Why did the man ask the woman on a date? They were both single and looking for a unique, romantic experience that could possibly turn into a long-term loving relationship.

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Grandpa loved a good joke, he died laughing. The doctor said it was a severe stroke probably brought on by smoking aggravated by high cholesterol and high blood pressure.

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Q: A policeman is working past a room. The window is too high to see in. The person hears "no John, don't", and then a gunshot. He rushes inside and sees a dead body on the floor with a gun beside him. Also in the room are a doctor, a lawyer and a priest. Without asking any questions, he immediately arrests the priest. Why? A: Because the priest is the only male in the room.

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At the Asthma hotline. Caller: Aahhh aahhh *gasp* *gasp* I need you... Woman: *slams phone* DAMN I WISH THESE PERVERTS WOULD STOP CALLING!

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Why did Kallum come to Getaway? Because he ran out of hats

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What has eyes but can not see, and rolls everywhere it goes? A man who fought for your freedom and lost both his eyesight and legs in doing so. Have some respect.

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what do hookers and bungee jumping have in common? They are both 100$ to be in/on and if the rubber breaks your screwed

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You haven't happened to see a cigarette truck around here have you? What's a truck?

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Correct grammar and proper use of capitals on the internet. Oh yeah, and a horse walked into a bar. It didn't think much of it.

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what's inflation? a hollow cost.

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Happy birthday to you, happy birthday to you. I slipped you a roofie, get ready for me.

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Nathaniel Nugnes walks into a bra

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Naw, not now, I don't want to be assimilated, I am a bit of a wuss right now, really tired.

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A man walks into a bar, he purchases a drink from the barman proceeds to finish the drink and then leaves.

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Why did the white policeman shoot all the black people in a house and not the white people Because the black guys were holding the white guys hostage

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was running away from a Black family reunion.

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What's the hardest part about blending a baby? My D**K

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whats the difrence between santa clause and a jew santa goes down the chimney

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When life gives you lemons, Commit felonies

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Teacher: What is 1+1? Student: 2 Teacher: Next time raise your hand before answering a question.

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What Sound does a baby make in a blender? I don't know I'm to busy masturbating to it

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haha women's rights.....what a joke.

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How do you know when it is a Mexican's birthday? They are walking around with "happy birthday" balloons.

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Two men walk into a bar. An hour later another man sees them knocked out on the ground. Q: What Happened A: They walked into a BAR.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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