Why did the pregnant Mexican cross the border? Nobody knows. She was shot down on site.

thumb_up thumb_down -6

How do you describe a cranky rapist? Cranky and rapist

thumb_up thumb_down -6

What's bigger than a horse ? An elephant.

thumb_up thumb_down -6

What's worse than getting punched in the balls? Many things inflict more pain than that

thumb_up thumb_down -8

What did the doctor say to his patient with cancer? "You have cancer...".

thumb_up thumb_down -8

why was the woman silent? she lost the ability to speak in a tragic boating accident in which her vocals chords were damaged thus making it incapable for her to utter anything

thumb_up thumb_down -8

A man is eating in a restaurant and says, "Waiter! There's a fly in my soup!" The waiter says, "I'm sorry, can I bring you some salad instead?"

thumb_up thumb_down -8

So these two girls have a cup .

thumb_up thumb_down -8

You: "Ask me if im an astronaut. " Them: "R u an astronaut?" You: "No. "

thumb_up thumb_down -8

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting a girl pregnant.

thumb_up thumb_down -8

Q: How many chicken nuggets can fit into an olympic size swimming pool? A: 8,563,690,152... Corndogs

thumb_up thumb_down -8

What do you call a woman when you're inside her? Mom.

thumb_up thumb_down -8

What did the black boy wear for Halloween? A costume.

thumb_up thumb_down -8

What do you call a woman who can't walk? A paraplegic.

thumb_up thumb_down -8

Are tomatoes more scary than onions? No. They are not more scary than onions.

thumb_up thumb_down -8

What do you call Metta World Peace after he has hit somebody? Metta World War.

thumb_up thumb_down -8

Why was six afraid of seven? A: He just does.

thumb_up thumb_down -8

how many shit jokes do you need to make before you realize that random does not equal funny? TOO FUCKING MANY

thumb_up thumb_down -8

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue,All you HATERS of J. Bieber, Go suck your MOTHER.

thumb_up thumb_down -8

The camp counselor woke me up, and said that it was going to be a long week. I didn't worry though, since all weeks are 7 days long.

thumb_up thumb_down -8

Roses? are red Violets are blue, Kangaroos like Oranges, Poems suck, Refrigerator.

thumb_up thumb_down -8

Now on breaking news!: Man found hanged upside down in a forest with 403 lethal knife-stabs in his back! Policeman: "We have concluded this is indeed the worst case of suicide ever"

thumb_up thumb_down -8

A man asks his doctor if you can die from drinking to much water. The doctor replies 'Yes you can'

thumb_up thumb_down -8

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Prior to this incident he was being chased by a psychopathec killer who had just murdered his family. As he was escaping on his bike, the murder's lookout who was holding a shotgun, swung the butt end of the gun, causing severe brain damage and eventually death to the escaping boy, also causing him to topple over on his bycicle.

thumb_up thumb_down -8

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops