whats worse than 9/11? not much haaaa

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What do you say to the man break dancing?? You don't, call an ambulance he is having an epileptic fit.

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why are you going to laugh at this its reallly dumb

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So there is the standard english class with groups of different people. You got the nerds, lads, violent ones etc. Now the kids are doing a standard pop quiz. The nerd is next to the violent kid. The violent kid asks the teacher if he can go to the toilet. Everyone is nervous as it was based from last year's work which they haven't studied for. He then stabs the nerd in the neck multiple times and finishes his test.

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whats sad about 4 black people in a cadalic fallign over a cliff? it wasnt there car

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How are elephants and plumbs the same? A: They are both purple, except for the elephant.

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What's bad about being a ghost with no arms or legs? You're dead.

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What is worse than mistaking a bottle of blood for ketchup? Mistaking a bottle of "sticky white stuff" for milk... Moral: If you are a straight man that is... As for women meh... lie all you want ladies...

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A man is sitting on his couch. The lights go out and his TV begins to float away. He breaks down into tears believing he has been cursed for a crime he commited earlier.

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Me John Kasich! Me win Ohio primary!

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I just started the seafood diet. It consists primarily of eating fish due to its high nutritional content.

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Why did the catholic preist take all the little boys out in the woods? They were going on a camping trip.

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Q. Whats black and red all over? A. A black wall thats been painted red.

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ill take a bullet for you... on call of duty... nahhh that ruins my kd

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Is your refrigerator running? Yes Wtf?

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A newly wed couple is at the beach and the wife asks for sunscreen and the man says he forgot it in the car. He goes to the car only to find that the car had been broken into. He goes to call his wife and they go back to the car only to find that the car had been stolen. #Turns out the thief broke the window to steal the car but saw the owner coming and hid behind a bush and upon the man going to call his wife he continued with his mission

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Roses are red violets are blue monkeys like you belong in the zoo but don't be afraid I'll be there to that in the cage but laughing at you

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Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it died. Q: Why did the dog fall out of the tree? A: Because it was tied to the monkey.

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Did you hear about the dyslexic atheist that doesn't believe in god? His disorder has no effect on his belief system.

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A kid finds a bag of heroine. He is a good Samaritan and asks the nearest junkie if it belonged to him.

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A man walks into a bar. He buys something.

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A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

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How did the Mexican get across the boarder? He applied for a student visa. He was a promising young scholar who had no trouble being accepted to a prestigious college.

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"I'm gonna fight fire with fire!" "won't you just get more fire?" "True..."

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