A blonde, a brunnette, and a red head all jump from the top of a building. They all land at the same time because of Newton's 3rd Law

AFTER PONDERING UPON YOUR SUGGESTION... I HAVE CONSIDERED, THOUGHT, SOUGHT TROUGH THE YELLOW PAGES OF WISDOM AND MIGHT, AND MY ANSWER TO THAT SUGGESTION IS... A DEFINITIVE, FIRM AND MANLY... Moral: MAAAAYBEEEEE?!?!?

yo mama so dumb... because she was not properly educated

What do you get when you cross a Lion and a Shark? You would likely get trouble, seeing as its both animals are quite dangerous and crossing even one of them is ill advised.

Why was the ghast from minecraft crying? His family died

Q: Why do blondes wear hoop earrings? A: Those that wear them think that said earrings positively accentuate their physical appearance.

Did you know Helen Keller had a tree house? Niether did she

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is both deaf and blind. Driving would be an extremely hazardous action for herself and other nearby drivers.

What's the difference between a Jew and an apple? One of them is a fruit, and the other is not.

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are running from the police. The police catch them, and they are sentenced to jail.

Roses are grey Violets are grey I'm a dog

So Colton Yepma walks in to Accounting and proceeds to read jokes

5 Italian guys from Long Island

Its a bird!! Its a plane!! No, its a bird.

What's worse than stubbing your toe? - AIDS. What's worse than AIDS? - Getting AIDS and stubbing your toe.

Yo Mama's so fat that she is at risk for diabetes

Timmy's mom is an alcoholic. His dog is asleep in the backyard. Timmy asks his mother, "Why is our dog sleeping?" His mother replies, "It's not sleeping, its dead."

An African-American is working on math problems and notices an Asian man walking by. The African American asked,"Could you help me out on these math problems?" The Asian man replied, " I have never been good at math."

Me and a pig had sex, beastieality.

Does your iPod have zoom on it? Yeah, but it doesn't have a camera

Jerry Sandusky walks into an Under 21

A man did not like this site

How can you tell the difference between a black guy and a white guy? skin color

A man entered ten puns into a pun contest, hoping that one of them would win. Unfortunately, he came in third place and was discouraged by his loss.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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