Teacher:What is the outer layer of a tree? Dog:Bark. Teacher: What is the square root of 69? Dog:8.30662386

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Why didn't Michael J. Fox feel the Virginia earthquake? He was on vacation in Maui.

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Your mom is so fat that she has diabetes and if she does not stick to her medical diet, her foot will be removed, but she started binge eating because of you in the first place, and if you don't straighten our your life, you will inadvertently be the cause of your mothers death.

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Man goes to doctor, says he's depressed. The world is bleak and hopeless and life just isn't worth living. The doctor thinks for a second then smiles. "Treatment is simple he says, the great clown Pagliacci is in town. Go see him, that should pick you up." The man bursts into tears, sobs hysterically like a child, "But doctor," he says. "I am Pagliacci."

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A man walks into a bar. He orders a drink.

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Knock knock Who's there? Justin Bieber OH MY GOD REALLY?! No.

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awkward moment when someone pretends to be Mr. Bear and stuffs up his own joke

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Q. What's big, green, has four legs, fuzzy, and if fell out of a tree would kill you? A. A pool table

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga in the morning You poke her face

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stinky boner

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there's a new drink out called the Bin Laden... it consists of two shots and a splash of water

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Your mom's so ugly that after being ridiculed for for year she became very self conscience and killed herself. Her family was very sad for many years.

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Why is my brother so bad at making anti jokes cuz HE HAS a sense of humor

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Der Ter-Rerks, nern ter serrentersts ers "Terernerserers Rerks", wers er dernerser dert lerved ern der Certersers perrerd. Ert wers er mert erter, prering ern smerler, plernt-erterng dernersers serch ers herdrersers ernd serrerperds. Ert erser hernterd der herned herberver Tersererterps, werd erverderns erf ferts ferned ern der ferserlersed rermerns.

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Two Black Males walk into a bar. A white old lady leaves cautiously. Everyone else stays and has a great time with them as they are actually two very good guys, and funny too.

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What's the difference between a pile of rotting shit about to be re-heated in the microwave and Kevin James's new movie "The Zookeeper" ... Nothing.

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Why did blonde cross the road? She needed to get to work.

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I f*cked your mom last night and she liked it. 8====D~~~~

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What did the pirate order for breakfast? Pancakes.

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what happens when a migit and a horse have sex..... probably nothing

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Where does a successful black person live? Neverland.

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What do you call a joke book without a title? A joke book!!!!

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why did radio not get the song? beacause he radio didnt work.

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What do you call a black man driving an airplane? A pilot.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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