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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? That is not nearly as important as how to cure cancer so let's not worry about it.

An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

Why did the turtle cross the road? Because there was a chicken stapled to his face.

why does the man appear fat he is

A black man is trapped inside a bottle, how does he get out? He doesn't it is simply impossible for a human to get trapped inside a bottle.

What's worse than burning your tongue drinking hot chocolate? Being shanked by a homeless man.

What's nappy,brown,intoxicated,and stealing my bike? A Blazed, black guy that stole my bike.

Knock Knock.

Q: Why do Asian children tend to be smarter than other children A: They have longer school years

Q: What did the police officer tell the man without a shirt on? A: Put a shirt on.

What do you call a griraffe and a duck who's favorite colors are both purple? A coincidence in which two unrelated species have the same preference in colorant hues.

A black man, a gay man, and an Asian woman are sitting at a bar. The black man gets a phone call, and after the call all three of them are excited because they are all friends and the black man just got into a good college.

You are so dumb that you receive poor grades in school.

Why did Sarah fall off the swings? Because she had no arms.... Knock, Knock, Who's there?: Not Sarah

What's brown and sounds like a bell? An old rusted bell.

Why did the chicken cross the road? it was thrown

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Your mum is dead, Just fucking with you! Kelvin Yang.

Your momma is so dumb that her IQ is 3 standard deviations below that of an average person.

A man walks into a bar, orders a drink, drinks it, and leaves.

Jim: Kevin, how old are you? Kevin cries because they are twins. His Brother was hit in the head with a bat yesterday and does not remember anything.

Why did the chicken get hit by a bus? He tried to cross the road.

What did the alien say to the other alien? It's hard to say. They could use an inefficient form of aural analog communication, or a hyper-advanced form of telepathy. Either way, modern science hasn't brought us far enough to determine.

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