What's did the white man say to the black man? Howdy.

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A man walks into a bar and sees a man with a big orange head. The man asks the bartender, "Why does that guy have a big orange head?" The bartender replies," If you buy him a beer, maybe he'll tell you." So the man buys a beer and gives it to the man with the big orange head and asks why he has a big orange head. The man says, "One day I found a genie and my first wish was to be the richest man in the world, my second wish was to be married to the most beautiful woman in the world, and for my third wish, I told the genie,'Ya know, why don't you give me a big orange head."

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Japan

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Three Lawyers are walking, one falls down, gets up and continues walking

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Roses Are Red , Violets Are Blue , Go Die .

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How do you confuse a girl? Easily.

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A rat and a pig rape a puppy. Hey, that's just life.

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A house comes around the corner.

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Roses are red violets are blue i have aids and now so do you

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Roses are black Violets are black I would love to see A knife in ur back

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What would it take to reunite the Beatles? Two more bullets.

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Q:Why did the black man fall down? A: he got hit in the face by a refrigerator

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If a large bear falls out of a tree, why would a giraffe also eat the cheese?

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What do you call a rich black person? A: Oprah

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What is green, has four legs, and if it falls out of a tree and onto your head, it will kill you? A pool table.

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Who has two thumbs and is happy? This girl! You're a girl?

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" A few people laugh, but the horse, incapable of speech, does not. He is unfamiliar with this location and begins to panic. In his panic his leg is broken. He is put down shorty thereafter.

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Two black guys walk into a bar. They had too much alcoholic substances and got alcohol poisoning. Their families mourned for days and their kids grew u without a father. The end.

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When did the laughter finally die? When you started this joke.

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Gustavo Andrade

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what's black and can't swim? a black refrigerator

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whats hairy and crys your mom

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Why was the black man in Jail? He works there as a correctional officer.

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Why did the gay kid drop his ice cream Because he got punched in the face.

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