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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q How is it Going Patty? A:Hi Patrick hows it going?

A woman walks into a bar.

roses are red vilits are blue get in the van or i kill you

A man asks his wife to make him a sandwich, she proceeds to make a sandwich using rye bread, lettuce, two slices of tomatoes, a variety condiments, mustard and several slices of American cheese. The man eats the sandwich at a parade with his wife celebrating Woman's Rights.

Why didn't Joey play with the other kids on the playground? Answer: He was dead

A black man and a Mexican are in a car. Who's driving? The Mexican; the black man had too much alcohol and the Mexican was the designated driver.

Why does the Pentagon have twice as many toilets built as is legally obliged? Racial segregation

Why was the house on fire? A dog peed on it.

whats the difference between a can and a fish?they can both swim. exept for the can.

What did Rihanna remember when she corrected Chris Browns tweets she can't remember last thing she saw was a fist

What is worse than getting hit by a car? Getting hit by a truck

What's worse than one bee sting? 2 bee stings. What's worse than 2 bee stings? The holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? 3 bee stings.

Why did Lucy have blond hair? Answer: Because both her parents had recessive hair traits.

What did the alcoholic tell his son? Don't do meth.

A man walks into a bar, orders a drink, drinks it, and leaves.

Is this your pen? I wanna go to school, bye!

What did the Insomniac, Dyslexic Priest do? He stayed up all night wondering if there really is a Dog.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd probably put all the labials, coronals and dorsals in separate places sorted into plosives, nasals and fricatives, with the vowels at the beginning sorted by their relative IPA chartings, to make it more logical and easily attainable to foreigners.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To buy more crystal meth to fuel his addiction while his wife and children starved in the public houses.

Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Susie.

What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? The bench can support a family of 4?

A nun walks into a bar. She is immediately excommunicated.

Why did the mans nuts itch he had crabs

Q:Why is rugby one of the safest sports to play? A: It isn't , it is in fact very dangerous.

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