- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A jew is a human being who will understand and laugh at a joke, while a pizza will just sit there because it is only a delicious thing that people eat.

How do you stop an aboriginal from drowning? Take your foot off his head...

Josh Moran sticks CD's up his dick to see how fun it is to give a boy anal.

There was a a round house with no corners.How many corners were there? 100 ,I never said that that it had to be that house.

What do you call a blonde at the beach? A dipthong.

Roses are Red, Violets are blue Did you think I'd actually cry over you? I said I loved you You believed it was true Well guess what baby You just got played too! ??????

why was the boy sad? there was a frog stapled to his face.

why did the man reverse time? because his girlfriend died,also this man was super

What's green and has wheels? Grass I lied about the wheels

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"Do you like pie?" "No." "Do you like blueberries?" "No." "I have something you won't like." "Is it a blueberry pie?" "No, I shagged your wife last night".

Laughter is the best medicine. No, Heroin is.

I once went to a chiropractor. She was so awful looking. You know those weird spiky fish with the lightbulb hanging off it's head? .....I saw one in a documentary once.

A boy's parents buy him a Wii for Christmas. The boy hangs himself the next day because you need arms to play Wii.

Why did the black homosexual blind man want to go to the comedy club? He enjoys a good laugh

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Going up to someone and saying, "my mom is dead and my dad tryd killing himself, can i have a ride home?"

You remind me of something What? Monday Why? Nobody likes you

How do you drown a black? - pop their lips

Why did the student fail his test? He forget to study for it the night before.

Yo mamma is so fat that she can fit through a skinny doorway. Actually, yo mamma isn't fat at all, but rather a normal sized woman secure in her weight.

An elephant walked into a pub and ordered a strong Vodka and Coke. "Long day?" asked the barman. "Yeah. Very. So many people stroking my trunk in my apartment - It's meant to be a private place. I'm scared to go back there. One child said they were going to rape me."

A Jewish person had a robber in their house. Who broke in? Adolf Hitler

Q: Whats the difference between water melon and a baby? A: Watermelon is a fruit.

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