Knock Knock Who's There Fat white lady with dreadlocks Fat white lady with dreadlocks who? want to buy some girls scout cookies?

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what's the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? when you slap a mosquito it stops sucking:)

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Why dont you greet your friend Jack on a plane? because you will say "hi Jack"

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Knock knock It's open, come in

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don't do anything i wouldn't do first

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What do you call a black man with a gun? Officer.

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What do you get from M&M bags? M&Ms.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? No I said Lou. Oh hey Lou come on in.

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? You set the alarm for a reasonable time. - Louis

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why is 6 afraid of 7 because 7 is slenderman and he is chasing 6

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Why did the catholic preist take all the little boys out in the woods? They were going on a camping trip.

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Guy 1: (to guy 2) Close your eyes, stand on one leg, spin around, and yell "I have never eaten a cucumber!". Guy 2: No. Guy 1: Ok.

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What did Rachel (the columbine girl) get for her birthday?? Nothing she's dead.

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Q. How does Michael Jackson pick his nose? A. From a catalogue.

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What did the you know what screw this I'm sick of making these stupid jokes there all the same. Hang on hang on What did the pirate do to the dog yes This style of joking is so different I'm going to be a famous comedian oh wait there's a whole bloody website full of these. O look another one and another one and another one that knife over there looks really nice right now

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Why was Michael Jackson so bad at dancing? Because he had a broken leg.

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knock knock who's there? F uck F uck who? F uck off

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There was a blonde, brunette and red head driving in a car. The car breaks down so the three of them decide to walk. So the red head takes water bottles, the brunette takes food and the blonde took the car. The red head asked the brunette why she was taking the food, the brunette said "incase i get hungry i can eat" then the brunette asked the red head why she brought water the red head said "incase i get thirsty i can have a drink. Then the brunette asked the blonde why she brought the car the blonde said "to drive home".

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't

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There are 2 cannibals eating a guy well one starts at the head and the other one starts at the feet the one at the head says to the other on how you doing down there and he said ohhh having a ball you!!!!

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because there were no cars in the way.

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Q: Why is Little Johnny in the hospital with a bullet wound and a broken arm? A: I shot him of his bike.

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whats then difference between a jew and a pizza ? A pizza doesnt scream when its put in the oven .

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Two frogs go to the bar only to leave because frogs can't open up doors.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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