- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the rich white student to the poor arabian teacher? good morning Mr.Stevenson.

A blonde takes a math test it says find x? She circles x and puts there it is!

Yo momma's so skinny she doesn't have any fat!

Two Mexicans were sitting in the back of a car. They were carpooling to save gas.

Why did the African boy die? He was denied any antibiotics to heal his severe case of mono and AIDS, and was living on dirty water and dirt.

Why was the woman angry with Santa Claus? Because he kicked her hands.

knock knock! who's there? Jim Jim who? Jim Goldenbach

whats brown and sticky? Doody

What was the black kid carrying when he was running down your street? His television set

You know what makes me smile? Facial muscles.

Why did Susie fall off the swings? She had no arms. Knock! Knock! Who's there? Not Susie.

What do you call a black man that is on fire? A Man on Fire. The fact that he is black has no relevance in this situation.

Why do the Chinese eat cats? Because it is a good source of protein that is relatively easy to obtain. Really, it's not much different than killing pigs for food.

why did the chicken eat his brother? he was a canivore

Did you know Helen Keller had a doll house? She didn't either.

Why was the boat red and sticky? A boy dropped his slurpee. What were you thinking?!

When is a door not a door? When it is thrown away. Then, it will likely decompose in a landfill or be recycled into another product. In either case, it will no longer be a door.

Did you hear about that creepy guy on Facebook? He was un-friended

A guy walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face?" The guy didn't respond because he was deaf.

Why did Sally fly off the swing, She had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Sally

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No.. Neither have they.

Why did dave not hug his wife? becuase he said she looked horrifying from the war in iraq.

Why doesn't Austin have sex? Because when his wife gets hot he puts dirt on her and hits her with a shovel

Your momma smells so bad that she purchased arm and hammer products to improve upon her natural scent.

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