- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's similar between a black man and jelly babies? Nothing

See you later... Just joke I'm blind

how to you mess with helen keller? Re-arrange her furniture

What's as hard as a rock? A rock

i have a black man in my family tree. i am 25% african american among several other ethnicities.

A horse walks in to a bar. The barman says: "Why the long face?" The horse does not reply because it is a horse and can neither speak nor understand English. The horse is startled by it's surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables on it's way out.

A cripple and a Jew walk into a bar. They sit down and begin to discuss all the stigmas that they have faced their entire lives. The conversation goes on for an hour, at which point a black man walks in. Just then, the bar explodes and they all die.

What are the differences between a black man and a park bench? One's a chair and ones a person.

What animal was two legs and bleeds a lot? half a dog

Why did the tomato blush? It didn't, tomatoes are naturally red by colour.

Yo momma so fat shes eating right now

What happened when the boy stood up? He had all his limbs hacked off and soon after died.

How to make deep fried chicken. Step 1: Go to your local swimming pool. Step 2: Throw a dead chicken into the deep end. Step 3: Strike the chicken with lightning. Step 4: Remove your newly fried chicken. Enjoy!

Why did the black man steal an inhaler? Because he was broke and he had asthma.

So seriously you have never ever played videogames before?

Why did two girls need one cup? they didnt feel like washing an extra dish to drink their coca cola

How could Jamie not come out and play? His mum had cancer

What did the fish say when he ran into a cement wall? ....Nothing fish don't run What did the fish say when he swam into a cement wall? ...Damn

What is small, cries a lot, and moves at high speeds? A baby stapled to a car.

What did the black man say tovtye chinese man? Hello sir how are you today?

What did the blind man say to the mentally challenged man when he bumped into him? Watch where you're going, retard.

A man walk's into a bar with a monkey, I fotgot the rest of the joke. Your mom is a whore.

What's black and hangs from a tree? A tire swing.

Hey, what do you call an absent-minded person? I'm sorry what did you say?

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