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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. What's the difference between a duck? A. One of its legs is both the same

What did George Washington say to his men before crossing the Delaware River? "Men, we're crossing the Delaware River."

Whats worse the losing your 3 kids, your lovely beautiful wife, and your trusty dog, all your belongings and in a house fire while you're at work? Nothing

What do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangaroo? Don't be ridiculous. First of all, scientifically this is near impossible and secondly, what use would a kangaroo with wool be? Sheepdogs would become obsolete and they would be a nightmare to shear. Imbecile.

Apple hates Blackberry.

Why did the black guy not like oreos? because he is a very health concious person and knowes that too much of a bad thing can make you fat.

I once shot an elephant in my pajamas. I suffer from a debilitating sleep disorder.

What do you call a middle-eastern man flying a plane? A pilot

There were two bagels sitting on a table in Denny's. One bagel turns to the other and says, "So how did that job interview go?" The other replies, "It went great, thanks".

What did the man say to his wife while having sex? I don't know.

Why can't Michael Jackson play chess? He's dead.

if john has 400 cookies and eats 300 what does he have left? diabetes

Why did Sally fall off her bike? Because sally has no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally.

Why is the dog in the driver seat? Why is there birds making you filet mignon? Why is your toe blue? I don't know the answer. Go talk to your doctor

Ask me if I'm a car. Are you a car¿ Yes¡

Why doesn't Jonathan Walk across the road? Because he is in a wheelchair...

What did the amputee get for chritmas? A bicycle

What happened to the boy that got raped? He later died of depression

On Wednesday night, a drunk man was walking on the cliffs of dover. his funeral was saturday.

Diana- hey i havnt seen you all summer. Whaaat did you do over the summer? Paul- contract HIV Diana- ...oh ...

Why dont you greet your friend Jack on a plane? because you will say "hi Jack"

What do you get when you cross a Lion and a Shark? You would likely get trouble, seeing as its both animals are quite dangerous and crossing even one of them is ill advised.

roses are red, violets are blue, get on your knees ho, and stick to me like glue.

Why did the communist fail his history class? Because he didn't study hard enough.

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