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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a middle-aged Polish man on Skype? A lonely man.

What was going through the man's head on the 51st floor when the first plane hit? The 52nd floor.

"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Knock Knock Knock" "Knock knock Knock who?" "Just let me in, you twat, it's freezing out here!"

What did the horse say to the other horse? Nothing, they're both horses

A hill billy went fishing

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was getting chased by nazis.

Did you hear about the black kid that had a gun? Yeah, it's a.20 gage that his father bought him for Christmas so that he could go hunting together

a man walks into a bar... he was then shot to death because he was a slave in the early 1800s

Two gay men are seen walking down a street in Texas. Actually now that I think about it homosexuality is pretty much outlawed in Texas. Two gay men are thrown into a Texan Jail where they spend the rest of their lives, cold hungry and alone.

What did the first Ethiopian say to the other? He asked for some food only to realize that the other one had already starved to death.

Why was the African American man afraid of dogs? He had a terrible childhood memory of being violently dry humped by a german shepherd.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" A few people laugh, but the horse, incapable of speech, does not. He is unfamiliar with this location and begins to panic. In his panic his leg is broken. He is put down shorty thereafter.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He lost his punch line. -by Ross

Why didnt Timmy Go to school? He Died.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it got out of its cage, was running away from its owner, and crossing a busy street seemed like the most effective way to gain freedom.

What happened to the woman who walked down a dark alley way? She found a lolly.

An asian man walks into a bar and lights a cigarette. He is politely asked to leave due to smoking being prohibited indoors.

Why is Ray Charles always smiling? He's not, corpses rarely smile

What do you get when you put two landsharks together? Three landsharks.

A horse walks into a bar You have been reading so many anti jokes that you can actually anticipate the anti-joke punchline to this joke, because it is one of maybe 3 or 4.

why did the chicken cross the road? it wanted to why did the bubble gum cross the road? it was on the chickens foot

Who has two thumbs and is happy? This girl! You're a girl?

why was the tricycle lonely? the mom back over the kid in the driveway.

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