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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

How do you get a Hooker Wet? Dump her in a River.

When the going gets tough... Commit suicide.

Knock Knock. who's there? James. well use the doorbell.

what’s worse than 12 dead babies in one trash can? one dead baby in 12 trash cans

How do you get a drugged man, a giant sombrero, and a guitar into a Chuck-E-Cheese? You take multiple trips.

What's the difference between a dead baby and an orange? One is a deceased human infant and the other is a delicious citrus fruit.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, This joke is stupid, Chuck Testa.

have you seen stevie wonder's harmonica? neither has he.

An atmosphere goes into one bar. Which is pretty normal since it is roughly the regular value of the atmospheric pressure on Earth at sea level

Why didn't 6 like 7? Because 7 was a huge racist.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

Q.what semtemce is a most used lie by a fourteen year old? A. Yes i agree to the terms of service, and am above the age eighteen.

A man walks into me and I say: "WATCH IT PUNK!"

"You know what sucks?" "Vaccuumes?" "You know what metaforically sucks?" "Black holes?" "You know what just isn't cool?" "Lava?"

Roses are niggas Violets are niggas I'm lil Wayne niggas rhymes with niggas

A pair of brothers walked into a bar. It was where the wake was being held from their mother's funeral.

How do you tell when your dog is dead? I don't know. I never had a dog and my parents beat me.

A lonely man walks into a Self-Esteem class. He sits alone in the back because of his low self-esteem. Forever alone.

Two muffins were in the oven...They were taken out after about 40 minutes, and then enjoyed by all.

Who let the dogs out? The dog's owner.

What do polar bears have that no other animal has? Polar bear babies.

Why was Timmy crying? Because he got raped.

What's the mosy hardest game in the world? The Impossible Game.

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