- Anti Joke

Why didn't Cheryl's mother recognize her when she was wearing a blue shirt and jeans? Because Cheryl's mother has Alzheimer's.

Q. What do you call a small hen that can't lay eggs properly? A. A small hen that can't lay eggs properly.

why is the spine-tailed swift the fastest bird? because its faster than the second fastest bird.

why did the girl ask for food? because she was hungry and hadnt eaten in days.

how do you poke a chinese person in the eye? with a credit card!

What do you get if you mix a baby with a blender? A prison sentence.

Dane Cook makes a joke.

What did the prosecuting attorney say to the defense attorney? I hate you.

What did Marshawn Lynch say? Yeah

Mother: "George what happenend to your pet rock?" George:"I dont know." Mother:"Here! I found your pet rock. It was in the same place it was before!"

A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks what he'd like to drink. The man pulls out his gun, shoots the surprised bartender, and proceeds to execute all the patrons of the bar and finally commit suicide. A post-mortem identification of the man identifies him as a victim of childhood sexual abuse and a diagnosed schizophrenic. There is a nice funeral for all the victims and the media respectfully minimizes exposure of the event.

Why did two rhinos engage in vigorous sex? They were horny.

I used to work as a human cannonball. I thought I was going to get fired, however during one performance the trajectory was miscalculated and I ended up severely damaging my spinal cord. I now work from home as a IT consultant. It's depressing.

13 =B you just learned something

Roses are red, Violets are blue, My grandmother has degenerative brain disease, We may need to euthanise her.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the horse drop its ice cream Because it doesnt have thumbs so it cant hold the ice cream

Whats worse than the holocaust? Sex with helen keller.

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it was dead

How many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two, but I don't know how they got in there.

Why couldn't the blonde have kids? She had Ovarian Cancer.

What do u call a black guy that sell drugs? A nigga