whats funnier than throwing a baby off a cliff cathcing him at the bottom with a pitch fork

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How do you tell a crazy man that he is on fire? You're on fire.

What did the child say to the clown? For a professional entertainer, you're not that funny.

Why did they bury the fireman at the side of the hill? Because he was dead

Pain Olympics.

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Where was sally during the bombing? Everywhere!

A devout Islamic man walks into a weapons of mass destruction store he is shocked and appalled at how easily such dangerous weapons can be bought.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got a smoke dectecter, You died in a fire

There are 2 cannibals eating a guy well one starts at the head and the other one starts at the feet the one at the head says to the other on how you doing down there and he said ohhh having a ball you!!!!

Q: Who would win in a fight, Chuck Norris, or a Tank? A: Chuck Norris, because his hidden fist in his chin gives him 3 fists to the tank's 0.

roses are blue violets are blue everything is blue I'm sad now

Why does Larry the Cable Guy get his own T.V. show??? Why can't I have one of my own??? .......ah...forgot....I'm a minority...

Why was the man afraid of the fish? He had ichthyophobia.

Why did Jim go to the hospital? To get an autopsy.

Why did the pregnant Mexican cross the border? Nobody knows. She was shot down on site.

What looks like a rainbow but isn't seen in the sky? A drawing of a rainbow

What wuld u do for a klondike bar? Nothing taste like shit.

a man walks into a bar with a poodle stuffed halfway up his rectum... WHY ARE YOU WAITING FOR A PUNCHLINE!? MY GOD! THIS MAN HAS A DOG UP HIS ANUS!

Haikus are easy. But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

how did the kid cut open his forehead? by putting on his underwear!

james hedge is gay did you know if you look at him you turn gay

Hook a finger from each hand in your mouth, now pull so your lips are tight and try to say "I was born on a pirate ship" I'm sorry, I can hardly understand you.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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