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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call cheese thats not yours? A: stolen cheese.

Q: What did osama bin laden say to the worker behind the gas station counter? A: May I buy this bag of chips?

why did the mexican work for a lawn care service I don't know why don't you ask him

roses are red, violets are blue, im a bad poet, text me. LMFAO

If a large bear falls out of a tree, why would a giraffe also eat the cheese?

A black guy and a Mexican are sitting in a car who's driving??? The Cops

Who created Apple? Steve jobs.

What do you call a black man driving a plane? A pilot, you racist.

If you have three ice-cream cones, and you give away two, how many do you have left? Why would you give away your ice-cream? Eating it is the better option.

What did the cat say to the dog? Miaow. What did the dog say to the cat? Miaow.

Whats the difference between a kangaroo and a kangeroot ? Ones a marsupial. The others a Geordie stuck in a lift.

Roses are red Violets are blue Faces like yours belong in the zoo But dont worrie ill be there Not in a cage But laughing at you

What's more fun than nailing a baby to a wall? Pulling it off.

What happened when the man fell off the boat? He went into the water and was viciously mauled by 5 alligators then ran over by another boat.

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Why did the black man get fired? In this economy businesses are downsizing and outsourcing jobs for cheaper labor.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from the slaughter house.

You walk into a plane full of Arabs talking about how much they hate America. You arrive at your destination enlightened about the problems in American society.

Q: what did the man with no eyes get for Chrismas? A: Reading glasses

Why are black people so good at sports? Through Dedication and lots of training of course

whats white and sticky? a white stick

Q: Why did the man eat the banana? A: Cuz he was hungry!

Roses are grey. Violets are a different shade of grey. Let's go chase cars. -Dog

A man is eating in a restaurant and says, "Waiter! There's a fly in my soup!" The waiter says, "I'm sorry, can I bring you some salad instead?"

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