- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you see a black man writing? A man devoted to getting a education.

how did the black guy get into school? he walked thru the front door.

What could be happier than a fat guy eating 20 pies? The guy he bought it from!

How do rocket scientists exchange greetings? They say "hi"

How many infants does it take to paint a house? Forty-Seven.

Malcolm Johnson from Zenith windows, I was wondering if I could speak to you for a while about some fantastic offers which we currently have on double glazed windows....

What do you call an elephant mixed with a rhino? A freak.

hi im bob i ate a Pickle sucked a boob and died of a haert atak

Q. What did the Muffins say to the man? A. Nothing, muffins are inanimate objects therefore unable to speak.

What's white and black and red all over A nun with a spear throug her head

Why don't women have breasts? Because they have dandruff. Get it? Hint: "dandruff" = "dan druff"

a charmander decided to take a swim a.w. j.p.

Nancy Kerrigan walks into a club

what's worse, ten babies stapled to a tree or one baby stapled to ten trees?

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got a smoke dectecter, You died in a fire

Q: What do you call a dog driving a car? A: A dog driving a car.

Why did the black guy lose the race? He toke an arrow to the knee

Why was the boy sad? because the serotonin level in his brain was significantly lower than normal.

Why did the black man fall down? A guy pushed him.

a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

Why is the interesting goat so talented at chess? He's Bobby Fischer's dad.

What did one dinosaur say to the other? Nothing and if you think dinosaurs talk you might need to be diagnosed for having Schizophrenia. Invega is a subtle treatment.

Mary had a little lamb And a side of fries.

Whats worse than getting an eye gouged out? Getting both eyes gouged out?

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