- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What can hurt you if you pee on it? A rabid grizzly bear

Bigfoot, the loch ness monster, and self-respecting Justin Beiber fans are all the same, your told they exist, it's not true.

What type of party do you throw when your fat? A baby shower.

Two men and a woman go to lunch together at a restaurant in New York City. The first man says, "I'm glad that we're finally doing this." The second man says, "Yeah, me too." The woman concurs.

Why did the mushroom go to the party? Cause he was invited.

What did one cannibal say to the other cannibal? Nothing, because he was eating him.

Did you hear the joke about the man and the serial killer? Neither did the man since he was stabbed repeatedly and thrown into the bottom of a lake.

Why did two girls need one cup? they didnt feel like washing an extra dish to drink their coca cola

Why did the computer explode into a million peices? It was thrown off the Empire State building.

What did one muffin say to the other muffin Holy shit a talking muffin

what do you call a black man sleeping on a park bench at 2 in the morning? Homeless

Stop driving smart cars you fags

What does a black kid get for Christmas? Your bike

What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile.

Male orgasm (haha bitches we've been faking it)

How many people are in the world? More than one. -David Papile

a man walks into a bar... he was shot to death because he was a slave during the 1910s

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Why? Because she has no arms. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Sally

Knock Knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? I'm a talking banana; what more do you want from me?

Why did the pumpkin when orange is not a letter in Spanish? Because moon shoes are der milf

A boy and his dad are in bed and his dad is telling him a story. And the cow told the farmer to get out of the bar. Now, what did the farmer say? Holy shit a talking cow!

One day 2 people were gonna fight after school and the final bell wrung then they started the mtch and the challenger says, "Hey whats the one thing that you say when you don't want to fight and ypu let the other person win?" The other guy says, "I give up?" Then the challenger says, " I WIN!!!"

why can't Amy ride on the rollercoaster? Because she's under the height limit.

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