Whats red and smells like blue paint? Red Paint

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Why was Tommy late for school? He got raped by spiderman.

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What did the boy say after he stubbed his toe? Owww! I wanna have sex!!!

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Why is the dog in the driver seat? Why is there birds making you filet mignon? Why is your toe blue? I don't know the answer. Go talk to your doctor

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Yo mama so fat, her Patronus is a cake.

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What's the worst thing that can go wrong while trying to archieve something you desperately want? -Everything.

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What's the difference between Harry Potter and a Jew? Harry made it out the chamber.

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There once was a mam from Peru He dreamed he was eating a shoe It wasn't... It was a goat

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? "Robin, get in the Batmobile."

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What's black and sits at the top of the stair case? Stephen hawking in a house fire.......

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a jew, a gay, and an irishman walk int a bar at different times during the span of 5 hours.

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Q: What is the difference between a moose and a cow? A: How they're spelled.

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A man walks inta pet store looking for a dog. All he finds are cats.What did he end up buying. A weasel

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Q: How are a plum and a rabbit alike? A: They're both purple, except for the rabbit.

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These Jokes suck.

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"bluar blah blah blarRR/ the stupid pointless part" dead people/ animals/ objects can't talk/ drive/ operate compueter, lol I'm so focken funni

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure

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What's worse than a guy staring at you? Two guys staring at you.

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caoimhin is a dorty carrot

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(Mortal Kombat Annihilation) Princess Kitana: "Mother, you're alive" Sindel: "Too bad you, will die" (Troll 2) "They're eating her. And then they're gonna me. Oh my gawwwwwwwwd." (The Room) Johnny: I did not hit her, it's not true! It's bullshitt! I did not hit her! [throws water bottle] Johnny: I did *not*. Oh hi, Mark. Mark: Oh, hey Johnny, what's up?

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Why did the girl make a sandwich for her boyfriend? Because she offered to make lunch in order to save money by not going to a restaurant.

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Why does Ray Charles always smile? Because he doesn't know he's black.

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waiter! waiter! theres a fly in my soup! the waiter immediately retrieved a new soup and gave them a 50% discount for the misshap.

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When making an Anti-Joke, you click the button that says: 'I have read and agree to the terms of service' What are you called? A Liar.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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