- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You're so ugly, when yo' mama dropped you off at school, she kissed your forehead and called you beautiful.

If the goverment wants us to be eco friendly then why are the eco friendly cars so expensive?

Q. Why do cheetahs run so fast? A. Because their bodies allow them to.

EVERYBODY has a penis!!! Everybody!!!!

Two men were patients at a mental institution. One was named Dave, the other named John. Dave very quietly said, "Hello, my name is Dave, and I have a violent form of phonophobia, so please do not-" "DICK!" Dave promptly strangled John. John had Tourettes Syndrome.

Why was the black person sent to the back of the bus? All of the front and middle seats were taken.

What did Hitler say when he was dying? He said, "I'm dying."

Is this the Krusty Crab? Yes.

Q: How do you know what will happen when the world willl end? A: by experience

A boy asks his teacher for a eraser....he was given a blue pen. Turns out he was in space.

It is so hot out here, that it could melt an ice cube that was once in the freezer!

An elephant walked into a pub and ordered a strong Vodka and Coke. "Long day?" asked the barman. "Yeah. Very. So many people stroking my trunk in my apartment - It's meant to be a private place. I'm scared to go back there. One child said they were going to rape me."

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead get pulled over. The cop says "Yuck!" Then shoots the redhead because red hair is disgusting.

What's worse than a monkey attack. Nothing monkey attacks absolutely blow.

You know whats annoying? Steve

A dog walks into a bar, the bartender asks, "why the long face?" The dog replies, "because I am a dog you idiot, my face always looks like this"

Why didn't Rosa Parks get her fat black ass up? Because she was an avid partier and had anal with roughly 8 different guys the night before.

What's white and sticky.... Jizz

Joe has 30 candy bars and eats 25. What does john have now? DIABETIES. Joe has diabeties. Please comment!!!!!!!

Why was the kid crying? Cause he had a frog stapled to his face.

hows your wife she died 7 years ago really mine too

Why did the girl go to Jupiter? To get more stupider

A child walks into a bar. He finds to find his dad passed out in his vomit, the bartender realizes the dad left the kid in the car, and he is arrested. The kid grows up traumatized by the experience, and becomes a substance abuser just like his dad.

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