- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A rhinoceros walks into a bar. As it felt threatened by the presence of many humans, the rhino attacks and kills several people with the big horn on its nose.

Why was there no girl on the swing set? She decided to get off of the swings.

why did the Jew not attend school ? because he was 27

Did you hear about the Irish man that accidently killed himself,he farted in the bath & drowned trying to smell it

Why were 50 police officers in the supermarket? A tsunami had struck and they were cleaning out hundreds of bodies

Why does austin bell like it up the butt? Cause he's a cat a kitty cat meow meow meow and meow meow meow

A dyslexic man walks into a bar. His own feelings of inadequacy over his learning disability have driven him to drink and is driving a wedge between him and his family

Whats the difference of how a hot blonde and an ugly red head got in to the same collage with a sex addicted dean? Nothing they were both very smart inteligent women with respectables GPA

A doctor tells a woman he needs to take her rectal temperature. The woman tells the doctor "That's not my rectum." The doctor promptly apologizes and conducts the rest of the check up.

Q: how do you test the sharpness of a knife A: stab someone MR

Who doesn't love finding money in your pocket when you go to put your pants on? a rape victim

Actually it was me Josh brown

How do you stop a black man from running? You shoot his knee caps.

Hook a finger from each hand in your mouth, now pull so your lips are tight and try to say "I was born on a pirate ship" I'm sorry, I can hardly understand you.

Why is Short Circuit the best movie ever made? Because it tastes like lemons

"How high are you?" "I don't know, sir." "Well, look at the god damn altimeter."

Why'd the gay man get fired from the sperm bank? He was repeatedly late to work.

Why did the Jew lock the chest? Because that's where he was hiding the body.

Why was the boy cold? Because he couldn't afford clothing.

What do you call a blackjack man driving a car? An average citizen.

What succeeds most of the time? The population of a field with grass.

how do you wake up a cat? you break it.

roses are red, violets are blue... thats what they tell me because im blind

Why did the man punch the women? I don't know, but he served jailtime

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