Why do people make fun of Laquesha? Because she's white.

How do you get a baby to stop crying? Hit it with a brick.

Q: How do you make Kobie Bryant cry? A: Kill his family.

“DTF”? Says Will. “No” says Harper.

I walk in to a bar, ask for a beer, get drunk, walk away and.... hmmm.. how could I finish the joke??..

Roses are red Violets are blue Everyone on antijoke that steals what I write go to hell My toaster has down syndrom.

A middle aged woman walks into a bar. Its Friday and there is a breeze in the air. She leaves shortly thereafter.

No antijoke here.

Your mama is so fat, we are all severely concerned for her health

knock knock whos there? andy andy who? andy gold hi come in

Where did Little Johnny go when the bomb hit? Everywhere.

your in court a woman police officer says anything you say can and will be held against you. the man replies titty

Your mom is so dirty, She smells.

Why did the black guy smell fried chicken? He had a brain tumour

Dries Roelvink walks into a bar...

why did stuart buy an ipad from the mall. because he wanted an ipad

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

What do you call a bird that can't fly? an ostrich

why was 6 afraid of 9? because 7 ate 9 and 6 is afraid of ghosts

Guy 1: Why does it smell like a wet dog? Guy 2: Because I smell like a wet dog

my own dog bit my penis off, it was then put down. it was the worst day of my life.

Q Why did the chicken cross the road? A Because it couldn't fly

Q. Why did the man walk away from his wife? A. Because he wanted to walk away from his wife.

What is the difference between Sarah Jessica Parker and a horse? Sarah Jessica Parker is a human being who is also a very skilled actress A horse is a animal which is usualy kept in a barn

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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