- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A skeleton walks into a bar and orders a whiskey sour and a mop.

Boy: Mother, I'm dying! Mother: Ha, lol, I put poison in your cheese! Boy: MOTHER! Boy: dies. Mother: Ha, lol!

why did andy wake up this morning. because he wasnt tired anymore

why did the guy laugh at everything he was high

Q:Why did the boy drop his ice cream? A: A terrorist threw a refrigerator at him then slapped the ice cream out of his hand

what did one computer say to the other .........

What's brown, sticky, green, yellow, and orange that rides a unicycle? I have no clue, that's why I asked.

Q: How do you drown a black guy? A: Hold his head underwater and sit on his back.

What do you call thousands of people running through london? The marathon

Why couldn't the Jew get pregnant? Because he was man.

The police shouldn't have cars. They should use skateboards and use flowers as their gun. When they catch a criminal in the act, they have to hug him before sending him to prison

Why did the baby crawl onto the road? because a sick bastard put a bottle of milk there knowing that a bus would be going through that route soon.

Hi, my name is Mark and I have dead babies in my garage... Just kidding. My name ia not Mark.

Q: What was the last thing to enter the bug's mind as it flew into the windshield? A: His back legs.

why did the black guy talk to the monkey? they were in the same cage.

Santa and a smart blonde jump of a cliff. Who gets to the ground first? Neither, they don't exist.

Why do showers have 11 holes? Because Jews only have 10 fingers

Why doesn't a ducks quack echo? Actually, it does, but the echo is imperceptible to human ears.

A dyslexic athiest..."'There is no Dog!"

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist.

What is worse than catching someone trying to cheat by looking at your exam? Getting struck by lightning.

what did mickee utley say to micheal bane cnb

A rapist walks into a bar He orders a drink He wakes up the next morning naked on a hot chick He leaves not realizing that he is nude and is promptly escorted by the police to jail

XD I TOTALLY CANT BELIEVE I FELL FOR THAT ONE! XD IT WAS LIKE SO OBVIOUS! XD

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