What did the white man say to the black man at midnight? It's really dark out.

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What is worse than torturing, "forcibly penetrate" and then slowly and painfully kill nine billion people? The Holocaust?

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Your mothers so stupid she is retaking her college courses so she can get a better job and support her family.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Pansies are purple, Nothing rhymes with purple.

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Roses are black, Violets are black, I'm blind.

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? Dave. Dave who? Dave proceeds to break into tears as his grandmother's Alzheimers has progressed to the point where she can no longer remember him.

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why did little johnny start choking? because somebody shoved a bag down his throat

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A man sees another man standing at the edge of a tall bridge looking down. Man: Don't jump! No one wants you to die. You have your whole life to live and I'm sure you will find happiness somewhere. I was once in the same position as you, questioning if god really wanted me on this earth at all. But I decided to make something of myself and now I am a very successful business man. You can do the same if you just put your mind to it and put your troubles behind you. Other man: I was just admiring the view.

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9 + 10 = How much yo mama makes.

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Q: What do you call an Ethiopian on a food strike? A: An Ethiopian

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2 men walk into a bar, the 3rd man ducks and ask them if they're ok

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Q: What do you get when you cross Rebecca Black and a day of the week. A: a stupid song called FRIDAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Why did Susie fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. Why did the baby fall off the swing? Because i hit it with a bat.

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs, who got cancer for Christmas, get for his Birthday? Nothing, he didn't live that long.

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Why do giraffes have long necks? To connect their bodies to their heads.

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You can pick your friends you can pick your nose but you cant pick your friends nose.

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what do you tell a woman with two black eyes? nothing, you already told her twice.

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a dyslexic man walked his god.

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Q: What is better than Vagina? A: Nothing

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What did the cow say to the Businessman? Nothing. Cows cant talk.

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What came first, the chicken or the egg? The chicken. The chicken always comes first, that's why the egg never comes at all.

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whats worse then getting a parking ticket? the plague

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Spot the mistake: a) x+2= 5 => x=3. b You.

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All of these jokes are about white people

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