What’s brown and hairy? Brown hair.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To warn people on the other side that the sky was falling Why did the cow cross the road? Cause he had madcow disease Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? Cause he's Chuck Norris Why did the Mexican cross the road? He was on his way to America Why did the black man cross the road? He was just running to his car you racist.....after he had robbed the bank Why did the horse go to the other side of the field? He liked green grass

give me a gun or i will shoot you i dont know what with but i will kill you so run run or i will come and get you

What's more absurd than a goldfish astronaut? A jew that cares about palestinians

Why did the man drive a van? So he could keep the stuff he stole.

A dancer walks into a barre

Why did the black man cross the road? He was going to meet up with his friend who happened to be Irish.

A blond is on her way driving to the airport when she sees the sign "Airport left." She made a left turn and got to her flight on time.

the other day i was walking down the street and saw a black man carrying a tv. i thought to myself, "hey that looks like mine!" but then i was like nawwwwwww, mine's at home...... shining my shoes -_-

A jumpercable walks in the bar the bartender says ill get you something but dont start anything.

Three girls are walking in the woods they see tracks one thinks it is a bear the other thinks it is a deer the last one thinks it is a lion They all argue till they get hit by a train and realized they were train tracks

Wat did the man say to the other man when they were alone. We dont know. They were alone.

How many black basketball players does it take to change a lightbulb? One. They're all rather tall therefore they can reach the light source with ease.

One time, I saw this guy on stilts and thought it would be hilarious if someone pushed him over. Then some guy pushed him over and broke his neck.

What do you get if Justin Bieber and Miley Cyrus have a baby? The apocalypse

An irishman walks into a bar and drinks 6 pints of guiness. He then drives himself home and savagely beats his wife and children.

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a man was cooking a tortilla. what did he say when he dropped it while flipping the tortilla? oops i dropped my tortilla

i punched my mother in the face once she cried

Q: What did the nazi say to hitler? A: You like my Auschwitz?

What do you call a black person who flies a plane? A pilot.. You racist bastard.

why did the mexican work for a lawn care service I don't know why don't you ask him

Chuck Norris was in a staring contest with the sun. He's blind now.

What happened to Jillian when she walked out the door? She got hit by a bus A. Knock knock B. Whos there? A. Not Jillian

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