Q: Why was the child sad? A: because a doctor was taking bullet fragments out of his chest.

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Why couldn't Dumbo fly? Because he had just been killed by an African Poacher, and dead elephants can't fly. This is very sad.

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When did the laughter finally die? When you started this joke.

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Q: Whats the best part of a bald pussy? A: After you put the diaper back on you perv!

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Why did the american block the road? Because he just ate at Mc donalds.

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When SCUBA diving, why is it important to fall backward off the side of the boat? Because if you fell forward, you would still be in the boat.

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How do you stop R Kelly from peeing on little girls? Kill all little girls.

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Whats the difference between a baby in a comma and an iPod? I actually use the baby.

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Waitress: Would you like to have a drink? Customer: (Looks at the drink's menu) Hmmmm... What are my choices? Waitress: Yes and no.

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What do you do if you see a Mexican riding a bike? Say "Hello." It is polite.

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Keith figured gasoline burns, doesn't it? He was wrong.

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What did the black man say tovtye chinese man? Hello sir how are you today?

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Two Mexicans were sitting in the back of a car. They were carpooling to save gas.

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Q: What can a black man do that a llama can't? A: Walk

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What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend........... Wiped his ass

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Q: Why do Mexicans love rice and beans? A: Because it's fairly easy to grow in places with relatively low rainful and high temperatures like that in which they live in.

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"I vant to blood your suck!" warned Darcula.

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what is the worst thing to find out about for wife she is your arm

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"What's long, black, and smelly?" "The unemployment line." Upon hearing his boss tell this joke, the accountant files a complaint with human resources and the boss must attend several work training classes to develop a better sense of racial awareness and compassion. The workplace soon becomes a much less threatening environment for all people.

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Want to hear something funny? Sure, what? 9/11

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To buy more crystal meth to fuel his addiction while his wife and children starved in the public houses.

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How many midgets does it take to screw in a light bulb about 4

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What's worse than one bee sting? 2 bee stings. What's worse than 2 bee stings? The holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? 3 bee stings.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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