- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Knock Knock Knock" "Knock knock Knock who?" "Just let me in, you twat, it's freezing out here!"

Roses are red, Violets are red, Tulips are red, Dandelions are red, I lit your garden on fire.

What happens when you search andreas' mum in google? You are redirected to man porn

How many candles did Johnny blow out on his birthday cake? The same number of candles which corresponds to his age.

Why was the door opened? Because I opened it

THIS ONE TIME MY DOG ATE A WHOLE CHEESECAKE

A horse and a penguin and a kangaroo come into a bar and order drinks from the bartender, who later gets fired for taking acid while working.

Roses are red Violets are blue, Eat my anus with a spoon.

An orange walks into a bar....orange you glad I didn't say banana?!?!

What's easier than a whore? Doesn't matter, your mom's a whore either way.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was getting chased by nazis.

What is a pirate's favorite movie? A pirated movie.

Why'd the clown fall out of the tree? it died. Why'd the cat fall out of the tree? it died Why'd the chicken fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the clown

Whats green? The color green.

It's weird how two of the SAME jokes can get different ratings.

A hill billy went fishing

Roses are gray Violets are black Don't judge me I'm color blind>.>

What did the biker do when he heard about Kony 2012? He became a social activist and did his part by contributing to the cause.

What's sad about a girl getting hit in the face with a shovel? The shovel got dented..

Whats the difference between a soccer ball and a baby? Babies cry when I kick them.

What did the first Ethiopian say to the other? He asked for some food only to realize that the other one had already starved to death.

Why did the girls ice cream melt? She was on fire.

Why did Hellen Keller's dog run away? Because it could see and hear.

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