- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Would you like to go to my jinga party, if you do save the date 9/11?

What do you get when you cross an elephant with a rhino? Elephino. It just isn't relephant.

So, Helen Keller walked into a bar....and then a stool, and then a counter, and then a table....

How did Bella fly? Very badly.

Some of these jokes are funny, others are sad.

What did the old man get for Christmas? He forgot because he has alzheimer's

What's the difference between an airplane and a cantaloupe? What? Wow your a dumby head.

What would a gay, transgender, mexican man say to another? We could have butt sex.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It got hit by a school bus and died.

Two elephants were out flying. Then one elephant said to the other: My grandmother has a pink toothbrush!

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 brutally raped and murdered 8,9,10, and 11 along with their families.

Don't chop the dinosaur daddy! OK.

why was the water bottle empty? because bob drank it. stupid bob...

Let's play twenty questions. Alright, but I have to warn u I have piss running down my leg

Jack, John, Justin, Joseph and Jimmy walk into a bar. They order a pint of beer and start wondering what their names have in common.

what didn't I do when making this joke? Read and agree to the terms of service.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

Two Jews walk into a pub. They don't order a ham sandwich.

What is a pirates favorite crime? Piracy, which is still a serious problem in today's society.

A man walks into a bar. He is then taken to the hospital for his concussion, seeing as the bar was made of metal

Where did the cow go? To the slaughter house!!!

Why did the blonde fail her science test? Because she spent all day at the hair salon getting her hair died from brown to blonde when she should have spent the time productively studying.

One man asked another man what his favorite sport was. The man replied: " My favorite sport is golf." "Golf requires no physical strength, therefore I do not count it as a sport." Said the man who asked the question.

chuck norris multiplied by zero equals zero.

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