- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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KNOCK KNOCK whos there Malcom i dont know any Malcom go away!

Joey: hey bobby who you talking to? Bobby: oh yeah I forgot to tell you your mom died.

Why did the bird fall out of the sky? It had no wings.

there are two muffins in an oven one muffin says "whoa, its hot in here!" the other says nothing, because it is a muffin, and the other muffin, in reality, said nothing either.

What happened to the boy with no family? He died in a tragic car accident along with his family

Allah walked into AK Bar

Q: Why does Billy get bullied at school? A: Because he has Down's Syndrome

two kids see a girl naked in the woods They walk away promptly to their homes and tell their mothers.

There once was a man from Nantucket, Who had an average-sized penis he only used during monogamous sex with his spouse.

What do you call two spaniards talking in French. Bilingual.

what did the soup kitchen give people for christmas Meatloaf] -Fluzturnusturbusturcusterdustur

What's worse than a piece of food stuck between your teeth? I don't know, what? A cruise ship stuck between your teeth.

What did Steven Hawking get for christmas? A bike.

Your parents shouldn't have met. I was thinking that as I contemplated suicide.

Whats worse the losing your 3 kids, your lovely beautiful wife, and your trusty dog, all your belongings and in a house fire while you're at work? Nothing

Why did the jew put a parking meter on his roof.? ....So santa would have to pay to park.

How did the old man die? His family locked him in the basement and then burned the house

What's brown and sounds like a bell? An old rusted bell.

How do you stop a black person from drowning?.. Take your foot off his head

What did the soldier get for his birthday? Shot in the face.

So two people have conversation Luke: Hi Logan: Hi Snake eyes: ALHSKjagjdaoggj;jdjg;aj;kaj'dgajd Luke: You are so smart! (you retarted piece of poo) Logan: GAAAAAAAAAABBBBBBEEEEEEN

An asian man walks into a bar and lights a cigarette. He is politely asked to leave due to smoking being prohibited indoors.

Two guys fight over a girl. The girl gets up from under them.

If a large bear falls out of a tree, why would a giraffe also eat the cheese?

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