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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why didn't the Asian ask for a calculator cause he was doing the dishes and a calculator seemed inappropriate

what smells like red paint, looks like red paint and is called red paint? A pear, i lied about everything i just said

How did the chicken get to the other side? He crossed the road.

"This is what kind of fail class?" "AN EPIC FAIL!"

WELCOME TO THE GARLIC BOYS SHOW! So kids, what are we gonna eat today? POTATOES! FUUUUUUU! Moral: You say tomata, I say WROOOOOOOONG, you say cheap I say your mother.

why was the boy sad? because his mom just punched his hamburger

There once was a mam from Peru He dreamed he was eating a shoe It wasn't... It was a goat

A mother and her child run into the store... The mother opens the door, so the child does not run into the store again.

What did John say to Tim Hi I'm John

What's green and can dance? A Cloud. I lied.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He never did because he's in KFC

A black man and a Mexican man are in the back of a car. Who's driving? Not enough information to answer this question.

if u read this u r bent A. Now your bent

Why couldn't the little seven year old girl paint her finger nails? She fell in front of a train.

Why was the Mexican stopped at the border? He forgot his passport.

A small boy swallowed some coins and was taken to a hospital. When his grandmother telephoned to ask how he was a nurse said, "No change. He's likely to die, too."

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was DEAD! But why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the first monkey... But then why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? P-p-p-p-eer pressure

Two members of the KKK walk into the bar into a bar. The bartender asks, "what do you think of Obama?" One of the KKK members says "he is my President, I respect him."

what did the white guy say to the black guy? nothing because hes racist and hates blacks people

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What do you call 5 black people being killed in a car crash? A terrible incident

What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife? You aren't married to a girlfriend.

The Americans have just spent millions of dollars working on a pen that works in space. I would of just used a pencil.

Q: 1 out of every 44 presidents can dunk, who is it? A: How the hell am i suppost to know

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