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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man takes a bite into a tuna casserole and burns his tounge. He is also a hermaphradite.

roses are red violets are blue i have Alzheimer whats a rose?

What's big fat and hairy? Peter

What's worse than stepping on a piece of gum? A clown following you around all day throwing toothbrushes at you. ___ Zertop™

a lazy boy sleeps 23/24 hours. what does he do in the remaining hour ? he takes a nap

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

A guy walks into a bar. He meets a girl and they have a great time. He calls her the next day and their relationship continues for many months. Eventually they get married and have children.

I walk in to a bar, ask for a beer, get drunk, walk away and.... hmmm.. how could I finish the joke??..

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

Sharing means caring, Caring is socialism

Knock knock Who's there? No one ever mentioned someone named "there" it's me, Jim

guess what? bannanas

Why did the bear turn red? Because he was emBEARessed. Nah just kidding, a hunter shot him.

Why did the man drop one dozen long stem roses? Because he was hit by a taxi cab

Why was the blind man bored? - He was in a coma

Knock Knock! Who is there? I am the milkman and I have your milk.

Knock Knock who's there its black george washington.

Whats faster than a black guy with a tv? His brother who is a dentist and drives a fast sports car.

KNOCK KNOCK who's there? OUCH! what's your door knob made of? nails?

Your mom is so stupid that her parents were probably ashamed of her low grades.

Why did the McCann's parent's leave the window's and doors open? Because Portugal is a very hot climate, And they expected the place they were staying to be safe as lot's of tourist's stay there throughout the year.

The Holocaust is worse than any number of bee stings. Unless, of course, bees separated people of certain ethnic backgrounds from their families and killed them off bit by bit by stinging them.

Q: How many Jewish people can fit in a four door sedan? A: 4, or possibly 5, depending on the sedan's optional seating, and depending on whether the gentleman are comfortable enough with each other to scoot closer to allow a 5th friend to join in.

What did the black man eat at a picnic? I don't know, I wasn't there.

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