- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you do when you see a black man limping across your frontyard? you stop laughing an reload.

How does a black guy in debt make money fast at the bank? He applies for a loan and conscientiously works hard to pay off the loan in turn, which he was lucky enough to get at a low interest rate.

What is wrong with being a black Jew? You have to sit in the back of the oven.

1 little monkey jumping on the bed, he fell off and hit his head. Momma called the doctor and the doctor said, "Your son died of a concussion."

Why did the kid lose his nose? because his brother chopped it off with an axe.

Why did the Pakistani man cry when the Nigerian man was killed in a terrorist attack? They were lovers.

Okay.. So a dyslectic man walks into a bra...

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How many men does it take to change a light bulb? None, there is nothing wrong with the light bulb.

How many mentally challenged beings does it take to screw in a light bulb? Well one couldn't do it so adding more to the equation will only make it worse sir.

why didn't sue come to her son's baseball game? because he doesn't play baseball, he lost his arms in a horrible plane crash. besides, sue died in that accident anyway.

Knock Knock... Who's there? Nine... Nine who? Nine Eleven.

why did Kanye interrupt Taylor Swift at the VMA's? because he had a little too much scotch before the ceremony

Roses are red, Violets are purple, not fucking blue.

How come the man could read the directions? Because it was right side up.

I have a really funny joke.

Cripples are lame.

Q: Why were there four married men in one room without their pants on? A: because it was the mens bathroom.

What do you call a plane going to Africa with 100 black people on it? A plane, the contents of the plane is irrelevant...

how many friends does tomas have 0 he is a loner

What happens when a unicorn gets her period? You know it's a girl.

How to make deep fried chicken. Step 1: Go to your local swimming pool. Step 2: Throw a dead chicken into the deep end. Step 3: Strike the chicken with lightning. Step 4: Remove your newly fried chicken. Enjoy!

Q: How do you do to get an elephant down from a tree? A: Wait for the fall when the leaves start falling you shoot it down.

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