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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse than going to jail for the rest of your life? Going to jail naked for the rest of your life.

What do you get when you cross The Incredible Hulk and King Kong? Two angry fictional characters.

Jim: Kevin, how old are you? Kevin cries because they are twins. His Brother was hit in the head with a bat yesterday and does not remember anything.

what did the chicken say when it crossed the road? you know. chickens arent the only animal that can cross roads! why can it be why did the racoon cross the roads? because that happens more frequently!

A man walks into a bar and orders four shots. Before the bartender asks "If it really is that bad of a day". The man says "Yea I need this shit". The next day the bar is overwhelmed with police and investigators. The bartender had emptied a revolver in the tired business man's face and vanished.

How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

What's oily and smells like smegma? Kevin Crummy

A man walks into a library and asks to borrow a book on suicide The librarian gives him permission and he leaves the library with the book in hand.

What do you call an armless legless man swimming? Dead

A horse walks into a bar. He politely holds the door for a young woman.

What is the fastest bird in air? NONE WHO NEEDS TO RIDE BIRDS WHEN YOU HAVE AIROPLANES!!!!

Gods like Santa one day you'll get to the age of reason and see how dumb you were

I like my babies how I like my chips. Chopped up and in a bag.

What's yellow and smells like cheese? Cheese.

A man is eating in a restaurant and says, "Waiter! There's a fly in my soup!" The waiter says, "I'm sorry, can I bring you some salad instead?"

why are black people always so funny because they think of funny jokes

what do you do when you see a black man punching a girl? act like you dont see it and get the hell out of harms way

A black woman and a white woman are in a bar. They don't talk to each other though because they don't know each other. THE END.

Whats worse than getting hit in the face with an axe? Getting hit in the face with two axes.

Why doesn't Billy like his new step-dad? He's secretly a murderer and only Billy knows, he wants to tell the police but hes afraid to.

How did the fat man die? He was fed porrage until he died. Who killed the fat man? Leonardo DaVici How did Leonardo Da Vinci die? Natural causes (Actually I have no idea how Leonardo Da Vici died but if I am wrong please correct me) Thank You for your coperation.

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