- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A squirrel asks an apple where is the nearest gas station. The apple doesn't reply.

Why was the prostitute's throat sore? Allergies.

What did the fish say when he ran into a wall? Dam.

What is more difficult than trying to get blood from a stone? Trying to teach it Japanese in the process. [L]

how do you tune a piano, you dont, piano tuners tune a piano, I wasn't talking to you!

How do you torture helen keller? Waterboard her.

What's brown and sticky? "A stick?" No, poo.

what did the guy say when he lost his sandwich? wheres my sandwich?

What happens when a man goes to college? He gets a degree and graduates most of the time or he fails miserably.

Because the tractor hadn't seen the chicken.

A plane crashes in a polish cemetery the authorities have found 2000 bodies

What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife? You aren't married to a girlfriend.

Why do Jews have such big noses? They don't; To suggest phenotypic variation along religious lines is preposterous.

How did the frog fly? It drank a magic potion. How did the snake fly? It ate the frog How the the eagle fly? It already can.

How did the clown get the baby to stop crying? He hit it with an axe.

How can a black person and a white person be friends? The civil right's movement.

P1: why did the chicken cross the road? P2: to get to the other side. P1: Knock! Knock! P2: whos there? P1: THE CHICKEN!

Whats brown and sticky? A stick.

how do you stop a rhino from charging? you shoot it with a gun until it's either dead or no longer charging at you because thats a highly dangerous situation.

What is the only non-racist animal? The mexican panda. Why? It's black, white, hispanic, and asian.

What did lil' Bobby get for christmas? Cancer.

What did the black kid get for Christmas? An X-box, a sweater and some socks.

what was so bad about hitler? he inadvertently subjected his political officials to death by rope

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