- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the big Chimney say to the little Chimney? Nothing they are chimneys ....

Why was the Saudi Arabian terrorist flying a plane in America? He was going to visit some family on a ranch in Kansas.

Scenario: Two guys are out hunting. Two guys are walking and a one falls down. The other calls 911 and the guy still standing asks what to do. The person at the hospital told him to make sure his friend was dead, then heard a gunshot. The guy who called said "Now what do I do?"

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Why did the Asian student do well in school? Because he worked hard and studied everyday

What did one tree say to the other tree? Nothing, trees can't talk.

What did the cricket say to the fox? Cricket.

What does a black kid get for Christmas? Your bike

A muslim man takes a flight to New York. He lands safely at JFK airport.

Jim: Kevin, how old are you? Kevin cries because they are twins. His Brother was hit in the head with a bat yesterday and does not remember anything.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Chickens are not smart enough to open a gate and avoid traffic at the same time!

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? Because they're extinct.

Why did the naked blonde crossed the road? Because she a man

y was John so sad becaus his mom took his phone

Why did nobody answer when billy knocked on the door? The door was a loaf of bread.

How many blacks does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One, unless he's short. Then, he'll need a friend to hold the ladder for him.

There once was a girl with only one buttcheek. She couldn't go poop. She died.

Why did hitler cause the holocaust? YOLO

Why didn't the octopus have any friends? Because they are antisocial creatures by nature. -Louis

What's worse than sex with a midget? Non-consensual sex with a midget.

Q.How do you get a dog to meow ? A. Put the dog in the freezer overnight . . Get a chainsaw and run it along his back in the morning . " Meowrrrr..."

Your momma soo fat.... that if she doesnt start exercising and eating right she will be more likely to get adult onset diabetes.

I don't drink. I'm not 21.

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