- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? (Because she was blind and deaf?) No, because she was a woman.

what happens when you try to believe it's not butter? 34 Indonesian kids lose their job.

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Why was Hellen Keller a bad driver? She was a woman

Roses are red, Violets are blue, The first line is spelled wrong, Ha, I tricked you

Why did the goat cross the road. To put his sacrifices into the pentagram.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she was hit by a refrigerator.

What's Worse Than Falling Over? .......Rape.

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What has 2 wheels and looks like a bike? A bike.

How do you wake up lady GaGa? You po po po poker face!

Hey! How do you do a four strand plait? With four strands.

Whats the difference between a watermelon and babies I don't have a pile of dead watermelon in my basement

What did the elephant say to the naked man? "Cute, cute, but can it pick up peanuts?"

Q: What do you call a person with no arms and no legs ??? A: Stumpy

What does a homeless man get for Christmas? A gun to kill himself with

Q. Why hasn't LeBron won a ring? A. Throughout his career, he has been placed with incapable teammates, thus leading to unsuccessful results. However, recently, he has been placed with individuals valid pod achieving such a goal.

It is wrong to strip a homeless man of his clothes and chew his face off. Note to self: Explain this to someone before they have taken bath salts.

Why was 6 afraid of 7 7 eight 9

your mom is so ugly that she is still a virgin, you don't exist you are just a figment of my imagination.

Who has two thumbs and lost them? Me but I can't really point at myself due to the lack of thumbs.

Why did Logan lose his lunch? Because he forgot to his lunchbox on the day-trip.

can you touch your toes? no

How do you beat Princess Diana in a car race? Challenge Princess Diana to a car race.

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