A lady in a bank was asked by the clerk to round the sum she wanted to raise from her account. She rounded it several times, but the clerk continued to insist that the sum needs to be rounded. She left the bank confused, with a coupon consisting of completely rounded sum of 691, 88$. Next day she returned with a coupon with a rounded sum of 690,88$. The clerk asked again the lady to round the sum. The lady started helplessly to cry and said she had rounded is already with a harp, and couldn't make it round anymore, she even removed the sharp 1 from the sum.

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Q: What's green and has four wheels? A: A green car.

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Read a Book.

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga in the morning You poke her face

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OMG, I have a really funny alzheimer's joke. Your'e gonna love it! Uhh, I umm kinda forgot what it was now.

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A man walks out of a bar. He didn't bring his driver's license, but managed to do a grand theft auto and unfortunately, crashed on the way home beacuse of a tree. Also, killed 12 people by car

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Chuck Norris was so good at karate that he held the middle weight world title for 6 years and was named fighter of the year by Black Belt Magazine. He also used his talents to start a successful acting and advertising career.

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if you want to see somthing funny, throw a small child imbertween two catholic priests!

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David walks into a bar. Someone shoots him. Now hes dead.

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Q: Why was the american flag red, white, and blue? A:Because that's how it is!

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What did the doctor say to the person who is suffering from obesity? Run fatass Run

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What happend to the girl in the corner? Idk that's why I asked!! :P

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Why was the little boy sad? Because he was raped.

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Yo mommas teeth are so yellow that.....I reccomend she see a dentist.

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what did the duck with roller skates say to the camel? how are the wife and kids?

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There was a little boy and a little girl in a bathtub having a bath. Suddenly the little girl looked down at the boy. "Can I touch it?" "No way -- you already broke yours off!"

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Why did Rihanna sing "to the left, to the left"? Because people usually sing in songs

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's a woman

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You know what rhymes with sloth? Rape.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Dave. Dave who? Dave was beginning to get very scared of his best friend at this time, so he ran away panicking.

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What do you get when you cross a badger and a paper bag? The badger is cross of course but the bag is inanimate and can't be angered.

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A brunette, redhead, and a blond were on a road trip when their car broke down in the middle of a desert. The red-head offered to walk down the road to get help, for none of them knew how to repair the car. She walked down the road in the direction they were headed, but never came back. The redhead and blond died several days later in the shade of the car as a result of extensive heat exhaustion.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? 7 is a terrorist.

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Why is Barney green and purple? Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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