A black man and a Mexican are in a car. Who's driving? The Mexican; the black man had too much alcohol and the Mexican was the designated driver.

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I started a pottery course where the two instructors looked like Demi Moore and Patrick Swayze. The only other student looked like Whooping Goldberg. This teacher to student ratio proved invaluable as I am hoping to make a living as an artist and really appreciated all the extra attention.

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Why was the house on fire? A dog peed on it.

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What is the difference between a Ferrari and a bag of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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Why did the blond girl walk into the street pole? Because she wasn't paying attention.

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What's black, white, and red all over? A lot of things, you just gotta keep your eyes peeled.

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What brown and squishy? um um um um melted kit-kats

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Why did the clown's ballon animal pop? He was a victim in a drive by shooting.

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Is this your pen? I wanna go to school, bye!

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Knock knock Who's there? Barack obama

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roses are blue viloets are red this poem doesnt make sense microwave

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What did the Insomniac, Dyslexic Priest do? He stayed up all night wondering if there really is a Dog.

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What do you call a black man driving a plane? A pilot, you racist.

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a christian man asked god a question. he did not get an answer. a jewish man asked god a question. he did not get an answer. a muslim man asked god a question. he too, did not get an answer. an atheist man asked god a question. he got his answer.

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Why did Lucy have blond hair? Answer: Because both her parents had recessive hair traits.

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What's black and white and red all over? A black, white, and red shirt.

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What do you call it when an old person cuts off their fingers? Dementia

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Whats the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? A mosquito is a common insect in the family Culicidae. A blonde on the other hand is a Homo sapien, a primate species of mammal with a highly developed brain, belonging to the family of great apes, along with chimpanzees, bonobos, gorillas, and orangutans

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What did the dog say to the rabbit? I quite liked Prince's first album.

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What's worse than anti-jokes? The holocaust.

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What do you call a person driving a plane? Not a pilot, they fly planes.

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Why did the gay man sneek out of the brothel? Because he was ashamed of his well paying reception job

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Q what r u eating under there? Aunderwear ewww thats nasty

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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