- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An egg and a sausage walk into a bar, and the barman says "sorry, we don't serve breakfast".

Going up to someone and saying, "my mom is dead and my dad tryd killing himself, can i have a ride home?"

What do you call the Doctor who graduated at the bottom of his class? Doctor.

A guy walks into a bar. The second guy ducks.

What did Sammy get for Christmas? Raped.

whats worse than unloading a truck of dead babies with pitch forks? Finding one alive

Your mumma's so ugly. Period.

What's the worst part about a plane with 500 people in it crashing? It might leave a dent in the ground.

Touche.try eating something, I eat low carb crap when I am too sleepy, and today I guess it works.

why was the black kid made fun of at school? Because he was a nerdy boy who drinks tea

How many psychiatrists does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one, it's not that hard.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 8 9!

What do you call black people working in a field? Farmers.

So a bar walks into a man...

The optimist sees the glass as half full. The pessimist sees the glass as half empty. The average American sees a half-finished glass of water that is not flavored and is therefore is not worth any reasonable person's time.

In a nerd wedding they don't say "i do" They say "i accept the terms and conditions"

What do you call a midget mixed with a T. rex? Dinosaurs are dead and this is a highly un probable situation. Therefore, I do not know.

What did the father say to his child Christmas morning? you're adopted

Your momma's so stupid, she has a lower than average IQ!

what kind of road kill is green and smells like cookies?

dont be races! be like mario he is a italian plumer , he works for a white princess , catches coins like a jewish guy and he jumps like a black guy.

What happens when a toad is struck by lightning? The same thing that happens to everything else.

why did the Chinese guy take steroids? He didn't he's naturally small.

Q: What's big, yellow and can't swim? A: A school bus full of children.

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