roses are blue violets are red crap i screwed up dont judge me

What did the towel say to the other towel? Nothing, there was no topic of conversation.

What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile.

What did the blind man say to the mentally challenged man when he bumped into him? Watch where you're going, retard.

What did the black man say tovtye chinese man? Hello sir how are you today?

Why are the asians on cabin services? Because they do not speak english well enough to converse with guests.

Billy Idol walks into a New York City Bar. He snorts lines of coke with his comrades in the bathroom and continues his night by having sex with attractive underage females

Ask me if I am a tree. "Are you a tree?" No.

Rose: Mom, why was I named Rose? Mom: Because when you were born a rose petal landed on your head. Rose: Than why is my brother named Brick? Mom: I liked the name.

What did the cricket say to the fox? Cricket.

what happened to the retarded dyslexic? he retard on his 60th birthday and took up gardening.

What did the paraplegic say when he walked? Nothing, paraplegics can't walk.

"Why is Barney green and purple?" "Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way."

What kind of movies do pirates like? They don't know, Somalia doesn't have much of a film industry.

Why did Hellen Keller drive off of the cliff? Because she is a woman.

What do you call a penguin sliding down a hill how should i know.

Is this the Krusty Krab? Yes.

A boy got scratched by a dog and nearly killed him. When he grew up, a dog came running up to him and started biting and scratching him till he couldn't handle it. Then a plane crashed into him and he died.

Whats the difference between a baby in a comma and an iPod? I actually use the baby.

why was the tricycle lonely? the mom back over the kid in the driveway.

How do you confuse your algebra teacher? Tell her to prove that she exists.

what is worse than throwing a dead baby off a cliff? catching one with a pitchfork!!!!

Who would win if Chuck Norris and God fought to the death? None they are both fictional.

Q: Why did Timmy cry? A: You would too if you had your arm cut off

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