Timmy eats 32 cookies and eats 30 of them. What does he have? Type 2 Diabetes.

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Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it died. Q: Why did the dog fall out of the tree? A: Because it was tied to the monkey.

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A muslim walks onto a plane. He goes to 13C as that is his seat designated on his ticket.

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Why did a chicken cross the road? To see The Doors.

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so a moose walks into a super market and asked the lady where can I find the potatoes the lady says isle five so the moose goes to isle five and there aint no potatoes.

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because it was in the oven because the farmer was cooking it for dinner.

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Why did the catholic preist take all the little boys out in the woods? They were going on a camping trip.

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Why didn't Jacob marry Bella from Twilight? You have to be real to marry someone

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I was walking down the street next thing I new 15 blacks and Hispanics died in a dive buy. The next day every white guy in the cars doin the drive buy blew up ohwell

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FIONN'S ECONOMICS GRADE

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yo mamas so poor she should probably consider finding a job

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What do you call a black person who flies a plane? A pilot.. You racist bastard.

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A man walks into a bar. He buys something.

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How do you wake up lady gaga? First you simply whisper in her ear telling her to wake up. If she doesn't, simultaneously whisper and tap her gently. If you have failed to achieve your accomplished goal, repeat step two however intensely touch her and project your voice when telling her to wake up. Step three, get a... WAIT WAIT!! I just waisted 20 seconds of your life, you're never going to meet her.

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Q:what is the most annoying word that means nothing? A:every word has a meaning your question is invalid. ~Phish <3

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Want to here a joke? Me to...

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Q:What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? A:Lick-a-lotta-pus

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Ross.

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What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? "We are both lawyers."

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wow, that guy is such a buzz-kill. worse than Buzz Killington!

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roses are red voliets are blue u actule thought i would cry over you!

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what did the penguin use as a napkin? a napkin

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Is the glass half full or half empty? The liquid in the glass is not at exact half, so that question is not answerable.

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Naturally us at the order of exile, the ones that learn and teach the ways of Nero do not exist. Soon neither will those that speak against us. - Azure Dragon

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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