- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The other day a male African American approached me in a less than reputable neighborhood after dark and inquired as to whether or not I had a dollar which I could spare. I politely told him I didn't and apologized. He forgave me and we went our seperate ways.

How do you confuse your algebra teacher? Tell her to prove that she exists.

Why did the chicken get hit by a bus? He tried to cross the road.

What do you call a penguin sliding down a hill how should i know.

roses are blue violets are red crap i screwed up dont judge me

Q:Why is rugby one of the safest sports to play? A: It isn't , it is in fact very dangerous.

A man walks into a bar, orders a drink, drinks it, and leaves.

Why did Jim go to the hospital? To get an autopsy.

Q. How many blondes does it take to put in a lightbulb? A. Cause of 7,8,9!

why is lady gaga so famous? because she has a penis.

A little girl meets a homeless guy named Ian McDermott in downtown Atlanta She then screams stranger danger and a nearby policeman comes and arrests the man.

whats the difference between a baby and an onion? no one cries when u chop up a baby.

Why aren't there Olympics in Mexico? Idk Because everyone that can run jump or swim are already across the boarder.

One day 2 people were gonna fight after school and the final bell wrung then they started the mtch and the challenger says, "Hey whats the one thing that you say when you don't want to fight and ypu let the other person win?" The other guy says, "I give up?" Then the challenger says, " I WIN!!!"

Want to hear a dirty joke? A pig fell in the mud…

Is this the Krusty Krab? Yes.

What do you hear when the world trade center collapsed?, no seriously I wasn't even three yet.

What did the man with candy say to the little boy? I have Candy.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato.

What did one muffin say to the other muffin? I don't know what they said, but one muffin, had a knife.

Why was the house on fire? A dog peed on it.

Yo' mamas so fat that your friend said a yo mama so fat joke to you. You were certainly not amused.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding herpes in your apple.

what has hair? Organisms, or at least most do.

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