- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a white person? Caucasian

why did the frog cross the road? because he was attached to the duck

Why was Timmy sore? He'd been playing with his cornhole along with his friends all day!

What is the difference between tea pot and shinkansen? shinkansen is very quick train and tea pot is traditional piece of dishes..

Knock knock Who's there Joe Aids who's?

Why did the chicken cross the road?? So he could tell me to tell this joke to everybody and therefore prevent the universe from exploding

hi, my name is zack, i have a boner from the girl to my right(;

What did the comedian say when he fell off the cliff? Nothing; dead beings are incapable of performing actions.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzie.

Why did Santa go to a rap concert? Because Santa was a rapper

Your mom is SO ugly, I entered her in an ugly contest, and she came in fourth place!

wats green, fuzzy, and if it fell out of a tree, it would kill u? a pool table

Why did the black man get fired? In this economy businesses are downsizing and outsourcing jobs for cheaper labor.

Why couldn't the convicted felonist get back to America? He was in Antarctica and accidentally licked a flagpole.

A man walks into a bar. A few hours later he walks out.

Did you hear about Osama Bin Laden? Well, he's dead.

How do you not get disappointed at the ending for "Mass Effect 3"? Don't play the game, dumbass.

A man with Tourettes walks into his Daughter's kindergarten classroom. Fortunately, he was able to control himself and refrain from any outbursts of profanity during the visit.

Q: What is the difference between a smart blonde and a UFO? A: One is a human while the other is an unidentified flying object.

roses are grey violets are grey im color blind

Saddam Hussein is the father of the mothers of all cultchies.

Why did the black man get a welfare check? Because he was either unemployed and decided he wanted someone to keep feeding his family, or decided to push forth the unfortunate stereotype of African-Americans not wanting to work and being lazy. Or maybe he didn't, why don't you ask him?

why do black people hate school? because they have to sit and learn like the rest of us for hours on end

What's yellow and can't swim? A bulldozer.

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