Q: Have you ever seen Ray Charles wife? A: Nethier has he.

A blind man walked into a bar. Quite literally.

Why did little polly fall off her her roof? Because she saw a ice-cream van

Knock Knock. READ THE DAMN SIGN IT SAYS NO SOLICITORS!!! ... yeah.

what did the kid with no hair get for christmas? cancer.

Why do white people not eat crackers? Cause it's cannabalism.

What do you do if life gives you lemons? Whoa... where did these lemons come from?

Knock knock! Who's there? Hitler, time to shower!

how to you mess with helen keller? Re-arrange her furniture

Wanna hear a joke? Zeke friends Wanna hear a better jokes? Zeke with his friends

Where do you find a dead hooker? where you left her.

why does big tom run the dock because he knows how to speak to skiiers

I'm not saying my mother-in-law is fat, because she is anorexic.

What do you do if you are locked inside a car with a baseball bat? Unlock the car

What did the boy say after he stubbed his toe? Owww! I wanna have sex!!!

What would a gay, transgender, mexican man say to another? We could have butt sex.

What's the difference between a Obama and a drug-dealer? I don't know what? I don't know, I was asking if you know...

How many apes does it take to put in a light bulb 3

A deaf man walks into a bar. Someone yells, "FIRE!" and everyone evacuates. The deaf man does not hear him and dies horribly.

What's brown and sticky? "A stick?" No, poo.

What's funnier than 24? 9/11

A man walks into a bar, he sits down.

What's a worse place to be besides the friendzone? On your grandmas lap crying because your parents just died in a car crash.

KNOCK KNOCK whos there Malcom i dont know any Malcom go away!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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