why are anti-jokes so funny? they aren't. they're stupid.

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hows your wife she died 7 years ago really mine too

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What's plastic and kids turn it on... A xbox.

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What is black and white, and red all over? I don't know that's why I was asking.

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because he was content where he was.

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why is walmart so big? Years ago a man named Sam Walton had a vision for one stop shopping and affordable low prices. And it goes without saying that being a one stop shop must mean you have a lot of inventory thus the size of walmart is a lot larger to hold and support the increased mass of inventory that a typical person should or could ever possibly need all in one place.

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What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

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why was the man denied his teaching job? because he is a wanted cerial killer in 43 states.

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Whats red, and spins at fast speeds? A baby in a blender

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Asexuals aren't known for f***ing around.

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two snow men standing in a field and one says to the other can you smell carrots

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How do you put a baby to sleep? Snap its neck.

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Why did a jew die? It got killed by a nazi.

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Whats black and yellow and makes you laugh? A bus full of niggers driving of a cliff

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Why did the black man eat KFC? Because he got hungry.

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How did the boys sunglasses fall off his face? He was drop kicked.

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2 people lived next door to each other. The man said "hi" and so did the other man. What is wrong with this situation. Nothing, just friendly neighbors.

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On Friday the 13th,My cat turned into a dog.

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why was one black guy surrounded by ten white guys...... he was a story teller.

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Q:What's brown and tastes like shit? A:Shit

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What do you call a bunch of white people walking down a cliff? Avalanche

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Why don’t stores sell mouse-flavored cat food? It’s a matter of marketing; tuna, chicken and liver flavors sound much more palatable to the humans buying the pet food.

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