- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why was the boy sad? he had a frog stapled to his face

How did the man break his arm raking leaves? He fell out of the tree.

When SCUBA diving, why is it important to fall backward off the side of the boat? Because if you fell forward, you would still be in the boat.

Why did the blonde run into a screen door? Because screen doors are difficult to see when one is running at full speed

What's black and hangs from trees in my backyard? Nothing. Blackberries grow on bushes and I do not condone hate crimes.

What's worse than having to listen a song from Justin Bieber? Being wrongfully convicted of child molestation,rape and murder and spending 50 years in prison before being acquited by DNA-analysis.

I wrote a funny joke.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, My grandmother has degenerative brain disease, We may need to euthanise her.

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

Q: How do you make a fireman cry?? A: Drown his wife

What do you call a black man helping an old woman cross the road? A concerned citizen.

It may be Stupid but its also Dumb. ~Patrick Star

The dog, Marley from Marley and Me. It died.

What succeeds most of the time? The population of a field with grass.

Roses are red, and blood is too. But violets are purple. NOT FUCKING BLUE.

Why were two black men fighting for a dollar that fell on the floor? Because they both lost their homes in the crashing market and have to care for their ill children that need money for medical expenses.

a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are stranded at sea,the brunette swims 1 quarter of the way to shore, gets tired and drowns.The redhead swims 3 quarters of the way to shore, gets tired and drowns. The blonde swims half the way to shore, gets tired and swims back.

What do you get when a fat kid eats a donut... A Heart Attack.

I haven't been this tired since the last time I was tired

What if algebra teachers were actually pirates, and they're making us find the X so they can search for buried treasure?

He is outside, running for it, Erron, seriously who is We? I thought you where an author.

Where can I find a good Prostitute? Your Parents House.

What do you tell a women with two black eyes? Nothing, you've already told her twice..

Your mamma used to be fat till Slim Fast came out with dick flavor!

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