- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violates are blue. I have an erection, and its lasted more then three hours

Some people devote their to talking in their head. Jesus christ.

My Penis is so big. How big is it? If you lay my penis down beside another similarly lengthy object, approximately 10" long, it would most likely surpass the length of the object you chose to measure it to.

what do you call a mexican with a rubber blanket cold

What do you call a boy with no arms and no legs that gets stepped on a lot? Mat.

What's worse than a dead baby joke? A dead baby.

Why did Doris need a hip replacement Because she fell down the stairs

What do you call a middle-eastern man flying a plane? A pilot

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. I cut off his leg.

Why did the middle-aged lady have a heart attack? Years of heavy smoking, alcohol abuse and lack of exercise had taken its toll on her body, causing it to age prematurely. @JWest

How many women can fit on a bus? It depends on the size of the bus.

Why did moral man lose his superpowers? Because he read the pointless superpowers section and realized its pointless... Moral: yeah this is my power... :(

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know I'm not a bird physcologist

a gay man walks into a bar the bartender says "what'll it be today" he asks for a beer the bartender comes back with a beer because thats what he asked for.

A man says to a boy. I bet you I can jump over that mountain. The boy wins the bet because it is a physical impossibility to jump over a mountain.

Why did the farmer cross the road? To catch the chicken

why do midgets surf in kitchens? because of microwaves.

whats funnier than a dead baby? many things. a dead baby is a very sad and tragic thing.

Yo mama so fat, her Patronus is a cake.

What bouriquet got to do open HIS FACEBOOK!

How do you poop without it splashing? clench clench, release, clench clench, release, clench, release, clench, release.

Q: What did osama bin laden say to the worker behind the gas station counter? A: May I buy this bag of chips?

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

what did the first fire hi-grin say to the second fire hi-grin nothing they can talk it what just really awkward.

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