How do Chinese parents name their children? With deep thought and consideration about a thoughtful, respectful and honorable name.

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What was John Lennon's last hit? The pavement.

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Potassium? K.

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Roses are red, violets are blue shut the hell up, and sit the hell down

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? Since when is it any of your business? Cant we live in a world where chickens can cross the road freely without having there motives questioned?

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Why didn't the ghost go to the dance? He didn't exist.

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Two latino men are drinking at a bar. Suddenly, one man falls off his barstool, unconscious. Later that day, he was diagnosed with pancreatitis, and died never having dealt with his severe alcoholism.

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What's the diffence between a pieace of fried chicken and a Jew? A Jew wouldnt scream in a fryer.

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You know what they say... Once you go black you...have gone down the road of diversity and it's impossible to back track and return to ones previous misconceptions.

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Why does the Gay guy have a bell on his bike? Because its the only way his blind dog can follow him.

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Q: How Do you make a baby be quiet? A: slowly chop it's head off with a blunted axe once it's head is off eat it

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What did the man say to the other man? I have a large rod

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What do you call a black elephant? An elephant.

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What is the difference between a black man and a bench? The bench is a piece of wood, while the black man is a human being.

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A man and a cucumber walk into a bar. They sit three seats away from each other and intermediately give nervous looks to one another. Finally the man stands up and declares "I hate bar jokes" and walks out.

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Why was Hellen Keller blind and deaf? Because she was a girl.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? She is a woman.

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Why was the blackman fired from his job? Beacuse he was late too many times which was unacceptable.

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What do you do when your condom breaks during sexual intercourse? Get AIDS.

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If pro- is good or favored and con- is bad, then why do people favor the constitution and stay away from prostitution?

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How do you keep an idiot in suspense?....

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Q: How do you make an onion cry? A: You can't, it's an onion.

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What's the difference between Republicans and Democrats? There is a series of boxes which one can choose to check on a ballot, officially registering an individual with a certain party. Available parties include the Green Party, The American Communist Party, The Republican Party, and the Democratic Party among others. Republicans choose to check the Republican box, Democrats choose to check the Democrat box. Also Republicans are closet homosexuals and Democrats are terrorists.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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