Why was 6 scared of 7? Because 7,8,9

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What's Black,White and red all over? A black person with a skin disease on her period.

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A black guy walks into a bar with a dog. He is asked to leave because his dog is not on a lead.

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Is this the Krusty Crab? Yes.

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If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychological disorder.

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How many babies does it take to paint a fence? depends on how hard you throw them.

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Its not a big mistake at all, if people do not want to get hypnotized you cant hypnotize them, or so I thought...

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How many Norwegians does it take to change a light bulb? Only one. But all the replacements are high-tolerance, long-life and non-dimmable.

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What did the little boy do when he got his test grade? Cried, it was 0

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What does the Priest say to the little boy? Size doesnt matter

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why did the fat woman die? ... because she tried to commit suicide and the ceiling collapsed on her.

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What did the girl tell her abusive boyfriend Girl: You broke my heart! Boyfriend: I'm gonna break your face.

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How did the mexican die while fixing a lightbulb? He fell off the ladder.

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A thief stole a calendar. Later, feeling guilty, he returned it to its owner, admitted his misconduct, and went to a local minimart to purchase his own.

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Q:What's brown and tastes like shit? A:Shit

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Q. What do you do when you cross an elephant, and a soccer ball. A. That would never happen.

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How do you drown a blonde? Intentionally attempting to drown anyone, regardless of their hair color, is murder which is illegal and morally wrong to do.

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If your canoe is stuck in a tree with no headlights, how many pancakes does it take to get to the moon. False, snakes don't have armpits

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What do you call a successful black man who owns millions? Either a criminal or a fictional character.

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Q:How many cavemans does it take to screw in a lightbulb A: None there was no electricity back then

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We started this thing together, I do not get it, he is like you said, just a little nerd...

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What is the opposite of pro? Con right? So what's the opposite of progress? Congress

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knock knock whose there? penis penis who? penis want vagina

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there's a new drink out called the Bin Laden... it consists of two shots and a splash of water

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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