- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't the blonde dial 911? The battery on her phone is dead and she needs to recharge it. (Good thing there's no emergency.)

When life gives you lemons squeeze them at people then run away.

A house comes around the corner.

I was going to tell a gay joke. But that would offensive

How did the old man die? He was shot after eating a rather large watermelon while skydiving out of a helicopter, boob fighting 5 toddlers.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

roses are red, violets are blue, im a bad poet, text me. LMFAO

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have alzheimers. Cheese on toast.

What's the difference between a good anti joke, and a bad anti joke? There literally is no good anti joke.

Q:why did jimmy fall of a swing? A:Because someone threw a fridge at him

What did the orphan do on his birthday? He burned down his orphanage, he hated the place because he was severly abused.

Why'd the gay man get fired from the sperm bank? He was repeatedly late to work.

bite me

"Free to play" Play free "right now" "Free forever"

What did the dog say to the rabbit? I quite liked Prince's first album.

how do you make a plumber sad? Kill his family

Little johnny raised his hand one day in class and asked if he could use the restroom. The teacher said he had to say the abc's first. Johnny successfully recited the abc's and then proceeded to use the restroom.

Why did the chicken get hit by a bus? He tried to cross the road.

Your mother is so ugly that her physical appearance causes her to have a low self-esteem.

Why did the German burn the Jew? Because he dropped his tea.

2 black guys, a colombian guy and a white girl are sitting at a bar. They are friends.

I dyed my armpit hair blue yesterday because I wanted to start a new trend. My boyfriend later broke up with me.

womens rights

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