- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many Americans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt has a really long name.

What starts with a J, and burned in the oven? My Jumbalaya, i left it in for too long...

Q: Whats worse than dropping your ice cream? A: Dropping two ice creams. Q: Whats worse than dropping two ice creams? A: The Holocaust. Q: Whats worse than the Holocaust? A: Dropping three ice creams.

What did the penguin do in the desert? Die.

What did the librarian say at the heavy metal concert? Shhhhh

roses are red violets are blue tis poem makes no sense so screw you

A jewish man walks into a bar, has a drink, and goes home to his wife.

what do you call an octopus with 9 tentacles? a male octopus

A jewish man runs into a wall with an erection. He broke his nose.

What did the hand say to the face? Nothing because body parts cannot speak.

How do you stop a little boy from annoying you? You chop his balls of. Why was the little boy sad? Because someone chopped his balls off.

How do you call a black guy flying a plane? A pilot.

You can pick you're friends, you can pick you're nose, but you can't run over a pedestrian.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she has no arms

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side! :)

Roses are red Violets are blue Im really bad at poetry Your mums a whore

How did the dead baby cross the road? It was stapled to the leg of a chicken.

What was the racist kid's least favorite ice cream flavor? Chocolate for an unrelated reason.

Your mums a potato

How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Attack her with a sanding machine.

Chuck norris doesn't make his own butter he roundhouse kicks the cow and the butter comes straight out.

what did a poor guys get for christmast ? brain tumor.

What did the boy with no legs get for his birthday? A bike

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