How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? With teamwork and coordination, each could place one foot on the seat, and they can all stand up using each other for balance and support. The fact that they are gay in unimportant.

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Why did Timmy's face hurt? Because there was a frog stapled to it.

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What is the difference between a ginger and a pile of bricks? nothing. nothing at all.

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Why did the computer explode into a million peices? It was thrown off the Empire State building.

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Part 1 Q: what did Sally get for Christmas A: cancer Part 2 knock knock Who's there Not Sally MR

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What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill.

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What do you call an alligator in a circus? Testicular Cancer.

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How do you confuse an English Professor? Light your pants on fire and flop around like a fish.

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What did the man with candy say to the little boy? I have Candy.

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What do you call a white guy sitting on a bench? The NBA.

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What did the little boy want to be when he grew up? A cone

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Why did the monk shave his head? So he's more aerodynamic.

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i saw amango it splootered

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No it doesnt..

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what would happen if every overweight person in america jumped at the same time? they would all get a little exercise.

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I'm a burrito... With a big shirt.

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http://www.pollsb.com/photos/o/355988-gay_marriage.jpg

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Why did the gay man sneek out of the brothel? Because he was ashamed of his well paying reception job

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Q: What's big, green, fuzzy, and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? A: A pool table.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 brutally raped and murdered 8,9,10, and 11 along with their families.

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Don't chop the dinosaur daddy! OK.

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Who would win, Chuck Norris or a T-Rex? The T-Rex, Chuck Norris would get ripped apart like any other human-being.

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Roses are red Violets are blue There's suppose to be a fourth line.

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ERROR 3045: This joke has gone bankrupt and Is laying in the hospital//:: THE CAUSE: OBAMA CARE

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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