How many apples does it take to keep the doctor away? 1 if you throw it hard enough! haha

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Evil Witch: Hey Snow White, want an apple. Snow White: No thank you, I just ate, I'm good. Evil Witch: But its good! Snow White: No thanks, I'm good! Evil Witch: Ill put caramel on it!! Snow White: NO THANKS! Evil Witch: FINE!! The Evil Witch then pulled out an AK - 47 and violently murdered Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs.

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why do you kill people in call of duty you don't you kill computer made figures

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Knock Knock. Who's there? The Police. She told me she was nineteen.

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A guy, arriving at the pearly gates of Heaven, asks St. Peter "Why did I die? Why me." St. Peter replies: "You died the same way everyone does. Lack of oxygen to the brain."

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Son come here OK daddy Daddy what are you doing DADDY NO! DADDY NO!

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Yolo Pierre because of Etzio tickle shits faggatron and individual nut join forces to become the shit suckers

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pants on the ground pants on the ground lookin like a fool with your pants on the ground

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hello

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Forward this anti-joke to at least 15 people And absolutely nothing extraordinary will happen in the next 10 minutes.

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If a red house has red bricks, and a yellow house has yellow bricks, what colour of bricks does a greenhouse have? Greenhouses are made of glass.

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How do you make a clown shut up? Throw a axe at it!!

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Why was lady crying? Because her ten yer old son died of cancer..

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I walk in to a bar, ask for a beer, get drunk, walk away and.... hmmm.. how could I finish the joke??..

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A policeman walks into a pretzel shop. He sees two freshly baked pretzels. One was a salted.

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If I earned a dollar for every time you've said, "I'm too old for this sh*t," I wouldn't have made very much money. You are a giraffe.

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What do you call a person who is black? A black person.

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A man and his friend walk into a bar. The first man says "I'll have some H2O." The second man, quite thirsty, says "I would like some H2O too." The second man dies because the bartender is a serial killer and gave the man the hydrogen peroxide he ordered. The first man is killed with a shovel.

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Is Barack Obama a dentist, a teacher, or the president of the United States? A dentist. He just happens to have the same name as the president.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Can you sign for this package? Certainly

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What do you call a group of black people in a lamboghini..... Unlikely

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school homewrok

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Roses are red, Violets are blue; In Soviet Russia, POEM WRITES YOU!

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Yo mamas so poor, she should probably find a source of consistent payment to support herself.

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