Your mothers so stupid she is retaking her college courses so she can get a better job and support her family.

How many lesbians does it take to change a lightbulb? One. But after she does this, se will probably have sex with another woman

Whats worse than the death of a celebrity? An anonymous person posting a joke on this site.

What is a taco made out of? A. Various ingredients ranging from cheese to sour cream.

Knock Knock Who's there? After no response, the man chuckled as he realized the sound of his TV mimicked that of his door knocker.

What's the difference between a microwave and hamster? They're both furry except for the microwave

I just had major Deja Vu... Cool, Brett. No one cares.

Why do giraffes have long necks? To connect their bodies to their heads.

how to you mess with helen keller? Re-arrange her furniture

Haikus are easy Im happy when I write them Thats pretty much it

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be. He could not be. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. He's either in great danger or has a psychological disorder.

What are the differences between a black man and a park bench? One's a chair and ones a person.

What did the average man say the the bird? HOODINI

How many mentally challenged beings does it take to screw in a light bulb? Well one couldn't do it so adding more to the equation will only make it worse sir.

why was the boy sad he had a frog stapled to his face

A middle aged woman walks into a bar. Its Friday and there is a breeze in the air. She leaves shortly thereafter.

Twilight is so bad, I read it and personally didn't like it as a book.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? That is not nearly as important as how to cure cancer so let's not worry about it.

Knock Knock.

What did the black kid get for Christmas? An X-box, a sweater and some socks.

There's a Mexican and a black guy in a car... Who's driving? The Cop!!!

qu'est ce qui est petit et poilu? un asticot poilu

Can we pretend that airplanes in the night sky are like shooting stars? No, we can't.

It's weird how two of the SAME jokes can get different ratings.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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