Rain rain go away, and don't come back or else i will kill your family.

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You die of loss of blood, under a pile of first-aid kits

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Whats black and red and dead? Nobody could tell, but they were sure that it wasn't a dead black person, so stop being racist!

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why was Logan sad? he was raped by his daddy multiple times

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Well Here Goes Nothing And nothing happened

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What does a ghost get when he watches porn? A boner

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why was the woman in the kitchen? because societal standards placed her in such a situation

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So you're flying around in your bathtub, how pancakes to shingle a doghouse? Airhockey, because pizza bagels can't cry.

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What is white, average height and cannot jump as high as a black man? A fridge.

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Q-Why did the little boy feel hot? A-Because he faceplanted into a bonfire.

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theres a straight guy, a gay guy ,and a jew the weird part is the straight guy hits on the jew and the gay guy which make the situation all akward.

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What is dark in the darkness even if you shine a torchlight on it? A blackman

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Q: Were yyoouu talking smack about me? A: what? Q: did i studder? A:yeah you said yyoouu Q: well were ya A: no Q: oh ok.. A: k bye..

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue Even though I can't tell Because I am color blind

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why did the man break his arm? he didn't, someone else broke it for him

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What has Whitney Houston got in common with a spider? They're both black and they can't get out of the bathtub

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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? I don't have a ferrari in my garage.

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Three men are stranded, mid-ocean, in a small rowboat. They realize quickly that their imminent demise is slowly creeping into the forefront of their consciousnesses. Just as all hope seem to be lost, one man noticed an island covered in luscious foliage about five hundred yards away. A problem reared it's head as it became apparent that an unrelenting riptide was dragging the boat further and further from the shore and, in turn, salvation. It became further apparent that the men would have to abandon their rickety rowboat and swim the rest of the way. The first man bravely jumps into the vast uncertainty of the ocean and attempts to swim to shore. He is met by a large shark that promptly severs his arm from his body. A bloody mess, he manages to touch down on the sandy beach. The second man, more reluctantly, also jumps in. He balanced his chances: "100% death in the boat vs. uncertainty in the ocean." Like the first man, the second man meets the shark's vicious bite. His leg is severed and he too drags himself, bloody, to the warm embrace of sand and freedom. The third man, sure that he would be bitten also, jumps into the ocean and swims to shore. Alas! The third man arrived on the island unscathed and completely fine. Perplexed, the first two men asked the third why the shark did not attack him. The third man simply smiled and replied..."what do you expect me for, a typewriter?"

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? She was a loaf of bread.

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Whats worse than finding a repeated joke on anti joke? The holocaust Whats worse than finding a repeated joke on anti joke? The holocaust

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What time is it when an elephant jumps over your fence? Actually, elephants don't jump.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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What is the one thing you can never steal back? Your viginity.

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EVERYBODY has a penis!!! Everybody!!!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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