Christianity is not a religion; it's a relationship with God.

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why did the man sell the car and bought worse one? it' s his hoby to restore cars

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What did the first ant say to the second ant? Nothing. Ants are incapable of communicating via speech.

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What happened to the lady living in the present, crossing a street? Let's watch her and find out.

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What did the cop say to the speeding black man? "Can I see your license and registration?"

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Q: What happens if you pee on a rock and scraches it on a tree? A: The tree gets wet

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Q. Why dont people like rian mcreesh ? A. Because he smells bad and gives off a creepy vibe ...

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If i was gay... I would have strong sexual feelings towards peolple of the same sex as me

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What did Hitler say to his wife? It's time to go start the Holocaust.

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There's a Christian preist, Jesus, and a Jewish rabi on a boat. They want to go fishing, but they forgot the sunscreen, the bait, and the fishing line. The Christian preist walks across the water and goes and gets the Sunscreen. Jesus walks across the water and gets the bait. The Jewish rabi steps out of the boat and drowns. Jesus turns to the Priest and says, "Do you suppose we should have told about the underwater bridge?"

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Q: What does the fox say? A: Nothing. Foxes cannot talk.

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The Lord said to John: "Go forth and receive eternal life" But John went fifth... So he won a toaster

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Q. What do you call a black pilot A. A pilot

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A man walks into a bar and says, "Hey, Jim, your wife just died from terminal cancer." Jim then says, "Cool. Hey, do you know if the games on tonight?"

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Roses are rose, violets are violet, that's just a fact, I've got aspergers.

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How did Alice get revenge on Diane when Diane called her fat? When Alice was pregnant, she stabbed herself in the stomach and blamed it on Diane. Diane was then sent to prison for murder and received a sentence of 25 years. Alice laughed in court, and Diane was forced to commit suicide. Alice then stole Diane's husband, and she lived happily ever after.

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So there we were, climbing Mount Kjerag and we take a break. So I decided to tell you a joke. "Isn't this nice, just hanging around? See it's funny because we're suspended over 1000 metres in the air by our harnesses, except that you're not because I cut yours and now you're falling and you're gonna die." But I had done all that before I told you the joke so you didn't hear me and now I'll have to cut my harness and try to catch up to you so I can repeat myself. Great job, ya prick.

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What's black and white and red all over? A penguin in a blender.

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What did the man do when he went in the bathroom he took a crap wiped his butt and washed his hands and went back to meet his family at the dinner table

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What's worse than getting punched in the balls? Many things inflict more pain than that

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Knock Knock Who's there? Your friend, George. Oh hi George, I'll be there in a sec.

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What is the difference between a Ferrari and a bag of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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a very large and muscly guy walks into a bar and finds a scrawny white guy he asks him if he has ever been in a fight with someone bigger then him the man says no the large man then leaves the bar and they both continue on with their day

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Fine, ladies first.

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