- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the McCann's parent's leave the window's and doors open? Because Portugal is a very hot climate, And they expected the place they were staying to be safe as lot's of tourist's stay there throughout the year.

What happened when Stephen Hawking tried to go down the stairs? He fell and suffered minor injuries.

What's nappy,brown,intoxicated,and stealing my bike? A Blazed, black guy that stole my bike.

Why did the boy jump of the cliff? He was following the others

knock knock who's there ... 'Opens the door slowly SUPRISE BUTT SEX!

So a man walks into a bar. Unfortunately, he had brittle bone disease, cracked open his skull and bled to death on the pavement.

Why didn't the African kid eat lunch? He wasn't hungry.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

How many apes does it take to put in a light bulb 3

why did the man sell the car and bought worse one? it' s his hoby to restore cars

You know what's real bullshit? That stuff that comes out of a bull's ass.

Knock Knock... Who's there? Nine... Nine who? Nine Eleven.

What do you call a boomerang that doesnt come back? A stick.

Where did Jenny go after the explosion? Everywhere

why was the black guy smelly? because his white friend threw him in a dumpster

Two Jews walk into a pub. They don't order a ham sandwich.

whats worse then a child with a dead mom? the baby is still inside.

what is black and hangs from the tree in my back yard? a moldy apple.

What's fat, round and bounces on the ground? A ball. I lied about the fat bit.

my wifes star sign is cancer, kinda ironic how she died really..... she got eaten by a giant crab.

What would you do if I walked onto your property and started to smash up your mailbox with a sledge hammer? You would be very scared and most probably call the police.

Mickey Mouse peed on a house what color was it? It wasn't a color, or any pee for that matter. Mickey Mouse is a fictional character for children's amusement.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a killer

Why did the water in the lake disappear? There was a toilet at the bottom.

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