How long does it take for light to travel a light-year ? A year.

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what do you do when life gives you lemons? take them, free shit is cool!

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Why couldn't the kitten drink its milk? Because his face was stapled to the wall.

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How do you know an elephant has gotten into your refrigerator? The refrigerator is lying on its side and the door is ripped off. The food is all over the place and the shelves are scattered around the floor. Your house will have suffered severe structural damage that insurance plan might not cover. Also there is a mortified elephant in you kitchen.

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There was a kid and one day he didnt do his homework...he failed.

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What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both lawyers.

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Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Who the hell knows..?

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what do u call a black guys dick a pogo stick

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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Why did the bus drive off the cliff? It's driver happened to be a tomato.

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If Tiger Woods is Asian and Black what is he? A golfer!

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Why did the black man steal an inhaler? Because he was broke and he had asthma.

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a man decided to climb a tree. he got to the top,raised his arms above his head and said "I am on top of the world ". after that he fell because he was not holding on to anything

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Haikus are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense, Refrigerator Sex

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"So, what do you fancy doing tonight?" "Does it matter? We'll end up doing what you want anyway..."

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Why is the boy sad? He was getting bullied so he later on talked to a teacher and the bully and him settled their differences. The bullied boy still wishes the bully to go to hell.

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What happens when you run over a black man? It is most likely that he is killed.

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a guy walked into a bar, ordered a drink, sipped it slowly thinking of his waisted youth. then he finished his drink and went home to his wife of 34 years

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Q: what did the man with no eyes get for Chrismas? A: Reading glasses

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Q: What do you call a innocent black man that was shot 403 times by the cops when they asked for his ID and somehow assumed he was gonna reach for a gun? A: Deceased Texan.

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"knock knock" "who's there" *no answer* Opens door to find dead wife lying on doorstep with 'lol' stamped on forehead

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I'm black and I will beat your children. (This is not an anti-joke)

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never gonna give you up, never gonna let you down

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Yo mama so stupid, she scored poorly on her SAT exams in high school. She was unable to recieve a college education. She now works as a full time waitress at a small diner. She earns minimum wage and is still getting nowhere on her search for a better job.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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