An African-American is working on math problems and notices an Asian man walking by. The African American asked,"Could you help me out on these math problems?" The Asian man replied, " I have never been good at math."

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whats worse than failing your maths test?

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Hey I just met you and this is crazy but here's my chew toy throw it maybe!

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Q:whats big white and falls out of trees A:a refrigerator

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How do you get a black guy to learn how to read? Find a stolen book and tell them that it's the recipe for the spices in fried chicken.

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What happened to the lady? She queefed.

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One day a terribly epileptic child is put on on a strict Atkins diet by his loving mother. A week later he finds that the frequency and intensity of his seizures have been reduced by its ketogenic effects, which provides exogenous fats for the body to burn, but limits the available carbohydrate so that ketone bodies build up. It is the high level of these ketones which appear to suppress seizures.

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Why was the Saudi Arabian terrorist flying a plane in America? He was going to visit some family on a ranch in Kansas.

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Q: What do you call a innocent black man that was shot 403 times by the cops when they asked for his ID and somehow assumed he was gonna reach for a gun? A: Deceased Texan.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue Your Adopted Deal With It!!!

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What's red and green and goes 500 mph? A frog in a blender.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got a smoke dectecter, You died in a fire

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Once upon a time there was a young teenager who was bullied a lot. She died 100 years ago.

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What do you call an Asian who can't drive? Underage, and therefore has not required his license to do so.

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When does Adolf Hitler get horny? When his hormones start at it when looking at women.

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wanna hear a sad joke? you! by mad james

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Peas

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What happens when you tickle a rabid iguana? It bites you and you die.

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Blind jokes are not funny! I just don't see the humor in them

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Haikus are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense, Refrigerator Sex

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Q. Whats black and red all over? A. A black wall thats been painted red.

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Q How is it Going Patty? A:Hi Patrick hows it going?

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Kid 1 "Man this is the hardest poop i've ever taken." Kid 2 "Maybe it's because you ate the Happy Meal toys." Kid 1 "You know what? I think you're right. Commotion ensues as the toilet bowl fills with blood as the action figure has cut the inside of his large intenstine. He is screaming in pain. Kid 2 reacts quickly getting him to the hospital just making it in time before Kid 1 passes out. Thankfully he survives but has to get shrgery. Meanwhile, the family dog Buster decides to drink the blood poop water from the bowl and dies from poisining.

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Haikus are lovely But sometimes do not make sense Refrigerator

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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