- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the frog say when it was attacked? Ribbit.

Why doesn't Julius Caesar answer his cell phone? Because he's DEAD.

What did the businessman do to get a promotion? He traded oral sex for his male bosses kind heart...

What do you do when you see a plumbers crack. Tell him he has another crack to fill

what did batman say to robin before they got in the car? "robin get in the car"

How do you make a blond cry? You punch her in the face.

guess what? bannanas

Your mama is so fat, we are all severely concerned for her health

Q. What did the chinease man say when he got flattened by a plane? A. Nothing, he died instantly.

One time, I saw this guy on stilts and thought it would be hilarious if someone pushed him over. Then some guy pushed him over and broke his neck.

how do you confuse a blonde do nothing

What day is it today? Today. Thank you. You're welcome.

Why did dallin fall off the swing he got hit by jds big penis

What did the fish say when it swam into a wall? "shit"

Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because it is humanly impossible to draw a perfect circle.

Do you know what the forest fire got for Christmas? Your house

What was going through the man's head on the 51st floor when the first plane hit? The 52nd floor.

What did Bob say at Fred's house? "I know where Fred lives."

How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a lightbulb Wanna go ride bikes?

You can pick your friends you can pick your nose but you cant pick your friends nose.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was an attempted suicide. His family left him, he had been in and out of rehab for a terrible cocaine addiction for over ten years, and was still having nightmares about his abusive past.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a bar of soap? You don't rub your balls with a Jew.

Q: Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? A: Taking the laws of physics into consideration, most likely nobody

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