roses are blue violets are red crap i screwed up dont judge me

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Q:Why is rugby one of the safest sports to play? A: It isn't , it is in fact very dangerous.

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Why did seven eat nine? Because six was afraid of him.

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Japan

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Whats the difference between a baby in a comma and an iPod? I actually use the baby.

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Why did Jim go to the hospital? To get an autopsy.

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Q. How many blondes does it take to put in a lightbulb? A. Cause of 7,8,9!

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A little girl meets a homeless guy named Ian McDermott in downtown Atlanta She then screams stranger danger and a nearby policeman comes and arrests the man.

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whats the difference between a baby and an onion? no one cries when u chop up a baby.

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What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill.

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Q. What happened to the dog when he was kick in the privates? A. Nothing he was neutered a year ago.

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How did the Mexican get across the boarder? He applied for a student visa. He was a promising young scholar who had no trouble being accepted to a prestigious college.

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What did the man with candy say to the little boy? I have Candy.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato.

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Ask me if I am a tree. "Are you a tree?" No.

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Is this the Krusty Krab? Yes.

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Why can't the blonde dial 911? The battery on her phone is dead and she needs to recharge it. (Good thing there's no emergency.)

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What do you hear when the world trade center collapsed?, no seriously I wasn't even three yet.

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I'm a burrito... With a big shirt.

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why did the feminist cross the road? to suck a dick

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Why aren't there Olympics in Mexico? Idk Because everyone that can run jump or swim are already across the boarder.

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Three children had stumbled upon a magic slide. There was a sign on the slide stating that what ever they shouted, they would land in a pool of it at the bottom of the slide. So the first child began sliding and shouted out "JELLY" and sure enough he landed in a large pool of jelly when he reached the bottom of the slide. The next child, so excited to go down the slide began sliding down. She shouted out "LOLLIES" and sure enough she landed in a large pool of sweets and chocolates at the bottom of the slide. Finally, the youngest girl in the group mounted the slide. As she was going down she was enjoying the slide so much that she shouted "POOS POOS" forgetting the rule of the magic slide and finally landing in a large pool of excrement.

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Want to hear a dirty joke? A pig fell in the mud…

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What is blue and has to deal with a vagina. Blue waffle you know who has that Jews But the jews got it from the gassing and the gassing got it from hitlers wifes piss but the blue waffle came from the lesbian she had sex with when she was doing her lesbian phase but the lesbian got it from her father and the father got it from his wife.

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