Pop Fiction last words. guess who edition: "Okay okay you win again Batman! Ahahaha hohohoho hehehehe! Wanna hear a new jo... Eh... what are you doing with that gun?" "Why did I not just take a step or two to the side during the five hours and over thirty episodes he kept charging that Kamehameha?" "Bah I cannot die as long as my ego is full! Are these really the ratings on my latest game? H0moerotic? Childish? A sociopath? Oh man..." Moral: Your red thumbs cannot hurt me! Im the moralmanBitch! HOAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH!

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(Knock, knock) A: Who's there? B: Orange A: That is impossible. Oranges are inanimate objects and, therefore, cannot speak.

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What's black and white all over and has a mouth? A Zebra

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what did the little boy get for christmas? nothing his parents stuck him in a mental ward to forget about him because he was mentally challenged.

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Why did the white girl become a lesbian? Because she was raped and had no more trust in the male gender.

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what is big, grey and sits in the middle of a field. A filing cabinet

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Actually it was me Josh brown

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Everything makes me look good, Rape doesn't look good on anyone, and it hurts everyone involved

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why was the mother sad? her sons school was bombed by terrorists. there we no survivors

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What page are you on The gay page.

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Q: What's not funny and has three wheels? A: The Holocaust, I lied about the wheels and not being funny.

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Q: whats red, spins, and screams? A: a baby in a blender

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Knock Knock! It's me! Hello? Hello! Why didn't they answer him? He was at the desert, with a disconnected phone. Also, my Captcha for this is "lose face" Good job solf mediya

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HELP!!! I locked myself in my bathroom and can't get out! my laptop is running out of batteries!

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What's harder than nailing a dead baby on a tree? My dick while doing it.

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A woman walked out of the kitchen.

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What did the kI'd with cancer get for Christmas? A coffin.

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree? cause it was dead

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What worse than a hurt puppy? Two hurt puppies.

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don't take life to seriously nobody gets out alive

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How do you wake up your grandmother........ You don't, she had a massive heart attack and died in her sleep

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I am epileptic. SLAWWAWASWAKHINGAGAGAGAKIHARGAVBAZSAWAWAWAWAAAAA

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She was a woman

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Q: What does a bunny and a plum have in common? A: They're both purple except the bunny.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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