While getting Sherrie's Crabcakes I was arrested by Missy Hepp highway patrol.

How do you put an elephant in a fridge? Open the fridge door and place the elephant inside. How do you put a giraffe in a fridge? Open the fridge door, remove the elephant, and place the giraffe inside. There is a party at the zoo. All of the zoo animals attend, except one. Which one? The giraffe, because he is in the fridge.

A duck walks up to a lemonade stand, as asks the man running the stand, "Hey, got any grapes?" The man suffers a heart attack from the shock of a talking duck

What did the mother say to her son? Nothing, she was dead.

Haunnaka in 1940's Germany. six thousand people die. in one minute.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Sally had no arms. Knock knock. Whose there? Not Sally.

Why a polar bear fell over? He drank so much

A Johnson walks into a hole. Why am I in this hole? Because rape is not an option.

BTMG JOAN!"!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! TOP OF THE MORNING FREE MEAT NO SANTA THIS YEAR BONE FOUNDATIONS MOUNTNORRIS WHY IS THAT BAG MOVING?????????? MR MO MOLESTOR SHIT STAINS VEGETABLE GUN OPERATION SBB OPERATION SBB (THE AFTERMATH) #SL #NSL TIN SCHACK SKI LIFT MILK STAINS NATHAN: 5 - SEATS: 0 GREEK LETTER STU THE SO

What do you call a bug stepped on 47 times, then burned to a crisp? Dead

Why aren't there any painkillers in the jungle? because of the unethical and unscrupulous practices of big pharma

why did scooba steeve loose his flippers? because his head imploded after reaching an extremley high pressure point at the bottom of the ocean. unable to live, his memory was a bit less persistant.

yo mama's so dumb, she had to retake the 11th grade.

Why Johnny's parents threw out his broken bike? - ´Cause Johnny got ran over by a drunken driver yesterday, when he was cycling back home from school.

Why did the boy who didn't do his homework fall out off a tree? Because his overly obsessive mom threw a rock at him.

Why did the black man go to portugal? Because he was very hard working and needed a vacation.

Everything makes me look good, Rape doesn't look good on anyone, and it hurts everyone involved

What's white and sticky.... Jizz

What page are you on The gay page.

Why wasnt the black man entitled to a social welfare cheque? Because he made quite good money at a nearby hospital, where he worked as a doctor

If i could re-arrange the alphabet i'd put my sausage in your oven

Why was the fat guy so sad? Because he knew he would die sooner or later, just like every other human being

Do you want to hear a joke, Women's rights

what do you do with a drunken sailor? take him back to port because he's not in a right state of mind to be on board a moving vessel

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