how many members of the australian greens party does it take to write legislation? none, it's already been done for them by Karl Marx

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A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

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whats brown and has wings? a stick, i lied about the wings bit

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want to get screwed for four years? VOTE REFUGLYCAN!

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im passing this on from a friend: 2 blondes walk into a building, you think one woulda saw it,

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2 gay guys walk into the bar guy #1 say lets get drunk guy #2 says lets get wasted then #1 says... what do they do fall on the floor and do it.

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What looks like a penis, smells like a penis and eats penis Nothin ive ever seen

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Man don't you hated when birds shit all over your car! Man I'm glad cows don't fly!

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Why did the horse die? I shot it in the face.

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Why did the babysitter only get paid 50 cents for a whole day. Because he was a 6 foot mexican.

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Q: What is red and smells like blue paint? A: my red painted d*ck

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What does? 42

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How long does it take a blonde to skrew in a light bulb? Any amount of time; given that she knows that said bulb is in need of replace meant, or that said blonde is disabled, or if you thought I would make some kind of funny blonde joke that you would tell your friend and then forget ten minutes later, only to think of it a day later and claim it as your own.

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Why was the drunk person arrested? He said to a police officer "I'm gay, so shut up you b****."

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Why are Chinese women such bad drivers? Only company executives are fortunate enough to own cars in communist China. Furthermore, women are still in a subordinate class in many Eastern societies.

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Q: Whats black and green and goes 100 mph? A: A black and white car going 100 mph.

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TRICERATOPS!

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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what did the handicap, gimp kid get on his test? I cant tell you.

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I saw a stray dog the other day So I petted it and got on my way.

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Mike and Richard were walking down the street together Richard left because of Mike's garlic breath

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Roses are red, But ravens are black, Please go to China, and never come back!

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A man is in a bar with a drink A lorry driver come in a gulp the guys drink down The man starts crying the lorry driver says"don't cry I will buy you another" The guy says "it's not that: Today I woke up late for work and when I finally got there my boss fired me so I get in my car to go home and it wont start so I walk home while it's raining and when I got in I found that my wife was sleeping with the gardener so I came down here and asked for some poison and you went and drank it"

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an islamic man with a strange bag walk into thr airport. he is probably heading toward his flight like any other person.

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