- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the American man say to his brother right before his brother's wedding? You should not get married because most likely your marriage will end in a horrible divorice, which will ruin the rest of your pathetic life.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because its rayseans favorite number

bite me

Jack and Jill went up the hill to get some exercise. They were getting terribly overweight.

What do Justin Bieber and corn have in common? They are both fruits. Except for the corn.

I have a very serious problem with my narcolepsy. I occasionalolahdf;honainbirgnipqgierngiaqbhgpqruiph

What kind of movies do pirates like? They don't know, Somalia doesn't have much of a film industry.

What did the black man do to the white woman? I Dont KNow ask him

whats older than your mom? a tortoise that has been living more than a couple hundred years

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I workout, Don't mess with me.

My dog has no nose. How does it smell? It doesn't

What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup? You can't drown babies in roast beef.

Your mom is so ugly that you should buy her a paper bag to cover her face because she is just so very unattractive that it burns mine and everyone else's eyes.

Why was Joe lying on the ground? Because he got shot.

This is not a joke, I'm just bored (or am I?)

How do you offend a black person? Call him a nigger.

Why did the black man get fired? In this economy businesses are downsizing and outsourcing jobs for cheaper labor.

A man that says YOU SUCK MY DICK YEAH!finds a woman that says YOU SUCK MY BOOB YEAH!They get married,The woman is actually a gay man!

knock knock who's there? me josh! come in.

Justin Bieber

(Something terribly disturbing that people find funny)

what did little johnny get his grandfather for christmas?nothing his grandfather died on thanksgiving

Scenario: Two guys are out hunting. Two guys are walking and a one falls down. The other calls 911 and the guy still standing asks what to do. The person at the hospital told him to make sure his friend was dead, then heard a gunshot. The guy who called said "Now what do I do?"

What do you call a penguin sliding down a hill how should i know.

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