- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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if u ever get arrested by cop, just tell the cop this: "No no officer, you got it all wrong. It was only a game. It's called RAPE."

Why is it so hard to find slim fitting clothes in America? Because not many clothing stores carry them.

A man walks into a bar and orders a pop because he was a designated driver

Why'd the gay man get fired from the sperm bank? He was repeatedly late to work.

Why was the Saudi Arabian terrorist flying a plane in America? He was going to visit some family on a ranch in Kansas.

What color is a red house Red What color is a blue house Blue What color is a white house White What color is a green house Clear

y was John so sad becaus his mom took his phone

If you have three ice-cream cones, and you give away two, how many do you have left? Why would you give away your ice-cream? Eating it is the better option.

What is worde then swallowing a slipper? Swallowing a granny to catch the slipper

Three men were on a plane. Oh wait. You probably already heard this one.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? I'm a talking banana; what more do you want from me?

why cant the blind man read brail? he has no fingers

Why did the tomato fall off the swing? Because tomatoes don't have arms.

Why did seven eat nine? Because six was afraid of him.

why was the tricycle lonely? the mom back over the kid in the driveway.

I don't have a girlfriend but I do know a girl who would get really mad if she heard me say that.

what looks, smells, and sounds like red paint? blue paint, I lied about it being red

Why did the magician die when he tried to escape from the handcuffs underwater? Because he drowned and failed his magic trick.

Why did nobody answer when billy knocked on the door? The door was a loaf of bread.

How many blacks does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One, unless he's short. Then, he'll need a friend to hold the ladder for him.

I can't stand being in a wheelchair.

Why can't hank swim? Hank is a rock.

Whats 9 inches long, pink, and makes women scream? A miscarriage OuO

What's worse than sex with a midget? Non-consensual sex with a midget.

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