What did the guy say to the other guy? Hello.

Whats red and bad for your teeth??? A brick!!!

What's the difference between heaven and hell? Hell likes you more.

Why is moral man a great Cerebrity? you would not get it, its too cerebral... Moral: I SAID LEAVE HIM ALONE PLEAAAAAAAAAASE! BUAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHA!

What's green, little, and eats rocks? A Little Green Rock-Eater What's green and has a thousand wheels? A lawn, I lied about the wheels! If I were to throw a rock down the a whole in the center of the earth (straight through) what would happen? The Little Green Rock-Eater would eat it!

why was the man at the tuna fish factory mad? because he was going through intense emotional trauma happening in his life because of problems with his wife and child.

why would a man mistake a watermelon for AK-47? i dont know. The man probably has mental issues.

What do you call an asian pilot? A pilot you racist bastard

How does a Chinese person wear a contact lens? On a 45 degree angle

Watch me whip, watch me nae nae

What happens when your dog is bad? A crying dog who has to sleep in the BACKYARD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Stupid dog....

"You just went and made a new dinosaur?" "And due to its well-developed core muscles the staff behind Jurassic World has called it - 'ABDOMINUS PEX'." "That's a stupid name."

What's brown and Rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre

Did you know Helen Keller had a tree house? Niether did she

what does the doctor do when he tells you you have aids? he laughs and says "hahahahahhaha sucks for you, i dont!"

what does this mean: qiwiw98373jeu7e nothing significant, just shows the results of a mentaly disable student

Q: Why could John say goodbye to his girlfriend ? A: He didnt have one

Knock Knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? I'm a talking banana; what more do you want from me?

Roses are red, Violets are blue, i thought violets were violet. hmph.

A black man, a Pakistani and Jew sit at a bar. It's great to see such a cosmopolitan community.

A blonde, brunette, and red-head were on a deserted island. The blonde said, "in thirty years or so, we'll all have gray hair."

chuck norris's daughter lost her virgenatie but he got it back

I like my coffee like i like my women ... With big titys

What does the kid with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A: arms and legs

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