- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a blonde surgeon? Not stereotypical

How many blondes did it take to screw in the lightbulb? Just one. She did a fine job.

How many fish fingers does it take to change a lightbulb? Five.

why did the chicken cross the road? he saw a rather desperate looking homeless person coming towards him, and, realizing he had no change, figured it was the best way to avoid an awkward situation.

What do you call a black guy that steals a car? A father desperate to save his dying son who doesn't have a car to drive to a hospital

How do you make a sandwich out of clay? Shape it like a sandwich

What do you say when you accidently punch a wasps nest? Nothing.The correct choice is ton run as fast as you can to avoid getting stung by the entire nest of wasps.

Why did the girl cry? She got hit by a bus.

what's funny about cancer. nothing it is a serious life threating disease with no cure.

Why did the pig cross the road? To chase after his adopted chicken.

Why doesn't a ducks quack echo? Actually, it does, but the echo is imperceptible to human ears.

roses are red that fact is true but violets are violet not fu***** blue

Q.How many babies does it take to screw in a lightbulb A.Babies are to young to screw in lightbulbs

What is red? A rock painted red

What is worse that a bee sting? 2 bee stings what is worse that 2 bee sting? Kony what is wose than Kony? 3 bee stings what is worse than 3 bee sting? being allergic to bee stings

2 boy once went to a party. One boy dared the other to suck all the helium out of a balloon. Today this boy is know as Justin Bieber

What do you call a person who walks but doesn't run? A power walker What do you call a person who runs but doesn't walk? Someone running to the nearest bathroom holding there crotch.

What time is it when an elephant sits on your fence? three-thirty.

Q. What do you get if you cross a suspicious person with a paranoid person? A. Who wants to know

Optimus Prime: "GIVE ME YOUR FACE!" Shockwave: "Illogical. I have no face." Optimus Prime: "Then GIVE ME YOUR EYE!" RIPP

All your facts check out, so I sent a little search team to find someone selling us out, it turns that they are after the leader of "The order" and "The king`s throne", so unless you got some small sub-department going on, point zero is in danger, ill explain everything once this is over.

yo mamma so fat she should probably look into a clinical weight loss program and exercise daily.

An anti joke a day... really doesn't actually do that much

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