Why was the girl running? She had to catch her bus.

How many pupils does the teacher have? 2.

Did u know that every 60 seconds in Africa a minute passes by?

AND THE GAME BEGINS ANEW!

What do Robbers Get for Christmas? Other peoples things.

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What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers

Scenario - Two astronauts are kayaking down the Sahara dessert. Question - How many pancakes does it take to shingle a doghouse? Answer - Purple, because ice cream has no bones.

Knock Knock Who's there? The holocaust

Why was the black man killed? He committed a serious crime and was issued the death penalty.

on a scale from voldemort to nigel thornberry, how big is your penis?

roses are blue violets are red... i have to use the bathroom

What do you get when you cross the ocean with a dinosaur? Wet.

Two muffins are cooking in the oven, they say nothing to one another as muffins can't talk

This one time, at band camp, I played the trumpet.

Nero7 How are you doing? This is "Eliza" I hope I will be joining, but I cannot reach you by phone, please respond ASAP time is running out.

What did the man in the mirror say to the other man The Same F****** Thing!!

Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he is quite wealthy.

I was going to write a joke about procrastination, but I haven't gotten to it yet.

Roses are red Violets are blue I love you a lot But you're dead and I have unhealthy necrophiliac tendencies

who's specky and stinks of shit? josh moran

Guy: I have a gun get in my van Girl: SHOTGUN!

What's white and can't climb trees? A fridge

Roses are blue, Violets are purple, I like chicken. Do you like chicken?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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