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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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so if your riding down a big hill in your canoe and your bicycle falls out how many pancakes do you have left? you would have 200 pancakes left --sticksack

Q: Why did the white mother with a newborn baby lock her car doors? A: Because a black guy walked by.

like if your cool

Roses are red, Violets are dead, I've climbed through your window, I'm under your bed.

Why did the man drive a van? So he could keep the stuff he stole.

Why wouldn't joey pay attention in class? Because he was being raped by a grizzly bear.

A dancer walks into a barre

Three Blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The first blonde says they're deer tracks. The second blonde says they're elk tracks. The last blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

Sarah: Knock knock. Jim: Who’s there? Sarah: It’s me, Sarah. Open the door. Jim: It’s me Sarah open the door who? Sarah: Please Jim, it’s freezing out here. Jim: That wasn’t a very funny joke, Sarah. Sarah: Shut the fuck up and let me in. Jim: Ok.

Three girls are walking in the woods they see tracks one thinks it is a bear the other thinks it is a deer the last one thinks it is a lion They all argue till they get hit by a train and realized they were train tracks

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says 'Why the long face?' The horse says 'My alcoholism is destroying my family.'

Wat did the man say to the other man when they were alone. We dont know. They were alone.

Yar! What be a pirate's favorite football team? The Steelers. I'm originally from Pittsburgh.

A blond, burnette, and red head walk into a bar. They sit together and enjoy a few drinks while catching up on eachother's lives.

69.

why did stuart buy an ipad from the mall. because he wanted an ipad

What do you call a Gay leprechaun? A homosexual ginger man with a pretty green outfit.

A man walks into a bar. He bumps his head on the iron and has headaches for a week.

What is white and can't climb trees? Toothpaste.

Life is confusing. Really how so? He just walked up to me five minutes ago with a pair of socks taped on both sides of his face saying humanity is screwed and ran off after peeing on my carpet.

How did the chicken cross the road? Assuming the vehicles yielded to the chicken, it looked both directions before crossing then proceded across the street while staying between the crosswalk lines until it had reached the other side of the road.

Yo momma so fat shes eating right now

why was 9 afraid of 6 ? because it made her pregnant

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