- Anti Joke

What did Helen Keller name her dog? Well i would imagine one of various names for a domesticated animal and she would choose the name based on her likes towards nature or an element of nature, being the educated individual she i would think she may name it base on a person of importance, such as an author or maybe a writer that inspires her.

teacher: what is your name? student: some people call me attractive (mx)

I like the color potato.

what did the 14 year old boy get for christmas? nothing because he his sitting in prison for killin his parents and is serving a life sentence.

What's a pirate's favorite video game? Pirates lived in a time before such technology existed

Why was the woman angry with Santa Claus? Because he kicked her hands.

How did the black guy get knocked out? He was hit by a fridge.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because if he stayed on the farm, he would have been condemned to a miserable life, subjected to deplorable living conditions and an eventual pain-filled death by the hand of a cruel and heartless farmer. Crossing that road was his only chance of salvation.

What happends when two gay guys want to have kids? They can't, so they go to an orphanage and adopt one.

Why do you never see elephants hiding in trees? They're really good at it

Why is the man's nose bleeding? Because I punched him in the nose. He looked at me funny.

Why did Emily sit in a lonely corner? Because she just wanted to okay!

Tommy was excited to get a tattoo of a falafel on his wiener. He got skin cancer.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats worse than getting caught by a teacher for chewing gum? getting kidnapped by a giant hawk.

"My father walked out on me." "Oh that's strange because I saw him yesterday and he had no legs."

whats on object, almost tube like that squirts thick white liquid from the top elmer's glue

Three black men was in a car. They were going on holiday.

why was six afraid of seven? because seven eight nine

If you have $5 and Chuck Norris has $5, Chuck Norris now has $10.

why did the man fall down? because he was shot.

Why does Rebecca Black like Friday? Because it's the start of the weekend

A rat and a pig rape a puppy. Hey, that's just life.

What's blue, white and red all over? Not a duck.

Why do black guys have big dicks? God felt bad putting pubes on their head