- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the cab driver talk about the Holocaust? Because he began to shart his pants while singing pocket full of sunshine as a royal blue pancake swerved across the terrain.

What do you get with you crossbreed a lamp with a chicken? Nothing... You can't crossbreed an inanimate object with a living being.

Why was the kid crying Cuz there was a frog stapled to his head

What did the Cow say to the Chicken? Nothing animals cant talk

Why was Frankenstein green? Because he painted himself green. Frankenstein is the scientist, not the monster.

a man walks into a bar... he was then shot to death because he was a slave in the early 1800s

The man was so nice It's too bad he couldn't hear the bus coming.

An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a pub. They order drinks, then leave without speaking to each other. It was pure coincidence they walked into the bar at the same time. They had no connections to each other, them being from three different countries.

This is sparta No this is patrick

yo mama is so fat she broke a branch off the family tree

A dog was driving his car down the road right? Wrong dogs can't drive cars

Did you hear about that creepy guy on Facebook? He was un-friended

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? No eye deer

Why couldn't the young girl play outside with her friends? She was bed ridden with terminal cancer.

What did george washington say before he and his troops crossed the delaware river? We are going to cross the delaware river. R...

What happened to Jillian when she walked out the door? She got hit by a bus A. Knock knock B. Whos there? A. Not Jillian

Youre in your car, and you stop at a light you see a home less person holding a sign that says "Home less and hungry, anything helps." You ask if they want a box of cereal, "No thanks." They replied, you ask why not? "Well, I really just want to go to the movies."

What's the difference between a duck?

Why do seagulls fly over seas? Because if they flew over bays they'd be called bagels.

why did the dead baby cross the road? it was stapled to the chicken

Why did Helen Kelley's dog run away I'd run away to if my name was. Ughgughgughgiggughfufh.

How do asians chop their food? CHOPSTICKS! Moral: Yeah that one sucked... ON PURPOSE! Now you dont have to feel inferior ALL the time, you feel equal even though you arent! Ill allow you :D

When faced with an impossible question. I like to give, and maybe receive, an impossible, yet endearing, request/answer to the problem. Sex?

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