ill take a bullet for you... on call of duty... nahhh that ruins my kd

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What's the difference between Rebecca Black and your mom? Nope! Chuck Testa.

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Why did the catholic preist take all the little boys out in the woods? They were going on a camping trip.

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What's yellow and smells like cheese? Cheese.

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Why did the pelican cross the road? The man did not reply because his mother recently died in a car accident while crossing the road. She also loved pelicans.

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What did the judge say to the criminal? I sentence you to a life time of solitary confinement.

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John had 50 candy bars and he ate 45 what does he have...... Diabeaties

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A man walk's into a bar with a monkey, I fotgot the rest of the joke. Your mom is a whore.

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Want to here a joke? Me to...

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Knock Knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who Doctor Octagonapus! BLAAAUUUUGGGHHHH

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What do you call a penguin sliding down a hill how should i know.

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Who moved faster? The snail or the blind man? The blind man until he ran into the road and got hit by a bus.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? I'm a talking banana; what more do you want from me?

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Is this your pen? I wanna go to school, bye!

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What's worse than sex with a midget? Non-consensual sex with a midget.

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How many easily offended people does it take to change a light bulb? Shut up, that's not funny!

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Naturally us at the order of exile, the ones that learn and teach the ways of Nero do not exist. Soon neither will those that speak against us. - Azure Dragon

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"I'm gonna fight fire with fire!" "won't you just get more fire?" "True..."

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If your mom is a teacher and your dad is a gynecologist, how many pancakes does it take to stack on top of a dog house roof? 12. Because footballs don't have feathers.

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why did the man take the bus to work he didnt have a liscence

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Why is the chicken on the road? Cuz he died trying to get to the other side.

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Q: What did the Jew get for Christmas? A: Nothing you dumbass, Jews don't celebrate Christmas.

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what do you call a black man in a cop car? a policeman

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When life gives you Pure Filtered Water, Sweeteners (High Fructose Corn Syrup, Sugar), Lemon Juice from Concentrate, Less Than 0.5% of Each: Natural Flavors, Citric Acid (Provides Tartness), Modified Cornstarch, Glycerol Ester of Wood Rosin, Sodium Hexametaphosphate and Sodium Benzoate and Potassium Sorbate and Edta (to Protect Taste), Red 40 Make Lemonade.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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