What's green, has six legs and lives in the jungle? A Snooker Table.

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A guy dared his friend to jump off a bridge for 10 bucks. His friend, fearing for his life did not jump.

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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why couldnt the african child eat enough food? he didnt have a mouth.

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what did the poor guy get for christmas POVERTY

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why did the snow man die? Actually it is impossible because it was an inanimate object.

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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A duck walks into a bar. The bartender says what will it be? The duck replies "lemonade!"

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Why do I have a Virtual Boy?

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FIONN'S ECONOMICS GRADE

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What do you get when you cross two things that are seemingly unrelated? A play on words.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

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why did the guy laugh at everything he was high

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It's probably not a good idea that your in here, any sudden movements and you could seriously injure somebody. Our beer glasses aren't ergonomically designed for your kind of species. I'm going to have to ask you to leave

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What's the difference between a sewer pipe and a French fry? A lot

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Roses are red, Facebook is blue, we have mutual friends, and violets are blue and roses are red. FRIDGE

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Who's Juan? DIS ONE

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wanna hear a cat joke? just kitten

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What is better than one wors roll - two wors rolls

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What do you tell a woman who claims that she is going to yell "fire" in a crowded movie theater? That doing so could result in serious injuries or even death, and that she would be wise to reconsider her future options, as she could be held responsible for any and all problems that arise.

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Why was the tree sad? Because a bird shat on it.

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Hey! How do you do a four strand plait? With four strands.

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Q: Wanna hear a dirty joke? A: A kid fell in the mud.

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Q: Why couldn't the little girl ride a bike? A: Because she didn't have legs.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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