1. The name of your street 2. The name of your pet 3. Your favorite activity 4. The color of your eyes 5. The number of shoes you own Now fill in the blank with the corresponding number to your answers. "One day I was ___3___ my dog when a pornstar named __(1)__ ___(2)___ asked me how many times I can ___(3)____ myself. I said ___(5)___ times and the juice that came out of me was __(4)___."

An elephant walks in a bar. The bartender and everyone rushed out as soon as they saw the elephant

Roses are red, Violets are blue, i thought violets were violet. hmph.

How many anti jokes can you make from one joke? 1. 2. 3. 4. 5. 6. 7. 8. 9. 10. 11. 12. 13. 14. 15. 16. 17. 18. 19. 20. 21. 22. 23. 24. 25. 26. 27. 28. 29. 30. 31. 32. 33. 34. 35. 36. 37. 38. 39. 40. 41. 42. 43. 44. 45. 46. 47. 48. 49. 50. And so on.

Three drunk llamas wearing sombreros are walking down the street. They walk in silence, lost in their own thoughts.

Q: Why did the man eat the banana? A: Cuz he was hungry!

Why did the mexican go back to mexico? He grew up there

what looks, smells, and sounds like red paint? blue paint, I lied about it being red

What's worse than a fake bomb? Do I really have to answer that?

How do you make a baby stop crying?you scream at it and throw it at wall

Why did the man smell bad? He had not showered for several days

Q: What's black and hangs from a tree? A: A tire swing.

What do you call a guy who likes men? Gay

Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his opportunities from a young age.

A man decided it was time to quit his job so he put his 2 weeks in and went to look for another job.

what did the poor guy get for christmas POVERTY

What do you call a man with no arms in the middle of the ocean? Mike.

why did the snow man die? Actually it is impossible because it was an inanimate object.

your moma is sao fat that she is gay . nope im sorry thats just mean.

No smoking No eating No drinking On this bus Didn't say anything about sniffing

Why don't flowers bite you when you pick them? Cuz they don't have a brain.

there once was a man, he was old, and he had one wish...do you wanna know that wish? Well i don't know it because he died two seconds ago from a heart attack. Oh Well...

If God created the world, including man kind, why do we worship him? We are corrupt, selfcentered, animal slaughterers. He made us this. So, Why?

THER ONCE WAS A jueny WITH A TEN FOOT WENNY AND HE WENT TO SHOW IT TO THE LADY NEXT DOOR SHE THOUGHT IT WAS A SNKE SO SHE HIT IT WITH A RAKE AND NOW ITS ONLY FIVE FOOT FOUR!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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