- Anti Joke

Miss Jones has 10 apples on her desk. Billy takes half of them away and runs. What does Miss Jones have? 5 apples and a complaint filed for smacking Billy with a ruler.

-1

What's grey and doesn't climb trees? A car park.

-1

whats older than your mom? a tortoise that has been living more than a couple hundred years

-1

Ever heard of carpel tunnel? Well after that girl it was more like carpal toungal

-1

Horse walks into a bar... Bartender says It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

-1

Lol, first of all all I watched was something called Chobits many years ago, and while I know what hentai is, I cant say I watch that a lot or not really at all no... A peek but, its just too weird for me, they all look like cute kids with deformed bodies or something. What? You into Nerds now? Why cant I just wear my contacts and look somewhat less alien?

-1

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

What's worse than finding out your friend is gay? Being gang-raped.

A horse walks into a bar. The horse says "why the short face?"

A man walked into a bar. He sat down, had a nice meal and went home relatively satisfied.

What do the Africans have for breakfast? Nothing.

How many inches of snow are there when the fireplace burns for 10 minutes? Red chickens

What did the Farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my Tractor?"

How do you put your babysitter in jail? Kill your kid on her shift.

Miss Jones has 10 apples on her desk. Billy takes half of them away and runs. What does Miss Jones have? 5 apples and a complaint filed for smacking Billy with a ruler.

What's grey and doesn't climb trees? A car park.

whats older than your mom? a tortoise that has been living more than a couple hundred years

9/11 my birthday

Ever heard of carpel tunnel? Well after that girl it was more like carpal toungal

womens rights

how do you get a clown off a swing. hit it with an apple in his nuts

What do you call an armless legless man swimming? Dead

Do you like fish sticks? Yes. Me too.

Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupter. Interrupter who? Interrupter Jones.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got a smoke dectecter, You died in a fire

This is not a joke, I'm just bored (or am I?)

quiz is to quizzicle as test is to test___.

One, two, three, four and five

All dogs are mammals. All cats are mammals. Therefore, all dogs are cats.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??