In the attic lights Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Leaving the things that are real behind Leaving the things that you love from mind All of the things that you learned from fears Nothin' is left for the years Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Lights, voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Leaving the things that are real behind Leaving the things that you love from mind All of the things that you learned from fears Nothin' is left for the years Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic

thumb_up thumb_down -28

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side XD

thumb_up thumb_down -32

Why was the chicken sad Thanksgiving

thumb_up thumb_down -32

Say, "I have a really nice knock knock joke, but you have to start." To someone. They say knock knock You say who's there! and walk away.

thumb_up thumb_down -36

haha women's rights.....what a joke.

thumb_up thumb_down -36

What's more absurd than a goldfish astronaut? A jew that cares about palestinians

thumb_up thumb_down -38

why did the boy fall off his bike? because his mum through a fridge at him

thumb_up thumb_down -40

Why did the plane crash? Chuck Norris was sitting in it, and thus his weight was countless times larger than the lift force of the plane.

thumb_up thumb_down -40

whats worse than having the flu? having cancer

thumb_up thumb_down -40

yo mamma's so fat she's fat!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

thumb_up thumb_down +37

When life gives you lemons you make orange juice so people will say "How the hell did you do that?"

thumb_up thumb_down +35

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black.

thumb_up thumb_down +33

Bill: Hey Bob guess what? Bob:What? Bill: your adopted

thumb_up thumb_down +33

men, men like men= men+bed

thumb_up thumb_down +33

Haikus are simple but sometimes they don't make sense refrigerator.

thumb_up thumb_down +31

why do some people of all races enjoy American foods? Because they can be extreamly delishus and satisfying to eat. Why dont some people of all races enjoy American foods? Because then we would all be too big to fit on earth.

thumb_up thumb_down +29

Have you ever seen the movie called "The Tourist"? No

thumb_up thumb_down +27

knock knock WHO'S THERE?! ARE YOU A SEX CRIMINAL?! NO ONE WANTS TO DO THAT TO YOU MUM!

thumb_up thumb_down +25

Why was segregation made Illegal? because its more fun to break the law

thumb_up thumb_down +25

Did you hear about the man who played the lottery? He lost.

thumb_up thumb_down +25

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Pansies are purple, Nothing rhymes with purple.

thumb_up thumb_down +23

What's the difference between a book and a house? Their names

thumb_up thumb_down +21

A man walked in the kitchen with a gun. He made a sandwich.

thumb_up thumb_down +21

Whats worse tan finding a worm in your apple? Being touched by Michael Jackson

thumb_up thumb_down +21

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops