- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs, floating in the ocean? A victim of the increasingly violent Mexican drug cartels.

Why aren't there any painkillers in the jungle? because of the unethical and unscrupulous practices of big pharma

What's white and sticky.... Jizz

What was the only reason a ginger ever won in a fight? It was against a Dementor.

Your mom is so fat, she had a heart attack and died. It was very sad and she will be missed.

what did the chickpea say to the raison when he got called big but? Atleast i dont have a stick up my but.

What did one new born baby say to the other new born baby.? Babies don't have teeth therefore they are unable to talk.

rock-a-bye baby on the treetop When the wind blows The bass will drop!

Billy and Joseph are playing Rock paper scissors. Billy says paper. Joseph proceeds to throw a rock as hard as he can at Billys face and sends him to the emergency room where he was later diagnosed with terminal testicular cancer.

What does the Priest say to the little boy? Size doesnt matter

i think dylan is turnimg gay for amy

Q: whats red, spins, and screams? A: a baby in a blender

whats brown and has wings? a stick, i lied about the wings bit

What did the girl tell her abusive boyfriend Girl: You broke my heart! Boyfriend: I'm gonna break your face.

Everyone text/call Mrs. Butt Hemingworth for a free pint of her delicious marmalade! Serious inquirers only. 832 704 1331

Why is Timmy afraid of x-rays? The last time Timmy had an x-ray, the radiation was too much for him, giving him terminal cancer, which also explains why he will die in the next 24 hours.

a black man, a Jew, a Chinese man and a polar bear walk into a bar, the bar tender says sorry no animals allowed in the bar, so the polar bear left and the other three ordered some drinks and had a nice time

One day Rebecca Black was driving down the street in a brand new convertible Luckily a policeman pulled her over after observing that she was far too young to be driving a car. Underage driving is a serious offense and should not be endorsed in music videos.

A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

What is the best part about being a rapist? The orgasms.

Whats the difference between a black man and a white man? the pigment in their skin.

Jennifer Kim... having a boyfriend!

Chuck Norris does not get sick; He only gets sick when his immune system is weak.

What is blue and has wheels? Grass- I lied about the colour and the wheels.

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