- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the black man grab and tie up the white woman? Because the white woman was a serial killer who has been on the FBI's most wanted list for killing children.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. ------ Knock Knock Whose there? Not Suzie

your in court a woman police officer says anything you say can and will be held against you. the man replies titty

What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

A horse walks into a bar and Shits John Taffer is Pissed

What's big fat and hairy? Peter

Your mama is so fat, we are all severely concerned for her health

What do you call a group of black people in a lamboghini..... Unlikely

A bomb went off in japan where did sally go Everywhere

Knock Knock Who's there? Can you sign for this package? Certainly

why did stuart buy an ipad from the mall. because he wanted an ipad

What do you call the black stuff in between an elephant's toes? Depending on the location of the elephant it is either dirt or it may be tar in the case of an elephant in captivity.

did you hear about the little girl who won first place in her school's spelling bee? she was hit by a bus

my own dog bit my penis off, it was then put down. it was the worst day of my life.

if you have 5 oranges and 15 ice cubes, how many pancakes can you fit on the roof? red, because aliens dont wear shirts.

Why did the boy jump of the cliff? He was following the others

Do you know what would happen if Hitler was still alive today. Nothing he's not.

Whats worse then sneezing on someone? sneeze on someone and find out

Why did the chiken cross the road? It didn't, J-walking is against the law.

why did the pyromaniac burn down the house? because he is a pyronaniac, he derives pleasure from burning things.

pull my finger (farts)

Q. What do humans and jelly beans have in common ? A. Nothing.

knock knock who's there ... 'Opens the door slowly SUPRISE BUTT SEX!

How many light bulbs? 1

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