kara is funny she loves her money so she buys a bunny for her honey

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golf is so gay i mean look at what they name the different clubs 3 wood 4 wood 5 wood 6 wood just give it a beat and you got a catchy song

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What's a Mexican's favourite sport? Cross-country running.

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Q: What do you get when you mix root beer with a cloud? A: Nothing, you idiot.

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I've got a fever, and the only prescription is more ibuprofen...

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A Chinese, American, and German were all on the a boat sinking off the Border of the U.S. So the American called the U.S Coast Guard and they were rescued and taken to a nearby hospital. Two of the three members are still alive today and haunted by the memory of that day.

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Q: Why do all Asians have small penises? A: They don't.

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What is the one thing you can never steal back? Your viginity.

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What is the difference between a person with Alzheimer's and Aids? 24!

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"Why did Jim Jones put cyanide in the People's Temple Flavor Aid?" Because he understood that adding sugar would be bad for their teeth.

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What does and elephant and me have in common. Everything, I am an elephant.

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How many ADD kids dose it take to screw in a light bulb? one; the attention deficit disorder dose not take away the ability too screw in a light bulb.

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how many people does it take to change a light bulb....... none..................its stilll bright

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How many dead babies can you fit in an oven? Depends on if you put them in the blender first.

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how do stick a dead baby into a blender and why???????? feet first so u can see the reaction on top.

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FUCK YOU

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Q. Why hasn't LeBron won a ring? A. Throughout his career, he has been placed with incapable teammates, thus leading to unsuccessful results. However, recently, he has been placed with individuals valid pod achieving such a goal.

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Q: What did the Rabbi say to the butcher? A: "Do you have the time?"

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Why was the young girl sad? A doctor told her that due to the fact that she was recently raped, she contracted AIDS.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To warn people on the other side that the sky was falling Why did the cow cross the road? Cause he had madcow disease Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? Cause he's Chuck Norris Why did the Mexican cross the road? He was on his way to America Why did the black man cross the road? He was just running to his car you racist.....after he had robbed the bank Why did the horse go to the other side of the field? He liked green grass

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haha women's rights.....what a joke.

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Q. What do you call a blonde in a library? A. Lost.

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why did the monkey fall? he got hit by a train

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What's more absurd than a goldfish astronaut? A jew that cares about palestinians

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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