Q: Wanna hear a dirty joke? A: A kid fell in the mud.

let me tell u a dirty joke a guy fell in the mud.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face?" The horse's mother had terminal cancer

HELLO EVERYONE

Scrooge McDuck dives headfirst into his pool of gold coins... He breaks his neck from the impact of the landing and dies.

Why did the cab driver talk about the Holocaust? Because he began to shart his pants while singing pocket full of sunshine as a royal blue pancake swerved across the terrain.

a rabbi and a priest walk into a wall

everyone dislike the first joke on page one

What's the difference between unicorns and black people? Years of slavery.

Bugsys back back back again with a brand new track cumming on megs back back back with a new boxing cap cap cap, stealing millions from banks having a wank coz hes a lanky cockney mong

A boy's parents buy him a Wii for Christmas. The boy hangs himself the next day because you need arms to play Wii.

What's worse than seeing Charlie sheen in a Turkish bath house? Watching the direct tv commercial for the 100th time today

kara is funny she loves her money so she buys a bunny for her honey

golf is so gay i mean look at what they name the different clubs 3 wood 4 wood 5 wood 6 wood just give it a beat and you got a catchy song

how many people does it take to change a light bulb....... none..................its stilll bright

Q: Why do all Asians have small penises? A: They don't.

What is the one thing you can never steal back? Your viginity.

What does and elephant and me have in common. Everything, I am an elephant.

I've got a fever, and the only prescription is more ibuprofen...

Q: What do you get when you mix root beer with a cloud? A: Nothing, you idiot.

how do stick a dead baby into a blender and why???????? feet first so u can see the reaction on top.

FUCK YOU

How many dead babies can you fit in an oven? Depends on if you put them in the blender first.

Q. Why hasn't LeBron won a ring? A. Throughout his career, he has been placed with incapable teammates, thus leading to unsuccessful results. However, recently, he has been placed with individuals valid pod achieving such a goal.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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