Wath black poeple eat for christmas your food.

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what did the panda say to the poachers? please stop killing my family.

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If polar bears were pink they'd be very easy to find

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What is the difference between a Ferrari and a bag of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? The bench can support a family of 4?

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What is the difference between 100 dead babies and a ferrari? You can't find a ferrari in my garage.

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What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Nothing, he died.

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What's black and white and red all over? A black, white, and red shirt.

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your mother is so obese, that she really should look into eating a well balanced diet and taking part in an excercise plan that suits her

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What's a good joke? France going to war and winning.

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Why did the dinosaur rent a DVD in Redbox about a sex? Because he didn't own a Blu-Ray player.

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roses are red violets are blue me n' friends guna rape you trolololoLOLOLOlololOLLOLOLOLOLLLOLOLOLOLO01010101010111 666

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being disturbed by two black guys raping a young girl with leukemia

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Q: How many chicken nuggets can fit into an olympic size swimming pool? A: 8,563,690,152... Corndogs

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Q. How many blondes does it take to put in a lightbulb? A. Cause of 7,8,9!

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What brown and squishy? um um um um melted kit-kats

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OMG FUCKING NERDS WITH NO LIFE CAN READ ABOUT THE POWER OF YOUR Vaginal puss puss color, no but seriously, I kinda prefer unshaven, I mean if I change my opinion I just do it myself or command that you shave yourself while I put it on my cellphone while I jack off to you, making a creampie, yeah because.

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What do you get if you mix a baby with a blender? A prison sentence.

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A man and a midget walk into a bar each carrying a suitcase. They were stopping by after work.

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Whats white and can kill you if it falls out of a tree? A refridgerator

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A woman walks into a bar.

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How many cows does it take to swim on land? 4.2

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's blind and deaf.

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binladin walks into the american seals

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