- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two friends are arguing over who is the best pie maker. '' I've made pumpkin, apple, peach, cherry, blueberry, and sweet potato!" " Yeah well I've made all of those AND pecan!'' ''Yeah well have you ever made boysenberry pie?!" "No! What the hell!" in a calm tone " Yeah, me neither."

What do you call a black man with big cuts on his arms? You call an ambulance to help him!

there once was a man, he was old, and he had one wish...do you wanna know that wish? Well i don't know it because he died two seconds ago from a heart attack. Oh Well...

A Jew, a Christian, and a Muslim walk into a bar. A good time was had by all, until closing time.

What do you call a blackjack man driving a car? An average citizen.

Hey! How do you do a four strand plait? With four strands.

Why did the virgin masturbate until his hand was raw? He didn't have lotion.

How many babies does it take to cover a roof? Depends on how thinly you slice them.

What did the Farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my tractor?"

Knock knock Who's there Joe Aids who's?

Q:Why did the boy drop his ice cream? A: A terrorist threw a refrigerator at him then slapped the ice cream out of his hand

Knock Knock! ... Whos there? ... Daisy ... Daisy who? ... Daisy me trolling... ;)

Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from the slaughter house.

What do you get when you cross a moose with a crépe? A moose with a crépe up his nose. -ilikecrepes97

How did Jesus walk on water? Jesus is God in the form of a man, and he is the only human being ever with the ability to perform miracles

A boy asks his teacher for a eraser....he was given a blue pen. Turns out he was in space.

How do you confuse a bar tender? You ask him how tender he is.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have a gun. Get in the van

What is the one thing you can never steal back? Your viginity.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Cause fuck you thats why

Why did Li Chong get an A on his math test? He studied.

Why was the fat guy so sad? Because he knew he would die sooner or later, just like every other human being

Grandpa loved a good joke, he died laughing. The doctor said it was a severe stroke probably brought on by smoking aggravated by high cholesterol and high blood pressure.

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Two friends are arguing over who is the best pie maker. '' I've made pumpkin, apple, peach, cherry, blueberry, and sweet potato!" " Yeah well I've made all of those AND pecan!'' ''Yeah well have you ever made boysenberry pie?!" "No! What the hell!" *in a calm tone* " Yeah, me neither."