- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red violets are blue I lost my dog to typhoid it was an unfortunate case of bed luck

Whats worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? Three bee stings. Whats worse than three bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse then the holocaust? Four bee stings.

Why are black people so good at sports? Through Dedication and lots of training of course

Guess what what?? chicken butt!!!!!

the person who wrote 1 under me is gay

What do you call a gay kid, a horrible singer, and has long hair for a guy? Justin Bieber

Q: Were yyoouu talking smack about me? A: what? Q: did i studder? A:yeah you said yyoouu Q: well were ya A: no Q: oh ok.. A: k bye..

Why did the plane crash? Because a loaf of bread was the pilot.

whats white and sticky? a white stick

What did the confused blonde girl ask to a nearby student? Nothing. She isn't supposed to chat because it's study hall and they enforce a strict "no talking" policy.

Teacher- Pick the odd one out- Man, whale, bat, squirrel, frog Student- Whale. All others are found in Nebraska

why did andy wake up this morning. because he wasnt tired anymore

The teacher asked: If you have two apples, and I give you two, how many do you have now? FOUR said the student.

What's Worse Than Falling Over? .......Rape.

Your mama was so fat that when she did the splits she gave the floor a hickey

"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "Yeah, but you make a really great sandwich!"

Once opon a time there was a black America He name was Bob

why did the 42 inch plasma screen blow-up 6 hours before the england match ? because it knows .

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

What did the man say when he saw a alien? "Look its a Alien"

A boy asks his teacher for a eraser....he was given a blue pen. Turns out he was in space.

Lukas: can i have a cigarette? Scott: i dont know can you? lukas: may i? Scott: NO

How do you confuse a bar tender? You ask him how tender he is.

Why was 6 scared of 7? Because 7,8,9

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