- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An irishman walks into a bar and drinks 6 pints of guiness. He then drives himself home and savagely beats his wife and children.

What is the difference between a Camel And a Strawberry? A strawberry is red.

Two men and a woman go to lunch together at a restaurant in New York City. The first man says, "I'm glad that we're finally doing this." The second man says, "Yeah, me too." The woman concurs.

what's worse than 24? 6 million.

Q: What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? A: "Get in the car."

What was the last thing the boy heard before he was hit by the school bus? Nothing. He was deaf.

What did Ann Frank say when she dropped her icecream Nothing because she was captured by Natzis

Two great white sharks are swimming in the ocean together, one turns to the other to speak, but doesn't because sharks can't talk.

why did the boy fall to the ground? He was struck by lightning

What was going through the man's head on the 51st floor when the first plane hit? The 52nd floor.

A man agreed with a camel. The camel didn't agree. ... (This joke does only make sense in the Dutch language.)

Q: Who was the most famous French skeleton? A: Napoleon bone-apart.

What do you call a middle-aged Polish man on Skype? A lonely man.

Why did the black guy cross the road? Because he was late for a meeting

Why didn't the man tip his waitress? Because he's a cheap bastard.

Q-Why the baby drop is lollypop? A: He got hit by a truck

What's the difference between jumping off of a 2 story building and a 20 story building? You're more likely to die from the latter.

Does Geico really save you 15% or more on car insurance? No, it's a scam.

Wooooah! Thats literally the sound I made, anyway, can you like type the entire story in one setting, I feel weird, did you just try to hypnotize me? Anyway, are you trying to, woah, I am like high now...

Haunnaka in 1940's Germany. six thousand people die. in one minute.

NO I AM NEROCHAN LEFT!

What did batman say to robin before they got in the car Get in the car

If Bob has 65 sweets and he eats 57 how many does he have? Bob has diabetes. He has high blood sugar, either because the body does not produce enough insulin, or because cells do not respond to the insulin that is produced.

Why did the baby fall off the swing? It had no arms or legs. Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because I kicked her in the face.

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