- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A duck walks into a bar- nope, just chuck testa...

Jim: Kevin, how old are you? Kevin cries because they are twins. His Brother was hit in the head with a bat yesterday and does not remember anything.

Why did the mexican go back to mexico? He grew up there

Why did the black man get fired? In this economy businesses are downsizing and outsourcing jobs for cheaper labor.

Yo momma so fat she has more chins than a Chinese phonebook. Chins in a phonebook? I don't get it.

Why did the monkey fall off? It had no more lives. Why did the second monkey fall off? I dunno. Why did the third monkey fall off? Since the second was unknown, the third does not exist. Why did the little girl died? It's pretty obvious.

how do you wake up a really old man? you dont, he's probably already dead.

Is that a gun? Or are you forcing your boner into my back? Or is it something completely different that shares the physical characteristics of guns and boners?

Your such a whore, you most likely cut your own clothes so people will see more of your body that they find physically attractive and make a partner for sex easier to obtain

A teacher, a lawyer, and a doctor are all at the edge of the cliff. Then they jump off and die.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, i thought violets were violet. hmph.

The secret to McDonalds success is all their customers are to fat to leave

What did the dog say to the rabbit? I quite liked Prince's first album.

knock knock who's there? me josh! come in.

What happened when the man fell off the boat? He went into the water and was viciously mauled by 5 alligators then ran over by another boat.

Why does the pope doesn't use this finger? (raise a finger) That's mine!

what did the poor guy get for christmas POVERTY

What's black and white and red all over? A penguin in a blender.

Why did the clown fall off the unicycle? Because I shot him in the face.

A man decided it was time to quit his job so he put his 2 weeks in and went to look for another job.

A dyslexic man walks into a bar. His own feelings of inadequacy over his learning disability have driven him to drink and is driving a wedge between him and his family

My father stole my mothers heart, he's in jail for murder

Why do women have boobs? So you've got something to look at while you talk to them. That's sexist... I'm sorry.

Roses are grey. Violets are a different shade of grey. Let's go chase cars. -Dog

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