Why did grandma drop the dish? She had a heart attack and died, falling to the ground and thus bringing the plate with her to the floor.

What mouse walks on two legs? Mickey Mouse. What bear walks on two legs? Winnie the Pooh. What duck walks on two legs? All of them, dumbass.

two kids see a girl naked in the woods They walk away promptly to their homes and tell their mothers.

What did the horse say to the other horse? Nothing, they're both horses

There's a Mexican and a black guy in a car... Who's driving? The Cop!!!

knock knock? who's there Dave Come on in!!!!!

How did the old man die? His family locked him in the basement and then burned the house

A horse and a penguin and a kangaroo come into a bar and order drinks from the bartender, who later gets fired for taking acid while working.

I have a little dog. She likes being tossed high into the air. I need a new little dog as the last one was caught by a gust carrying here over the sound-dividing highway wall and dropped into traffic.

What's orange and fluffy? Orange Fluff

What's black and hangs from a tree? A tire swing.

Whats worse the losing your 3 kids, your lovely beautiful wife, and your trusty dog, all your belongings and in a house fire while you're at work? Nothing

Why did the jew put a parking meter on his roof.? ....So santa would have to pay to park.

How could Jamie not come out and play? His mum had cancer

Knock knock. Who's there? Not your grandma! Cause she's dead! Come to the funeral

When life throws you lemons, Throw grenades.

whats black & white the colombo school shooting citv footage

Why did the chicken cross the road? He realized he was in the ghetto

Whats the difference between a soccer ball and a baby? Babies cry when I kick them.

An asian man walks into a bar and lights a cigarette. He is politely asked to leave due to smoking being prohibited indoors.

What kind of movies do pirates like? They don't know, Somalia doesn't have much of a film industry.

What happened When The lion asked the dog of a soda can? The giraffe who is taller the lion or the whos the fastest?

Why did the lion get lost? Because the jungle is massive

Stalin and Hitler went to Kmart to buy mini-toothpaste. Because they schleifen schlafanned on their way to the country club.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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