- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you cross a stream with a prostitute? A wet hooker.

What's the difference between a black person and a pizza? Pizza is a type of food.

really? are people insistantly so totally stupid? Now read that again and you may notice something. :P

I'm Polish.

Your mom is so fat that she saw a school bus full of white children and , thought "I can hardly even remember a time when my body used to be slim." She now keeps track of her diet and exercises regularly,the result of this has been a weight loss of over 95 pounds.

Whats 9 plus 10? 19

Knock knock! Just kidding.

Q: What do you call a vacuum that doesn't suck stuff up? A: A broken vacuum.

What's green, has six legs and lives in the jungle? A Snooker Table.

What's the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of babies? One's used for bowling and the other's just sad.

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A kid comes across an injured duck near a lake. Nevermind he doesn't see it he's really high.

What did little boy with no arms and no legs get for chrismas: a bike

A man walks into a bar, he then proceeds to purchase his favorite alcoholic beverage.

What's black and white and red all over? A penuin that got bit by a sea lion.

what do u call a hairy cow? Harry

Why was the man foolish for buying a new lamp? Because he lived in a small shack with no electricity and was probably going to die soon.

Why didn't the man go to the movies?? Because he likes pie.

A guy forgot his 20th wedding anniversary. His wife was really mad, and said that she better have something in the driveway that goes from 0 to 350 in 10 seconds, and he quickly pulled out an AK-47 and murdered her violently.

i hate it when people repeat the same jokes. i just hate it when people repeat the same jokes.

What did the boy with no mom get for Christmas? He was beaten by his drunken and abusive father.

How do you get 50 Babies into a phone booth? A blender How do you get them out? Doritos

Sally has no arms. A: Knock kock? B: Whose there? Not Sally.

Why did the car go down the road? Someone was driving it. Why did the car stop? Because he suddenly fell and had a stroke.

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