Guy: do u wanna hear a joke about my dick? Nah its to long Girl: Do u wanna hear a joke about my vagina? Actually that would make me very self concious I have ghonorrea and would appreciate not having to tell one.

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So let's pretend two men that had been friends for a very long time, one man asks the other man how he is, so the man tells the other man how he is doing. Then that man asks the other man how he is doing. The two men were engaged in a very interesting conversation. What did the men do next? Nothing. We're pretending, remember?

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Why did the plane crash into the mountain? The Pilot was a tomato

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A horse walks into a bar, Bartender says why the long face? and the horse says, i have horse aids

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Why didn't the boy get a bike for christmas? He broke the bath tub.

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Did you hear the one about the guy who couldnt find his shoes? No? ok ill talk to someone who will get the reference

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How many chickens did Moses bring to the ark? 2

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Old Macdonald had dyslexia IE IE O

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Guy 1: "hey look that homeless guy is riding a bike!" Guy 2 " Ya i know and look, there's a dead pro biker other there"

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You look like Susan Boyle f**ked Snooki and then got hit by a truck.

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Want to hear a funny story? So, these to kids have cancer...

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What's Worse Than Falling Over? .......Rape.

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what did the banana say to the orange? nothing because a banana is a fruit

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What has Whitney Houston got in common with a spider? They're both black and they can't get out of the bathtub

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What did the Jew say to the German? Yes I would like fries with that.

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Why did the man not get home to his loving family? He blew up.

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A drunk guy walks into a bar. He orders a beer and the bartender says "Hey pal, you look and act really drunk, I don't think I can serve you any more alcohol." The man looks up to the bartender and says "You're right, I'm really drunk."

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Q: Why did the purple cantalope eat the curtains at midnight? A: Sassafrass.

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What did Steven Hawkings say as he fell down the stairs? .................

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Jim just got laid off at the office. He believes his life is going to hell, so he commits suicide. His wife then later was blamed for his death because they were having many arguments. She was sentenced to life and slowly rotted in prison for the rest of her life. Their children then are moved around from foster home to foster home and they grow up to be drug dealers.

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What happened when the black man tried to cross the road Nothin. He tripped on a bug trying to get on the edge

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Guy One: Guess what? Guy Two: What? Guy One: I don't know, that's why I asked you.

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Why was the black man hanging from the tree? He fell and had to grab a branch.

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Anti Joke

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