What did the baby do when it crossed the rode? It didn't get across it got hit by a car.

Q: why did the white man buy a burge A: cuz he was hungry

What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? a pilot.

How did the Mexican get across the boarder? He applied for a student visa. He was a promising young scholar who had no trouble being accepted to a prestigious college.

What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill.

Q: Knock - Knock A: NO SOLICITORS!

How do you know if you have athlete's foot? You ask your doctor, and he will tell you.

A husband and a wife were having a conversation: Woman: Why is the baby on fire? Man: I dont know. Woman: BUY ME SHOES!!!!!!

what did the woman say when the guy told her he liked her christmas tree? thank you.

You have small feet Do you know what small feet mean Small shoes

A nun walks into a bar. She is immediately excommunicated.

What happened after the man with no arms and legs lost his keys? Nothing. He won't get them for the rest of his life.

Who is big and stupid My brother

Knock Knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? I'm a talking banana; what more do you want from me?

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How many babies does it take to tile a roof? Depends how thinly you slice them

i saw amango it splootered

What's the difference between apples and oranges? You can't wash a window with a spade.

Why did hitler cause the holocaust? YOLO

why did the feminist cross the road? to suck a dick

Q: Whats horny and likes your leg? A: My dog.

Why did the black man cross the road? He was chasing the chicken

What did the man say to his wife while having sex? I don't know.

How was the copper wire invented? 2 Jews pulling on the same penny!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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