- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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My mom told me and my brother to lean up on a commercial...we were watching netflix

Q: why did the dog fall down the stairs? A: Because I pushed him down.

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? The answer is not definitive and involves several factors including the size of the woodchuck, the woodchuck's teeth, the climate in which that woodchuck lives, and the tenacity of that particular woodchuck at achieving his goal.

Q: Why did the man eat the banana? A: Cuz he was hungry!

Roses are grey. Violets are a different shade of grey. Let's go chase cars. -Dog

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a bmw? I don't have a bmw in my garage.

What's the best thing about twenty three year olds? there are twenty of them

Your mom is so fat her daily calorie intake is dangerously above the recommended 2000 per day.

How many babies does it take to paint a fence? depends on how hard you throw them.

What color is Michael Jackson? Pale because he's dead.

Chuck Norris was dropped twice when he was a baby, once on concrete and once on hardwood

why did bob eat the cookie? because he was hungry

What do you get when you pull down your pants in public? Most likely a criminal record for indecent exposure.

Q:Why did the boy drop his ice cream? A: A terrorist threw a refrigerator at him then slapped the ice cream out of his hand

why did the guy laugh at everything he was high

Carlos was on the computer writing anti-jokes. They all scuked.

how do you confuse a blonde? tap her on both shoulders

"How high are you?" "I don't know, sir." "Well, look at the god damn altimeter."

Who's Juan? DIS ONE

Q: Wanna hear a dirty joke? A: A kid fell in the mud.

Knock Knock Who's there? Santa Santa who? Imwatching you!

I hear eating an apple a day keeps the other apples in check.

What more fun than a barrel full of monkeys? A barrel of dead babies

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Sunflowers are yellow, Daises are white.

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