- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you get 50 Babies into a phone booth? A blender How do you get them out? Doritos

In the movie Dark Skies, little white boys were haunted by a mysterious force. The answer is obvious, isn't it? They are being haunted by Michael Jackson's ghost.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? At age two, she contracted an illness that left her blind, deaf, unable to speak, and was considered backwards of intelligence. She lived in a dark and hopeless world of her own, rendering her unable to do anything, let alone drive.

An Irish man, an English man, and a Scottish man are standing on the edge of a cliff. The English man and the Scottish man both fall of. The Irish man calls the authorities to alert them of this tragic misfortune.

Three men walk into a bar. The first guy bought two drinks, the second guy bought three drinks, can you guess what the third guy bought? A tazer.,

Why do black people like fried chicken? Because it tastes good.

Yo momma stank so bad, she might have a serious vaginal infection. You should take her to the hospital.

How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at him.

What do you call two black people in the same sleeping bag? A newly married couple on their camping adventure honeymoon.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, It's none of my business.

Homeless man....it's what's for dinner!

What do trees and people have in common? If you hit them enough times with an axe they will fall over.

What's clear and looks like water? Water.

How long did it take the man to swim the Atlantic? I don't know. Everybody stopped counting after a while and went on with their lives. His body was never found.

A deaf man is listening to the radio. Think about it.

Did you know, every time you close your eyes, a ghost appears. Once you open your eyes it disappears. PROVE I'M WRONG!?

What starts with P and ends with ORN? Porn

Why can't a cat fly Because it doesn't have wings.

Roses are red Violets are blue I hate rhyming Penis

What did the cow say to the chicken crossing the road? Moo

What the small boy with no arms or legs get fro christmas???? cancer

What did the little boy get from his parents on Christmas? Nothing. His parents died 2 nights before in a tragic car crash.

What do you get when a fat kid eats a donut... A Heart Attack.

what sucks blows and gets laid in the closet. YOUR MOM VACUMING

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