…What did you put in the drink that made me fart, and kill my horse?

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So, two men walk into a bar. But the midget walks under it.

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deez nuts

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Why did they bury the firefighter behind the hill? Because he was dead.

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Ask me if im a tree Are you a tree no

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Two black guys walk into a bar. One of them was white.

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Whats the difference between a boy scout and a jew? A boy scout gets to come home after camp.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Open up.

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What did the chubby, dirty, hobo get for Christmas? Cancer

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How do you keep the crime rate down in a black neighborhood? Blow everybody up all at one time.

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A duck walked into a bar and said "ouch."

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Your mom is so fat that she has diabetes and if she does not stick to her medical diet, her foot will be removed, but she started binge eating because of you in the first place, and if you don't straighten our your life, you will inadvertently be the cause of your mothers death.

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What's worse than holocaust jokes? The Rwandam Genocide.

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so a man walks into a bar...... He has a couple laughs over some drinks then went home.

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What's creepy about a loving couple having sex? I made them do it.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you touch yourself.

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What did the librarian say at the heavy metal concert? Shhhhh

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How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? one, hes an electrician

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So mind telling me why you wont call me? And why, you know... Are you avoiding this condition of yours?

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69.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Daisy's are white, Metallica.

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Knock knock. Who's there? I eat mop. I eat mop who? (I eat ma poo) Haha. ~Ali M.~

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What's wore then finding a worm in your apple? Being the only person to survive a plane crash over Alaska, then having to eat your family in order to stay alive waiting for help to come.

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what would happen if you took all the veins out of your body and laid them out tip to tip? you die

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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