- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's green and eats nuts? Syphilis.

If a brick said "hi" what you reply with? Nothing. You can't reply to something that doesn't speak.

What do you call a giraffe driving a car? A danger to society.

What did the pirate say to the ninja? I have aids.

What did the indian boy say to his friend? He didn't he was too busy studying

How do you make a blond cry? You punch her in the face.

Why was the emo kid sad? Because he gets raped by his dad every night

Why did dallin fall off the swing he got hit by jds big penis

A blonde walks into an electronic store...she buys an IPhone because someone stole her blackberry, her money, and everything she cares for. Nah, I'm just kiddin', she was murdered.

KNOCK KNOCK who's there? OUCH! what's your door knob made of? nails?

Your mamma so fat she bungie jumped straight to hell

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put C where A is. :D

What's worse than finding ants in your kitchen? A truckload of dead babies.

What does a grandmas vagina taste like? I don't know -- nor do I want to.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who are we kidding, when have you ever seen a chicken crossing a road?

Did you hear about the circus fire? Yes, apparently there were no casualties but all their props and equipment were destroyed, which will set the company back financially, even with the insurance.

Knock Knock. You don't have a door.

What do you get when you cross a gay man with a chainsaw? A decapitated homosexual.

Why did Jimy fell down the stairs, because he was adopted.

why did the man turn on and off the lights 20 times because he was diagnosed with O.C.D as a child

Wanna hear the most repeated joke on anti jokes? Why did [insert name here] fall off the swing? Because he/she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not [insert name here].

A deaf man walks into a bar. Someone yells, "FIRE!" and everyone evacuates. The deaf man does not hear him and dies horribly.

Whats the defination of cruelty

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