There were 3 children: Flower, Petal and Fridge. Flower asked, "Mum, why is my name Flower?" to which she replied "Because a flower was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Petal asked, "Mum, why is my name Petal?" to which she replied "Because a petal was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Fridge said, "Herp derp dur" to which Fridge's mother replied "Shut up, Fridge."

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Why did Peter Piper pick a peck of pickled peppers? Peppers help strengthen his immune system.

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Q: A Mexican and a Jew are at a race. Who get hit first? A: None of them because they're from a different religion.

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why did the guy get pulled over he had a broken tail light

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a man says "whats shakin bakin" to a friend, but his friend was shaking, because he often has seizures... thats what was shakin

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did you hear about the circus fire? it was tragic and hundreds of people were killed.

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Why was little timmy crying? He walk in on his dad molesting a minor.

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What is black and white and red all over? Interracial sex partners with smallpox.

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What does water smell like? water.

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Why was Charles bleeding, because he was stabbed in the head with a needle

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Your momma is so stupid your momma forgot that jesus did exist and has been proven by historians to have existed

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What do you call a poor man on the side of the rode asking for money? A poor man on the side of the rode asking for money.

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Reading the Terms and Conditions

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it was a black guy a white guy a chinese guy a french guy an arab guy an irish guy and a juncky that was too much for a joke

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We are not even in the same country, and my eye becomes infected two times a minute or something so I wont be going anywhere. I mean, if you are some guy trying to be a girl in order to screw with me, let me first of all thank you for our exchange of ideas and concepts, and then say that if you are a guy, that likes other guys, then... Well, lets just say that if you are a man, that I don`t speak with men in general, takes away time I can spend with the ladies.

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What's green and doesn't fly? A broken green helicopter.

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What's worse than sitting through a boring class? Sitting on a bus that a terrorist is about to blow up.

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What do a black lesbian, Adolf Hitler and Jesus have in common? They are all the subject of this question.

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What is green, brown, has four legs and would kill you if it fell on you from out of a tree? A pool table

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What happened to The Guy when he got pissed on he was wet

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot you racist.

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why was little jonny not playing in the baseball game? his legs were shattered in a terrible lawn mowing accident.

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Why did the monkey fall from the tree? It passed away in its sleep.

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Roses are red, Facebook is blue, we have mutual friends, and violets are blue and roses are red. FRIDGE

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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