A: Knock knock. B: Come in. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ?cash(p)

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what's black and hangs from a tree in my garden? a blackberry

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your mother is so heavily obese, she became one of the 60 million individuals in America who are obese today.

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Why was Timmy sad? While helping his dad hang Christmas light, he got tangled up in them and fell down. While falling he grabbed a wire, which caused a spark. This spark lit the house on fire. Since he broke most of the bones in his body from falling he could not run away. The house proceeded to collapse an poor Timmy seriously injuring and hideously disfiguring him. By the time the ambulance got there, Timmy was the only survivor for his parents died of smoke inhalation. Since he had no other living relatives he was forced to live in an orphanage for the rest of his childhood. That is why Timmy is sad.

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Q: Why is Little Johnny in the hospital with a bullet wound and a broken arm? A: I shot him of his bike.

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Why were 50 police officers in the supermarket? A tsunami had struck and they were cleaning out hundreds of bodies

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Whats worse than the holocaust A: not much

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Q: What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: "There goes my income. I dont know how I'll support my family now, or keep my crops alive."

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Why did the dinosaur cross the road? It didn't.

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A Texan, a Mexican, a Brit and a Frenchman are on a plane that begins having engine trouble. The black box was never found.

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Once there was an egg by the name of Steve. His name was Steve the Egg.

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What do a watermelon and a bunny have in common? they are both green except the bunny

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Your momma soo fat.... that if she doesnt start exercising and eating right she will be more likely to get adult onset diabetes.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Me. Oh.

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why did the black man start crying? because his ancestors were treated horribly

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Homeless man....it's what's for dinner!

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I just flew in from New Zealand, and boy am I tired. It was a really long flight and I found it incredibly difficult to sleep in those seats, so I didn't bother and kept myself awake watching in-flight films the whole way.

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A dog walks into a bar Because the door was open -Tag

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I need a sidecart on my motorcycle just for my diick

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What did the blonde say when she saw a tan button on her calculator? That must mean tangent.

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What happens when you turn the TV on? You watch it.

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What's worse than killing 6,000,000 Jews? Killing 6,000,001.

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Guess what Timmy got for Christmas, Nothing, Timmy has no parents, he's an orphan.

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You know what's sad and Funny? When a guy walks into a gay bar and doesn't get hit on.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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