A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says 'Why the long face?' The horse says 'My alcoholism is destroying my family.'

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What did the captain say to the priest? We're on a boat.

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roses are red violets are blue flowers come in many colors

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A blind man crosses the street... he is hit by a car

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See you later... Just joke I'm blind

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What's worst than being stung by a bee? being stung by two bees. what's worst than that? The Holocaust. What's worst than that? being stung by three bees.

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What did the cow say to the Businessman? Nothing. Cows cant talk.

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How did the chicken cross the road? Assuming the vehicles yielded to the chicken, it looked both directions before crossing then proceded across the street while staying between the crosswalk lines until it had reached the other side of the road.

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A blind man walked into a bar. Quite literally.

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Why did Hellen Keller drive off of the cliff? Because she is a woman.

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The boy said to the priest, may God be with you. The priest responded with, "And also IN you".

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hey i just met you and this is crazy but here is my gun so get in the van

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Q: What do you get when you have water, sodium C14-16 olefin sulfonate, glycerin, disodium lauroamphodiacetate, polysorbate 20, cocamidopropyl, betaine, PEG-6 Phenoxyethanol, PPG-15 Stearyl, Ether, Citric Acid, isocateth-20, Fragrance, Methylparaben, Tetrasodium EDTA, Xanthan Gum, Propylparben, Ethylparagen, and Camelia Sinensis Leaf Extract? A: All New Clean & Clear Oil Free Make-up Dissolving Foaming Cleanser.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the chicken had just escaped from the slaughterhouse where he witnessed the brutal decapitation of his entire family and in his heightened emotional state was unable to map out a safer and more sensible route.

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What's blue, white and red all over? Not a duck.

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Did you hear about Osama Bin Laden? He's dead.

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i punched my mother in the face once she cried

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Q:what do you get when you get when you cross a dog and a human A: a human-dog hybrid with AIDS

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What tastes worse than dog shit? White dog shit.

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Roses are red,violets are blue, i love the colour red and green but its a pitty because im not so keen.

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What do Justin Bieber and corn have in common? They are both fruits. Except for the corn.

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Ever heard of carpel tunnel? Well after that girl it was more like carpal toungal

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If you have three ice-cream cones, and you give away two, how many do you have left? Why would you give away your ice-cream? Eating it is the better option.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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