What did one dead baby say to the other dead baby? Nothing, they are both dead.

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she is a woman.

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What 10 inches long and wont be getting sucked this valentines day? Whitney Houstons crack pipe

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A Palestinian woman walks into a library. She is promptly stoned to death.

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Why did the Black guy work at KFC? To provide money for his struggling family.

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what smells like red paint, looks like red paint and is called red paint? A pear, i lied about everything i just said

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Why is Chuck Norris so frickin awesome? He just is cause he's chuck norris

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, my dick is hard, and it's cumming for you.

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A king's son's birthday was coming up and the king asked,"Son i'm the king. You can have anything you want." And the son said,"Oh i'll have some purple ping pong balls." For his birthday he got a rollar coster, a pizzaria, a new car, and of corse, some purple ping pong balls. The next year the king asked,"Son, i'm the king, you can have anything you want." and the son said,"Oh i'll have some purple ping pong balls." And for his birthday he got a manchin, an iphone, a water park, and of corse some purple ping pong balls. One day, the prince was driving in his car and was in a terrible car accadent. On his death bed, his father asked him one final question,"Son, why did you want all of those purple ping pong balls?" And the son answered,"Well, i wanted all of them because-" and then he died.

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So there's this guy, and he's trying to screw in a lightbulb, right? Well, he did it. Hoorah. His wife was proud.

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what did the African baby get for his birthday?..... AIDS

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You know you're drunk when you've spend a significant amount of time consuming alcohol.

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yo mama is so fat she has more body mass than a skinny person

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Q: What's big, green, fuzzy, and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? A: A pool table.

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WNBA

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What did the hooker get for Christmas ? AIDS.

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what do call a dead dog in between two planks of wood? big sandwhich.

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What's the difference between a black man and a bench? The bench is an object and the black man is a human being.

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What did man who had diarrhea say to the other man? "I have to go to the toilet."

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What’s big, grey, has wrinkly skin, and a trunk? An elephant. Oh, you’ve heard this one.

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Gentlemen, when she says no, she always means yes. Unless, of course, your rhetoric is of a sexual nature.

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whats big, black and red all over? My mom when its that time of the month

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How many black men does it take to change a light bulb? TO GET TO THE OTHER SIDE!

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Roses are Grey, Violets are Grey, I am Colorblind...FML

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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