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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How does a person with Alzheimers' poem go? Roses are red, Roses are red, Roses are red, Wait, what was I doing?

what do u call a kid at school a school kid and i have enough of these anti jokes they are not funny

Why is 13 the most hated number? 13 is Jewish.

What's upside down? umop apisdn

What happened to the pleasure robot he pleasured someone in the pussy

Why did the man open up a umbrella? Because it was raining..

Chuck Norris shaves with his fists. That's why he still has a beard.

A plane crashes in a polish cemetery the authorities have found 2000 bodies

Where do you find a dead hooker? where you left her.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A Jew is a person who practices the Jewish religion. A pizza is an italian dish consisting of dough, cheese, and tomato sauce.

q.how do u kill a jew? a.you glue a penny to the bottom of a pool

Knock Knock. GO AWAY!

1-"What's the worst thing about a joke?" 2-"The stupid punchlines at the end" 1-"No-- when someone dies and can't live to tell it..." (laughter) 3-"What joke you guys laughing at." 2-"None of you're business" 3-"Damn I really wanted to know" 1-"Didn't we all."

Did you hear the joke about the man and the serial killer? Neither did the man since he was stabbed repeatedly and thrown into the bottom of a lake.

Why did the man feel like he was flying? Because he had just committed suicide by jumping off of a tall building.

what do you call a black man sleeping on a park bench at 2 in the morning? Homeless

A black man bites into a watermelon. Just kidding he was white.

Q: What's small, round, and looks like a marble? A: A marble.

If these walls could talk - the public would pay large sums of money to see this marvel of science. On a more serious note, they might also tell the cops about the many dead hookers stowed within them.

What time is it in Florida? Time To Eat The President Of The United States!

Yo mama so fat when she goes to the gym, she makes her trainer skinnier.

How can a black person and a white person be friends? The civil right's movement.

Did you hear about the kidnapping in Pennsylvania? He woke up...

Why was the road crossed by the chicken? Because as an animal, incapable of understanding human languages and consequently lacking in education, it was unable to understand the convention of not using the passive voice in English prose writing.

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