- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? Dave. Dave who? Dave proceeds to break into tears as his grandmother's Alzheimers has progressed to the point where she can no longer remember him.

Why did the little boy fall off his bike? He was hit by a truck.

I know that a lot of people don't like morbid jokes, for it isn't everybody's cup of liquidized dead baby.

What do you call five black me pushing a car? "Very nice young men who helped me when I broke down," according to my grandmother.

What's funny about Magic Johnson's T-Cell count? Nothing. He has AIDS, and it's a degenerative disease, that will eventually result in death. There's nothing funny about that.

Your big dick.

What's fat, round and bounces on the ground? A ball. I lied about the fat bit.

Q: what's worse than getting the flu? A: getting cancer

Why was the blind man bored? - He was in a coma

What do you get when you cross a baby and a chainsaw? Life imprisonment.

Wooooah! Thats literally the sound I made, anyway, can you like type the entire story in one setting, I feel weird, did you just try to hypnotize me? Anyway, are you trying to, woah, I am like high now...

What do you call it when the Doctor goes back in time to meet himself? A pair o' Docs. What do you call it when Shaquille O'Neil goes back in time to meet himself? Shaquille O'Neil can't go back in time.

Roses are Black Violets are black I am colorblind, are you to?

What do you call a black person who puts out fires? a firefighter

Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

How do you know there's an elephant in your refrigerator? Look at your refrigerator.

A blind man walked into a bar. Quite literally.

If life hands you melons. Your probably dyslectic.

What is the diffrence between you and I. I am not sure because i have not meet you yet

Two Jewish men are walking when they see a penny on the ground. They continue walking because pennies are not worth picking up in today's economy

What did the jewish man say to the Irish guy at the bar? Are you Irish?

how many large people can you fit in a bath tub ... 1/16

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