What do you call an Asian who can't drive? Underage, and therefore has not required his license to do so.

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Once upon a time there was a young teenager who was bullied a lot. She died 100 years ago.

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An invisible man sleeping in your bed! Who ya gunna call? Most likely the local police department to report the strange incident possibly brought on by lack of sleep. NOT Bill Murray.

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yo momma so fat, Bob's furniture store is having a sale on wednesday at 5:00.

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What has a beard and bombed the World Trade Center? Osama Bin Ladin. No, but seriously he's a terrorist.

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Blind jokes are not funny! I just don't see the humor in them

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-Knock Knock - no one respond , they were brutally murdered by a drug addict.

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What did the cat say to the dog? Miaow. What did the dog say to the cat? Miaow.

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Haikus are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense, Refrigerator Sex

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How many dead babies can you fit inside Casey Anthony's trunk? Trick question. She didn't do it.

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What do Justin Bieber and corn have in common? They are both fruits. Except for the corn.

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Why does the Easter Bunny hide his eggs? So nobody finds he's been fucking hens.

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Q: What do you call a innocent black man that was shot 403 times by the cops when they asked for his ID and somehow assumed he was gonna reach for a gun? A: Deceased Texan.

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Why was the Saudi Arabian terrorist flying a plane in America? He was going to visit some family on a ranch in Kansas.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue Your Adopted Deal With It!!!

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It had a heart attack. Why did the baby fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the monkey

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how many flys in a box six --sticksack

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Why can't Julius Caesar use a cell phone? Because he is dead.

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Q: What do you call a Jew in space? A: An astronaut you racist bastard!

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms

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Knock Knock Come in

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What happened to the lady? She queefed.

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An alien just ate your family and all of the things you love

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One day a terribly epileptic child is put on on a strict Atkins diet by his loving mother. A week later he finds that the frequency and intensity of his seizures have been reduced by its ketogenic effects, which provides exogenous fats for the body to burn, but limits the available carbohydrate so that ketone bodies build up. It is the high level of these ketones which appear to suppress seizures.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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