A man walks into a boar. The tusked beast accepts his apology.

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Q. What's big, green, has four legs, fuzzy, and if fell out of a tree would kill you? A. A pool table

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Man goes to doctor, says he's depressed. The world is bleak and hopeless and life just isn't worth living. The doctor thinks for a second then smiles. "Treatment is simple he says, the great clown Pagliacci is in town. Go see him, that should pick you up." The man bursts into tears, sobs hysterically like a child, "But doctor," he says. "I am Pagliacci."

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Why are babies like shake weights? Cause If you shake them long enough, they both end up being inanimate objects.

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Q: What's green and has four wheels? A: A green car.

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A jew walked into a bar Hitler said.... A jew walked out of a concentration camp

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Why did the plane crash? Chuck Norris was sitting in it, and thus his weight was countless times larger than the lift force of the plane.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the chicken is now getting flowers for her dead children that got hit buy multiple cars, also the chicken is a human mother.

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Why did the Old Lady cross the road? Because the worm selected her as a weapon

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How does an asian man drive? He hops into the car, turns the ignition, slowly accelerates from his parking spot and merges into everyday traffic

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yo mamma's so fat she's fat!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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whats worse than 10 dead babies in a bucket 5 are alive and eating the others

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What does DNA stand for? The National Dyslexic Association

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Why didn't the policeman stop the bank robbery? He wasn't there

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A: what did one apple say to the other apple. B: Nothing apples cant talk

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What did the librarian say at the heavy metal concert? Shhhhh

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What's worse than the holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

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A white guy, a black guy, an asian guy, an indian sit together. Canada

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A man walked into the woods with alzheimers......pancakes

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Your Mom is so fat, that she went to the doctor's and they told her that she was overweight and needed to get a stomach staple in order to make her lose weight

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Why did the policeman who's third wife just lost 20 pounds go to sleep? He was tired.

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ms caissie is secretly laughing at these...

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