- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why are you reading these jokes? i have nothing else to do. ok

I am strangling you. Do you see my arms? I AM FREAKEN STRANGLING YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Not your cheese.

Red my dear, we are no exceptions.

A Black man walks into the Dentist's office, because he cares about his hygiene.

I've been reading these for the past hour and you guys are just out right terrible! -Sarah

2 biggest lies I have read and agree to the Terms of Service - View Terms of Service and That baby dont look like me

Why do Teenagers, mostly girls between the ages of 12-17 love Justin Bieber? Because he promotes himself worldwide and makes sure that girls know who he is thus creating a fan base that will be large enough to promote his career, which ensures him a safe financial future.

A gorilla walks into a bar and orders a banana martini. The bartender thinks this is quite strange, but then realizes he is dreaming. He awakes and tells his wife about it. His wife tells him to go to sleep. The bartender is now sad because he realizes his marriage is in shambles

Why couldnt rex bark??? because he was a fish!

Why did the chicken Cross the road? Because a Blackman was chasing his dinner

whaT DID HEVEN SAY TO THE FRIDGE hAVE YOU GOT A COLD

Roses are bitches Violets are two, your mother is a bigger bitch then both

Stripper went to strip club to ask for work. - It was closed

Q: What did the homless man get for chritsmas? A: Frostbite

What's the difference between a bowling ball and a sorority girl? You could always eat the bowling ball if you really had to.

Q: What's worse? Inhaling fly spray or deodorant? A: The Holocaust

Don't you just hate it when somebody is saying something interesting and they don't finish their sentence?

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

What did the homeless man say to the man who gave him change? “Mmmm I sure do love pocket lint”

What's sad about this man who committed suicide? He forgot to return his rented DVDs.

A young couple just gave birth to their first child and the doctor says, I’ve good some good news and some bad news, what do you want first? Give us the bad news first, the parents reply. Your baby has red hair, says the doctor. Well whats the good news, ask the parents. It’s dead.

What is the first thing you should do when a person is choking? Make sure the person is choking How can you tell if a person is choking? If he's going like this: aaghh gaghhg agghhh gaghhhhh ghghaghghgh

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