What did George Washington say to his men before they got on a boat? Men, get on the boat

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why didn't the donkey go to the party? Because, unfortunately he did not have the required linguistic skills to communicate with the person inviting. This is obviously dependent on whether the person who invited him was a human, if it was another donkey then perhaps this would of happened. However, this is also very unlikely as donkeys do not have parties or really communicate

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whats sad about 4 black people in a cadalic fallign over a cliff? it wasnt there car

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A man questions wether a cat will always land on it's feet. He takes a cat from a pet store and tosses it into the air. The cat lands on it's feet. Startled, the cat runs into the street and gets hit by a car. The man goes to prison for theft and animal abuse.

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Why is the Holocaust/Worm in your apple joke the highest rated joke on Anti Jokes? Most of the viewers of this website clicked on a thumbs up symbol directly below the joke, which by the coding of this website triggered an algorithm that caused the number adjacent to this thumbs up button to increase and also caused the joke to appear higher on the list of most popular jokes.

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What do you call a man running around town with no clothes on? Naked.

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Yo mama is so stupid that see should really be concerned with furthering her education in a four-year university

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Why did the black man cross the road? He was chasing the chicken

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Ask me if I'm on a horse. Are you on a horse? Yes, are you on a horse? No. Oh...

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What song does the lady camel sing to seduce male camels - my humps my humps my humps my humps How did sergay the camel respond? -we dont know. He died a fatal death involving hippos in hula skirts, and flying guavas

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What is the opposite of a joke ? Racism

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What's louder than a cat stuck in a tree? A foghorn.

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What is red and smells like brown feces? Bloody feces

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Q: What's the hardest part about eating a vegetable? A: The wheel chair.

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Tommy was excited to get a tattoo of a falafel on his wiener. He got skin cancer.

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Timmy eats 32 cookies and eats 30 of them. What does he have? Type 2 Diabetes.

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What happens when u mix water and soda? You get watery soda

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How many Anne Franks does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, cause she's dead.

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How do you acquire a bomb? Go to the bomb store.

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What did the furry tweet when he went to a furry convention? A: I'm at a furry convention

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What happened to the Asian who ran into the wall with a boner? He ejaculated his sperm, impregnating the wall. The wall went to the authorities, and the man was charged with rape. He is now serving a 10 year prison sentence, with no possibility of parole.

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What's worse than Twilight? New Moon. What's worse than New Moon? Eclipse. What's worse than Eclipse? Breaking Dawn. What's worse than Breaking Dawn? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Breaking Dawn Part 2.

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ill take a bullet for you... on call of duty... nahhh that ruins my kd

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What's the difference between Rebecca Black and your mom? Nope! Chuck Testa.

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