what did the robber say to lady gaga to get her in the car?get in the car or i shoot you i just want your money!!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side!!!! lolooloL!OL!olO!LO!Lo!l!LO!L!O11P!lOL!oO!l

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Why did Li Chong get an A on his math test? He studied.

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Have you heard of the Armenian genocide? No? Me neither.

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Mother Theresa, Billy Graham, and Joseph Smith walk into a bar. Just kidding, no they didn't.

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What did rangler get on anti joke? Thumbs down.

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Whats the hardest part of a vegetable to eat?? The WheelChair

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Knock Knock Who's there? My foot. My foot who? My foot in your ass.

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a pan of muffins comes out of the oven one muffin says "hey im really burnt" another muffin says "oh my gosh! a talking muffin!"

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What is worse than the holocaust paying taxes

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Sigh, at times like this I begin to ponder what I am doing with my life. I do not look that much like some anime character thingie, she is awfully cute for a anime character though.

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What was Hellen Keller's favorite color? Velcro.

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What did the woman find when she got home from the post office? Her son's corpse hanging from a clothes hanger. She was an abusive mom, and he killed himself.

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Knock, knock! Who's there? No one. No one actually knocked on your door because this is just a joke.

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Your mama is so fat, we are all severely concerned for her health

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A red-head, a brunette and a blond are trapped on an island 10km from civilization. The red-head swims 1.5km's, but is to tired, so she swims back to the island. The brunette swims 3km's, but is too tired, so she swims back to the island. After watching the first two fail, the blond evaluates the situation and decides that she does not possess the swimming ability required to reach the 5km point (At which swimming back to the island becomes equally as far as swimming to civilization), and instead stays on the island and creates a signal fire out of bits of debris scattered on the island, getting rescued within hours.

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What is worst than Justin Bieber new album? Being a jew during the holocaust or aids.

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A man walks into a butchers and asks for a loaf of bread the butcher replies " no im a butcher" The man says " its ok my bikes outside"

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How did the boy fall off the swing? He got hit by a fridge

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A blind man walked into a bar. Quite literally.

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What did the pillow say to it's owner? Nothing. Pillows are not able to talk.

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Q: What's worse than your parents dying in a car crash? A: You were in the backseat and saw your mother plead your father to slit her throat witht he broken glass because her legs were brushed and a windshield wiper was shoved in her kidney. As you stared on in pure horror, your father did as she asked with much contemplation. An ambulance arrives moments later. In the hospital, you tell your dad that you hate him for killing mom. You run away and he dies overnight due to heart failure. Yo suffered paralysis and now and are confined to a wheelchair for the rest of your natural life and are sent away to a born-again foster care home where you are never adopted.

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A paralyzed person walks into a bar.

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What's easier than a whore? Doesn't matter, your mom's a whore either way.

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Anti Joke

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