- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened to Jillian when she walked out the door? She got hit by a bus A. Knock knock B. Whos there? A. Not Jillian

whats funnier than throwing a baby off a cliff cathcing him at the bottom with a pitch fork

Roses are Red Violets are Blue If you think this is gonna rhyme, You're dead wrong.

What's funny and looks like a fish? A clown fish

What do you say to a disabled man in a lift? Have a nice day.

What did your mom get for christmas ? A stairstepper.

Whats black and flys out of a car? Pupies stuffed in a bag.

What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile.

Women outside of the kitchen.

some people say that i am gay they are right cause i like boys

How many cows does it take to swim on land? 4.2

What was Jenna's favourite ice cream flavour? Keyword; was, she's dead now

this isn't meant to be a joke, but just letting all of you know, inside jokes don't count and kony jokes aren't funny

What's a good joke? France going to war and winning.

A man walks into a bar, orders a drink, drinks it, and leaves.

What is the difference between a dog and pile of dead babies? One of them is alive.

My mom farted, she also has Alzheimer's, I also have Alzheimer's. Also pizza didn't like it

Dwarf Shortage

What did Michelle Obama get for Christmas? Cancer

I started a pottery course where the two instructors looked like Demi Moore and Patrick Swayze. The only other student looked like Whooping Goldberg. This teacher to student ratio proved invaluable as I am hoping to make a living as an artist and really appreciated all the extra attention.

What do you call a man with no arms and legs laying at your doorstep? Matt.

What would you call it if Justin Bieber had sex with a woman? Sex, because thats what it is.

what did the panda say to the poachers? please stop killing my family.

Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Susie.

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