What do you call a deer with no eye? NO IDEAR!

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Q: A man walked into a bar and said, "Ouch!" Why? A: The man walked into a METAL bar.

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Two drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff. They all broke beyond repair.

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I'm rubber and you're glue, neither one of us say anything because inanimate objects can't talk.

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Two black guys walk into a bar the bartender says get out

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What's green and eats nuts? Syphilis.

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Roses are red Violets are blue You're parents are dead All your friends are too

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Why did the black man cross the road? He was going to meet up with his friend who happened to be Irish.

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Has anyone else noticed that the very least popular and the most popular anti-joke on this site are both related to the Holocaust.

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Knock Knock Nobody Nobody who? Nobody, did you not hear what I just said.

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why did stuart buy an ipad from the mall. because he wanted an ipad

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How do you make a blond cry? You punch her in the face.

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A middle aged woman walks into a bar. Its Friday and there is a breeze in the air. She leaves shortly thereafter.

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What did the indian boy say to his friend? He didn't he was too busy studying

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What did the pirate say to the ninja? I have aids.

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Why did dallin fall off the swing he got hit by jds big penis

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KNOCK KNOCK who's there? OUCH! what's your door knob made of? nails?

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A blonde walks into an electronic store...she buys an IPhone because someone stole her blackberry, her money, and everything she cares for. Nah, I'm just kiddin', she was murdered.

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A man walks into a bar. Three hours later, ambulances arrived, because the man was knocked out. The man who saved was known as a hero, and was awarded a medal for his good deed.

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Why was the emo kid sad? Because he gets raped by his dad every night

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69.

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What does a grandmas vagina taste like? I don't know -- nor do I want to.

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What's worse than finding ants in your kitchen? A truckload of dead babies.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist bastard.

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