- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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No smoking No eating No drinking On this bus Didn't say anything about sniffing

there once was a man, he was old, and he had one wish...do you wanna know that wish? Well i don't know it because he died two seconds ago from a heart attack. Oh Well...

your moma is sao fat that she is gay . nope im sorry thats just mean.

If God created the world, including man kind, why do we worship him? We are corrupt, selfcentered, animal slaughterers. He made us this. So, Why?

Why don't flowers bite you when you pick them? Cuz they don't have a brain.

why did the snow man die? Actually it is impossible because it was an inanimate object.

Knock knock. Who's there? The IRS, please get out of the way.

THER ONCE WAS A jueny WITH A TEN FOOT WENNY AND HE WENT TO SHOW IT TO THE LADY NEXT DOOR SHE THOUGHT IT WAS A SNKE SO SHE HIT IT WITH A RAKE AND NOW ITS ONLY FIVE FOOT FOUR!

A guy dared his friend to jump off a bridge for 10 bucks. His friend, fearing for his life did not jump.

what happens if you drop a spoon? it sounds a lot, and it's annoying

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what did the apple say to the orange? -- NOTHING! APPLES DO NOT TALK!

What do you call a dog that has no legs? It doesn't matter because he will never come.

Me: Wanna play a game of red light and as I get closer to you, you get to call red light?? girl: Yea! okay, go! girl: green light!! Me: Sorry, firetrucks don't stop for red lights

Knock Knock Who's there? You You Who? Yes? Can I help you madam?

What did the shit covered people licking each others scrotums call themselves? The Aristocrats

What do you get when you cross two things that are seemingly unrelated? A play on words.

Once opon a time there was a black America He name was Bob

My math homework brings all the asians to the yard and their like it wasent that hard and their like it wasent that hard. comment what song it is like.

What did the coat say to the dog? Nothing, the coat was inanimate

Q: You know what never gets old? A: The kids in a school shooting

What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

What's green and has wheels? Grass I lied about the wheels

Whats the difference between a watermelon and babies I don't have a pile of dead watermelon in my basement

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