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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the old man throw the clock out the window? Because he didn't want to go to a store that could repair it, so then he thought that it was better off on his yard where it could compost.

If Alex Maitland reads this he is gay

My black friend love grape soda and koolaid, with his fried chicken, and i dont think its racist cuz i also enjoy the same things at times

What is the definition of child abuse? Ms Bazan

What's more fun than nailing a baby to a wall? Pulling it off.

A man is at the doctor's waiting to be examined. The doctor walks into the room and takes one look at the man. The Doctor says, "You will need to stop masturbating." The man looks at him and says, "What, why?" The doctor says, "so that I can examine you"

Whats the difference between a black man and a bucket of shit? The bucket.

How many anti jokes can you make from one joke? 1. 2. 3. 4. 5. 6. 7. 8. 9. 10. 11. 12. 13. 14. 15. 16. 17. 18. 19. 20. 21. 22. 23. 24. 25. 26. 27. 28. 29. 30. 31. 32. 33. 34. 35. 36. 37. 38. 39. 40. 41. 42. 43. 44. 45. 46. 47. 48. 49. 50. And so on.

How do you make a baby stop crying?you scream at it and throw it at wall

Yo momma so fat that she was diagnosed with obesity and may need medical assistance in the future and will be reliant on you, her child.

Phew... it's gone.

Yellow People !!

Why didn't the Ginger love the pretty girl? Her attitude and personality weren't very similar to his so he presumed the relationship wouldn't work out. Uh...........stingray.

Why was the fat man crying? He was sentenced to the electric chair for a murder he didn't commit.

How do you make an egg laugh? That is an irrational question eggs are inanimate object and are unable to laugh

Why don't flowers bite you when you pick them? Cuz they don't have a brain.

What do you call a black man with a gun a soldier who is fighting for his country

What's worse than a fake bomb? Do I really have to answer that?

I like my babies how I like my chips. Chopped up and in a bag.

A man is eating in a restaurant and says, "Waiter! There's a fly in my soup!" The waiter says, "I'm sorry, can I bring you some salad instead?"

Once upon a time there was a man that was exercising and he pulled a muscle and had to have his arm removed. The end.

I just wrote three jokes on antijoke.com ... nope, make that four.

A man walks into a bar and orders a pop because he was a designated driver

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