what do you call a man that has a terminal illness and is named James - James

Just checked my Tesco burgers in the fridge and they're still within the use by date.

Steve asks Dave if he likes fish sticks. Dave says yes. Steve asks Dave if he likes to put fish sticks in his mouth. Dave says yes again. They both agree to buy some, prepare them, and eat them, as fish stick are tasty, convenient, and mildly nutritious.

roses are black violets are black i am blind

What did the man say when he lost his car? Where the fuck did my car go

A man walks into a bar. Something funny happens.

Only people of high intelligence can laugh at anti jokes.

What did the black boy get for Christmas? A bike his parents bought him.

whats orange and cant talk? an orange

Why did the chicken cross the road? Fruit loops.

Kanye West walks into a bar. As he is a very popular celebrity, he is recognized instantly. The patrons mob him, asking for pictures and autographs. He is in a pleasant humour that evening, so he indulges them. Some laughs are had, he buys lots of drinks, and takes home two beautiful women. Such is the life of a celebrity. ...but that still doesn't make him happy.

Why did the teenager drink a beer? Because it was actually full of sizzurp

What did the farmer say to the cow that asked for food? No.

I may be ugly, but I'm also dumb.

Knock Knock who's there its black george washington.

What do you call a black man with a peg leg? Disabled

Yo mamas so poor, she should probably find a source of consistent payment to support herself.

Q Why did the chicken cross the road? A Because it couldn't fly

Why did the black man go to the back of the bus? The only unoccupied seats were back there.

A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

How did the baby survive the car accident? He didn't. He was killed on impact.

What's the difference between an Elephant and a Post Box? An Elephant is not a Post Box. It is an Elephant.

An Asian girl is playing with a rubber band. She accidentally slings it into her eye, cries, and receives immediate attention from her mother.

why did Sarah fall off the swing? she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? not sarah

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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