A man is traveling to the nearest grocery store. He stops at an intersection and notices a another car beside him. It was a black corvet. So he blew it up and the men inside of it as well. He then proceeded to call the cops as to try to cover the explosion up as if it was not his fault. Unfortunately, the police had video evidence of the incident through video surveillance and the man was arrested for life. He never got a second chance in life and eventually died a slow, painful death in the hands of cancer at the age of 91.

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Q. I look in a mirror. What do I see? A.My reflection

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread!

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What's worse than finding The Holocaust in your apple? Most things, because that's impossible.

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Yo momma so stupid she scored poorly on her SAT's in high school. She couldn't graduate college and now works a dead end job as a waitress.

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Why did Hellen Keller's dog run away? Because it could see and hear.

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Why did the black man fall down? A guy pushed him.

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Q: a black man and a mexican are in a car. Whos driving? A: The mexican. They're going to the bookstore to get some books.

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Your mamas so old. When she farted dust came out.

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Why can't the blonde dial 911? The battery on her phone is dead and she needs to recharge it. (Good thing there's no emergency.)

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A nun walks into a bar. She is immediately excommunicated.

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Q: What has no color, no shape, no size, and was born in your mind? A: The thought you just had about this anti-joke.

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Water is blue. Fire is red. Come on let me show you what happen in the bed.

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple You thought I was going to steal an anti-joke didnt you squidward

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moonshine most none americans think its just when the moon shines we have another story

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What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile.

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How do you get a person to jump off a cliff? You push them.

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A zebra and a giraffe are out in a safari and they see some humans. And then the cow, was drinking, the man was milking the drink, when the giraffe was going to buy some milk. She said, the was yeah okay.

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What's the difference between a cow and some dirt? They're the same except for almost everything

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What's the difference between a Boy Scout and a Jew? One comes back from camp.

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In Soviet Russia, this type of joke would be considered evidence to throw you into the gulag.

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Yo momma so old that she has started to look into an affordable life insurance plan to ensure all her final expenses are taken care of.

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What did the Banana say to the human. Nothing, because bananas are not capable of talking

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One day 2 people were gonna fight after school and the final bell wrung then they started the mtch and the challenger says, "Hey whats the one thing that you say when you don't want to fight and ypu let the other person win?" The other guy says, "I give up?" Then the challenger says, " I WIN!!!"

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Anti Joke

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