- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A horse walks into a bar, the bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse being a horse and doesnt understand english is confused and scared by its surroundings it gallops away knocking over a few tables.

What do you call a black man driving a plane? A pilot, you racist.

What did one muffin say to the other muffin? I don't know what they said, but one muffin, had a knife.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 brutally raped and murdered 8,9,10, and 11 along with their families.

Q. What happened to the dog when he was kick in the privates? A. Nothing he was neutered a year ago.

how many dicks can you fit into mia khalifa's ass

I couldn't afford haircuts so I purposely contracted cancer

Suck pussy

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Me either. Well, later. Later.

knock knock opens door WE DON'T WANT ANY!

How do you torture Helen Keller? Give her a cheese-grater and tell her it's a book.

Sarah Jessica Parker walks into a bar. Bartender asks her, "why the long face?". She tells him it's from her parent's genes.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple Finding 2 worms in your apple

What happened when the boy got sad He fell in a woodchipper

What did the Asian get on his math assignment? 56%, he forgot about it and passed it in a day late with a number of questions uncompleted.

A man walks into a doctor's office and says "Doctor, it hurts when I poke my leg like this!" The doctor replies "That because there's a knife in your hand."

how did sally die? she starved because she cant get in to get the nuggets.

A boy and his dad are in bed and his dad is telling him a story. And the cow told the farmer to get out of the bar. Now, what did the farmer say? Holy shit a talking cow!

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was forced by the man with a gun.

why did the guy laugh at everything he was high

Your momma soo fat.... that if she doesnt start exercising and eating right she will be more likely to get adult onset diabetes.

An Asian with a big dick.

What's worse than forgetting to charge your cell phone battery? Getting wrongfully accused and going to jail and get raped by inmates for the rest of your life.

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