- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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did you see stevie wonder's new guitar no neither did he

What do you call a mouse having sex? A spouse.

What did the statue say to the other statue? stat-you?

Why was the man afraid of the fish? He had ichthyophobia.

a man walks into a bar with a poodle stuffed halfway up his rectum... WHY ARE YOU WAITING FOR A PUNCHLINE!? MY GOD! THIS MAN HAS A DOG UP HIS ANUS!

your mother is so heavily obese, she became one of the 60 million individuals in America who are obese today.

why is your grandfather climbing up a pole? hes not

Why did the pregnant Mexican cross the border? Nobody knows. She was shot down on site.

Why did sally fall out of the tree? Because sally was morbidly obese and uprooted the tree from underneath her subsequently causing her to splash violently on the ground. Why didn't sally get back up? Because the splash caused the earth to spin at 40000 rpm into the sun.

How do you tell a crazy man that he is on fire? You're on fire.

What did the child say to the clown? For a professional entertainer, you're not that funny.

What did the farmer say to the chicken? Nothing, the farmer was arrested for having sex with a chicken.

Hook a finger from each hand in your mouth, now pull so your lips are tight and try to say "I was born on a pirate ship" I'm sorry, I can hardly understand you.

Can Anti-Jokes censor curse-word tenses? Fuck Fucking Fucked Fucks

what's black and hangs from a tree in my garden? a blackberry

An Asian, a redneck, an Irish, and an Iranian walk into a bar. All but the Iranian were asked to go back to the parking lot and park their car to take up only one space.

you go up your hole down your hole between your hole and you rock and roll

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face" The horse responds "My daughter has cancer"

what do u call a hairy cow? Harry

haha black people :D

Roses are red violets are blue shes for me not for u if by chance u talk my place ill grab my fist and smah your face

How many black people does it take to tar a roof? Just one. Unless he wants to do it in a shorter amount of time and calls a few friends to help him.

For 10 cents a day you can feed an African...they eat pennies.

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