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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the goat cross the road. To put his sacrifices into the pentagram.

A rapist walks into a bar He orders a drink He wakes up the next morning naked on a hot chick He leaves not realizing that he is nude and is promptly escorted by the police to jail

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

How do you confuse a bar tender? You ask him how tender he is.

Have you heard about the constipated mathematician? He worked his problems out with a pencil... It was a #2 pencil

what looks like a banana? a penis

What’s brown and hairy? Brown hair.

Do you know what Stevie Wonder's house looks like? No. Well, neither does he.

there's a new drink out called the Bin Laden... it consists of two shots and a splash of water

Why didn't Michael J. Fox feel the Virginia earthquake? He was on vacation in Maui.

There is a tree. its still there. your still reading this, i dont know why, ok im getting sick of writing something that isnt even funny

What's worse than a bad joke? A joke that end's mid sente--

I'm rubber and you're glue, neither one of us say anything because inanimate objects can't talk.

Why didnt suzy give mary i high five? because i cut off her hand

How to make deep fried chicken. Step 1: Go to your local swimming pool. Step 2: Throw a dead chicken into the deep end. Step 3: Strike the chicken with lightning. Step 4: Remove your newly fried chicken. Enjoy!

Bigfoot, the loch ness monster, and self-respecting Justin Beiber fans are all the same, your told they exist, it's not true.

Hi my name is Bob and I have Alzheimer's. Hi my name is Bob and I have Alzheimer's.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "I have fetal alcohol syndrome."

WHAT DOES A NUMBER DO WHEN IT'S HORNE? MATHDERBATION

Q: How do you turn lights on and off? A: With a switch

Did you know Helen Keller had a Playground in her back yard? Neither did she.

Hey look i just made a jo... shit.

Why did the black guy get a boner? The nitric oxide levels in his trabecular arteries and smooth muscle of his penis rose, causing his arteries to dilate and therefore enlarging his penis.

Cripples are lame.

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