- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the plane say to the world Trade Center on 9/11? Nothing a plane is an object therefore cannot talk.

Why doesn't a ducks quack echo? Actually, it does, but the echo is imperceptible to human ears.

Why did the girl go to Jupiter? To get more stupider

Roses are red Violets are violet the last time i saw this poem i couldn't rhyme no more

A boy asks his teacher for a eraser....he was given a blue pen. Turns out he was in space.

Why did man lay down? His dog ate his genitals.

A man walks into the bar. It was typical day and nothing interesting happened.

What's black, blue, and read all over? The newspaper.

What's worse then a missed call from your dad? A missed call from your mom.

Why did the chicken cross the road. grass was greener on the other side!

what happens when u fall down the stairs? you break your arm.

What did the Watermelon say to its baby? I'll SEED you later!

What did the dead woman say to the murderer nothing dead people cant talk

Grandpa loved a good joke, he died laughing. The doctor said it was a severe stroke probably brought on by smoking aggravated by high cholesterol and high blood pressure.

Q) How many times did the woman jump off the cliff? A) Once she died.

what did the jew say to the other jew in WWII?..... "We're both going to die."

Why was the pedophile in jail? For indecent exposure to a child.

Q: What present did the Taliban's wife get on the islamic holiday A: a beating

How many Americans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

Roses are are red Violets are blue I just ate a crockpot!

Knock knock Who's there? Jehovah's Witness

A white guy, a black guy, an asian guy, an indian sit together. Canada

Where did Tommy go after the bomb went off? Everywhere

Knock, knock! Who's there? No one. No one actually knocked on your door because this is just a joke.

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