- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red violets are blue, were stuck to gather like superglue in tell you get the flu, then I'm not touching you :)

yo mama just like a toilet, white and full of crap!

a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

Your moma is so nasty. And one day she had a geust over and the geust says " May I use the restroom?" Yes but make sure you use the coffe can to the right because the letf one is full.

Why did the black guy get a boner? The nitric oxide levels in his trabecular arteries and smooth muscle of his penis rose, causing his arteries to dilate and therefore enlarging his penis.

So a man walks into a bar. Unfortunately, he had brittle bone disease, cracked open his skull and bled to death on the pavement.

What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come back from camp.

roses are red, violets are blue, if ruddell was black, he would smell of poo.

Wanna hear a good joke? Sure. So does Hellen Keller

What did the caterpillar say when he emerged from his chrysalis? I am a butterfly.

Why is six afraid of seven? SE7EN!

Q:What is your maturity on a scale of 1 to 100? A:69

What's green and has wheels? The White House. I lied about everything, I'm so sorry.

what do u call a lesbian dinosaur? lickalotopuss

Two pen state administrators walk into a butt

Why was the baby crying? Because he was tied to a railroad track. How did the baby die? He had a bomb strapped to him. How did the bomb explode? It got ran over by a train.

How do u get high, meet a leprachaun, and touch a rainbow? U find a leprechaun shoot him, steal his pot, and run up the rainbow silly!

A man walks into me and I say: "WATCH IT PUNK!"

What would Hellen Keller say to Obama? Nothing she can't speak.

Why do eggs come in 12? because 13 is bad luck

Santa Claus is so hairy he need to shave more often.

What do you get when you see a black man writing? A man devoted to getting a education.

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