- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Hey you know what? What? Never mind.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the cock was on the other side.

What's wrong with black people? They tend to make mistakes, as do all humans

Dam. Mothers Against Dyslexia.

An asian man walks into a bar and lights a cigarette. He is politely asked to leave due to smoking being prohibited indoors.

Jimmy: Daddy how are babies made? Dad: If i knew how you wouldn't be here...

What did the farmer say to the chicken? Nothing, the farmer was arrested for having sex with a chicken.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got a smoke dectecter, You died in a fire

What did the fish say when he ran into a cement wall? ....Nothing fish don't run What did the fish say when he swam into a cement wall? ...Damn

What happened when barba opened the coca cola? The cap flew off and hit the fence then the train then the moon then the pillow then the sun then the pole and the pole fell and hit the baseball and the cap landed on the floor... Then my turtle died

Is Mike here? Mike Hunt? Has anyone seen Mike Hunt? Yes teacher, he is home sick with the flu.

Yes you better be sorry, I'm gonna suck my mums p e n i s tonight! - Dylan Hodge

In class a teacher said "Stand up if you think you'r stupid" A kid stands and the teacher ask why? The kid said: "Oh I thought it'd be a bit fair since your standing up.

You know what's funny with rape? Nothing. It's horror.

My spelling is horrible

What's invisible and smells like carrots? Rabbit farts.

What do you call a black midget in space? The first true example of how hard work, dedication and sacrifice can help you to achieve your goals.

Q. Why do some people not like anti-jokes? A. They don't find the humor funny.

If you don't see banners here, it doesn't mean they are not there...

This man was known to beat his wife alot, To the car door to open it for her...

What is easier than making pie? Making cake!

Roses are brown Violets are brown I should probably water My garden soon.

Thank you, you remind me that I am not insane, just because I believe we humans can accomplish more, by uniting as one, rather than fighting one another. I feel as if I belong somewhere else, yet the question remains always, are people such as you better, or are we relics from the past?

Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah Witness

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