- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the way to a man's heart? Through his stomach. With a knife. Then then go up a little.

Paris Hilton spend 2 whole days in the slammer due to possesion of narcotics. I would have gotten 20 to life... no... it's not funny...

Why did the man throw the baby at the brick wall? I don't know, but that is a tragic incident and I will now go mourn.

What would Marylin Monroe be doing right now if she was alive? Clawing her way out of her coffin.

whats red and green and has 8 wheels. a stick

What's under there? I'm not falling for that one...

why did the man go to prison? he was a serial rapist.

Why does the pope doesn't use this finger? (raise a finger) That's mine!

What's worst than the finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worst than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple. What's worst than finding two worms in your apple? Finding seven dead babies in a trash can. What's worst than that? Finding one dead baby in seven trash cans.

Girl you must be Jamaican...because you're black and annoying.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple ? Finding an apple in your worm !!! ... Wait, what ?

what did the fish say when i threw it at the wall. Ouch. Then the world ended because it caused a ripple in the fabric of reality.

How did the black man fall of the cliff? He was gazing over and realized he had Prostate cancer and fell off the cliif.

I walk into Tesco and wrestle an obese women for a packet of ''Mini's Biscuits''. This quarrel was over nothing but a trolley filled with them. I gradually became infuriated. Meanwhile, an employee commited suicide.

And so the baseball says to the tractor........ Your not my dad

Two muffins are in an oven. One muffin says to the other muffin, "Sure is hot in here." The other muffin says, "AHHHH! A talking muffin."

what has fore legs and cant fly a cat you idiot

Roses are stools, Violets are bums, sugar is knit, thank you, LSD.

Why did the princess kiss the frog? She really wanted a wart.

What did the man say when he saw Niagra falls? Nothing, he was blind.

Why am I constipated? I ate fiber glass insulation.

Knock knock. Who's there? The Gestapo.

Two frogs go to the bar only to leave because frogs can't open up doors.

What did the fish say when he ran into a cement wall? ....Nothing fish don't run What did the fish say when he swam into a cement wall? ...Damn

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