Why did the bus driver tell the black man to get to the back of the bus? Because all the seats up front were full and its dangerous to stand in a moving vehicle

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What's the difference between a chicken? One leg is both the same

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he had legs.

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A Jewish man answered his phone one day. The man on the line said he'd kill him and all his family. The Jewish man then hung up the phone and resumed his everyday life.

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How did the chewy cross the road ? it was stuck to the chickens foot.

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Q: why did the little boy fall off the swing? A: He had no arms Q: Why couldn't he get up? A: He died when he hit the ground

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Why did the boy bring a ladder to school? He is short and finds it difficult getting from place to place.

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What did the pirate say to the ninja? I have aids.

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Remember that comic blooper? Captain America fighting some dude: Okay buster only one of us is getting out of here alive! Next panel: Captain is kicking his foe and yelling AND IT WONT BE MEEEEEEEE! ...

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was convicted of murder and rape

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What did the caterpillar say when he emerged from his chrysalis? I am a butterfly.

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Why did the man murder his wife? Because she would'nt do the the dishes

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Where does a one-legged waitress work? Wherever she can get good health insurance.

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what is big white and hurts when it falls on you out of tree? A refrigerator

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Why did the man yell? Cause he wanted to!

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You know what pansies remind me of? What? A flower

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How do you leave a guy in suspense ...

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Q: What's orange, hairy, and covered with gasoline? A: Definitely not a chair.

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How does a doctor wake up in the morning He opens his eyes

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Why wouldn't Rose let go of Jack? Freddie told her that he was just a poor boy and nobody loves him.

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Your momma's so fat she has a hard time finding clothes to fit

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A black man a white man and an asian man walk into a bar have a few drinks and on thier drive home run over a three year old little girl and here to month old sister and they go to prison for the rest of thier lives (they shouldn't of let the asian drive)

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What happens when a plane with 2500 people on board crashes? There were only 165 seats.

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What did lil' Bobby get for christmas? Cancer.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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