Why are there so many smiths in the phonebook? Because they all have phones.

Why was the cat meowing really loud? It was on fire. Why did the cat suddenly stop meowing? It died.

A black man and a hispanic man are in a car. Who is driving? The guy who didn't call shotgun.

What do you get when you cross a Lion and a Shark? You would likely get trouble, seeing as its both animals are quite dangerous and crossing even one of them is ill advised.

Yo mumma so poor that she dosent have any money

Yo momma is so fat that....actually she's quite fit and i'd love to take her out on a date.

What song does the lady camel sing to seduce male camels - my humps my humps my humps my humps How did sergay the camel respond? -we dont know. He died a fatal death involving hippos in hula skirts, and flying guavas

What do you call a middle-eastern man flying a plane? A pilot

A Black man, a Latino, and a Midget get into a car. They drive to the county fair, get snow cones and ride the tilt-a-whirl.

Q: What do you call a Jew in space? A: An astronaut you racist bastard!

What's 1+5 2+4 3+3 4+2 5+1 Whats 6+1 If you said 6 you're stupid.

How long does it take for light to travel a light-year ? A year.

Guy 1: What the shit is that car? Guy 2: Its not a car. It's an alfa romeo

A black guy and a Mexican are sitting in a car who's driving??? The Cops

Roses are grey Violets are grey I'm a dog

Why did the bus drive off the cliff? It's driver happened to be a tomato.

Why was chuck norris the anti christ? Christianity was being threatened....

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both lawyers.

What did the man say when he saw Niagra falls? Nothing, he was blind.

A rhinoceros walks into a bar. As it felt threatened by the presence of many humans, the rhino attacks and kills several people with the big horn on its nose.

Jerry Sandusky walks into an Under 21

How was the copper wire invented? 2 Jews pulling on the same penny!

H2O corndogs running around naked CC

One a upon of time there was man named Cinderella. He was so mad because his name was Cinderella. The end.

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