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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what happens when a retard hits an iceberg with a gigantic boat? 1517 people die.

Person 1: Why can't a T-Rex clap? Person 2: BECAUSE THEIR ARMS ARE TOO SMALL! Person 1: No, because they are extinct dumbass

I am green. You are blue. Jokes are infinite. This is too.

Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because it is humanly impossible to draw a perfect circle.

How to make deep fried chicken. Step 1: Go to your local swimming pool. Step 2: Throw a dead chicken into the deep end. Step 3: Strike the chicken with lightning. Step 4: Remove your newly fried chicken. Enjoy!

Why was the blind man bored? - He was in a coma

Roses are red Violets are blue Last but not least, Bananas are yellow.

How do you know there's an elephant in your refrigerator? Look at your refrigerator.

Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

Okay.. So a dyslectic man walks into a bra...

Your momma is so ugly that when she stepped on the mirror, it broke.

That awkward moment when you get in the van and there's no candy.

how do you know if a fish is gay? you ask it

Guess whats in my hand. Can you guess? A gun. Bam bam, you're dead. Haha

Why did the chicken cross the road? It had gotten out of its coop.

What do you get when you cross a hamster with a zebra? A genetic abomination that you should put out of it's misery.

Jack be nimble. Jack be quick. But Jack still couldn't out run that bullet.

Why was the man so angry? Because the woman was not in the kitchen

Q why was John bullied A Becuase he told kids that bullying was a bad and serious problem to get them to stop bullying jimmy unfortunately Jimmy killed himself because he was bullied to much and didn't want to live.

A woman has sex with an Asian man, then a white man, and then a black man. She chooses to be in a relationship with the black man because he is prepared for the responsibilities of a relationship and the other two men, though both are well endowed, are not ready.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? I'm a talking banana; what more do you want from me?

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