- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the house on fire? A dog peed on it.

Q:What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? A:Lick-a-lotta-pus

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Mine.

y was John so sad becaus his mom took his phone

What did the cop say to the speeding black man? "Can I see your license and registration?"

Would you like to go to my jinga party, if you do save the date 9/11?

Why did the child cry? His sister just left for college

Ask me if I'm a carrot Are you a carrot? No

what did the soup kitchen give people for christmas Meatloaf] -Fluzturnusturbusturcusterdustur

What do you get when you cross an elephant with a rhino? Elephino. It just isn't relephant.

What is a pirates favorite crime? Piracy, which is still a serious problem in today's society.

Q. Why did my ass feel so sweaty? A. Because i was exercising and suckn on some nips.

Why can't Kim and Arnold get childern ? because they are 2 stones.

A man walked into a bar making it immediately apparent that he had no future in competitive limbo.

A lady with alzheimers walks up to her friend and says" my nefew died today" and her friend replied.. " no he died three years ago."

Where did the cow go? To the slaughter house!!!

Is it a bird, Is it a plane, I don't know what it is but it's heading straight for the World Trade Centre

What would kill a Muslim if they were to ingest it? Arsenic

There is no "i" in "team," but there are two in "indigo."

Rose are red, Violets are blue, I have AIDS, Now so do you.

Roses are red violets are blue make me a sandwhich so i can eat it

What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh

Why were Billy's parents laughing at him? Because he was just diagnosed with cancer!

What did the child molestor do? He went home and molested children.

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