What do Miley and Bill Ray Cyrus have in common? Half their DNA

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A white man/women works behing the counter at a 7/11

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why were the niggas in paris? rhetorical question. everyone knows they aren't french

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Your momma soo fat.... that if she doesnt start exercising and eating right she will be more likely to get adult onset diabetes.

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A man walks into a police station with a gun... He is there to turn it in, he found it on the side of the road and realized that this situation would best be handled by the proper authorities.

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yo mama is so fat, she's obeise

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, i thought violets were violet. hmph.

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Whats the difference between a black guy at the beach, and a black guy at the zoo? One is at the beach, and one is at the zoo.

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Q: what did the man with no eyes get for Chrismas? A: Reading glasses

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What happened when the man fell off the boat? He went into the water and was viciously mauled by 5 alligators then ran over by another boat.

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What is the difference between a black baby and a tractor? A tractor is heavy and a baby is not

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Why was the fat man crying? He was sentenced to the electric chair for a murder he didn't commit.

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A man decided it was time to quit his job so he put his 2 weeks in and went to look for another job.

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What do you call an armless legless man swimming? Dead

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Why are black people so good at sports? Through Dedication and lots of training of course

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What's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

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Anti Jokes = Drained

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A man walks into a bar and orders a pop because he was a designated driver

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Teacher- Pick the odd one out- Man, whale, bat, squirrel, frog Student- Whale. All others are found in Nebraska

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Why can't you borrow money from a leprechaun? Because leprechauns don't exist.

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Justin Bieber

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Gods like Santa one day you'll get to the age of reason and see how dumb you were

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Whats worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? Three bee stings. Whats worse than three bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse then the holocaust? Four bee stings.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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