yo momma!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

What do you call a plane going to Africa with 100 black people on it? A plane, the contents of the plane is irrelevant...

What's brown and smells like paint? -Poop. I don't know why it smells like paint though..

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? That is not nearly as important as how to cure cancer so let's not worry about it.

a dyslexic man walks into a bra and realizes he is quite lucky as another man walks into a large steel pole

what do you do when a blond throws a grenade at you? run

Doctor, doctor, I just swallowed a roll of film! That was an incredibly foolish and dangerous thing for you to do. I would be surprised if you survived another day before the chemicals corrode your stomach lining and release hydrofluoric acid throughout your body causing sepsis.

Why did the girl make a sandwich for her boyfriend? Because she offered to make lunch in order to save money by not going to a restaurant.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put my cøck in your mouth. Submitted by Arsha K.

Q: What do you get if you cross a kangaroo with a sheep? A: A genetic aberration that is an insult to both God and man.

"Ask me if I'm a tree!" "Are you a tree?" "No."

qu'est ce qui est petit et poilu? un asticot poilu

What did the soldier get for his birthday? Shot in the face.

Why didn't the new baseball cap fit little Tommy? Because Tommy was decapitated

Why can't Molly ride her bike? Because she has no arms or legs. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Molly.

Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs going down a mountain? A: As good as dead.

How do you get a drugged man, a giant sombrero, and a guitar into a Chuck-E-Cheese? You take multiple trips.

Whats worse the losing your 3 kids, your lovely beautiful wife, and your trusty dog, all your belongings and in a house fire while you're at work? Nothing

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares...he didn't make it anyways..

What do you say to a whore with two black guys? How much an hour?

What did the first Ethiopian say to the other? He asked for some food only to realize that the other one had already starved to death.

So Colton Yepma walks in to Accounting and proceeds to read jokes

What do you get when you cross a rabbit and a pair of scissors? Nothing. That's not possible with current technology.

What did the homeless man buy with a dollar? Nothing. He didn't have a dollar.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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