- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the pig cross the road? To chase after his adopted chicken.

Why did the girl cry? She got hit by a bus.

what's funny about cancer. nothing it is a serious life threating disease with no cure.

Why doesn't a ducks quack echo? Actually, it does, but the echo is imperceptible to human ears.

How many baby can u fit in a cup? A: it depends how strong ur blender is How do you get them out? A: tortilla chips

A horse walks into a bar the barmam asks why the long face The horse replies he's suffering from depression after his family was killed in a car crash and he has now turned to alcohol to sort his sorrows

Two Christians are on their way to church. They stay for prayers and have a lovely lunch.

Menstrual jokes aren't funny. Period. Neither are 9/11 jokes. Just plane wrong Same with cripple jokes. Can't stand them I don't see why Helen Keller jokes are funny

Knock Knock Who's there? Eat a d!ck you sh!t fukk! I'm going have to ask you leave now

Q-Why did the man fall out of the behemoth A- he had no legs

Stick figure says to the artist "Can't you make it any bigger?" Artist:"No, I ran out of lead?"

An anti joke a day... really doesn't actually do that much

Optimus Prime: "GIVE ME YOUR FACE!" Shockwave: "Illogical. I have no face." Optimus Prime: "Then GIVE ME YOUR EYE!" RIPP

Q. What do you get if you cross a suspicious person with a paranoid person? A. Who wants to know

All your facts check out, so I sent a little search team to find someone selling us out, it turns that they are after the leader of "The order" and "The king`s throne", so unless you got some small sub-department going on, point zero is in danger, ill explain everything once this is over.

yo mamma so fat she should probably look into a clinical weight loss program and exercise daily.

What time is it when an elephant sits on your fence? three-thirty.

2 boy once went to a party. One boy dared the other to suck all the helium out of a balloon. Today this boy is know as Justin Bieber

What's tiny and smells like a big banana? A tiny banana

What do you call a person who walks but doesn't run? A power walker What do you call a person who runs but doesn't walk? Someone running to the nearest bathroom holding there crotch.

A horse walks into a bar. Bartender says "It's probably not a good idea that your in here, any sudden movements and you could seriously injure somebody. Our beer glasses aren't ergonomically designed for your kind of species. I'm going to have to ask you to leave"

q. What's the worst thing about your family a. There related to you

What do you call the offspring of an elephant? A baby elephant.

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