roses are blue viloets are red this poem doesnt make sense microwave

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Why did the pelican cross the road? The man did not reply because his mother recently died in a car accident while crossing the road. She also loved pelicans.

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Is this your pen? I wanna go to school, bye!

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What does a squirrel get when it rains? It gets wet.

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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what did the soup kitchen give people for christmas Meatloaf] -Fluzturnusturbusturcusterdustur

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One man asked another man what his favorite sport was. The man replied: " My favorite sport is golf." "Golf requires no physical strength, therefore I do not count it as a sport." Said the man who asked the question.

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What do you get when you cross an elephant with a rhino? Elephino. It just isn't relephant.

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A muslim paints Mohammed

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What is a pirates favorite crime? Piracy, which is still a serious problem in today's society.

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Why can't Anne Frank write a sequel? Because she's dead.

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Q: What's the difference between a child dressing as a ghost for Halloween and a real ghost? A: About a tablespoon of arsenic.

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What happened at the 21 year old's birthday? She tried alcohol for the first time. She partied. She danced, She's dead. Open case.

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Let's play twenty questions. Alright, but I have to warn u I have piss running down my leg

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Roses are red Violets are blue There's suppose to be a fourth line.

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What did one door say to the other door? - Nothing, doors can't talk

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So, Helen Keller walked into a bar....and then a stool, and then a counter, and then a table....

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Why were Billy's parents laughing at him? Because he was just diagnosed with cancer!

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What did the man say to the butterfly? To the butterfly? Nothing. He was probably talking to himself.

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What would a gay, transgender, mexican man say to another? We could have butt sex.

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Why did the cow fall Cause a fat kid pushed him over

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your friend: i did ur mom you: jokes on u my moms gross friend:.....

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What Did The Hobo Get For Christmas? A Welcome Home Mat.

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Did you hear about the dyslexic insomniac that stayed awake all night wondering if there really is a dog?

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Anti Joke

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