This guy gets on a plane and leaves he takes a bite of a green Apple and says to sower then he takes a bite out of a red Apple and says to sweet so he takes a bite of a gernade and says to crunchy so the plane lands and he walks past a little boy crying and says little boy why are you crying because a green Apple came down and hit my dog in the head so he's walking along and sees a nether boy crying and says little boy why are you crying cause a red Apple came down and hit me on the head so he's walking along abd sees a little girl laughing little girl he says why are you laughing cause I farted and the building be hind me bluw up lol ????

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread!

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If you have three ice-cream cones, and you give away two, how many do you have left? Why would you give away your ice-cream? Eating it is the better option.

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Two guys fight over a girl. The girl gets up from under them.

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What did the boy with cancer, no arms, and no legs get for his birthday? Nothing he was dead.

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Jack and Jill went up the hill to get some exercise. They were getting terribly overweight.

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Whats the difference between right and left? I stabbed your mom with my left hand.

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A man walk's into a bar with a monkey, I fotgot the rest of the joke. Your mom is a whore.

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Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall?? A: It depends on how hard you throw them!!

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Just want to know where I will be dipping my... MANFLESH!

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Q: why did the white man buy a burge A: cuz he was hungry

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What do you hear when the world trade center collapsed?, no seriously I wasn't even three yet.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? I'm a talking banana; what more do you want from me?

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how do you get rid of diahreah? Shove pepto bismo up your butt.

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My ex wife looks like a pitbull.

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why did the kid fall off his bike he had a serious illness which made it difficult for him to play sports

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What wuld u do for a klondike bar? Nothing taste like shit.

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whats the hardest answer ever? The one without a question.

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A man walks into a bar with a frown on his face His dog just died

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why did the baby fall down the steps? Because there was big earth quake that blocked his parents on the other side of the house, therefor leaving no one capable of getting to him befor falling

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Dey see me boilin' Dey choppin' God I'm so fresh and juicy So fresh and juicy So fresh and juicy So fresh and juiiiiiiccccy! MR MCCANN

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What Happens if a Muslim boy gives you a bomb? You give it to someone else as your playing tnt tag and the bombs a toy

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Why did the blond cross the road? She needed to get to the shop as she'd run out of milk.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Not only did 7 have that intimidating look to him, but 6 had recently found out that he was a well known mob boss who also went by the name of Lucky Seven. he was in charge of a gang called The Prime Numbers. They had been terrorizing 6's city for sometime now, whether it was stealing, mugging, or even killing or vandalism. 6 sure had a lot to fear, but he knew things might turn out well, as 6 had a great ability to try his best and do what he believed in: Justice

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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