- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How old am I? If you guessed correctly, you are psychic. If you guessed incorrectly, I will send flying gnomes to capture and torture you. Unless, of course, you are of a racial minority in which case nothing will happen to you because I am not racist. :P

A man is at the doctor's waiting to be examined. The doctor walks into the room and takes one look at the man. The Doctor says, "You will need to stop masturbating." The man looks at him and says, "What, why?" The doctor says, "so that I can examine you"

Why did sally fall out of the tree? Because sally was morbidly obese and uprooted the tree from underneath her subsequently causing her to splash violently on the ground. Why didn't sally get back up? Because the splash caused the earth to spin at 40000 rpm into the sun.

My cat just died.

Why did Schrödinger's Cat cross the road? It didn't

Can we still mine for gold in the American River? No, anyone seen mining for gold is considered a hobo and all the gold is cleared out by random people in the 17 century

A: How can you tell a tree is an aspen? B: 'Cause of the way it is.

What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown suit.

Q: What do Captain Jack Sparrow, Captain Crunch, Captain Morgan and Captain Kangaroo all have in common? A: They are all caucasian

What do you call a guy who likes men? Gay

What's 1+1? 69.

Why was the black man pulled over on his way to KFC? Because he ran a red light.

A white man/women works behing the counter at a 7/11

I like my coffee like i like my women ... With big titys

What does a banana and a helicopter have in common? Neither of them are a police officer.

A man decided it was time to quit his job so he put his 2 weeks in and went to look for another job.

Gary: Stick your tongue out and say "I live in a pirate ship" Bruce: sticks tongue out "I lib inna pile of shiiit."

What do you call a gay kid, a horrible singer, and has long hair for a guy? Justin Bieber

My grandma has this joke where she says "knock knock." I say "who's there?" She says "I can't remember" and starts to cry

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread!

Why was the Mexican man in the rich man's garden? Because he enjoys flowers.

What do Miley and Bill Ray Cyrus have in common? Half their DNA

What happened when the Asian girl got a B on her report card? She committed suicide

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