Stephen Hawkings walks into a bar. An impossible thing because he can't walk.

23 convicts were showering. One of them dropping his soap bar. The person next to him picked it up, and the one who dropped it said thanks.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I wanted tobe cool, But I look like you

Knock knock Who's there Guess who? Billy, is that you? Yeah baby I'm home! OMG!!!

Q:What's similar between a squirel and a eagle? A:Both have wings, exept for the squirrel.

What did the plane say to the world Trade Center on 9/11? Nothing a plane is an object therefore cannot talk.

i am a dino. RAWR.

What do pancakes and Smokie Bear have in common? They both don't have aids

Roses are red Violets are violet the last time i saw this poem i couldn't rhyme no more

Whats green and has wheels? Grass...i lied about the wheels

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Sunflowers are yellow, Daises are white.

You know whats annoying? Steve

Q:What's brown and tastes like shit? A:Shit

What's black, blue, and read all over? The newspaper.

Why didn't the kid return home after school? He was having a sleep-over with a bunch of his friends. Who all died from a robbery.

what's the difference between a lion and an ostrich? they are both birds, a part from the lion

Roses are red Violets are blue classic

What did the girl tell her abusive boyfriend Girl: You broke my heart! Boyfriend: I'm gonna break your face.

Josh, this is your mother. I was wondering if you wanted me to bring my lube and strapon to bed tonight. Wait never mind about the strapon because i have my dick to use.

Why is is afraid of seven? Because seven is a date rapist

give me a gun or i will shoot you i dont know what with but i will kill you so run run or i will come and get you

Rap. Skate. Smoke.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot. You racist.

What did the dead woman say to the murderer nothing dead people cant talk

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