A baby seal walks into a club.

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What did taxi driver say to the passenger? Where to, sir?

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why did the chicken cross the road? because it felt like it!

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven brutally raped and murder six's parents whilst six hid in the closet and watched.

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Q-Why did the little boy feel hot? A-Because he faceplanted into a bonfire.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To meet up with his friend that was on the other side.

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Q. How do you know when you've had too much too drink? A. Your dead(No because when your dead you can't think.)

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Why did the weiner dog that punctured Doris' bladder get carried away during an oral sex session? Because the dog had a terribly troubled childhood which led to a faliure to adequately function in adulthood

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Why did the homosexual man buy the antijoke book he enjoys reading

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Why can't Mich Jackson draw a perfect circle? Because he's dead.

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Lol, she does not think anything, she knows. Its not unfaithfulness if you ask for permission and are granted so because the trust is strong and mutual.

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Why are there so many blacks in prison? *The rest of this joke has been removed to avoid causing offence*

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the nintendo 3ds is being released this week. its the first 3d portable gaming device that doesnt require glasses, also known as a ball...

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How do chinese name their kids? They drop silverware

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Why does a woman with a little dark skin and black hair a Native American? Because she smells.

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Duke Nukem censored line: What are you waiting for? the celebration of the day you crucified Jesus and ate his flesh and blamed it upon the anti christ because of... Victory? Because you know Jesus gave his life in order to prove that he was immortal and died for your sins because his life is eternal... Satan your Moral Man: Nah, lets just go with "what are you waiting for, christmas?" Now go celebrate you murdering your savior which said "ill be back" on the cross and returned three days later at his second coming? Seriously? I thought only Jesus: The guy that was totally an ARAB (deny it and be consumed in the flames of hell, not my problem), and Jesus: strikes back came out, where can I get Jesus: The third coming? Factoid: Yeah Jesus was totally a blonde haired white man which went clothed in the finest ARYAN silks, in addition he only drove in his MUSTANG 9001 and smoked Lucky Strike... Which did nothing for his luck...

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roses are red turtles are random. cancer

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i don't hate you because your fat ...your fat because i hate you

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Roses are red bullets are led if you don't take me back now i'll shoot you in the head!

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Why did the chicken cross the road. grass was greener on the other side!

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how many members of the australian greens party does it take to write legislation? none, it's already been done for them by Karl Marx

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Q:Whats the difference between Glenn Close and a black widow? A:one is a person, the other is a species of spider.

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Why did Jimmy never like old people? Because he was abused as a child by one.

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Why did the person write an antijoke? To get to the other side

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Anti Joke

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