- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's black and sits at the top of the stair case? Stephen hawking in a house fire.......

How do you confuse a blond? Paint your self green and throw forks at her.

How many footballs fit in a glass of liquid. none, this football is HUGE!!!

two japanese men walk into a bar. the first japanese man says “i am japanese!” the second japanese man says “i am also japanese!” the bartender then says “well, hey. i’m japanese too”. the bar was in japan.

What did George Washington say to his men before crossing the Delaware River? "Men, we're crossing the Delaware River."

Apple hates Blackberry.

Why did Susie drop her ice cream? Because she got hit by a bus. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Susie.

Why did the black guy not like oreos? because he is a very health concious person and knowes that too much of a bad thing can make you fat.

I once shot an elephant in my pajamas. I suffer from a debilitating sleep disorder.

why did Dayrl win the wheelchair race? Because he had working legs.

Q. What's the difference between a duck? A. One of its legs is both the same

WELCOME TO THE GARLIC BOYS SHOW! So kids, what are we gonna eat today? POTATOES! FUUUUUUU! Moral: You say tomata, I say WROOOOOOOONG, you say cheap I say your mother.

Why doesn't Jonathan Walk across the road? Because he is in a wheelchair...

Why did Sally fall off her bike? Because sally has no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally.

Ask me if I'm a car. Are you a car¿ Yes¡

Why is the dog in the driver seat? Why is there birds making you filet mignon? Why is your toe blue? I don't know the answer. Go talk to your doctor

what did the philosopher say, when he considered the transient nature of life in relation to ones own personal and egocentric grasp upon circumstance and purpose? massive erection.

Dont joke about the holocaust. My grandfather died there, he fell off the guard tower.

if john has 400 cookies and eats 300 what does he have left? diabetes

What did the man say to his wife while having sex? I don't know.

What did the chicken do before it crossed the road? Looked both ways and then crossed with caution while looking out for oncoming vehicles.

Q: Suzy loves apples, she will do anything to get her hands on an apple. Why didn't she eat Tom's apple? A: She ate someone elses apple and then he killed her before she could get to tom's!!!

On Wednesday night, a drunk man was walking on the cliffs of dover. his funeral was saturday.

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