- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So two men were drinking beer and one asks "Why are you so sad today, Lenny?" The other man replies "Because I was just diagnosed leukemia." Four days later Lenny dies and his body was buried at Cherryhill Cemetery where his family mourned over his death.

this is a haiku i have no idea where i am going with .... this

What do you call a black man that is on fire? A Man on Fire. The fact that he is black has no relevance in this situation.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to its dying chicks who were just run over.

Two men are walking down the street. They both don't make eye contact and continue walking.

The easter bunny should be a platypus. Bunnies do not lay eggs. Platypuses do, however, and are the only mammals that lay eggs.

What do you call a dear with no eyes? A no-idear

my brother yells at me for singing in the shower so i scream "how can you hate from outside the tub when you cant even get in?"

Knock Knock, Who's there? Duck, Duck who? Duck Sandwich

Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? The grass was getting to high and needed to be trimmed.

Hello. my name is Rhys. and i'm the only person who liked this post.

i once bought a timeshare, guess what happened? i'm broke

knock knock... whos there? NOT BIN LADEN!

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Roses are brown Violets are brown I should probably water My garden soon.

What is the worst gift a child can get? a gift

A man walks into a bar........ gets eaten by a lion.

Why didn't the jew spend his paycheck? He wanted to save money for the future

What can fit between breasts? Is long? And gets hard when you jerk it? A seatbelt.

what is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a cadilac. a cadilac is something i want

-Knock Knock - no one respond , they were brutally murdered by a drug addict.

What did the water bottle say to the Itunes gift card Nothing,they're both innament object and don't have mouths.

Stevie Wonder valentine: Roses are black, Violets are black, everything is black, I cant see shit!

What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? It was my car.

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