How do you tell a crazy man that he is on fire? You're on fire.

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What did the college student do during her Spring Break in Mexico? We're not sure, she never came back.

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Q:Whats the difference between Glenn Close and a black widow? A:one is a person, the other is a species of spider.

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What happened to the girl who got an infection from an abortion? She died.

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What do you call a black person who sells drugs? A pharmacist.

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whats worse than the holocaust? nothing

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Potatoes have skin, i have skin, so therefore i must be a pig

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Když si to Nikolas ,dejme tomu že Bihary, you know nuseng.. hahahahaha

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What do you call a black man, an asian man, and a white man walking down the street? 3 men walking down the street.

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What can a Giraffe have, that no other animal on Earth can? A baby Giraffe.

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Can Anti-Jokes censor curse-word tenses? Fuck Fucking Fucked Fucks

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How do you kill a blonde? The blonde you were planning on killing, Bridget, arrives home from a rather tiring run. She lets her hair down from her ponytail, and since it is rather long, it brushes against her round breasts. Even though she is a little sweaty, you realize what a beautiful woman she is, and you decide not to kill here. You instead ask her to marry you, and after she replies "yes", with tears of joy streaming down her face, you two make passionate love in the front seat of your 2011 Cadillac Escalade.

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what did little johnny get his grandfather for christmas?nothing his grandfather died on thanksgiving

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Q: How many lightbulbs does it take to screw in a dog house, if your parents are a washing machine and a dryer? A: Trick Question, dog houses can't fly!

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3 black guys are in the back of a car. Who is driving? A taxi driver

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How to shrink China's population in a few minutes? Nuke them all, simple.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? This site.

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Why'd the chicken cross the road? Its babies were being mauled by a cat.

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Hey you must be a parking ticket, because your yellow.

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What's windy and sunny at the same time? The weather.

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I painted my dog to look like pizza. Someone ate him. It was my mom.

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What did the librarian say to the rude man who was talking very loudly? The librarian said "shhh keep it down."

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why Is the teen's sock crusty? he stepped in the glue that his little sister was using for her art project.

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A red-head, a brunette and a blond are trapped on an island 10km from civilization. The red-head swims 1.5km's, but is to tired, so she swims back to the island. The brunette swims 3km's, but is too tired, so she swims back to the island. After watching the first two fail, the blond evaluates the situation and decides that she does not possess the swimming ability required to reach the 5km point (At which swimming back to the island becomes equally as far as swimming to civilization), and instead stays on the island and creates a signal fire out of bits of debris scattered on the island, getting rescued within hours.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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