An egg and a sausage walk into a bar, and the barman says "sorry, we don't serve breakfast".

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BAr intO a wAlks… sorry I wrote that joke after walking out of a bar.

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What is green and red and is going super fast? A frog in a blender.

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Micheal Jackson walks into a bar

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How do you kill a dumb blonde? Personally, I love stabbing them.

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A blond, a brunet, and a red head jumped off a bridge. Which one hit the ground first? In order to solve this problem you would first need to figure out witch of the three had more of a body mass. Then you would need to calculate the accretion in case one brought along a cow. However, in the end the outcome is always the same: 3 dead bodies on impact and 3 mourning families.

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What are you going to get your mom for mothers day? I have two gay dads.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I wanted tobe cool, But I look like you

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What's similar between the Alabama Crimson Tide and a maggot? They've both been feeding off of a dead Bear for 30 years...

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A:Wanna hear a joke? B: Sure A: A joke

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What did the girl tell her abusive boyfriend Girl: You broke my heart! Boyfriend: I'm gonna break your face.

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dont be races! be like mario he is a italian plumer , he works for a white princess , catches coins like a jewish guy and he jumps like a black guy.

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Why was the man weird... Stevie Wonder

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What do you call black people working in a field? Farmers.

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what did little johnny get his grandfather for christmas?nothing his grandfather died on thanksgiving

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a black guy, a handicap, a pervert, and a fat guy are sitting in at a booth in a bar... Your watching family guy

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what kind of road kill is green and smells like cookies?

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What happens when a toad is struck by lightning? The same thing that happens to everything else.

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What`s pink and fluffy? Pink fluff What did the banana say to the ear? Hello

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a irish man walks past a bar

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What did the boy with no parents get for Christmas from his Grampa? Nothing because his Grampa had alzheimer's disease -Flap

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What is exceptionally dangerous? Shaving while taking a bath, because the risk of electrocution is extremely high.

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Sally bought a shakeweight. She is an alcoholic and is ruining her family.

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Whats worse than Sandy Hook Massacre? 9/11

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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