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is this the krusty krab? no, this is patrick.

Why did the blonde cross the road? To get to the Public University where she worked as a Ph.D associate professor of linguistics.

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A man walks into a bar He wakes up from his coma 21 years later and learns that humans now serve pumpkins as gods.

How did the Mexican cross the border without getting caught? He didn't; he was executed immediately.

Why did the monkey eat the pineapple? IDK, ask Sam D

A man walks into a bar.. and has a bomb strapped to his chest

Q: how do you test the sharpness of a knife A: stab someone MR

Two colleague janitors sit next to each other in the coffee room, one says to the other: About yesterday... I checked three times and it looks pretty normal. Sorry... I wasn't around to hear the question the other posed the day before, but I heard it's supposed to be pretty funny with this answer. So... Less is better then none, right?

Nothing. He made it home safely.

What's worse than reading? A lot, but there are too many things to name

why was 14 scared of 15? 7-8-9

What's hard when you eat a vegetable? The wheelchair.

Why couldnt the man stop the car rolling down the hill? Because he had no legs.

A white guy and a black guy are sitting in a bar. The white guy apologizes to the black guy for the hundreds of years of slavery endured by his people.

What did ahmet say to adem...? LEMME SUCK ON THOSE TITS joke made by dark

Words with two W's or N's in them are awkward and unnecessary

A white man walks into a bar. Then he gets a beer.

"Why did the chicken cross the road? ... To get to your house. Knock knock." "Who's there?" "The chicken"

What color is Michael Jackson? Pale because he's dead.

Q: Why did the Honey Badger cross the road? A: Honey Badger don't care!!!

What's purple, smells like an eggplant, and looks like an eggplant? An eggplant.

A student exclaimed "This test is a piece of cake!" He ate it.

Why did the student fail his test? He forget to study for it the night before.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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