a man with a history of heart failures.

Have you ever seen the movie called "The Tourist"? No

knock knock WHO'S THERE?! ARE YOU A SEX CRIMINAL?! NO ONE WANTS TO DO THAT TO YOU MUM!

Why is my penis so small? No, seriously, can anyone tell me?

Why was segregation made Illegal? because its more fun to break the law

Did you hear about the man who played the lottery? He lost.

A man walked in the kitchen with a gun. He made a sandwich.

Whats worse tan finding a worm in your apple? Being touched by Michael Jackson

What happens when you die? Your body gets decomposed by bacteria

A man walked into the woods with alzheimers......pancakes

what did the cat say to the potato? meow

A Muslim walks into a bar. No-one survived the blast.

Only people of high intelligence can laugh at anti jokes.

what's the difference between a pound of liver and vomit? £3.24

Have you heard the one about the blonde and the bear? No. Me neither.

How did the dead baby cross the road? It was stapled to the leg of a chicken.

Roses are blue, Violets are red, I have to go to the bathroom now...

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she has no arms

Life is like the Titanic. You cruise along on course and everything is great -- until you hit an iceberg and 1,517 people die.

How do you have se with hellen keller? Very sweetly

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