What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? The incident happened to substantiate stereotypes and condone racism.

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Q: How do you turn lights on and off? A: With a switch

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wife: why are women's feet smaller husband: so they can stand closer to the kitchen sink

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What did the black man do to the white woman? I Dont KNow ask him

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Who let the dogs out? The dog's owner.

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What did Anne Frank say to the German Officer? Nothing. She had to keep quiet in a cramp attic in order to survive.

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? The answer is not definitive and involves several factors including the size of the woodchuck, the woodchuck's teeth, the climate in which that woodchuck lives, and the tenacity of that particular woodchuck at achieving his goal.

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A man walks into a bar. and buys a drink.

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Steve is getting paid $29.50 to bounce a ball Steve is getting fired monday

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Why did the boy fall off of the swing? Because he had no arms

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What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter what you call him he isn't coming anyway!!!!

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What do Mike Tyson's handwriting, the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles and your Grandma's apple pie have in common? Nothing.

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A duck walks into a bar, clearly ignoring the 'No Ducks Allowed' sign that had been placed in the window to prevent comedic scenarios.

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womens rights

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra drinks a bear and leafs .....

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Watch me whip, watch me nae nae

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I cant believe they been together after all that shit. (person ask what) and you say your buttchheeeeks:]

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An African-American is working on math problems and notices an Asian man walking by. The African American asked,"Could you help me out on these math problems?" The Asian man replied, " I have never been good at math."

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have alzheimers. Cheese on toast.

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Violets are blue and/or violet Roses are red so's my blood, see?

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A cat walks into a bar. He orders some beer. The bartender asks, why the sad face. The cat replies, "I got laid off"

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Where do you go when you find a fork in the road? To the nearest restaurant.

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whats worse than failing your maths test?

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Whats red and bad for your teeth??? A brick!!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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