- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a person with one eye and no arms? Names.

How many jews can you put in a four seat car? two in the front two in the back.

Why did the man feel like he was flying? Because he had just committed suicide by jumping off of a tall building.

Why Didn't jeff go to school yesterday? He was dead.

why were the negros at whitney houstons funeral smiling? because there were free sandwiches!

Why did Lucy fall off the swing set? Because she died. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Lucy.

Your mom is so black, i shot a bullet at her. It came back and said i need a flashlight.

What did the jewish man say to the Irish guy at the bar? Are you Irish?

What do you get when you cross an elephant with a giraffe? A really f*cked up hybrid.

Q: What do you brush your teeth with, sit on and sleep in? A: A toothbrush, a chair and a bed

What about the cool kids down the block. Their friend just died with a serious health condition.

Q: How are a plum and a rabbit alike? A: They're both purple, except for the rabbit.

What do you call an orange fruit? An Orange.

What do you do if some idiot throws a grenade at you? Pull the pin and throw it back.

Why was the road crossed by the chicken? Because as an animal, incapable of understanding human languages and consequently lacking in education, it was unable to understand the convention of not using the passive voice in English prose writing.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I dont really care anymore BECAUSE I'M SICK AND TIRED OF THIS CLICHE!

What noise did Helen Keller make when she fell out of the window? None. She wasn't aware that she was falling and died immediately upon impact. @rowakaflocka

q: why won't the asian girl do anything? a: it's pretty hard to move or speak being gagged and tied up in my basement

Q. What does the kool aid man say when he breaks into a wall A. Ow

So this squirrel is walking across the road when a HUGE truck comes and smashes him beneath the tire.

Feminine hygiene jokes aren't funny. Period

whats the same about a donkey and a horse? They are from the same animal classification group.

Does your iPod have zoom on it? Yeah, but it doesn't have a camera

The fox said to the walrus, "Hatee-hatee-hatee-ho!" And the walrus replied, "Goo-Goo-g'joob".

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