- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A pogo stick. Just kidding. Cancer.

Why did the cookie go to the hospital? Because he felt crummy.

Did you hear about the guy that had his entire left side cut off? He's all right now. Dead but all right.

Why did the little boy fall off his bike? He was hit by a truck.

Q: What did the black kid get for Chirstmas? A: Your bike

Why does the kid cries when he sees me? Cuz i took his lollypop last week.

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why does the pie have apples in it? it was apple pie.

Roses are red, and many other colors too.

There was 3 friends named Crap, Manners, and Shut up. They all had mental mothers.

A homeless guy was walking along the beach when all of a sudden he see's what looked like to be magic genie's lamp so he pick the lamp up whipes it off then sells it for black tar herion.

Why did the Grizzly bear refrain from attacking the hiker? It didn't. The hiker was torn to shreds within minutes.

What happens when Lord Voldemort tries to kill Harry Potter? He is unsuccessful.

What did the businessman do to get a promotion? He traded oral sex for his male bosses kind heart...

what's funnier than a dead baby nailed to a tree? Pretty much anything because infant mortality is in no way funny

Why didn't little jimmy take out the trash? He is a rock

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because I hit her with a shovel.

You're rowing a canoe upstream and a wheel falls off, how many pancakes can you fit in a dog house? None because icecream doesn't have bones.

How did the Muslim pilot die? He had a fatal heart attack while flying over the Atlantic and as a result the 300 passengers died by drowning.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, That's what they tell me because I'm blind.

What did the Rabbi say when the Priest asked how his family was? The Rabbi breaks into tears as he explains his family was killed in the Holocaust.

Why did the boy fall off the purple cliff? Because someone cut of his legs and arms and threw him off.

What's the difference between a duck and a bicycle? They both have handlebars. Except for the duck.

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