Teacher- Pick the odd one out- Man, whale, bat, squirrel, frog Student- Whale. All others are found in Nebraska

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A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

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the elephant asks the man, " how do u breathe out of that thing?" the man proceeds to explain to the elephant how he breathes out of his nose.

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A ginger, a brunette and a blonde all go to the store. They are checking out and the ginger says to the blonde, "Why did you get that cereal instead of the one on sale?" And the blonde says "Because I have a membership card that gave me a discount on this cereal." The ginger gets out of line to return her cereal because she remembers she too has a membership card. And then the brunette pulls out a gun and shoots them all because she has depression and needs psychiatric help.

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What is one similarity between John Samos, and the dreadful clown? they have a red nose and are payed to be funny, aside from John Samos!

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A Jew, a Christian, and a Muslim walk into a bar. A good time was had by all, until closing time.

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I hear eating an apple a day keeps the other apples in check.

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What do you call a guy with out any arms or legs floating in the ocean? Bob

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how do you confuse a blonde? tap her on both shoulders

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What do a bicycle and a platypus have in common? They both have wheels, except the platypus doesn't.

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Q: You know what never gets old? A: The kids in a school shooting

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the street? A: Because that was the direction it was headed.

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why did suzie fall of the swings? because she had no arms.

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Did you know: it is scientifically proven that people who have more birthdays live longer

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why did the 42 inch plasma screen blow-up 6 hours before the england match ? because it knows .

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Why didn't the black kid get anything for Christmas? His family was Jewish.

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Why was the minority sad? Because the police beat him and then he was raped in jail.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side!!!! lolooloL!OL!olO!LO!Lo!l!LO!L!O11P!lOL!oO!l

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hows your wife she died 7 years ago really mine too

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How do you confuse a bar tender? You ask him how tender he is.

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A guy walks into a bar. The second guy ducks.

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Why did the boy fall off the swing?

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My grandfather died in a concentration camp. He fell off a guard tower and broke his neck.

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What's heed and has wheels? Your mom.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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