Why did the black man go to the store with a gun? He recently bought it a couple days before to go hunting, but it wasn't working correctly.

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What do a Siamese cat and a birch tree have in common? Both exist.

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What's the difference between a Jew and an apple? One of them is a fruit, and the other is not.

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why did the family get sick?? because i fucked a girl with a parsnip then sold the parsnip to a family with 4 small children

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A man walks into a bar, buys a pint of beer, talks to his friends for while and leaves.

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a larger worm in your apple.

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What scares little children and befriends their parents? A clown

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What happens when you tickle a rabid iguana? It bites you and you die.

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Why is the bowler right handed? He has no left hand.

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I'm black and I will beat your children. (This is not an anti-joke)

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My uncle told me that slow and steady wins the race. He died in a fire.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his monthly car bill is too freaking high and can't afford to take car to work, where all of his co- workers are waiting to tease him!

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Far from, yet all organizations are money based and put capitalism in front of all, so if lets say, one organization, needs help from another, a money transaction is made, I play a role there, as a well... Diplomat, its not my title, but my title is something I cannot reveal to anyone, not even my wife, id be putting myself and people in danger, but since I master things such as hypnosis, I can well, influence people, this is how I can pull of favors myself. Not favors such as "kill that guy for me", but more like... In your case. "If you are going to kill the wizard, please let the rest be, I know they are good people"

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whats awesome? a blade of grass with a mexican hat and a revolver.

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Q:What do you call a black man that got to the moon and back in a space rocket? A: A golfer, he is a pro golfer now!

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old spice body spay is so powerfull it can block BO for 16 hours. its so powerfull it can turn of the sun, but then it gets to cold, so it makes another sun........DOUBLE SUN POWWWWWEEEERRRRRRR!!!

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Knock knock. Who's there? The Gestapo.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got a smoke dectecter, You died in a fire

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guy walks into a bar.... Ouch.

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What do you get when you reverse Zelda's Lullaby ? Skyward Sword's theme.

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What's Green and has Wheels? Ian Leighton... I LIED ABOUT THE GREEN

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What's the difference between Hurricane Sandy and Barrack Obama? One is a catastrophic event that resulted in thousands of deaths, countless power outages and homes destroyed, and millions of dollars in damages, and is said to be one of the worst tropical storms to ever hit the nation. The other is the President of the United States, who has put in an unbelievable amount of effort to fix our economy, create jobs, and make America a better place to live. So as you can see, the two things are extremely different. One must wonder why this question was even asked in the first place, as one is a human being and the other is a storm, making any common traits between them almost non-existent.

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What did one butthole say to the other butthole? I'm actually not sure. I wasn't there when he said it.

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People shouldnt make fun of holocaust jokes..my grandpa died cause of it! he fell off the gaurd tower

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