What can be smooth but also rough? Endoplasmic Reticulum

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I know that a lot of people don't like morbid jokes, for it isn't everybody's cup of liquidized dead baby.

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How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Attack her with a sanding machine.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Fruit loops.

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what's funnier than a dead baby nailed to a tree? Pretty much anything because infant mortality is in no way funny

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A blind man walked into a bar. Quite literally.

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What is worst than Justin Bieber new album? Being a jew during the holocaust or aids.

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"Knock Knock." "Who's there?" "I am." "Okay, come in."

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A paralyzed person walks into a bar.

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There was 2 friends named Shutup and Trouble. They were camping and Trouble got lost in the woods. Shutup called the police. Shutup: Hello, is this 9-1-1 my friend is missing. Police: What is your name sir? Shutup: Shut up Police: What? Shutup: Shut up Police: What did you say? Shutup: I said Shut Up Police: Hey are you looking for TROUBLE? Shutup: Yes! Police: Guess what? We found him, he's safe in the station. We will have a officer come by a drop him off. Have a good day Mr. Shutup Shutup: Thank you

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Dries Roelvink walks into a bar...

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What's easier than a whore? Doesn't matter, your mom's a whore either way.

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Justing Bieber walks in a bar. Everyone shoots him.

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A black guy and a Mexican are in a car, who is driving? They take turns due to the fact it is a long trip.

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Yo momma so fat shes eating right now

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Q:what do you get when you get when you cross a dog and a human A: a human-dog hybrid with AIDS

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A horse walks into a butcher shop and asks for two apple pies. The butcher says "sorry, but we don't have apple pies. It's a butcher shop." And the horse says "nevermind, I came here on my bike."

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Hello

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What did the cat say to the dog? Miaow. What did the dog say to the cat? Miaow.

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My dog has no nose. How does it smell? It doesn't

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Knock Knock. Erm, sorry to be weird, but can you perhaps use the doorbell, because it's new and has a novelty chime. I'm proud of it and get a little chuckle everytime it rings in the vain hope that, perhaps you, the visitor, may also find it entertaining. Who's there anyway?'

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What happened when the man fell off the boat? He went into the water and was viciously mauled by 5 alligators then ran over by another boat.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, We have your test results, You have cancer.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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