My grandma has this joke where she says "knock knock." I say "who's there?" She says "I can't remember" and starts to cry

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What do you get when you pull down your pants in public? Most likely a criminal record for indecent exposure.

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Q: Did you know Hellen Kellers father was a skilled craftsman? A: Neiter did she.

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I hear eating an apple a day keeps the other apples in check.

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You know what he said? How did you know what he said?

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Bill: My vagina is itchy. Tom: You don't have a vagina. It was later found out that bill had a sex change and did have an itchy vagina, due to an STI. He later died of cancer.

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Knock Knock! ... Whos there? ... Daisy ... Daisy who? ... Daisy me trolling... ;)

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What did the piano say to the ice cube? Dude, get back in the freezer or you are going to melt!

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Why didn't the black kid get anything for Christmas? His family was Jewish.

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What's worse than smelly feet? Smelly hands.

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Two penises walk into a minefield. Both are very careful with their every step and try not to be blown.

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How do you make a hormone? Modify bacteria using recombinant DNA technology.

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What is the one thing you can never steal back? Your viginity.

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A guy walks into a bar. The second guy ducks.

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Why did Li Chong get an A on his math test? He studied.

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Two men enter a room. Two men and a baby leave the room...

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What's worse than watching paint dry or grass grow? Watching paint dry on grass.

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Grandpa loved a good joke, he died laughing. The doctor said it was a severe stroke probably brought on by smoking aggravated by high cholesterol and high blood pressure.

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There is two guys named tard and retard on a boat in shallow water. they both fall off. Who gets back up onto the boat? - Obviously Tard because ur dealing with a retard here.

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If you just read this, You're dead.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Grass is green Skies are blue

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the other day i was walking down the street and saw a black man carrying a tv. i thought to myself, "hey that looks like mine!" but then i was like nawwwwwww, mine's at home...... shining my shoes -_-

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Yo mama is so fat that her doctor advised her to get some exercise or risk developing a heart condition!

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Why didn't the 1 month old chicken cross the road? Because by that time it's already a Mcnugget.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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