- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"Do you like pie?" "No." "Do you like blueberries?" "No." "I have something you won't like." "Is it a blueberry pie?" "No, I shagged your wife last night".

Roses are gray Violets are gray I really wish That I wasn't color blind

Why did Little Timmy eat Smarties before school? Because he was hungry.

"i once had a rabbit named socks.he was a funny little fellow until one day he got over excited and...well..." "did he...i mean..you know..did he...?" "what?lose a claw,throw up, sit in a pan of warm water until he calmed down?" "yeah! :)" "yes...but then he died."

What do you call a fish with no eyes? Extremely vulnerable to predacious animals such as Brown Bears and Grey Herons

Why couldn't the boy talk? He had his fathers hairy scrote was in his mouth

Why was Justin Beiber Booed off the stage. Because I spelt his last name incorrectly.

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Why does a gay guy come out of the closet? He can't see anything inside.

You remind me of something What? Monday Why? Nobody likes you

Going up to someone and saying, "my mom is dead and my dad tryd killing himself, can i have a ride home?"

My jeans

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: The farmer decided it was too cruel to fence in the animal, however getting run over by a car was a fate... not worse than death because it died.

How do you drown a black? - pop their lips

David Cameron

Why did the black homosexual blind man want to go to the comedy club? He enjoys a good laugh

Bob loves Anne. Anne loves Bob. No one cares.

what did the boy who liked trucks get for his birthday? POOP

A guy walks into a bar. The second guy ducks.

Q. Why did Jimmy fall off his bike? A. Because he had alzheimer's and couldn't remember how to ride a bike.

Hey I Just Met You , And This is Crazy But Don't Text. My Phone Cuz You Stalk Me Daily #Taste_MyCarmel

Knock knock Who's there Guess who? Billy, is that you? Yeah baby I'm home! OMG!!!

Why didn't the boy want to go to school? Because it was 3am.

Why was the asain studing? Because he had a 59 in math and needed a C to tay on the footbal team.

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