Q: What are the best kind of jokes? A: The funny ones.

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Whats worse than stubbing your toe? The Holocaust.

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There is two guys named tard and retard on a boat in shallow water. they both fall off. Who gets back up onto the boat? - Obviously Tard because ur dealing with a retard here.

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My cake is yummy, It's icing is blue. It will always be mine, Come close and I'll punch you. So stay away from it And you will be safe, But if you dont listen, Prepare ice for your face!

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what is the opposite of underpants? overpants

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what did Russell wilson get for Christmas a seahawk..

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what did the cat say to the dog? I turded out my crap hole

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Der Ter-Rerks, nern ter serrentersts ers "Terernerserers Rerks", wers er dernerser dert lerved ern der Certersers perrerd. Ert wers er mert erter, prering ern smerler, plernt-erterng dernersers serch ers herdrersers ernd serrerperds. Ert erser hernterd der herned herberver Tersererterps, werd erverderns erf ferts ferned ern der ferserlersed rermerns.

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Do you like fishsticks? Ya, me too.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. At least that's what I've heard, I'm blind.

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Roses are red, Violets are dead, I've climbed through your window, I'm under your bed.

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What do you call a two headed platypus? Go ask him, I'm sure he has a name.

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what did the apple say to the orange? nothing, stupid, apples can't talk

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Why can't Benitio Mussolini win the war? Becuase he's dead.

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Why was the blind man bored? - He was in a coma

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A horse walks into a bar. The barman asks "Why the long face?" The horse takes offense and replies "I was born like this."

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What's funny about Magic Johnson's T-Cell count? Nothing. He has AIDS, and it's a degenerative disease, that will eventually result in death. There's nothing funny about that.

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Where is Jew University? Berlin, Germany

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Why did the cook throw up at McDonalds? Because his pay check was made out to the Ronald McDonald Foundation.

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How do you have se with hellen keller? Very sweetly

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how do you save a car from falling out of an airplane? I don't know.

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Is Barack Obama a dentist, a teacher, or the president of the United States? A dentist. He just happens to have the same name as the president.

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Why didn't the TV turn on? Nobody switched it on.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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