What do you call a blonde driving the wrong way down the freeway? Well that depends on what her parents named her, or whether she happens to have a nickname of sorts.

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Why are asians bad drivers? Driving schools in asia are severely less developed and therefore produce less experienced and skillful drivers. They also have asian eyes (:

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Roses are red Violets are blue There's suppose to be a fourth line.

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A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

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why was the water bottle empty? because bob drank it. stupid bob...

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Let's play twenty questions. Alright, but I have to warn u I have piss running down my leg

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So, Helen Keller walked into a bar....and then a stool, and then a counter, and then a table....

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How did Bella fly? Very badly.

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Don't chop the dinosaur daddy! OK.

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What's funnier than British people ? Their tea in the Harbor

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 brutally raped and murdered 8,9,10, and 11 along with their families.

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Two elephants were out flying. Then one elephant said to the other: My grandmother has a pink toothbrush!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It got hit by a school bus and died.

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What would a gay, transgender, mexican man say to another? We could have butt sex.

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Q. Why did my ass feel so sweaty? A. Because i was exercising and suckn on some nips.

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Q. Why dont people like rian mcreesh ? A. Because he smells bad and gives off a creepy vibe ...

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What did the pepperoni say to the pepper We are both tacos

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Would you like to go to my jinga party, if you do save the date 9/11?

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Why did the cab driver talk about the Holocaust? Because he began to shart his pants while singing pocket full of sunshine as a royal blue pancake swerved across the terrain.

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Why did the pelican cross the road? The man did not reply because his mother recently died in a car accident while crossing the road. She also loved pelicans.

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A man walked into a bar making it immediately apparent that he had no future in competitive limbo.

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What do you get when you cross an elephant with a rhino? Elephino. It just isn't relephant.

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What did the old man get for Christmas? He forgot because he has alzheimer's

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Your mom is so fat that her every day life if a struggle and she has to get gastric bypass surgery or else she is going to die

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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