Last Christmas, I gave you my heart, But the very next day, I died.

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What do you call a german soldier? A Nazi

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You are so dumb that you receive poor grades in school.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was running away from KFC.

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What did the purple dragon say to the unicorn? He doesn't say anything to the unicorn because dragons and unicorns don't exist. Even if they did exist, dragons and unicorns can't talk, unless we're talking about cartoons. Also, even if it was a cartoon or whatever, do you really think a purple dragon has ANYTHING to say to a unicorn?! Of course not! Oh look at me I'm a cool talking dragon, I have something so important to say to this unicorn. Gimme a break...

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What's the difference between a clever trick and a computer programmer? A clever trick throws you for a loop, and a computer programmer throws you a for loop.

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i just cant stand up to cripple jokes

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Why did Lucy fall off the swing set? Because she died. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Lucy.

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You can lead a fool to wisdom, but you can't make him think.

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So mind telling me why you wont call me? And why, you know... Are you avoiding this condition of yours?

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What do you call a murderer who killed a black man. kkk

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why did everyone laugh at the kid in the wheel chair as he entered the room? he was poor

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What did Timmothy get when he got back from his vacation in a tropical destination? Malaria.

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Intercom:ALERT! THERES AND EXTREIMEST IS THE SCHOOL! Little kid: Sir, can I borrow that towel on your head? BOOOOOOM!

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A man walks into a butchers and asks for a loaf of bread the butcher replies " no im a butcher" The man says " its ok my bikes outside"

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i punched my mother in the face once she cried

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What's the richest fish in the sea? The one you threw a quarter at.

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How many apes does it take to put in a light bulb 3

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. Why are VIOLETS blue?

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How did the Mexican get into the united States of America? He was an american citizen, just of mexican descent.

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An African-American is like a hammer. It can't be trusted in the hands of women.

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There were two penguin's sitting in a bathtub. The first penguin says to the second penguin, "Hey, pass the soap." And the second penguin says, "What do i look like, an alarm clock?"

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if u read this u r bent A. Now your bent

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9/11 my birthday

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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