Why are Holocaust locations so expensive? They were mass acres.

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers

What do Robbers Get for Christmas? Other peoples things.

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what do u call a black guy who sells drugs a pharmacist

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

How many people are in the world? More than one. -David Papile

Q: How many times did the chicken cross the road? A: One and a half.

Knock Knock Who's there? The holocaust

Why was the black man killed? He committed a serious crime and was issued the death penalty.

on a scale from voldemort to nigel thornberry, how big is your penis?

Two muffins are cooking in the oven, they say nothing to one another as muffins can't talk

This one time, at band camp, I played the trumpet.

roses are blue violets are red... i have to use the bathroom

What did the man in the mirror say to the other man The Same F****** Thing!!

So this guy was making a sandwich...

Nero7 How are you doing? This is "Eliza" I hope I will be joining, but I cannot reach you by phone, please respond ASAP time is running out.

who's specky and stinks of shit? josh moran

Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he is quite wealthy.

Roses are red Violets are blue I love you a lot But you're dead and I have unhealthy necrophiliac tendencies

I was going to write a joke about procrastination, but I haven't gotten to it yet.

What does a Twihard, a Brony, a Belieber and a Gleek all have in common? They all ruin the Internet.

What's white and can't climb trees? A fridge

Roses are blue, Violets are purple, I like chicken. Do you like chicken?

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