- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I just sharpened this hatchet Don't make me use it!

How do you kill a blonde? Kick her off a cliff.

Knock Knock. Who's there? The Police. She told me she was nineteen.

So, im new at this site and i was wondering how do you make an anti joke?

Why did the chicken fall down? Because it wanted to have fun

Why are babies like shake weights? Cause If you shake them long enough, they both end up being inanimate objects.

Q: Why did the little boy fall off the swing? A: Because he was hit by a bus, and then was raped violently. He is currently undergoing psychotherapy.

A classic (apologies if it's been posted before): A woman was riding the bus home after a day of shopping. Suddenly she jumped up, shouting "may aspirins! My aspirins!" The driver replied: "You probably left them on the counter at the drugstore."

I'd like to advertise the love of Jesus in Kobane. Do u join me next Monday? :D

What did the cow say to the chicken? - Muuuuhhhhhhhhh!

ok so ive been pondering for a while now for a joke to submit and here is what ive got, tell me what you think: quif stain

Why do giraffes have long necks? So they can reach higher, un-eaten leaves.

The patient says, "Give me the bad news first!" Doctor replies, "You've got AIDS." "Oh, no! What could be worse than that?" asks the patient. "You've also got Alzheimer's Disease." Looking relieved the patient says, 'at least it shall be over quickly.'

A Black Guy, A Rabbi, And A Mexican walk into a bar, the bartender looks up and says "Get Outta Here We're Closed!"

A blind man walks into a bar. He had a few drinks then went home.

Q: Whats the difference between a lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? A: I don't have a lamborghini in my garage.

What do you do when you see four black people and a Jew? You buy them

What's worse than failing a school test for Peter? Nothing, because he is asian.

What starts with the letter P and ends with O-R-N? Popcorn

There was a little boy and a little girl in a bathtub having a bath. Suddenly the little girl looked down at the boy. "Can I touch it?" "No way -- you already broke yours off!"

A blonde dies Lololol

Burrinbar Smells like incest anal sex!

A Priest and a Rabbi find a very young lost child. They both agree that their religions obligate them to find the child shelter.

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