youre in a room with justin bieber and a gun with 5 bullets..........

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Knock Knock Whos there 9/11 nine eleven who? You said you would never forget...

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A man bought a white van, He later brutally molested a small boy.

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My friends and family all recommended me for alcoholics anonymous, but all i had to say is that my father didn't raise me to be quitter.

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A man walks into a bar. His family has died in a tragic accident and he is trying to drink down the pain.

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So Joe Paterno doesn't walk into a police station....

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what's the difference between northerners and southerners? southerners live to the south of birmingham, and they don,t stink of urine.

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What is the difference between a duck? None! One of their legs are both the same.

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What did the black person say to the other black person? Im really white, I just want to fell what its like to be black.

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OMG SOHPIE IS SOOOOO GREAT AT BLOWING Josh Brown xoxo

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Reminding you of your religion. The army led by God attacked their foes at the mountains, yet had to flee because the enemy had plated steel wagons. Moral: Either God cant beat steel, or he was not there at all, its your call gents, because reading Ave Maria 50 times each time you sin, without reading the whole thing, does not even make you a Christian you FUCK (yes I can curse, you cannot)

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.. A: Knock Knock B: Who's there? A: Not Sally

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Man- Where can I find a book on the holocaust Book keeper- Have you tried comedy? Man- no I havent Book keeper- good it won't be there

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If you want to make the little things count, teach midgets maths!

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Why is it good to date twenty eight year olds? Because there is twenty of them.

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What do an eagle and a off-white light bulb have in common? Nothing.

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"What the hell is wrong with you?" "..."

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Two guys walk into a bar together. They are diagnosed with a concussion and later on in life have serious brain issues

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What's the difference between the WNBA and the NBA? The WNBA features female athletes, as oppose to the males of the NBA.

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Yo Momma is SO FAT, THAT she has an increased risk of cardiac arrest due to her blood pressure.

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What do tomatoes, apples, oranges, lemons, and peaches have in common? They are all fruits.

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roses are red violets are blue get out of my face before i kill you

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What did Helen Keller say when she fell into a well? Nothing. She died upon impact and her family mourned her death for years.

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Why does Santa live in the north pole? Because his spicy body fat keeps him warm.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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