Knock knock Who's there? John Oh hello John come on in mate.

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Well this is pointless.....

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why did the boy get hit by a bus because he dropped his ice cream

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What did the Banana say to the human. Nothing, because bananas are not capable of talking

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If you dont see banners here it does mean they are not here. P.S Advertising helps fill our pockets and annoy you. Please be understanding in the fact that we will permaban you while grinning if you refuse to UNDER-stand our rule.

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How do you make a cripple cry Cut of his legs, THEN telll him a joke

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How much dirt is in a 4 by 6 by 8 hole? None its a hole.

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Roses are purple violets are green I am color blind shut up

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Hey, do you wanna hear a joke? A joke.

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What's white and sticky? A marshmellow.

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Why did the man start a shooting spree at walmart? Because he is mentally unstable and people at walmart make easy targets.

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why does beyonce sing " to the left, to the left"? - cause black people have no rights

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What's the difference between video games and a naked chick? The Holocaust.

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Water is blue. Fire is red. Come on let me show you what happen in the bed.

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A guy uses Google locations to find his friend Chuck Norris.

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Internet Explorer

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What did the man say when he saw his t.v. floating in the middle of the night? I must be seeing things. By logic, televisions don't float. My weary eyes must be playing tricks on me and I should probably go back to sleep.

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ROTFL = Reaching out to fellow lossers

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why did the couple sell their house? their children were all raped and then murdered in it and they cant stand the memories

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What do you call a disease caused by an uncontrolled division of abnormal cells in a part of the body? Cancer.

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A blonde is locked in a super-market. She dies.

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Q:Why is 6 afraid of 7? A: he isn't because 6 and 7 are both concepts that cannot have fear like a living being

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A man is on an operating table. His heart stops beating and he suddenly finds himself at the Gates of Heaven. St. Peter approaches him. "Welcome, my son," St. Peter says. "I will ask you one question, and that will determine whether you can enter Heaven. Did you ever commit a sin and never sought forgiveness?" "No," the man replies, "I always made sure to apologize." St. Peter smiles. "Congratulations, my son. You may enter Heaven!" The man is ecstatic as the pearly gates open up for him. He enters Heaven and is astounded by its magnificent beauty. The man then loses all brain function and dies on the operating table.

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Q: Why did the black man die poor? A: Because he was financially irresponsible and wasted the millions left to him by his father fueling his alcohol addiction, slowly grinding away at his organs until he died of cirrhosis of the liver.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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