Do you like fish sticks? Yes. Me too.

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What is the difference between a pizza and a Jew?

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Yo mama's so fat that when she goes into a clothing store, she often feels self-conscious about having to buy larger than average clothing sizes than most people.

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Why did timmy's face turn red? Early that morning Timmy was brutally attacked by the local street gang which proceeded to smack timmy's face with a baseball bat and smearing the blood with a dirty rag.

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Your momma is so dumb that her IQ is 3 standard deviations below that of an average person.

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What's the difference between a red shirt and a blue shirt? one is red and one is blue

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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a man was cooking a tortilla. what did he say when he dropped it while flipping the tortilla? oops i dropped my tortilla

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Q. Which famous celebrity has had the most children over the last 10 years? A. Michael Jackson

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i'm hard

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Recycled jokes are about as good as a scalar roundabout... [L]

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Little johnny raised his hand one day in class and asked if he could use the restroom. The teacher said he had to say the abc's first. Johnny successfully recited the abc's and then proceeded to use the restroom.

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Why did the legless person roll down a hill? Because he was in a wheelchair

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how to name your chinese kid. throw a spoon dow the stairs

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what is the meaning of life? i dont know, but im fairly sure its not 42

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When Chuck Norris claps, his two hands slam together, creating rather loud soud.

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Q: Why didn't Little Jhonny go to school today? A: There was no school today.

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Your mums so tall, she's above the average height of women for her age.

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Why would Maria not have sex with Liam? Because she is Danish and doesn't shave and therefore is self-conscious

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, i thought violets were violet. hmph.

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It's weird how two of the SAME jokes can get different ratings.

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Little Johnny was walking through the park... only he had no legs. Little Johnny was raped later that day... while he bled out from him having his legs cut.

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I met a muslim girl the other day Shes the bomb

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Q. Why did Lucy fall off the swing? A. She had no arms Q. Why didn't she get back up? A. She had no legs Q. Why did no one help her up? A. She had no friends Q. Why did Lucy fall off the swing A. She had no arms You: knock knock Other person: who's there? You: not Lucy

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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