i have a black man in my family tree. i am 25% african american among several other ethnicities.

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How does a black guy in debt make money fast at the bank? He applies for a loan and conscientiously works hard to pay off the loan in turn, which he was lucky enough to get at a low interest rate.

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Your big dick.

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A blind man walked into a bar. Quite literally.

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Knock Knock... Who's there? Nine... Nine who? Nine Eleven.

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Yo mama is so fat that her doctor advised her to get some exercise or risk developing a heart condition!

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A paralyzed person walks into a bar.

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Yo Mama is so fat that she should probably make an appointment with a bariatric surgeon.

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What's worse than burning your tongue drinking hot chocolate? Being shanked by a homeless man.

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There was 2 friends named Shutup and Trouble. They were camping and Trouble got lost in the woods. Shutup called the police. Shutup: Hello, is this 9-1-1 my friend is missing. Police: What is your name sir? Shutup: Shut up Police: What? Shutup: Shut up Police: What did you say? Shutup: I said Shut Up Police: Hey are you looking for TROUBLE? Shutup: Yes! Police: Guess what? We found him, he's safe in the station. We will have a officer come by a drop him off. Have a good day Mr. Shutup Shutup: Thank you

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how many large people can you fit in a bath tub ... 1/16

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Whats green has 4 legs and would kill someone if it fell out of a tree??? A pool table.....

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what did the apple say to the orange? :nothing because an apple is not a human organism nor an orange therefore they can not speak....

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Your momma is so ugly that when she stepped on the mirror, it broke.

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A black guy and a Mexican are in a car, who is driving? They take turns due to the fact it is a long trip.

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Justing Bieber walks in a bar. Everyone shoots him.

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A man walks into a bar. He bumps his head on the iron and has headaches for a week.

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If life's a box of chocolates, I'm the dominant male.

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Two Jewish men are walking when they see a penny on the ground. They continue walking because pennies are not worth picking up in today's economy

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pobody's nerfect

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A black guy and a Mexican are sitting in a car who's driving??? The Cops

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Q:what do you get when you get when you cross a dog and a human A: a human-dog hybrid with AIDS

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what do you call cheese thats not yours? A: stolen cheese.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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