Last Christmas, I gave you my heart, But the very next day, I died.

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Fun Fact: If you lay out all of the veins in your body out, You will die

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was trying to commit suicide through vehicular manslaughter and knew that the average human being would not be able to stop before it was too late.

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Two members of the KKK walk into the bar into a bar. The bartender asks, "what do you think of Obama?" One of the KKK members says "he is my President, I respect him."

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A black man bites into a watermelon. Just kidding he was white.

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Knock knock Who's there Why? Why who? Why so serious?

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So a blonde a, a red head, and a brunette crash land on an island, they all died within a week...

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Did you hear about the kidnapping in Pennsylvania? He woke up...

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What's the difference between a grape and a duck? They're both purple, apart from the duck.

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This is an anti-joke. It is not funny because "anti" means the opposite of something.

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why were the negros at whitney houstons funeral smiling? because there were free sandwiches!

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Immaculate Misconception - Motionless In White \m/

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Why did the wolf cry boy? Cause he was a pedifile.

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why was the black guy smelly? because his white friend threw him in a dumpster

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Why did the dinosaur rent a DVD in Redbox about a sex? Because he didn't own a Blu-Ray player.

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Why did the monkey eat the banana? Because it was sexually confused

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Why was the chubby bird that you were staring at you angry. Because you were looking at him.

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Yo momma is so fat that....actually she's quite fit and i'd love to take her out on a date.

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happy birthday! Its not my birthday! Oh i just assumed from your smell. That doesn't make much sense does it? It does. No it doesnt. Are you sure? Yes. Oh. Do i smell? Like chickens. Oh. I wish i were alive. What? Bobbing for apples? what? You smell like a toilet seat. Fine! You never spend time with me any more! I dont like you! oh. you know who nobody likes? Who? amanda burchell.

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What is the funniest shirt Emil heskey has ever worn? A shirt that had this joke on it

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What do you call an armless legless man swimming? Dead

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Why was chuck norris the anti christ? Christianity was being threatened....

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What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both lawyers.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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