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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why don't you make like a tree, and get out of here.

What did the dog say to the rabbit? I quite liked Prince's first album.

race-car = rac-ecar

When life gives you lemons, take them. Free stuff is cool.

knock knock whos there **gunshot ...man that gun show next door is annoying

Can we still mine for gold in the American River? No, anyone seen mining for gold is considered a hobo and all the gold is cleared out by random people in the 17 century

Q: What did the nazi say to hitler? A: You like my Auschwitz?

What's worse than sex with a midget? Non-consensual sex with a midget.

What happened to the black man when he was hit by a truck? He died.

Why did the woman come out of the kitchen? She didn't.

An alcoholic walks into a bar.... I forgot the rest of the joke but your mother is a prostitute.

What happened when barba opened the coca cola? The cap flew off and hit the fence then the train then the moon then the pillow then the sun then the pole and the pole fell and hit the baseball and the cap landed on the floor... Then my turtle died

What's the difference between my girlfriend and a dead baby? I don't make out with my girlfriend after sex.

What is funnier than Miley Cirus getting a Record Album? Justin Bieber's voice.

What did the cat say to the dog? Miaow. What did the dog say to the cat? Miaow.

whats the difference between a can and a fish?they can both swim. exept for the can.

A clown walks into a bar and orders a pie. After about 2 minutes, the bartender gives him a pie. Later, a blonde walks into a bar and orders a cake. After about 1 minute, the bartender gives her a cake. Then a dog walks into a bar. It doesn't order anything because it's a dog.

why did the baby fall down the steps? Because there was big earth quake that blocked his parents on the other side of the house, therefor leaving no one capable of getting to him befor falling

What did the black guy do when he heard sirens? He Ran

If your mom is a teacher and your dad is a gynecologist, how many pancakes does it take to stack on top of a dog house roof? 12. Because footballs don't have feathers.

Fiona: SHREK! WHERE WERE YOU TONIGHT? Shrek: Out clubbing with the boys. Fiona: What did you do. Shrek: Eat Jews. Borat: iz vedy naaace

Why couldn't the driver start his car? Because the driver was a tree

Whats the definition of not winning? Charlie sheen losing custody of his son because he is a coked out, old man douche bag, who only gets told what he wants to hear because he forks out lots of money to gold digging hookers.

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