- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock. Who's there? It's Tyler Oh hey, come in

Hey I just meet you. And this is crazy, but im a Zombie. And you looks tasty!

Whats worse than 1 bee sting? 2 bee stings? whats worse than 2 bee stings? 3 bee stings? No! The holicost Whats worse than the holicost? What? 3 Bee stings

A blonde woman, a brunette woman and a redhaired woman walk into a bar. They can be considered fiscally responsible because it was two for one Ladie's Night.

Q: Why is asprin white? A: It works.

Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall? A: Depends on how hard you throw them.

Get on the boat.

Why did Jay-Z rob a bank? Wait, nevermind. Jay-Z didn't rob a bank.

What's black and white and red all over? A dead penguin

Why did the little boy throw rocks at his sister? ...Because she has cancer.

How do you know when a Captcha defect causes you to post the same anti-joke three times? Canteloupe.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was being chased by a serial rapist.

What's the worst part about anti jokes? They get boring after a while

why did the chicken cross the road? IDGAC

What is the difference between a urologist and a can of chili? One is hot and spicy, and the other analyzes urine.

what did the cat say to the dog? I turded out my crap hole

What did Hitler get his son for Christmas? An Ez-bake oven and a GI Jew

What's so funny about Mexicans? Nothing. They're all humans too.

how do you know an elephant has gotten into your refrigerator? The fridge is on its side, the door is torn off, and the ruined food scattered all over the floor. Not to mention there is an elephant in your kitchen.

Dad's writes on son's Facebook wall: "Dear Son, How are you? All are fine here. We miss you a lot. Please!! TURN OFF THE COMPUTER & COME DOWN FOR DINNER!!! by darragh hamilton

Why did the middle age man walk across the street? There were no vehicles currently driving on that particular road

What is the difference between menstrual blood and sand? You can't gargle sand.

A man walks into a bar After months of rehab he is giving in to his drinking abuse again and will ruin his life as well as his family

Who stole the cookie from the cookie jar Was it you? No

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