- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you do when your wife is about have a baby? Throw her off the balcony go into parking lot and reach into her mouth if you feel a leg stab her in the belly button untill her intestines are coming out and burn the body singing Elmo's world

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? A= Were both lawyers! What happens every sixty seconds in the us? A= a minute passes!

What did one skeleton say to the other? Nothing... Skeletons don't have vocal cords

How did the boy fall off his bike? A fridge was thrown off him

What is black and white and red all over? Interracial sex partners with smallpox.

What did Raymond say when josh ate him? Nothing because Raymond was dead.

Why do showers have 11 holes? Because Jews only have 10 fingers

Why did the Asian ace the test? Because she had worked very diligently, taken copious notses, and studied fervently until she had a thorough mastery of the topic.

What did the deaf blonde say to the brunette? Nothing.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, why the long face. The horse replies, neigh.

Why did they choose Madonna to perform in the halftime show? Because she might die soon.

What did the zen master say to the hot dog vendor? Make me one with everything,

Why do cats have nine lives? Because they don't have ten.

Did you see Helen Keller at the movie theater? I didn't either, she's dead.

Your momma is so fat, she has her own gravitational pull.

Q: What do you call a person with no arms and no legs ??? A: Stumpy

Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah's witness Damn...

What's an AntiJoke? A joke that has no comical value.

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What did the fireman say to the people in the burning house I'm going to use this water for my sprinkler rather than saving your lives. I might as well use this for something more significan, like my lawn.

Neil Armstrong was the first man to walk on the moon and Micheal Jackson molests little boys.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

What happed when the homeless shelter went out of business? -Everyone went hungry and died.

What's blue and looks like water? Yes.

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