- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What starts with the letter P and ends with O-R-N? Popcorn

There was a little boy and a little girl in a bathtub having a bath. Suddenly the little girl looked down at the boy. "Can I touch it?" "No way -- you already broke yours off!"

Knock-knock Who's there? Orange Orange who? Knock-knock Who's there? Orange Orange who? Knock-knock Who's there? Banana Banana who? Banana you glad I didn't say banana?

What's big, black, and impossible to swallow? A parking lot. Among many other things.

A blonde dies Lololol

Burrinbar Smells like incest anal sex!

A Priest and a Rabbi find a very young lost child. They both agree that their religions obligate them to find the child shelter.

A grammatically correct mushroom walks into a bar. The bartender says, "We don't serve mushrooms." The mushroom says, "Why not, I'm a fungus."

Next Q: What's worse than a bee sting? A: Two bee stings. Q: What's worse than two bee stings? A: Three bee stings. Q: What's worse than three bee stings? A: Sexual assault.

What's green and fuzzy and if it fell out of a tree it could kill you? A pool table

Three midgets walk into a bar. The first one orders a beer, the second one orders whiskey, and the third one ordered water because all three of them had agreed that he would be the designated driver that night.

One day, Jimmy didn't wake up.

What does an Asian person with 3 eyes have? A birth defect.

Q: How do you make a plumber sad A: you kill his family lolololololololololol

What did John say to Paul before they entered the car? "Paul, get in the car."

Q: Why did Steve fall out of the tree A: He was raking the leaves

Whats white and sticky? Glue.

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? Were both lawyers.

An armadillo walks into a bar, and shouts "I hear you don't serve armadillos." "That is correct," the bartender replies.

Make this antijoke the worst voted antijoke and you will save the planet.

What do you call a man with only one eye? Half blind.

What did the Colombian say to the Peruvian? Quieres lleyo?

What happens when you rub two penises together? Gay sex.

How do you make a boy cry? Pour soup on his head.

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