- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black man and a Mexican are in the back of a car, who's driving? Their father Micheal, he adopted both of them from a mentally handicapped orphanage when they were five.

What do you call 1 black guy and 9 other white guys? Patrick Mills

A man walks into a bar. and buys a drink.

What's the best way to piss off a feminist? R@pe her.

Why wasn't the white guy voted for president? He had down syndrome

Why wasn't cacto at school that day. Because Silas gave him extreme butthole aids.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black.

What do you get when you cross a rooster with a cocker spaniel? Nothing, because roosters and Dog's don't mix.

What do a bike and a duck have in common? They both have handlebars except for the duck.

This sentence will not end the way you octopus.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he knew that the neighbors wouldn't "touch him there"

Why did the little boy grow up to be a homosexual man? He didn't find the female reproductive system sexually appealing

An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a pub. They order drinks, then leave without speaking to each other. It was pure coincidence they walked into the bar at the same time. They had no connections to each other, them being from three different countries.

What do you call a bunch of whiteguys running down a hill? An Avalanche What do you call a bunch of black guys running down a hill? A Mudslide What do you call a bunch of mexicans running down a hill? A Jailbreak

Suicide isn't the answer, it's just the solution. -by Ross

What did the sea say to the penguin? Nothing it just waved..

Whats the difference between a black man and a white man? the pigment in their skin.

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I hear eating an apple a day keeps the other apples in check.

How many Jews can you fit into a car? Depending on the size of the car, you should be able to safely fit somewhere between 2 and 8.

Bob loves Anne. Anne loves Bob. No one cares.

what has wheels and is red. A heart, i lied about the wheels.

Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance ? "because he had nobody to go with" No because it was dead.

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