- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you stop a bus? You don't, and Regina George didn't either.

Why did samba hurt her head? Because she fell out of her mum muff

Knock knock Who's there The military, your son died last night.

If you're American when you go into the bathroom , and you're American when you come out of the bathroom, what are you when you're in the bathroom. Ha, joke is on you because Americans don't pee.

How do you scare Sarah Palin? You chase her around with a chainsaw while wearing a Jason mask.

roses are red violets are puffy i am a donkey i ate some water

A jew walks into a church. he wishes to be touched by God.

Doctor: I got bad news and worse news Patient: Whats the bad news? Doctor: You have 24 hours to live Patient: Whats the worse news? Doctor: Your mom died this morning

What did the man say to th tiger? Nothing, a tiger is a dangerous and vicious animal. It then ripped him to pieces. Is family mourned after for a very long time till they came to grips with the death of the main income in their family. Aids

Q: Whats worse then a minor fender bender? A: Dieing a long painful death by getting stabbed 27 times then getting hit by a car 2 hours later your brother finds you and told you that him and your wife have been cheating on you and your kid is his.

Why did the student fail his test? Because he has AIDS darragh hamilton

man 1 walks by man 2 man 1 says hey buddy whats up man 2 responds do i know you man 1 says no but i saw you seeing a movie on friday man 2 says oh cool but wasn't that movie great man 1 responds ya and man 1 and man 2 become best friends plus man 1 only liked man 2 because he was rich!!!

whats the difference between sand and period blood? You cannot gargle sand.

"You go, Glen Coco" -Mean Girls, 2004

2 drunk men walk out of a bar, they see a dog on the corner licking himself. One drunk says "man, I wish I could do that" The other drunk says "you might want to pet him first"

How did Nissan show its new car in there commircals By driving very fast and hitting fat kids $

Roses Are Potato, Violets Are Booze, Im Irish and i hate Jews.

Why didn't the man get into Harvard? Because he had bad grades

Whats The diference between a park bench and a black man? A park bench can support a family of five hahahhaahahah

Whats on my leg? A pimple. What is it doing? Releasing a white/clear puss.

A black man, a white man and a Jewish man all live in the same apartment block. Which is most likely to be at work? None of them, it's Sunday. [L]

Roses are red Violets are blue This font is black You smell like shit

Why did the girl fall off the swings? -because she had no arms

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