If you have three ice-cream cones, and you give away two, how many do you have left? Why would you give away your ice-cream? Eating it is the better option.

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Q:what do you get when you get when you cross a dog and a human A: a human-dog hybrid with AIDS

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Dylan: "I dont understand anti-jokes"

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What is the worst joke ever? This one.

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Think of a number 1-10 Now add 39 Divide that by 20 Subtract two Now close your eyes.. Dark isn't it?

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Knock Knock. Erm, sorry to be weird, but can you perhaps use the doorbell, because it's new and has a novelty chime. I'm proud of it and get a little chuckle everytime it rings in the vain hope that, perhaps you, the visitor, may also find it entertaining. Who's there anyway?'

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quiz is to quizzicle as test is to test___.

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How do you make a dentist cry? Kill all his family.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse does not respond because it is a horse. It can neither speak nor understand English. It is confused by its surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

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Two muffins are sitting next to each other in the dessert. A hungry man passes, takes a look at the muffins lifts his shoulders and walks away. The next day a camel walks by and eats one of the muffins. The camel dies instantly, apparently the muffin was poisoned.

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What's better than rape? Consensual sex.

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What's worse than dropping your loli-pop? The Holocaust

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What did one tree say to the other tree? Nothing, trees can't talk.

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why did the teacher quit her job and become a musician? Because her class was very mean to her and growing up she had always wanted to play music

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Q: What did the nazi say to hitler? A: You like my Auschwitz?

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have alzheimers. Cheese on toast.

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bite me

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whats older than your mom? a tortoise that has been living more than a couple hundred years

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What's grey and doesn't climb trees? A car park.

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jack be nimble jack be quick jack is a parapeligic.....there's no need for more

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Knock, Knock Whos there? Banana Banana Who? Banana i didn't say your moms dead.

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Yo momma so fat she has more chins than a Chinese phonebook. Chins in a phonebook? I don't get it.

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How do you offend a black person? Call him a nigger.

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Rawan what are you looking at, stop reading this

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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