Whats more dangerous then a man with a gun? two men with guns.

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whats black & white the colombo school shooting citv footage

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What's eighteen inches long, stiff, and makes women scream at night? A twelve inch long penis that is erect, thus adding approximately one half of its flaccid size, and involved in the act of fornication with the female partner of the man whose penis I am describing. (Of course, it is ignorant and juvenile to assume that the man in question is heterosexual. He may be a homosexual, which is perfectly acceptable in these liberal times we live in, or he may in fact be single and not inclined towards a sexual preference of any kind. This is understandable due to the myriad complications of long-term relationships, a result of the infinite differences between the masculine and feminine psyches.)

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? I'm a talking banana; what more do you want from me?

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My dog has no nose. How does it smell? It doesn't

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9/11 my birthday

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I took my blind grandmother to the art gallary

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Why did the boy lose his change? He had no Pants Why did the boy have no pants? The Holocaust

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Dont joke about the holocaust. My grandfather died there, he fell off the guard tower.

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What's wore then finding a worm in your apple? Being the only person to survive a plane crash over Alaska, then having to eat your family in order to stay alive waiting for help to come.

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Apple hates Blackberry.

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Q: how do you get a clown off a swing? A: You hit it with a axe

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What did the cat say to the dog? Miaow. What did the dog say to the cat? Miaow.

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This is not a joke, I'm just bored (or am I?)

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Wanna hear the orphan joke knock knock who's there? not you parents

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why were the niggas in paris? rhetorical question. everyone knows they aren't french

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Bang Bang Get the hell out of the house, it's on fire.

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Q:why did the guy go to the doctor? A:I dunno, he must have gone for a good reason

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What's so similar about a zombie and a black man? They are both almost human.

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Can we still mine for gold in the American River? No, anyone seen mining for gold is considered a hobo and all the gold is cleared out by random people in the 17 century

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Your mom is so fat shes having trouble getting into her own pants.

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why did my BFF hate me?i called her an idiot on all the holidays including her birthday

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How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? Well, it all depends on the size of the bathtub.

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Two peanuts were walking down the street I stepped on them both

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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