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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because no one can draw a perfect circle.

Q: Why couldn't the man lick his ice cream? A: Because his body shut down due to the fact that a bullet went straight through his brain. This happened before he could even order his ice cream.

How do you know when an Asian has robbed your house? You have informed the police, who in turn searched the house for DNA evidence, eventually leading them to the criminal, who just so happened to be a troubled Asian teenager attempting to join a local gang.

What's the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of babies? One's used for bowling and the other's just sad.

What do a bicycle and a platypus have in common? They both have wheels, except the platypus doesn't.

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? X box Kinect

Q:Why did the dwarf shout abuse at the bus driver? A: He had anger issues, and the price of the ticket was quite unreasonable.

What happens when you put a baby in the microwave? I don't know, cause I was to busy jerking off.

What did the five fingers say to the face? Nothing. Fingers cannot talk.

Most adults can swim. Current government studies are investigating similar skills in babies. With unnecessarily large pools.

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

There was a horse in a very hot sumer day. He was in the middle of corn field It was so hot that the corns started popping out. The horse thought it was snowing and died of cold.

What did the jew say to hitler? SURPRISE!! IM YOUR NEW DADDY

Hey i just met you and this is crazy but your adopted banana

What has two legs but can't walk A paraplegic

Two Mice are sitting on a bridge , one falls down an the other is named Charlotte

What did one fetus say to they other fetus? Nothing they were aborted.

A man walks into a bar and says, "Hey, Jim, your wife just died from terminal cancer." Jim then says, "Cool. Hey, do you know if the games on tonight?"

A man dies and goes to heaven. This is an assumption based on religious faith.

Why was the truck making noises? It was backing up.

Asian son: "I'm using a calculator for my math" Asian mother: "Why not you calculatnow!"

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferarri? I don't have a ferarri in my garage.

How does it change many dyslexics take to a lightbulb.

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