why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't he got ran over half way.

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A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

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whats the differnece between a bag of dead babies and a ferarri? nothing ill never have either

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because grass don't eat meat.

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what is the differnce between my truck and chuck norris? i eat my own poop.

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hey girl, My Gyarados is BIG enough for you to ride it ALL day and night

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A man walks into a bar with a frown on his face His dog just died

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Did you know that... Billy had a heart attack, it was sad. Now you know!

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An asian walks into class to take a math test. He did not study and consistently misbehaves and promptly fails.

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What's the difference between a Gay Man and a Straight Woman? Anatomy.

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Why did the Alzheimer's patient fail the history exam? I don't remember.....

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Why did jimmy fall off the swing? He had no arms or legs Knock knock Who's there? Not jimmy

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Most adults can swim. Current government studies are investigating similar skills in babies. With unnecessarily large pools.

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Why was Mr. Smith always so sad at the block party? His uncle molested him as a child, when he was 10 he finally told his mother. His mother and father later fought if they should tell the police, the mother wanted him to go to jail, and the dad didn't want to ruin his family because the uncle was his brother, and the uncle had children. Right before his mother would call the police his father stabbed her in the back, mr smith saw what happened. Him and his father hid his mothers body and mr smith"s dad told him if he tells anyone about this he will kill him. Years later when mr smith was 13 he went on drugs to ease the pain, he later became an addict, and dropped out of school. He know suffers from depression and has killed all 3 of his wives. He is wanted in many middle eastern countries. So when ever he goes to sleep he has the same dream were him mom offers him pot and right before he gets it his dad stabs her in the back. So know mr smith is sad at the block party because he will kill himself later tonight.

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Malcom: Knock Knock. Jessica: Who's there? Malcom: It's Malcom. Jessica: Okay. Come in.

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too bad about that wild ball, you otherwise played a fantastic softball game

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You need to trim these evergreens. Either they are getting low our my van is GROWING!

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Knock Knock Who's there? Mormens...

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What type of pants do Mario and Luigi wear? Levi or Denim, I'm not sure why but probably because you can get a nice fitting pair for only a couple of bucks.

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The Pope walks into a bar, the barman says: "What'll it be, Pope?" But the Pope's knowledge of English is tenuous at best. He mumbles something in Latin that the barman doesn't understand. The Pope becomes frustrated and leaves.

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your mother eats so many chocolates and sugary confectionary that i would recommend a check up the the dentist.

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What do you call an old lady walking down the street? Widowed.

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What did Joe get for his first birthday? Nothing he died at birth

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What did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? X box Kinect

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