Tommy was excited to get a tattoo of a falafel on his wiener. He got skin cancer.

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Why would a dog sniff another dog's butt hole? Because that is what they do.

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The 80's called. They need their couch back.

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Why is Joel always with Jamie? Because her incorrectly positioned eyes prevent her from seeing the true Joel.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because yo mama so fat and the pig ate my poop

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What's the difference between a pizza and a baby? I don't stab pizza 47 times in the chest with a chainsaw.

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Why was little Jimmy sad? Because his mum died.

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whats black & white the colombo school shooting citv footage

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What is green, has four legs, and if it falls out of a tree and onto your head, it will kill you? A pool table.

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If a large bear falls out of a tree, why would a giraffe also eat the cheese?

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What is a pirate's favorite movie? A pirated movie.

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a jewish person sees a nickel on a sidewalk and continues walking.

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What would it take to reunite the Beatles? Two more bullets.

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What's louder than a cat stuck in a tree? A foghorn.

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Did you hear about the new brand of shovel? Yeah, it's pretty groundbreaking.

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what do you get when you cross a daniel lesiak with nothing?

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why didn't the donkey go to the party? Because, unfortunately he did not have the required linguistic skills to communicate with the person inviting. This is obviously dependent on whether the person who invited him was a human, if it was another donkey then perhaps this would of happened. However, this is also very unlikely as donkeys do not have parties or really communicate

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What did the biker do when he heard about Kony 2012? He became a social activist and did his part by contributing to the cause.

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Tim and Jim are Telling Jokes Tim: Knock Knock ... Jim does not respond because Tim has a mental disorder causing him to believe in hypothetical doors and thus ignores him so that he does not upset his friend

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Two girls are in a car together. The one in the drivers seat is texting while driving. The girl in the passengers seat notices this and tells her the she should put it away in case of a risk of a collision. She apologizes and puts it away and the two of them drive to the store unharmed and continued their normal day.

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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Man who wrote "The Hokey Pokey" died. Hard part was getting him into the coffin. They put his left leg in and then the trouble started..

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how do you make a cat get out of a tree you shot it

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What word is 7 letters long, is composed of the letters N,G,G,E,R, and S, and stands for a group of people who annoy the crap out of you? NAGGERS.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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