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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the White guy say to the balck guy? "How are you?"

What did the black guy get on the SATs? Who knows, that isn't a specific person

Why was the man foolish for buying a new lamp? Because he lived in a small shack with no electricity and was probably going to die soon.

What did the little boy with a terminal illness get for Christmas? A gun

Whats worse than losing your keys? Your entire family dying in a preventable house fire.

Whats the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of dead babies? You can't unload one with a pitchfork

What's the difference between the WNBA and the NBA? The WNBA features female athletes, as oppose to the males of the NBA.

roses are red grass is greener get in the bed and suck on my wiener

What do you call a black man driving a plane? You don't call it anything. You don't drive a plane you fly it.

Why did the man punch the women? I don't know, but he served jailtime

All the kids at school we're playing soccer on a sunny day except Jenny, because she had a headache and didn't come to school that day

What has no eyes no arms no legs and the lack of a brain? You for liking this joke

How do you make a clown sad? You kill his family.

What happened when the blackman saw the white man. they both said hello

what did the homeless man get for Christmas? nothing.

What do you call a bunch of black people buried up to their hair? Afro turf

Three blokes walk into a pub. One of them is a little bit stupid, and the whole scene unfolds with a tedious inevitability.

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot you racist.

I once met a giraffe, It needed a bath, When I turned on the water, It started to swim, Because it was actually a fish.

Why'd the blonde jump out the window? To kill herself

what do mr. potato head and micheal jackson have in common? their noses come off pretty easily

Whats worse than a creep? ..... Paul sweeney!

Why did the chicken cross the road? It felt like it, no particular reason. Why did the hippo cross the road? Same reason as the chicken. Why did the Fred cross the road? He was with animal control, and a chicken and hippo had just been reported to cross this dangerous stretch of highway.

If it's mid-july and there are flying cows everywhere, how many bacons does it take to impregnate a spaghetti ? 3, because because vases can't swim in the dark.

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