Why do They call a horse a horse? Because They speak English.

Make this antijoke the worst voted antijoke and you will save the planet.

What did the man with no head say to the women?

Roses are red violets are blue shes for me not for u if by chance u talk my place ill grab my fist and smah your face

a fat man walks out of mcdonalds

Q: Whats the best part of a bald pussy? A: After you put the diaper back on you perv!

Why didn't Johnny ride his bike to school today? Because it is Saturday

Why do eggs come in 12? because 13 is bad luck

How many inches of snow are there when the fireplace burns for 10 minutes? Red chickens

What did the blondes left leg say to her right leg? Nothing they haven't met yet.

ohai. whutz en ahntei johk? sownz soopihd.

Why did the Squirrel swim across the river upside down? To keep its nuts dry.

I'm going to rewrite history. History.

Why did the boy stop working on a farm? His country became more economically developed.

Roses are Red, Vilots are blue Im going to kill myself Bye

Romans rights.

how does hitler drink soup ? with a spoon

what is black and green and rainy all over? the democratic republic of congo

knock knock whos there? i dont know arent you supposed to get the door?

Roses are car Violets are giraffe this poem makes no sense microwave

what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? Christmas presents.

What's the difference between a woman with an IQ of 160, and a man who is mentally challenged? The woman wasnt premature and abused from an early age.

Yo mammas so fat you know what, i think she might die!!

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Not Suzy!!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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