- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the kid fall off his bike he had a serious illness which made it difficult for him to play sports

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a bigger worm in your apple.

Roses are stools, Violets are bums, sugar is knit, thank you, LSD.

Q: What has no color, no shape, no size, and was born in your mind? A: The thought you just had about this anti-joke.

A blonde walks out of a hair salon She had just dyed her hair.

whats the point of anti jokes? A: the point that it is no point

roses are red, violets are blue, im a bad poet, text me. LMFAO

What did the tramp get for Christmas? Nothing because he's Jewish.

Q: what did the man with no eyes get for Chrismas? A: Reading glasses

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

John: Knock knock Jack: Who's there? John: Whale Jack: I don't know a Whale, go away. John violently rips off Jack's cock in becaus he's sick of his shit.

what did the dog say to the cat? nothing cause animals dont talk.

Q: What do you call a innocent black man that was shot 403 times by the cops when they asked for his ID and somehow assumed he was gonna reach for a gun? A: Deceased Texan.

When does Adolf Hitler get horny? When his hormones start at it when looking at women.

Haikus are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense, Refrigerator Sex

whats awesome? a blade of grass with a mexican hat and a revolver.

how many flys in a box six --sticksack

Why can't Julius Caesar use a cell phone? Because he is dead.

Why lets go Mets? Lets go Yankees!

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms

Blind jokes are not funny! I just don't see the humor in them

What is easier than making pie? Making cake!

When you aren't feeling well, you should see a doctor like this: https://encrypted-tbn2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcS5u4lryU5PzmLUKCGEKZgDWMeQ_96VLEKFGu7Wvk-4M7UXHkOXBw

My cat just died.

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