- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was lady crying? Because her ten yer old son died of cancer..

If you spell "ChuckNorris" in scrabble, you get 22 points.

Whats white and sticky? Glue.

I walk in to a bar, ask for a beer, get drunk, walk away and.... hmmm.. how could I finish the joke??..

A policeman walks into a pretzel shop. He sees two freshly baked pretzels. One was a salted.

What do you call a person who is black? A black person.

If I earned a dollar for every time you've said, "I'm too old for this sh*t," I wouldn't have made very much money. You are a giraffe.

Yo mamas so poor, she should probably find a source of consistent payment to support herself.

Roses are red, Violets are blue; In Soviet Russia, POEM WRITES YOU!

Is Barack Obama a dentist, a teacher, or the president of the United States? A dentist. He just happens to have the same name as the president.

What do you call a group of black people in a lamboghini..... Unlikely

Knock Knock Who's there? Can you sign for this package? Certainly

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A man and his friend walk into a bar. The first man says "I'll have some H2O." The second man, quite thirsty, says "I would like some H2O too." The second man dies because the bartender is a serial killer and gave the man the hydrogen peroxide he ordered. The first man is killed with a shovel.

What do you call Mexicans who go to jail? Criminals.

what did the guy say when he lost his sandwich? wheres my sandwich?

what did the apple say to the orange? :nothing because an apple is not a human organism nor an orange therefore they can not speak....

A hasidic Rabbi and a member of Hezbollah enter a bar in a Jewish settlement. (No, of course they didn't.)

Why did the McCann's parent's leave the window's and doors open? Because Portugal is a very hot climate, And they expected the place they were staying to be safe as lot's of tourist's stay there throughout the year.

When life hands you lemons you can't make lemonade, Sugar and Water are two other key ingredients that were not included with the lemons.

Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King. After being told politely that Big Macs were served at McDonald's and not Burger King, he walked out and drove to the nearest McDonald's.

What would a gay, transgender, mexican man say to another? We could have butt sex.

What is stupid, black and high? A stupid black kite.

Knock Knock? Who's There? Sgt Constable Ian. Sgt Constable Ian Who? It's Sgt Constable Ian - I'm here to see you about your alleged rape charges.

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