- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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When I meet the woman of my dreams, she wont know what hit her... Nor will the police.

YOU: Whats the difference between a white guy and a black guy swimming in a pool? Nothing except one has melenan in their skin

Man 1: Not to be gay or anything, but I really like your shirt, it looks nice on you. Man 2: Not to be gay or anything, but I like men.

Q: Why did the plane crash? A: The pilot was a potato.

Three penguins sitting in a tub. The first penguin says to the third penguin, "Hey would you pass the soap?" The penguin in the middle says, "What do you think I am a typewriter?"

Why did the duly oppressed individual where sunglasses? Because the sun was bright.

I have a toaster. I have two subway coupons and a handful of pubic hair equal trade baby

Q: What does a really poor kid say to his friends? A: I hate over working for 75 cents an hour...

Today's Horoscope for Cancer: You have Cancer.

A black man got sentenced go prison for stealing a car. He didn't do it.

ROSES ARE RED, VIOLETS ARE BLUE, I OFFERED YOU SOME CEREAL, MADE OUT OF MY DOGS POO BY VICKY AND RENATA WOHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

I HATE GEORGE LOPEZ

Why doesn't God like pizza? Because he doesn't exist.

Hi, my name is Mark and I have dead babies in my garage... Just kidding. My name ia not Mark.

did you see stevie wonder's new guitar no neither did he

A man dies and goes to heaven. This is an assumption based on religious faith.

Why couldn't the cat drink his milk? Because his ears were stapled to the floor.

Why was the giant centipede full? Because it just ate half a dozen purebred golden retriever puppies by hiding all day in the poopy newspapers and emerging at night to eat the defenseless baby dogs in their sleep. BUM BUM BUM KSSSH!

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This is a joke about Helen Keller. "Knock knock" "Who's there?

Why was the boy cold? Because he couldn't afford clothing.

why did the chicken cross the road it didnt it got eaten

Roses are red violets are blue. I'm falling in love with you.

Q:what's faster than a black man with you t.v A:his brother with your laptop

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