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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's wrong with black people? They tend to make mistakes, as do all humans

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the cock was on the other side.

Hey you know what? What? Never mind.

Dam. Mothers Against Dyslexia.

Optimist: The glass is half full. Pessimist: The glass is half empty. Realist: Find something better to do than talk about a glass.

What was the women doing out of the kitchen? Watching the movie 'Birth of a Nation' at her father's house

What do you call a hairy pussy? A cat.

Q-Why did the little boy feel hot? A-Because he faceplanted into a bonfire.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got a smoke dectecter, You died in a fire

What did the fish say when he ran into a cement wall? ....Nothing fish don't run What did the fish say when he swam into a cement wall? ...Damn

What did the farmer say to the chicken? Nothing, the farmer was arrested for having sex with a chicken.

Jimmy: Daddy how are babies made? Dad: If i knew how you wouldn't be here...

An asian man walks into a bar and lights a cigarette. He is politely asked to leave due to smoking being prohibited indoors.

Is Mike here? Mike Hunt? Has anyone seen Mike Hunt? Yes teacher, he is home sick with the flu.

Yes you better be sorry, I'm gonna suck my mums p e n i s tonight! - Dylan Hodge

In class a teacher said "Stand up if you think you'r stupid" A kid stands and the teacher ask why? The kid said: "Oh I thought it'd be a bit fair since your standing up.

What do you call a black midget in space? The first true example of how hard work, dedication and sacrifice can help you to achieve your goals.

What's invisible and smells like carrots? Rabbit farts.

Whats the difference between right and left? I stabbed your mom with my left hand.

If you don't see banners here, it doesn't mean they are not there...

Q. Why do some people not like anti-jokes? A. They don't find the humor funny.

What is easier than making pie? Making cake!

A traveling salesman stops at a farmer's house. The farmer then offers the salesman a bed with his daughter. The salesman quickly replied, "I don't want to go to bed right now. I need to know the way to Pawtucket." The farmer then gave the salesman directions and the two parted ways.

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