Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the bird.

every knight i see an owl at window

Knock knock. Who's there? IRS. Youre being audited, Sir.

Why can't Helen Keller just kidding she's dead

A man crawled up to a water fountain but fell because he had no legs

What did Chuck Testa do when he saw she had died of a heart attack? He cried and gave her a proper funeral and burial.

What do you all a black person on the moon? An Astronaut

Knock, knock who's there? Not your Dad, because he left and created a better family.

What's worse then getting followed by a creepy man in a van? Getting followed and raped by a creepy man in a van.

Why do people on this website suck? Because they are n i g g e r s and jews!

What did Rachel (the columbine girl) get for her birthday?? Nothing she's dead.

So Colton Yepma walks in to Accounting and proceeds to read jokes

My uncle told me that slow and steady wins the race. He died in a fire.

You know what's funny with rape? Nothing. It's horror.

why did the chicken cross the road? becuase he wanted to walk and the road was the only available place to do so

what do you do when life gives you lemons? take them, free shit is cool!

how many flys in a box six --sticksack

His name is Frosted Mike, and he neither has nor does not have a penis.

Q:whats big white and falls out of trees A:a refrigerator

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know.

Why was the gay man gay? Because he likes touching other guys penises

What's worse than seeing your grandfather dead on the floor? Seeing your grandmother standing over him with a knife

baby on board sign?? target aquired.............

Did you see Stevie wonders house? Neither did he.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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