What is black and white and red all over? Zebra domestic violence isn't funny.

I had vodka + water and got drunk. had rum + water and got drunk. had gin and water and still got drunk. I've learnt my lesson. NO MORE WATER FOR ME

Why did the boy fall off of the swing? Because he had no arms

A blonde walks into a bar. The bartender says, "What're you drinking?" The blonde says, "Nothing yet. That's why I'm in a bar. But your lack of basic observation skills is disturbing."

A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar, because they have turned to alcoholism because there is no God. GO COMMUNISM, BOO AMERICA.

A chicken walked into the bar...

What's the simularity between a eagle and a rock? They both fly, exept for the rock.

How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 0

Yesterday, upon the stair, I met a man who wasn't there. I saw him there again today; I've been sectioned. [L]

Why did the chicken cross the road? It had gotten out of its coop.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

What do you get when you cross a black man and an octopus? I don't know, but it sure would pick a lot of cotton.

Steve is getting paid $29.50 to bounce a ball Steve is getting fired monday

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

What happened to the Chicken who crossed the road? It made it to the other side!

Roses are red, Wait. Why start this poem when you cant finish it Refrigerator

What did the african child get for christmas? Abducted.

An alligator was found wearing a vest. The investigator had no comment... As alligators are incapable of speech. ^^^

I am pleased and honored to hear you speak that beautifully straight from your heart Nero, you are without equal, unmatched. And he who is unmatched, also stands alone.

Wanna hear a joke? Me neither.

Wuy are Kenyans so fast? Because due to variations in evolution, people from that part of the world have a better muscle build to run at higher speeds than equally trained athletes from other parts of the world.

Allah walked into AK Bar

Does your iPod have zoom on it? Yeah, but it doesn't have a camera

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